Zhuzi show off
Chapter 11
Xiao Mo hehe, it's easy to say, if you can't get rid of it!
"My lord, you'd better stab me and give me a quicker death."
Gong Xi shook his head: "You should have seen it too. My greatest interest is watching a living being tortured to death by a poisonous thing. What I want to see the most now is that the poisonous body is exposed in your body. Painful and helpless," he said, pointing to the porcelain box in Xiao Mo's hand, "Hurry up and eat it, if the poison doesn't kill you, I have to think about other poisons."
"..." Dear King Yonghe, can you stab me to death quickly!
Xiao Mo stared at the giant black scorpion in the box, while Gong Xi stared at the top of Xiao Mo's slightly hanging head. Their eyes were extremely focused, but there was a strong sense of tension in the air because of their stalemate.
After an unknown amount of time, Xie Dong who came in to spread the message broke the weird atmosphere between the two.
Xie Dong bowed to Gong Xi and said: "My lord, one of the guests at the table that Mr. Yunmo disturbed just now wanted to meet Mr. Yunmo alone."
Here comes the reckoning!This is Xiao Mo's only thought at the moment.
There were highly poisonous live scorpions in the front, and there were hooligan guests looking for faults in the back. Xiao Mo suddenly felt like he was being chased and intercepted.
Seeing the fleeting expression of powerlessness on Xiao Mo's face, Gong Xi was immediately amused.
"I knew the guests would not let it go, baby, you can solve the mess you caused yourself, if you can't solve it, how can you eat this black scorpion, Xie Dong, go prepare a pot of the same quality, give it Mr. Yunmo cooks lunch."
Xiao Mo: "..." A pot of QAQ!
Xie Dong: "..." My lord, are you sure Mr. Yunmo can eat... a bowl of... for lunch?
Gong Xi glanced at Xie Dong indifferently: "Why don't you go soon?"
"Yes... yes! This subordinate is going now!" Xie Dong turned to leave after speaking, but seeing Xiao Mo still imprisoned by Chi Yue, he couldn't help reminding Gong Xi from the side: "Mr. Yun Mo, the guests are still here." Yunshu Pavilion is waiting for you to give an explanation, and I will go with you first?" The words were addressed to Xiao Mo, but his eyes glanced at Gong Xi as if there was nothing there.
Gong Xi glanced at Xie Dong who was peeking at him, curled his lips lightly, and then whistled, calling back Chi Yue who was imprisoning Xiao Mo's legs.
Xiao Mo followed Xie Dong out of Gong Xi's room, and when he was about to reach Yunshu Pavilion, Xiao Mo turned his head and thanked Xie Dong.
Xie Dong was surprised for a moment, and then realized what Xiao Mo was thanking, but there was a trace of regret on his face:
"My lord hates other people's interference in his decision the most. If I am still alive after today, Mr. Yunmo will take care of me in the future."
Xiao Mo laughed: "I take care of you? I don't have that ability."
Xie Dong shook his head: "With the prince, you are different."
Xiao Mo almost laughed out loud: "I can't tell, you have a sense of humor. Well, no matter what, thank you today. If there is anything I can do to help you in the future, I will definitely do my best." After speaking, he took a deep breath and pushed open the door of Yunshu Pavilion.
Xiao Mo thought that in the Yunshu Pavilion at this moment, there must be several people waiting to ask him questions with grim faces, but the door opened, and the Yunshu Pavilion was extremely quiet, except for Pei Zhenyuan, who was dressed in brown and black uniforms and stood tall. by the window.
"Mr. Pei, it's impossible for me to apologize to your friend. As for the compensation, I just entered Lingyuan and have no property. I'm afraid I won't be able to repay your friend's medical expenses for the time being."
What Xiao Mo said, Pei Zhenyuan didn't hear it at all, or he heard it, and didn't take it to heart at all. His whole body and mind were focused on Xiao Mo's face.
"You...you are Yun Mo?" Pei Zhenyuan's face showed disbelief.
Soon realizing where Pei Zhenyuan's surprise and disbelief came from, Xiao Mo looked at the expression on Pei Zhenyuan's face, couldn't help but curl his lips, nodded and said, "Yes, you can also call me Xiao Mo."
Hearing the surname "Xiao", Pei Zhenyuan reappeared the frowning expression before: "I'll call you Yun Mo, I don't like the surname Xiao."
