I was calculated by the alpaca

It was already noon when Xia Yan woke up. He opened his eyes, but his mind was still not clear, but the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to look around.

As expected, there was no sign of the young man by his side.

Stretching out his hand to touch it, the quilt was already cold, and no one knew how long he had been walking.

Xia Yan closed his eyes again, and lay down for another ten minutes before waking up.

Although he also guessed that the boy might not be there when he woke up, but the boy really left, and he left without even saying hello to him, he still couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Xia Yan patted his face, went to the bathroom to wash up to wake himself up.

Life is still going on, anyway, he has encountered enough strange things, if there is a destiny, he will meet again... Maybe?

After Xia Yan finished washing, he saw his self-sufficient pet on the sofa... It didn't look like an alpaca at all. It seemed that it was looking for food in the refrigerator again, and it was holding a ham sausage. It was a delight to bite into.

Xia Yan walked over to the sofa quietly, and snatched the ham sausage from Ling Zhe's hand while he was not paying attention.

Ling Zhe: ...

Originally, after what happened last night, Ling Zhe was at the peak of his affection for Xia Yan... He knew about Xia Yan's coming, but he just cooperated with that idiot to pretend not to know and make him happy. As a human being, he actually stoops to snatch food... Can this be tolerated?

"Hetui!"

The traditional arts were launched again and hit Xia Yan with precision.

Ling Zhe felt that Xia Yan might not be able to get used to it.

Xia Yan touched his face and felt that his face was washed for nothing just now.

"Little tyrant, you really don't have any conscience at all. I've raised you for so long, and you haven't seen me all night, so forget about me. Is it reasonable to spit on me when you meet today? ?”

Ling Zhe: ...

Why didn't we meet, obviously we all slept in the same bed.

Ling Zhe ignored Xia Yan's accusation, and directly snatched his half-eaten ham sausage from the excrement shovel officer, and ate it deliciously in front of Xia Yan.

And Xia Yan looked at his little pet with some headaches. He only knows to eat meat and snacks all day long, but he refuses to graze grass and vegetables. How can there be an alpaca?

Ah forget it, seeing how delicious it is, I seem to be a little hungry too.

Xia Yan went to the kitchen to prepare food for himself, and ate breakfast and lunch together, so he cooked a little more.

It didn't take long for the smell of food to fill the room.

Ling Zhe moved his nose, feeling that the scent was too personable, he jumped off the sofa and moved closer to Xia Yan's side.

Seeing Xia Yan laying out the food and sitting at the table, His Majesty the Emperor rubbed his head on Xia Yan's palm for a bite to eat.

"Chirp~" I want to eat!

Ling Zhe's cry and movements showed that he wanted to eat. It was rare for him to be coquettish to Xia Yan. Xia Yan watched it interestingly and enjoyed Ling Zhe's deliberate closeness. Zhe's request.

"Now you know how cute it is! Let me tell you that it's useless to be cute, this is not suitable for you."

Xia Yan grabbed Ling Zhe's little tail, and then ruthlessly pushed him away.

Ling Zhe:! ! !

Ling Zhe looked at Xia Yan in disbelief. He was so cute and coquettish that he didn't even give him a bite...

snort!You wait!I am waiting for the day when you beg me to eat!

Ling Zhe was very upset, he decided to break off friendship with Xia Yan for an afternoon!

So when Xia Yan came over to tease him after eating, Ling Zhe completely ignored him, even turned around and pointed his ass at him.

Xia Yan: ...

"Little guy, why are you so vengeful?"

Xia Yan smiled helplessly: "You say you can eat, you have a bad temper, and you still hold grudges. It's also because you are not a person. If you are a person, who do you think likes you?"

Xia Yan was just joking with Ling Zhe, but Ling Zhe is really a person, and he is a tyrant that everyone hates...Xia Yan said that, Ling Zhe became even more angry.

If no one likes it, no one likes it, and I didn't ask you to like me.

The more Ling Zhe thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, and he really didn't want to talk to Xia Yan at all.

Xia Yan belatedly noticed Ling Zhe's petty temper, and then he thought about coaxing the little guy, but it was fun to mock the camel for a while, Xia Yan tried every means to coax the camel crematorium, Ling Zhe didn't even hum Hum, just ignore him.

Xia Yan was really at his wit's end, and finally had an idea, he raised his voice and said: "It's over, it's over, I suddenly remembered that we have been fishing for three days and posting on the Internet for two days, I'm afraid my live broadcast time will not be enough!"

Xia Yan's live broadcast was indeed too arbitrary, and he had to be thankful that he was not short of money, otherwise, with his live broadcast status, he really wouldn't be able to earn much money.

Not enough live time?

Ling Zhe was also anxious when he heard it. In Ling Zhe's heart, live broadcasts are always equal to popularity, which is equal to the length of time it takes for him to return to adulthood.

This is no joke, it's important!

Thinking of the live broadcast, Ling Zhe also forgot that he was in a cold war with Xia Yan, so he ignored the poop shoveler all afternoon, what did he broadcast live?

