I was calculated by the alpaca

"need my help?"

Of course, when Ling Zhe said this, he was being polite. How could he know how to cook?

Xia Yan really shook his head like a rattle: "No need, just sit, just sit."

It didn't take too long to cook a bowl of noodles, Xia Yan quickly put the noodles on the coffee table in front of Ling Zhe.

Although it was just a bowl of noodles, Xia Yan tried his best to put a lot of ingredients, making the bowl of noodles look good.

In the past, when Ling Zhe saw Xia Yan eating, he wanted to eat, but Xia Yan always said that what he and the humans eat was not good for alpacas, even if he was chased by Ling Zhe, he would not give it to Ling Zhe.

But the more Xia Yan refused to let Ling Zhe eat, the more Ling Zhe became greedy, especially when he saw how delicious Xia Yan ate...

Now that he finally got it, Ling Zhe patted his stomach contentedly, it was as delicious as he imagined.

Because he ate happily, Ling Zhe couldn't help showing a smile, his smiling eyes were crooked, coupled with his current appearance, he gave the impression that he was very obedient and cute.

While Ling Zhe was eating noodles, Xia Yan was sitting on the sofa not far from Ling Zhe, his eyes wandered, and he didn't know where to focus his eyes.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Ling Zhe's smile, and felt as if his heart had been hit hard again.

Staring at Ling Zhe felt that it would offend him, but the young man obviously didn't do anything, but it was like a light, so he couldn't take his eyes away.

Xia Yan felt that he was doomed, and fell in love at first sight with such a boy who appeared strangely... at first sight.

"You..." Xia Yan wanted to say something to break the awkward atmosphere.

Hearing Xia Yan's voice, Ling Zhe finally raised his head from his hard work, and his eyes fell on Xia Yan.

I have to say that Xia Yan's cooking skills are not bad, and a bowl of noodles is also delicious, which makes him warm up.

Seeing Xia Yan, the idiot who hesitated to say something and hesitated, Ling Zhe suddenly started to tease him. He moved and sat closer to Xia Yan, and his voice was almost ambiguous: "Do I look good?"

Xia Yan didn't react to Ling Zhe's sudden move for a while. He nodded blankly as if he had been bewitched. After realizing the problem, he shook his head desperately. He didn't want the young man to misunderstand that he was greedy for his beauty.

But...he seems to be really greedy for beauty...

Ling Zhe couldn't help laughing, as if he was very satisfied with Xia Yan's answer.

He approached Xia Yan, staring at Xia Yan's eyes, not giving him a chance to escape.

"If I say... that I am the emperor, would you believe me?"

"what?"

The inexplicable sentence made Xia Yan startled, his mouth was slightly opened, and his expression was a little funny.

If another person told him that, he would definitely think that person was crazy, but Xia Yan didn't know what to say when facing the boy's sincere eyes...

On a night like this, a boy who didn't even have any clothes on said something like this... What has this boy experienced? Is he really going to send him to a mental hospital?

Xia Yan hesitated...

What's the phone number for the mental hospital?

Xia Yan's thoughts were clearly displayed on his face, and Ling Zhe could tell what he was thinking just by looking at his expression.

Ling Zhe lowered his head in disappointment, he really thought too much.

What is he expecting?Who in a normal person would believe such words?

Why does he feel that he has been with the shit-shoveling officer for a while as an alpaca, and the shit-shoveling officer will believe in himself who suddenly appeared?

Ah!Sure enough, being with a fool for a long time will also affect his IQ.

Ling Zhe suddenly felt very boring, and he didn't want to tease Xia Yan anymore. He said in a muffled voice, "I'm not a lunatic, I just traveled here... Forget it, it's nothing important, just treat me as if I was talking to you." Let's play..."

It's so uninteresting that he doesn't even want to explain it, so Xia Yan can think of him whatever he wants.

however--

"I believe."

"what?"

This time it was Ling Zhe's turn to be stunned, and he turned his head to look at Xia Yan in disbelief.

He really didn't expect the shit shovel officer to be so big-hearted, that he would believe what he said?

But after thinking about it carefully, I feel that this is also normal. After all, the shit-shoveling officer has a system, so if I go through it myself... there is nothing to make a fuss about... It's strange.

At this moment, Xia Yan's heart is still very restless, but he just can't help but want to believe in Ling Zhe, he doesn't want to see the young man look unhappy, and he doesn't want to see the look in his eyes dim a little bit.

Xia Yan plucked his thick hair, and felt that he was still sick!

Suppressing his heartbeat that was gradually accelerating, Xia Yan stood up, walked in front of Ling Zhe in two steps, and asked, "Then... Your Majesty the Emperor, what can I do for you?"

Xia Yan's voice is still very nice, and I don't know if it's because of drinking, but tonight's voice sounded as mellow as fine wine, which made Ling Zhe's ears very enjoyable.

He was actually willing to believe in himself!

The depression and grievances brought about by time travel seem to have found a channel of release at this moment.

Ling Zhe was not a person who could be wronged. He succeeded to the throne at a young age, and his father left his assistant ministers with wild ambitions to treat him as a puppet emperor. Acting as a good boy, acting as if he was willing to be a puppet, endured for a few years to develop his own power, and then...