Xiao Mo was surprised: "It's just a surname, why don't you like it?"
"My enemy is the surname Xiao."
Xiao Mo nodded understandingly: "Call it whatever you want, Mr. Pei, I know it's wrong for me to hit someone, but I refuse to apologize to those who slander other people's dignity. If Mr. Pei comes to force me to give it to your friend If you apologize, then I can only say sorry to you."
Pei Zhenyuan let out a laugh: "You are quite stubborn, young man. You know, with your status, you have offended me and my friends. If you sue the officials, you may die without a place to bury you."
A trace of sadness flashed across Xiao Mo's heart: "You may laugh at me, but I still want to say that all people are created equal, regardless of high or low. Don't say that I don't want to be a slave or a prostitute. The common saying is the fairest in the world, laughing at the poor but not laughing at prostitutes, I support myself by my ability, and I don’t need irrelevant people to gossip!”
Pei Zhenyuan frowned and looked at Xiao Mo who was talking, and finally said helplessly: "Your temper...is really not suitable for this kind of business of relying on a railing to make a laugh."
Xiao Mo smiled lightly: "It's rare, I agree with Mr. Pei's ideas." After a pause, "Mr. Pei, if you just came to ask me about your friend's crimes, I can only say..."
"It's not!"
Before Xiao Mo could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Pei Zhenyuan, who said:
"I just... want to hear the story you haven't told before, and I hope you can stroke the piano music you stroked on the stage for me again."
He came to Xingshi to inquire about crimes, but now he has changed his mind. How could it be Pei Zhenyuan who did it to accuse such a beautiful and delicious beauty Xingshi?
Xiao Mo couldn't help being surprised, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, softened his tone, and said to Pei Zhenyuan, "I'm not very proficient in the song "Fen Tian", so I'll let you listen to it when I'm familiar with it. It’s probably pointless to say it.”
"It's meaningless if it doesn't make sense. I'm just curious what story you want to tell us."
Xiao Mo thought about it, and felt that Pei Zhenyuan didn't bother with him about hurting his friend, and it would not be too much for him to take a step back and tell him a story.
Thinking of this, Xiao Mo told Pei Zhenyuan the story he wanted to tell Pei Zhenyuan and others:
“Someone put a cat in a wooden box, and a bottle of poisonous gas was also placed in the box. The cork will be opened, the box will not be opened, but the poisonous gas will escape from the bottle, and the cat will be poisoned to death.” Xiao Mo glanced at Pei Zhenyuan who was still listening carefully, “This is the story I just wanted to tell .”
Pei Zhenyuan raised his eyebrows: "Is this the end?"
Xiao Mo nodded.
Pei Zhenyuan sat down on the chair and thought for a moment: "You imply yourself as the cat, and my friends and I want to unmask you as the one who tried to open the box."
Xiao Mo nodded again: "I didn't expect that you hadn't tried to open the box yet, but I opened it from the inside myself."
"Although the poisonous gas escaped from the box, you have successfully escaped from the box. You are a smart kitten."
"..." Xiao Mo was a little helpless when Pei Zhenyuan called him a "kitten", "How do you know that I'm not in danger?" Fate is probably hanging by a thread again.
Before Pei Zhenyuan could reply to his rhetorical question, Xiao Mo secretly sighed: "Since Mr. Pei wants to listen to Guqin music, I'll caress "Burning Heaven" again." As he spoke, he took the Guqin and played "Burning Heaven" again for Pei Zhenyuan stumbled. Burn the sky".
After hearing this, Pei Zhenyuan frowned, got up and walked towards Xiao Mo, pondered for a moment, then raised his hand towards Xiao Mo: "The song is a good one, but it's a pity... May Mr. Yunmo let me try it?"
The disgusted Xiao Mo didn't feel too embarrassed, after all, his piano playing skills were indeed too poor.
He got up and gave the cushion under the seat to Pei Zhenyuan, and asked casually, "Why does Mr. Pei like the song "Burning Heaven" so much?"
"Because the implication expressed by this song is exactly my life." As he spoke, his fingers moved slightly, and an extremely smooth "Fen Tian" poured out like a gushing river.
Halfway through the song, Pei Zhenyuan took a look at Xiao Mo while playing, and found that Xiao Mo's expression was calm, and he didn't show the shameful expression of being ashamed of his piano skills. He couldn't help being curious about Xiao Mo's psychological activities while listening to the music.
