The whole network is knocking on me and my opponent's cp

I had dinner at Xiao's house and drank soup, because I had to stay at Xiao's house at night, so Jiang Yi drank a lot of wine with Xiao Chen during dinner.

Now, Xiao Ling can take revenge for being laughed at for not drinking enough.

I thought I could see Jiang Yi making a fool of himself in front of his parents, but he didn't want to wait till the end of dinner, when Xiao Chen and Xia Yue had other engagements and were about to go out, Jiang Yi was still in high spirits, very sober, not a little drunk Looks drunk.

"You can drink so much, can you practice? I want to practice too!"

Jiang Yi walked back with Xiao Ling in his arms. At this point, the servants had already cleaned up and returned to their rooms, and only Jiang Yi and Xiao Ling were left in the huge villa.

"Okay, let me tell you how to practice drinking."

Jiang Yi lowered his head and whispered two words in his ear.

"bed……"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ling beat her hard on the heart.

"Brother Ling, you murdered your own husband!"

"Silly, the next one will be more obedient, the next one will be more obedient, and the next one will be more handsome!"

When the words fell to the ground, Jiang Yi strode forward and put his arms around him from behind, tilting his head and smiling triumphantly.

"You can't bear it!"

In the end, the two hugged each other so tiredly and went to the kitchen.

"Go away, I'll wash some strawberries for you to get rid of the smell of wine in your mouth."

Jiang Yi let go of his hands and leaned against the kitchen door, watching Xiao Ling wash the strawberries for him one by one.

"My parents still like me."

"Yes, then when are you going to take me to meet your parents?"

The smile on Jiang Yi's face suddenly dimmed. Seeing that he didn't speak, Xiao Ling didn't continue to ask, and picked up a strawberry and fed it into his mouth.

"Hmm... so sour..."

As soon as Jiang Yi frowned, Xiao Ling pressed his lips against it.

"Isn't it sour?"

"Well, sweet, more."

So a plate of strawberries was fed to each other in a different way.

When Xiao Ling finished eating strawberries and turned to go upstairs, Jiang Yi still felt the sour taste of strawberries in his mouth, so he picked up the water from the table and poured it into his mouth in one gulp.

It was only when he swallowed that he realized that it turned out to be the white wine that Xiao Chen drank at dinner, and it was still high!

His throat was burning instantly, but when Xiao Ling turned his head to look at him, Jiang Yi pretended to be okay and smiled and stepped forward, holding his hand and going upstairs.

It's just that Xiao Ling had noticed his face reddened by liquor, so he didn't expose him.

After going upstairs, as soon as the door was closed, the hungry wolf beside him became presumptuous, hugged him, and began to tear the shirt on his body, but after pulling for a long time, the shirt did not take off, and only the last part collapsed. A button on top.

Jiang Yi was discouraged all of a sudden.

"Your clothes don't look good, don't wear them next time."

Xiao Ling smiled, seeing that he really seemed a little drunk, and did not refute, and responded to him.

"Okay, I won't wear it next time."

Then he helped him undress, and dragged him to the bathroom together, who knew that Jiang Yi pointed at the bathtub and looked at Xiao Ling triumphantly as soon as he entered the bathroom.

"Brother Ling, do you want to see me perform my stunts? I can pee ten meters into the wind! And I can fill this..."

Before Jiang Yi finished speaking, Xiao Ling turned him around, pushed him in front of the toilet, and pointed at the water in the toilet.

"Jiang Warrior, there are countless monsters here to invade the earth, you should wash them away!"

Jiang Yi saluted.

"Hi...Okay, I promise...Hi...complete the mission!"

Xiao Ling stood on the side, looked at the rare Jiang Yi who was drunk and coquettish, and smiled.

"If it wasn't for the fear that you would kill people and silence you, I would definitely record it for you and make you regret it tomorrow!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Yi lay on Xiao Ling's back, clamped on Xiao Ling's waist, and Jiang Yi's waist and abdomen were also tightly attached to Xiao Ling's lower back.

This……

Oh shit! ! !

Who said it was cute! !Wash him! ! !

"Back..."

"Back your uncle! Go down!"

Jiang Yi pouted and rubbed against his neck and said coquettishly, "Back the back."

Xiao Ling sighed, and finally had no choice but to walk around the bathroom with Jiang Yi on his back. Jiang Yi was immediately happy, straightened up and patted Xiao Ling's back, shouting loudly.

"Ji Jia Jia, the horse runs fast!! The pursuers are coming, run fast!!! Drive the horse!!!"

Xiao Ling walked around the bedroom again behind his back, cursing secretly.

"You wait for me!"

After finally taking a shower, Jiang Yi fell asleep under Xiao Ling's comfort.

Seeing that he was finally asleep, Xiao Ling threw off the quilt on him, a smirk curled up at the corner of his mouth, and then...

When he woke up the next day, Jiang Yi felt like his head was going to explode. The baijiu was too strong!

Opening his eyes, he put his hand on it, the pillow next to him was empty, got up to wash, and the new clothes Xiao Ling brought for him were laid on the sofa.

When I walked into the bathroom and saw myself in the mirror, I was shocked for a moment.

"Damn, did you drink so intensely last night!"

There are little red dots all over the body, and there are teeth marks, all over the chest and shoulders, and it still feels a little painful when touched.

When he came out after washing, he saw Xiao Ling refreshed and refreshed after morning exercise.

"Brother Ling, how were you doing last night?"

He's already like this, so Xiao Ling still has to get up, but he still does morning exercises, so refreshed? ? ?

Jiang Yi was a little skeptical about his life. Did his ability regress or Xiao Ling improved?

"I'm fine, last night I...hehe."

Jiang Yi: "..."

Jiang Yi: "????"

Jiang Yi: "!!!!"

Five thunders hit the top!

I reached out and touched it, but I didn't feel it!

Downstairs, Xia Yue was calling the two of them to eat, but Jiang Yi didn't have time to ask, so he followed Xiao Ling downstairs.

On the way back, he asked Xiao Ling again and again, but no matter how he asked, Xiao Ling always had the look of 'that's right, I slept with you last night'.

Jiang Yi's whole body is in a trough, and there is a second time for me to be zero when I step on a horse?

I swore secretly in my heart that I would never touch liquor again!

Zhao Zhi's play was postponed to match Xi Mei's schedule, and it was scheduled for May.

Xiao Ling was not in a hurry all of a sudden, and lived a sweet life with Jiang Yi leisurely. On the day when Erlong raised his head in February, when Jiang Yi woke up in the morning, he looked at Xiao Ling by his side.

"Brother Ling, the dragon looks up today, what do you mean by shaving me?"

"Well, okay, let's shave each other today, February [-], Long Cheng..."

Something was wrong while talking, the two looked at each other, and then laughed.

"Hahahaha, you LSP!"

"Hahahaha, Brother Ling, you are enough!"

"Get out, it's clear that you have influenced me."

"I'm going to tarnish you!"

So, it is the sweet life of driving a rocking car, train, plane, cannon and rocket again!

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The author says:

Babies, remember to use the daily power generation for love. Recently, the babies don’t use it for others, huh~