Quickly jumped off the sofa, bit the corner of Shit Shovel Officer's clothes, and motioned him to broadcast live immediately.

Xia Yan was amused by his little pet. Is this anchor himself or a little tyrant? Why does the little guy seem more active than him.

"Little guy, why do you like live broadcasting more than me? Do you really have the heart to be an internet celebrity?"

Ling Zhe: ...

Ling Zhe glanced at Xia Yan with the eyes of an idiot: I don't want to be an Internet celebrity, I just want to be a person.

Seeing that his little pets are so active, Xia Yan is rarely embarrassed, because he is really not aggressive enough.

Log on to the live broadcast platform and turn on the live broadcast...

Within a minute of Xia Yan's live broadcast, a large group of squatting netizens entered the live broadcast room. Before Xia Yan had time to say hello, the netizens were already complaining.

[Tianja only started the live broadcast in the afternoon, do you still look like an anchor?The donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this! 】

【Hurry up!Quickly point the camera at our little tyrant, anchor, what are you doing in front of the camera without showing your face?Stopping us from watching Little Tyrant? 】

[Let’s guess, what is the reason why the anchor did the live broadcast so late today?I guess the anchor must have been beaten by the tyrant again. 】

[This guess is...reasonable!The family members are stable! 】

【Anchor, you already have 10 fans. Is the benefit of 10 fans just to delay the live broadcast and reduce the duration of the live broadcast?Crying, beeping...]

Xia Yan looked at the enthusiastic netizens, he was a little embarrassed, and said shamelessly: "Actually, I think it's everyone's rest time in the morning. Didn't my live broadcast in the morning delay everyone's rest? As a caring anchor, in order to let everyone eat Sleep well, so I chose to broadcast live in the afternoon, do you guys think I did the right thing?"

[To you big-headed ghost, the devil will believe what you, a bad old man, say! 】

One netizen did this, and other netizens followed suit. For a while, the screen was full of bad old men...

Xia Yan rubbed his nose, he didn't expect him to change from an aspiring young man to a bad old man in an instant.Sure enough, what Vladislav Ivanov said was right, the love and hate of netizens are instantaneous.

"Okay, I'll be honest. Actually, I drank a little wine last night. In the dimness, I saw the little tyrant turned into a handsome man. Then I cooked a bowl of noodles for him..."

Xia Yan was talking nonsense, but when he said this, Ling Zhe was startled, and looked at him without blinking.

Shit shovel officer... Could it be that he discovered something?

Has he already guessed that he was transformed from an alpaca last night, or...

Ling Zhe stared at Xia Yan's face, trying to figure out something from his expression.However……

Xia Yan's smile at the moment actually made Ling Zhe a little uncertain whether he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, or...

[Hahahaha, I'm really going to die of laughter from the anchor, can you make up a story with your heart?The anchor has been single for too long, even an alpaca looks pretty! 】

[Do you think this story is a bit familiar?Is Tianluo girl right, but you are going in the wrong direction, the anchor, even if the vicuna becomes a human, he should be the one who cooks for you, why should you cook for him? 】

【Am I the only one who found out?The anchor said that the alpaca turned into a beautiful man, not a beautiful woman. What does this mean? 】

[Blind student, you discovered Huadian. 】

Xia Yan was also amused by these sand sculpture netizens. He still kept smiling, and his voice was as gentle as ever: "Since you all know that I am making up stories and don't believe them, why do you force me to tell them? I don't want to lie either. ..."

I don't want to lie when I say it, but Xia Yan's expression is not like this. His expression is obviously just talking nonsense and talking happily.

Xia Yan suddenly turned from looking at the camera to looking at Ling Zhe, just in time to meet Ling Zhe's gaze looking at him.

There were many doubts in Ling Zhe's big eyes.

Xia Yan found it interesting, so he hugged Ling Zhe's neck, pressed Ling Zhe's head to meet him head to head.

"Little guy, you said... will you become a human?"

Ling Zhe: ... just speechless.

Ling Zhe escaped from Xia Yan's clutches with a look of disgust on his face. Fortunately, he was still guessing whether the excrement shovel officer had seen through everything?In the end... the idiot is still the same idiot, the familiar formula has not changed at all!

In the following time, Ling Zhe still cooperated with Xia Yan to complete the live broadcast.

The content of the live broadcast is equally relaxed and joyful, and people can't help but smile knowingly.

Probably because of this ease, the popularity of the beast tyrant's live broadcast room not only did not drop, but rose a bit.

By the time the live broadcast ended, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

As soon as the live broadcast ended, Ling Zhe watched Xia Yan rush to the kitchen and come out with a plate of carrots.

Ling Zhe:? ? ?

Under Ling Zhe's puzzled gaze, Xia Yan cut a hole for each carrot, and then used a rope to string all the carrots together to form a circle.

Then, he showed off to Ling Zhe very proudly: "Little tyrant, Dad is going out to meet a friend tonight. In case you are hungry, Dad specially made you a carrot necklace. Do you like it?"

like?Of course I like it very much!

Ling Zhe expressed his love to Xia Yan, and then released his skills again in Xia Yan's face: "he——tui!"