At the end of the song, Pei Zhenyuan smiled and asked Xiao Mo, "How about my song?"
Xiao Mo leaned against the back of the chair and looked a little lazy. Hearing Pei Zhenyuan's question, he clapped his hands in a face-saving manner, but said: "I can only say that my skill of throwing bricks and attracting jade is extremely superb."
Pei Zhenyuan was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Mr. Yunmo is really an interesting person."
"I'm a pure gentleman, and I have such a bad temper. If it's not interesting, how can I attract a distinguished guest like Mr. Pei?"
Pei Zhenyuan recalled that he had complained about Xiao Mo's temper just now, and said amusedly, "You still hold grudges."
"It's human nature to only remember the faults of others, but not to see the good of others."
"What you said is too pessimistic. I think you should say it the other way around."
"Really?" Xiao Mo shallowly hooked the corners of his lips, "Then why does Mr. Pei hate the surname Xiao so much, and remember the enemy surnamed Xiao so deeply?"
"That's different..."
Seeing the darkness in Pei Zhenyuan's eyes, Xiao Mo suddenly realized that the content of the conversation between the two was a bit heavy, so he changed the topic: "Mr. Pei, I am new to the capital, and I am not very familiar with it. If you are willing, Mr. Pei, can you tell me about it?" The customs here?" The customs and customs are secondary, the main thing is the terrain, which is convenient for him to escape!
Xiao Mo really didn't want to stay in Lingyuan any longer, he didn't like this kind of oppressive place, and there was a crazy boss who stared at him with all kinds of poisons all day long, although he realized that he might be invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, But which normal person would want to eat scorpions and five poisons as soup all day long! ?
"Aren't you from the capital?" Pei Zhenyuan said in surprise, but the expression on his face showed that he didn't care about it.
Xiao Mo shook his head: "I don't know."
Pei Zhenyuan, who didn't care about where Xiao Mo came from, was really surprised when he heard Xiao Mo's answer: "This answer is really interesting. You are such an old man, and you still don't know where your hometown is?"
"Maybe, the person who sold me in was afraid that my cat would find its way home, so, except for the name, he erased all my memories."
[The author has something to say: Xiao Mao is so cute, please collect it, ask for tickets~]
"My lord, you'd better stab me and give me a quicker death."
Gong Xi shook his head: "You should have seen it too. My greatest interest is watching a living being tortured to death by a poisonous thing. What I want to see the most now is that the poisonous body is exposed in your body. Painful and helpless," he said, pointing to the porcelain box in Xiao Mo's hand, "Hurry up and eat it, if the poison doesn't kill you, I have to think about other poisons."
"..." Dear King Yonghe, can you stab me to death quickly!
Xiao Mo stared at the giant black scorpion in the box, while Gong Xi stared at the top of Xiao Mo's slightly hanging head. Their eyes were extremely focused, but there was a strong sense of tension in the air because of their stalemate.
After an unknown amount of time, Xie Dong who came in to spread the message broke the weird atmosphere between the two.
Xie Dong bowed to Gong Xi and said: "My lord, one of the guests at the table that Mr. Yunmo disturbed just now wanted to meet Mr. Yunmo alone."
Here comes the reckoning!This is Xiao Mo's only thought at the moment.
There were highly poisonous live scorpions in the front, and there were hooligan guests looking for faults in the back. Xiao Mo suddenly felt like he was being chased and intercepted.
Seeing the fleeting expression of powerlessness on Xiao Mo's face, Gong Xi was immediately amused.
"I knew the guests would not let it go, baby, you can solve the mess you caused yourself, if you can't solve it, how can you eat this black scorpion, Xie Dong, go prepare a pot of the same quality, give it Mr. Yunmo cooks lunch."
Xiao Mo: "..." A pot of QAQ!
Xie Dong: "..." My lord, are you sure Mr. Yunmo can eat... a bowl of... for lunch?
Gong Xi glanced at Xie Dong indifferently: "Why don't you go soon?"
"Yes... yes! This subordinate is going now!" Xie Dong turned to leave after speaking, but seeing Xiao Mo still imprisoned by Chi Yue, he couldn't help reminding Gong Xi from the side: "Mr. Yun Mo, the guests are still here." Yunshu Pavilion is waiting for you to give an explanation, and I will go with you first?" The words were addressed to Xiao Mo, but his eyes glanced at Gong Xi as if there was nothing there.
