I was calculated by the alpaca

Ling Zhe felt a familiar dizziness in the middle of taking a bath, and he was a little puzzled as to why it was so fast today...

He only had time to call Xia Yan, and when he opened his eyes, he became an alpaca again.

Ling Zhe: ...

It's very speechless, can't you let someone take a good bath?

But think about it, it should have taken a lot of time for him and Xia Yan to have a showdown with each other today, but they kept talking about things and forgot the time.

As soon as Ling Zhe thought of this, the bathroom door was opened, accompanied by Xia Yan's eager voice: "Little Qiaomu, why..."

In the middle of Xia Yan's words, he saw the familiar vicuna... Well, he knows what's going on?

"Your transformation is really..."

Although Xia Yan believed Ling Zhe's words before, he still felt a little shocked when he saw it with his own eyes. Sure enough, this world is a fantasy.

Ling Zhe watched Xia Yan walk to the nearest side, and turned down the shower head a bit.

"You're all wet, let me wash it for you."

Ling Zhe tilted the alpaca's head as if he agreed. After all, he really can't take a bath by himself in his current state.

Ling Zhe thought, so many things happened that day, and the relationship between him and Xia Yan seemed to be completely different.

He was always unhappy when Xia Yan was taken to take a bath before. At that time, he was very unhappy when he thought that he was being played around as a pet instrument.However, at this moment, Xia Yan already knew that he was a human being anyway, so Lin Dao felt at ease and cooperated unexpectedly throughout the bathing process.

The uncomfortable person turned into a lower eye, he was a little restless

Now that he knew that the alpaca was Ling Zhe, he couldn't treat him as a pet.

Xia Yan's fingertips trembled slightly, and Ling Zhe felt it.

At this time, it was the first time he took a serious look at Xia Yan's hands. Xia Yan's fingers were beautiful, with well-defined joints. These were a pair of hands that were very suitable for playing the piano.

"Chirp, chirp~" Why are your hands shaking?

"Don't talk, I'm nervous."

As soon as Ling Zhe yelled, Xia Yan's hands shook even more.

Ling Zhe:? ? ?

Are you so nervous?Where on my body have you not seen?

I've hugged her before, and it's not the first time I've given her a bath. Xia Yan's appearance is... so cowardly!

However, it's also surprisingly cute.

Ling Zhe admired Xia Yan's embarrassment with great interest, as if it wasn't enough, he stuck out his tongue and licked Xia Yan's face, and then saw Xia Yan jumping into the water as if surprised, he laughed so hard I am happier.

Sure enough, teasing the shit shovel officer is a very happy thing.

"Little Qiaomu, if you do this again, I will lock up all the meat in the house!"

Xia Yan was so disturbed by Ling Zhe that he had no choice but to threaten Ling Zhe with meat. After all, Ling Zhe has never been a vegetarian, and food without meat is tantamount to soulless for him.

Ling Zhe: ...

damn thing!

Although very dissatisfied with Xia Yan's threats, Ling Zhe was obedient and stopped teasing Xia Yan.

After all, he still spends more time with alpacas than people...

Seeing that Ling Zhe finally stopped tossing, Xia Yan quickly bathed and wiped his body clean, and sighed: "Thanks for shaving your hair, otherwise it would take four or five hours to blow your hair and I could die on the spot gone."

It's good that Xia Yan doesn't mention this, but Ling Zhe gets angry when he mentions it, and shaves him so ugly it's ugly!

Lifting his front hoof, he slapped Xia Yan on the face.

"Chirp, chirp~" Hurry up and take a bath, you!

Xia Yan was not angry when Ling Zhe slapped him like this, more precisely, he was used to it.

Ling Zhe watched Xia Yan go to the bathroom, and he went there for a long time. He was so bored that he watched an episode of the TV series before Xia Yan finished washing.

"Chirp, chirp~" Why is it so slow?

Ling Zhe didn't care whether Xia Yan could understand him or not, so he asked.

Maybe Xia Yan didn't understand, he ignored Ling Zhe's cry and picked him up to go to the bathroom.

"Chirp~" I can walk by myself.

Ling Zhe struggled in Xia Yan's arms, feeling that Xia Yan was very sticky today.

"Hey, you just took a shower, don't go down and get dirty again."

Xia Yan's voice was very gentle, it sounded like he was coaxing people.

Not to mention, hearing Xia Yan's voice, Ling Zhe was even more sleepy.

Thinking about it, it's really not good to go to bed after stepping on the ground and dirty, Ling Zhe didn't struggle anymore, but enjoyed Xia Yan hugging him to bed.

"Good night."

Ling Zhe's last consciousness was hearing Xia Yan's soft good night.

When Ling Zhe opened his eyes again, he felt that the environment seemed wrong... Blinking his eyes, oh yes, he remembered, this is Xia Yan's room, not the living room.

Ling Zhe turned around, wanting to see the people around him.However--

Huh?What about Xia Yan?

Ling Zhe turned the long alpaca's neck left and right, but he didn't see Xia Yan.

According to the usual practice, Xia Yan never gets up early, so...

When Ling Zhe looked down... Good guy, Xia Yan was lying on the ground, sleeping peacefully.

Ling Zhe took away his alpaca leg. He probably guessed why Xia Yan fell asleep on the ground. Maybe, maybe, he kicked it himself?