Those who wanted to step on his head were sentenced to death one by one by him, and even the queen mother was sent to a nunnery for "clean repair".

Ling Zhe is really not a good person. He came to power by killing his own way, and he has been using torture to govern the country since then.Said he was a tyrant, Ling Zhe himself admitted.

But in terms of affection, Ling Zhe is really lacking. His father died when he was a child, and his mother wanted to use him as a puppet emperor. The beauties in the palace also seemed to be rushing to the execution ground one by one, no one dared to get close to him... for fear that if they were not careful, they would be sent to the imperial garden to be used as fertilizer.

An idiot like Xia Yan had never appeared in Ling Zhe's vitality.

Ling Zhe thought, let's just stay a little longer, isn't it interesting?

Ling Zhe hooked his little finger at Xia Yan, but the expression on his face was aggrieved.

How could Xia Yan bear this, his body was faster than his brain, he squatted down, and met Ling Zhe who was on the sofa.

Ling Zhe looked at Xia Yan, concealed the teasing in his eyes, and only uttered two words: "Hold me."

Xia Yan:! ! !

Does this hug mean what he understands?

Xia Yan's face flushed red in an instant, and a small movie was already playing in his mind unstoppably.

No no no!

They just met each other, so they can't think of such shameless things.

But... did you really know each other?Why does he always feel that he knows this young man, he feels very comfortable and familiar to him.

Xia Yan looked like a cooked crab, red spread from his face to his whole body.

Ling Zhe saw it in his eyes, and he was amazed in his heart. He really couldn't see that the shit-shoveling officer was so innocent. He really was an old virgin for many years.

When His Majesty the Emperor complained about Xia Yan in his heart, he obviously forgot that he himself was not much better, and that he himself was a god-hate and ghost-hating master...

After seeing enough of the shit-shoveling officer's jokes, Ling Zhe added: "Can you hug me to bed? My feet hurt so bad, I'm so sleepy..."

When Ling Zhe said this, he rubbed his eyes.

Although he is a tyrant at heart, he is quite skilled at playing nice.

Seeing Ling Zhe's innocence and innocence, and still having no intention of trusting himself, Xia Yan spurned himself again in his heart, how could he think wrongly, this is simply a blasphemy to this young man.

Sure enough, he has been single for too long, it seems that he... really should find someone to fall in love with.

Ugh……

Xia Yan picked up Ling Zhe carefully, as if holding the most precious and fragile porcelain in his hands.

He actually didn't know where to hug his hands. He hugged him dizzily at the stairs before, but now in the living room, the light is very bright, the boy is naked, and he can see every part of his body clearly. Clearly, this...is too embarrassing.

"you……"

It took a long time for Xia Yan to find his voice: "Are you cold, may I get you some clothes?"

After thinking for a while, he added, "Don't worry, it's new..."

I don't know if I'm too nervous, Xia Yan's voice is not stable.

Ling Zhe only felt that the shit shovel officer looked like a little daughter-in-law.

He couldn't help having the bad idea of ​​teasing again.

Stretching out his arms again to hook Xia Yan's neck, and using a little force to bring his face closer to Xia Yan, Ling Zhe's voice was soft but extremely ambiguous: "Are you willing to serve me?"

"what?"

Xia Yan felt that he was very stupid today, and couldn't keep up with the thinking of the young man in front of him.

What does it mean to serve...?

"are you uncomfortable?"

"Um……"

Ling Zhe raised his hand, pointed at the graceful arc and said, "It's hard, can you help me?"

Xia Yan:! ! !

Xia Yan was really frightened this time, and almost threw Ling Zhe out with a wobble in his hand.

He never expected that Ling Zhe would say such direct words.

However, when he looked at the young man, he saw that his eyes were clear without any evil thoughts.

This made Xia Yan a little uncertain, how old is the young emperor, and does he understand what he is talking about?

"you are not willing?"

Ling Zhe continued to press on, he just wanted to see what kind of reaction the shit-shoveling officer would have.

"You really want it?" Ling Zhe asked uncertainly.

"Ah."

Ling Zhe nodded.

As soon as Xia Yan gritted his teeth and became cruel, Ling Zhe was not afraid, so what was he afraid of.

He took a step forward and walked resolutely to his room, but he accidentally bumped into something and stumbled on the way, which still revealed his uncertain heart.

"What kind of toy is this? You have a child?"

Ling Zhe deliberately teased Xia Yan.

"Where did I come from, I'm still single... Ah, why did I forget about the little guy? I haven't seen it after coming back for so long. I'll go find it and see where it hides?"

As soon as Xia Yan mentioned his little pet, Xia Yan seemed very happy, and he added: "Oh, the little guy is called Little Tyrant, and he is my alpaca. meet up."

Ling Zhe:! ! !

Now Ling Zhe has realized what it means to lift a rock and shoot himself in the foot... He shouldn't have asked so cheaply.

Are others still here?How could Xia Yan find his vicuna?

no!Gotta find a way to stop him!