Gong Xi glanced at Xie Dong who was peeking at him, curled his lips lightly, and then whistled, calling back Chi Yue who was imprisoning Xiao Mo's legs.
Xiao Mo followed Xie Dong out of Gong Xi's room, and when he was about to reach Yunshu Pavilion, Xiao Mo turned his head and thanked Xie Dong.
Xie Dong was surprised for a moment, and then realized what Xiao Mo was thanking, but there was a trace of regret on his face:
"My lord hates other people's interference in his decision the most. If I am still alive after today, Mr. Yunmo will take care of me in the future."
Xiao Mo laughed: "I take care of you? I don't have that ability."
Xie Dong shook his head: "With the prince, you are different."
Xiao Mo almost laughed out loud: "I can't tell, you have a sense of humor. Well, no matter what, thank you today. If there is anything I can do to help you in the future, I will definitely do my best." After speaking, he took a deep breath and pushed open the door of Yunshu Pavilion.
Xiao Mo thought that in the Yunshu Pavilion at this moment, there must be several people waiting to ask him questions with grim faces, but the door opened, and the Yunshu Pavilion was extremely quiet, except for Pei Zhenyuan, who was dressed in brown and black uniforms and stood tall. by the window.
"Mr. Pei, it's impossible for me to apologize to your friend. As for the compensation, I just entered Lingyuan and have no property. I'm afraid I won't be able to repay your friend's medical expenses for the time being."
What Xiao Mo said, Pei Zhenyuan didn't hear it at all, or he heard it, and didn't take it to heart at all. His whole body and mind were focused on Xiao Mo's face.
"You...you are Yun Mo?" Pei Zhenyuan's face showed disbelief.
Soon realizing where Pei Zhenyuan's surprise and disbelief came from, Xiao Mo looked at the expression on Pei Zhenyuan's face, couldn't help but curl his lips, nodded and said, "Yes, you can also call me Xiao Mo."
Hearing the surname "Xiao", Pei Zhenyuan reappeared the frowning expression before: "I'll call you Yun Mo, I don't like the surname Xiao."
Xiao Mo was surprised: "It's just a surname, why don't you like it?"
"My enemy is the surname Xiao."
Xiao Mo nodded understandingly: "Call it whatever you want, Mr. Pei, I know it's wrong for me to hit someone, but I refuse to apologize to those who slander other people's dignity. If Mr. Pei comes to force me to give it to your friend If you apologize, then I can only say sorry to you."
Pei Zhenyuan let out a laugh: "You are quite stubborn, young man. You know, with your status, you have offended me and my friends. If you sue the officials, you may die without a place to bury you."
A trace of sadness flashed across Xiao Mo's heart: "You may laugh at me, but I still want to say that all people are created equal, regardless of high or low. Don't say that I don't want to be a slave or a prostitute. The common saying is the fairest in the world, laughing at the poor but not laughing at prostitutes, I support myself by my ability, and I don’t need irrelevant people to gossip!”
Pei Zhenyuan frowned and looked at Xiao Mo who was talking, and finally said helplessly: "Your temper...is really not suitable for this kind of business of relying on a railing to make a laugh."
Xiao Mo smiled lightly: "It's rare, I agree with Mr. Pei's ideas." After a pause, "Mr. Pei, if you just came to ask me about your friend's crimes, I can only say..."
"It's not!"
Before Xiao Mo could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Pei Zhenyuan, who said:
"I just... want to hear the story you haven't told before, and I hope you can stroke the piano music you stroked on the stage for me again."
He came to Xingshi to inquire about crimes, but now he has changed his mind. How could it be Pei Zhenyuan who did it to accuse such a beautiful and delicious beauty Xingshi?
Xiao Mo couldn't help being surprised, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, softened his tone, and said to Pei Zhenyuan, "I'm not very proficient in the song "Fen Tian", so I'll let you listen to it when I'm familiar with it. It’s probably pointless to say it.”
"It's meaningless if it doesn't make sense. I'm just curious what story you want to tell us."
Xiao Mo thought about it, and felt that Pei Zhenyuan didn't bother with him about hurting his friend, and it would not be too much for him to take a step back and tell him a story.