Ling Zhe got up and got out of bed. Because of his guilty conscience, his steps were exceptionally light. He came to the door humbly and tried to open it by himself.

Of course, if you do something bad, you choose to slip away immediately.

After finally turning the doorknob, before Ling Zhe had time to open the door, he heard an extremely aggrieved voice from behind: "Little Qiaomu!"

Ling Zhe: ...

Ling Zhe paused, turned around, and then saw Xia Yan sitting on the ground, looking at him with crying eyes like poached eggs.

Ling Zhe:? ? ?

Ling Zhe wanted to rub his eyes, did he have hallucinations?What the hell are those poached egg-shaped eyes?

As if seeing Ling Zhe's doubts, Xia Yan explained: "If you have a favorability score of 80 or more, you can activate the Two-dimensional painting style. Now, do you see how cute I am?"

Ling Zhe: ...

Two-dimensional painting style?

And this kind of operation?

But Xia Yan looks really cute like this, of course, Ling Zhe won't admit it.

"Chirp~" Childish ghost!

Anyway, Xia Yan couldn't understand Ling Zhe's words now, so he could say whatever he wanted.

Seeing that Ling Zhe was struggling to open the door, Xia Yan came over to help Ling Zhe open the door, and continued to complain: "Little Qiaomu, you really are a heartless person. I will share the bed with you, but you will turn your back on me and kick me out." Get out of bed, and now you want to sneak directly, are you sorry for me?"

Ling Zhe didn't bother to talk to him, Xia Yan probably just got more excited the more he talked to him.

Both Ling Zhe and Xia Yan slept too late, it was noon when they woke up, and it was afternoon when they slumped on the sofa after lunch.

When it came to the live broadcast, it really turned out to be the familiar disgust.

Disgusting is disgusting, but the number of netizens watching the live broadcast has not decreased at all.

Although both of them had a showdown, the way Ling Zhe and Xia Yan got along didn't change much. At least Ling Zhe felt that nothing had changed when he was an alpaca. At most, Xia Yan had some thoughts about himself as a human.

Ling Zhe's temper is really not that good, but fortunately Xia Yan's temper is really good.

This day's live broadcast was basically the same as in the past, Ling Zhe and Xia Yan were arguing, and netizens were hahaha on the barrage, but suddenly a netizen raised a question.

[Although the little tyrant is cute, but he has a bad temper, has the anchor ever thought about sterilizing him?After neutering, the character will be much more docile. 】

sterilization?

Xia Yan was taken aback when he saw this bullet screen. If Ling Zhe was really just an alpaca, maybe he would consider this matter, but now...it is absolutely impossible to sterilize Ling Zhe!

Before Xia Yan had time to speak, a lively discussion had already begun on the barrage.

[There's no need to talk about this issue so early, is the little tyrant talking about sterilization at a young age? 】

[That's right, although the little tyrant has a bad temper, the anchor can teach him more.And the little tyrant is so smart and cute, doesn't the anchor consider breeding the little tyrant to leave offspring? 】

[I didn't say that I should be sterilized now, but I just said that the anchor can consider this issue... Otherwise, when the little tyrant becomes an adult, the alpaca's estrus period will not be easy to deal with. 】

sterilization?breeding?Estrus?

Xia Yan's scalp was numb after watching these bullet screens. For the first time, he realized that it was an imminent thing to restore the little guy to an adult, otherwise he would really wait until the little guy became an adult... He couldn't accept the little guy being in heat with other alpacas get together.

Xia Yan's face became more and more ugly, and Ling Zhe's was not much better.

If he didn't understand what these barrages meant at the beginning, but with Xia Yan's ugly face, more and more barrages were discussing this matter, and His Majesty the smart emperor probably figured out what it was what's the matter.

He absolutely does not accept it!

Whether it is neutering or breeding, it is completely unacceptable!

After Xia Yan finished filling up the scene of his little guy being raped by a female alpaca in his mind, he remembered that Ling Zhe was still by his side, and Ling Zhe could also see these bullet screens.

Oops!

As for the little guy's bad temper, he is probably about to get angry again.

Sure enough, when he turned his head, he saw the alpaca's eyes were wide open, as if he was about to cry out of grievance.

"stop looking!"

Xia Yan stretched out his hand to cover Ling Zhe's sight, preventing him from seeing these barrages any more.

[The anchor's complexion is so bad, and am I hallucinating? I seem to think that the little tyrant's complexion is also very bad! 】

[The friend in front of you is not your illusion. You don’t let the little tyrant watch the anchor. Could it be that the little tyrant is really literate? 】

[Hurry up and send your child to school, don’t delay your child’s entrance into Tsinghua University, the anchor, you can’t delay our little tyrant because you can’t pass the exam hahahaha...]

"I'm sorry, that's all for today's live broadcast. I have something to do tonight. I will increase the duration of the live broadcast tomorrow."

Ling Zhe is angry, Xia Yan can be sure.

But Ling Zhe didn't spit at him...

Xia Yan felt that this problem might be a bit serious.They have to have a good talk. As for the content of the talk, it may not be suitable for live broadcast.

After apologizing, Xia Yan stopped watching the barrage and turned off the live broadcast decisively.

However, what Xia Yan didn't expect was that Ling Zhe went back to his alpaca room in such a short time, and even locked the door, as if refusing to talk.

Xia Yan:? ? ?

"Little Qiaomu, open the door!"