Thinking of this, Xiao Mo told Pei Zhenyuan the story he wanted to tell Pei Zhenyuan and others:
“Someone put a cat in a wooden box, and a bottle of poisonous gas was also placed in the box. The cork will be opened, the box will not be opened, but the poisonous gas will escape from the bottle, and the cat will be poisoned to death.” Xiao Mo glanced at Pei Zhenyuan who was still listening carefully, “This is the story I just wanted to tell .”
Pei Zhenyuan raised his eyebrows: "Is this the end?"
Xiao Mo nodded.
Pei Zhenyuan sat down on the chair and thought for a moment: "You imply yourself as the cat, and my friends and I want to unmask you as the one who tried to open the box."
Xiao Mo nodded again: "I didn't expect that you hadn't tried to open the box yet, but I opened it from the inside myself."
"Although the poisonous gas escaped from the box, you have successfully escaped from the box. You are a smart kitten."
"..." Xiao Mo was a little helpless when Pei Zhenyuan called him a "kitten", "How do you know that I'm not in danger?" Fate is probably hanging by a thread again.
Before Pei Zhenyuan could reply to his rhetorical question, Xiao Mo secretly sighed: "Since Mr. Pei wants to listen to Guqin music, I'll caress "Burning Heaven" again." As he spoke, he took the Guqin and played "Burning Heaven" again for Pei Zhenyuan stumbled. Burn the sky".
After hearing this, Pei Zhenyuan frowned, got up and walked towards Xiao Mo, pondered for a moment, then raised his hand towards Xiao Mo: "The song is a good one, but it's a pity... May Mr. Yunmo let me try it?"
The disgusted Xiao Mo didn't feel too embarrassed, after all, his piano playing skills were indeed too poor.
He got up and gave the cushion under the seat to Pei Zhenyuan, and asked casually, "Why does Mr. Pei like the song "Burning Heaven" so much?"
"Because the implication expressed by this song is exactly my life." As he spoke, his fingers moved slightly, and an extremely smooth "Fen Tian" poured out like a gushing river.
Halfway through the song, Pei Zhenyuan took a look at Xiao Mo while playing, and found that Xiao Mo's expression was calm, and he didn't show the shameful expression of being ashamed of his piano skills. He couldn't help being curious about Xiao Mo's psychological activities while listening to the music.
At the end of the song, Pei Zhenyuan smiled and asked Xiao Mo, "How about my song?"
Xiao Mo leaned against the back of the chair and looked a little lazy. Hearing Pei Zhenyuan's question, he clapped his hands in a face-saving manner, but said: "I can only say that my skill of throwing bricks and attracting jade is extremely superb."
Pei Zhenyuan was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Mr. Yunmo is really an interesting person."
"I'm a pure gentleman, and I have such a bad temper. If it's not interesting, how can I attract a distinguished guest like Mr. Pei?"
Pei Zhenyuan recalled that he had complained about Xiao Mo's temper just now, and said amusedly, "You still hold grudges."
"It's human nature to only remember the faults of others, but not to see the good of others."
"What you said is too pessimistic. I think you should say it the other way around."
"Really?" Xiao Mo shallowly hooked the corners of his lips, "Then why does Mr. Pei hate the surname Xiao so much, and remember the enemy surnamed Xiao so deeply?"
"That's different..."
Seeing the darkness in Pei Zhenyuan's eyes, Xiao Mo suddenly realized that the content of the conversation between the two was a bit heavy, so he changed the topic: "Mr. Pei, I am new to the capital, and I am not very familiar with it. If you are willing, Mr. Pei, can you tell me about it?" The customs here?" The customs and customs are secondary, the main thing is the terrain, which is convenient for him to escape!
Xiao Mo really didn't want to stay in Lingyuan any longer, he didn't like this kind of oppressive place, and there was a crazy boss who stared at him with all kinds of poisons all day long, although he realized that he might be invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, But which normal person would want to eat scorpions and five poisons as soup all day long! ?
"Aren't you from the capital?" Pei Zhenyuan said in surprise, but the expression on his face showed that he didn't care about it.
Xiao Mo shook his head: "I don't know."
Pei Zhenyuan, who didn't care about where Xiao Mo came from, was really surprised when he heard Xiao Mo's answer: "This answer is really interesting. You are such an old man, and you still don't know where your hometown is?"
"Maybe, the person who sold me in was afraid that my cat would find its way home, so, except for the name, he erased all my memories."
[The author has something to say: Xiao Mao is so cute, please collect it, ask for tickets~]
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