I was calculated by the alpaca

Seeing Xia Yan's appearance, Ling Zhe couldn't help laughing: "I said you are a wealthy old man anyway, why do you look like you have never eaten meat?"

Xia Yan is actually not old at all, he is only 26 years old, Ling Zhe just teased him on purpose.

"That's right, I, a wealthy old man, have never eaten meat, so I will have to work hard tonight, Your Majesty."

Ling Zhe laughed, and Xia Yan also laughed.

His brows and eyes were gentle, and the way he looked at Ling Zhe made it seem like Ling Zhe was really the only one.

Ling Zhe never thought that one day, he would be loved with all his heart like this, and there was an empty place in his heart that seemed to be filled. This feeling...is really good.

Ling Zhe kicked Xia Yan with his foot, but he didn't have any strength. It was just a fight between lovers: "Go take a bath quickly."

The meaning of his words was already obvious, and Xia Yan was not a fool, so he naturally received the signal from Ling Zhe.

Watching Xia Yan go to the bathroom, Ling Zhe lay on the bed, arranged himself in a "big" character, closed his eyes, and waited for Xia Yan to serve him.

Many images flashed in his mind, all of which were from when he was the emperor, but now that he thinks about it, it seems that it really happened in his previous life.

In the past, he took many things too seriously, but now it seems that they are nothing more than that.

When Xia Yan got out of the shower and saw Ling Zhe posing in such a posture on his bed, he was clearly trying to seduce him.

"Is Your Majesty waiting for me?"

Ling Zhe opened his eyes, smiled at him, and then waved at Xia Yan. While Xia Yan was leaning over, he grabbed Xia Yan's neck and kissed him hard.

Everything in front of me...is real.

After a long, passionate kiss, the two rolled together.

Everything seems to be so logical.

There is a degree of advancement and retreat, which complement each other.

Xia Yan's movements were very gentle from the beginning to the end. In fact, Ling Zhe felt that he didn't have to be so careful, but he was too lazy to speak. Being gentle and meticulous is not a kind of taste.

The bodies of the two fit well, and His Majesty the Emperor expressed his satisfaction.

【Ding!Your pet alpaca's favorability towards you is +5, and its current favorability is 100. 】

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for achieving a pet favorability of 100. A perfect master-pet relationship is the purpose of the perfect pet system. Now the host can choose whether to capture your pet alpaca. If you successfully capture your pet, your pet belongs to you physically and mentally. 】

The sound of the system suddenly sounded, but the two who were still in the fierce battle chose to ignore it.

At this time, no one cares about the psychological system!

The system repeated it twice, and it seemed that no one responded at all, and the sound was automatically muted when the sense of presence was too low.

Before dawn in the morning, Ling Zhe opened his eyes. He knew that he would soon become an alpaca again.

Ling Zhe sat up and felt it for a while. There was not much discomfort, except for a slight swell somewhere...

His body was very clean, obviously Xia Yan, the excrement shovel officer, helped him deal with it later.

Ling Zhe got off the bed, stepped on the floor, and before leaving the room, he leaned over and kissed Xia Yan's forehead.

I felt good last night, so take this kiss as encouragement!

Before Xia Yan opened his eyes, he touched his side first, and the place around him was empty, even the temperature was gone.

Xia Yan suddenly opened his eyes, the memory of last night came back, but it was as unreal as a dream.

He didn't even have time to put on his shoes, so he hurriedly got out of bed and opened the door. After seeing the familiar alpaca figure on the sofa, he felt relieved.

Fortunately, Ling Zhe is still here!

Xia Yan sat next to Ling Zhe and hugged the alpaca's body into his arms.

Holding Ling Zhe in his arms, Xia Yan felt very satisfied.

His hand touched Ling Zhe's little tail unconsciously.

Sure enough, riding an alpaca is a very cool thing.

As soon as Xia Yan's hand touched it, Ling Zhe gave him a hard look: "Where are you touching it!"

It was rare, this time Xia Yan seemed to see Ling Zhe's eyes clearly, he retracted his hand a little embarrassedly, and asked softly: "Did it hurt last night?"

"Chirp~" Get out!

Ling Zhe actually didn't feel much pain... Maybe it was a little bit at first, but later, it was more of a pleasure.

Of course, he wouldn't say these words to Xia Yan.

It's better to make Xia Yan feel that he hurts, and love him even more.

Ling Zhe struggled in Xia Yan's arms, but was hugged even tighter by Xia Yan.

"Don't move, it will hurt more."

Xia Yan feels like holding Ling Zhe doesn't want to do anything, but Ling Zhe doesn't want to just be hugged like this.

Ling Zhe pointed at the tablet, Xia Yan looked in that direction and asked, "Do you want to play with the tablet?"

Xia Yan handed the tablet to Ling Zhe, and looked at Ling Zhe with great interest.

Although he always knew that Ling Zhe could play with a tablet and send messages to himself, Xia Yan hadn't seen how Ling Zhe did it.

At this moment, he was watching from the sidelines, watching Ling Zhe use the alpaca's front hooves to type on the tablet with some difficulty, and he felt quite miraculous.

If this scene was broadcast live, the netizens would think it would be even crazier. Thinking of this, Xia Yan's mouth unconsciously burst into a smile.

I really want to live another 500 years: Look at the system, how much do I like you now?

Ling Zhe had a vague impression that he heard the system prompt last night, of course, at that time, he was in no mood to pay attention to it.

And now...he wants to become a human!

The desire to return to his human form is stronger than ever. He wants to be with Xia Yan and have a good time together.

"Ah this..."

With Ling Zhe's reminder, Xia Yan finally remembered the business.

After having a relationship with Ling Zhe last night, he has been in a state of ecstasy, and only now remembered that Ling Zhe becoming a talent is the guarantee for them to be together for a long time.

Xia Yanli opened the system panel and took a look... Good guy!It turns out that the favorability has reached one hundred.

Xia Yan was pleasantly surprised, and the eyes he looked at Ling Zhe became more meaningful: "Let me tell you, Xiao Qiaomu, have you been plotting against me for a long time?"

Ling Zhe:? ? ?

"The favorability has been stuck at 95. It turns out that he has such a thought about me. Is he willing to reach [-] favorability only after getting my body?"

Ling Zhe: ...

Ling Zhe was silent for two seconds, and then used the alpaca's ultimate move against Xia Yan after a long time——

"He-tui!"

Accurately hit the target person.

Seeing that Ling Zhe was about to take another sip, Xia Yan yelled while hiding: "Little Qiaomu, you should change your habits. Where's the agreed-upon Emperor? Do you still have the majesty of an emperor?"

"Chirp, chirp, chirp~" I have been emperor in my previous life!

So the majesty of the emperor... what is that?Ling Zhe said he didn't know.

After a lot of fuss, Xia Yan finally turned serious: "Xiao Qiaomu, let's do the live broadcast one last time."

Ling Zhe nodded, agreeing with Xia Yan's decision. After all, the "God Beast Tyrant" can be regarded as an internet celebrity and cute pet now. If he suddenly stopped broadcasting live, it would be a bit unjustifiable. Anyway, he should give an explanation to the netizens who liked him of.

This day's live broadcast content and time are very conscientious. At the end, Xia Yan said that this is the last live broadcast because he is going to send the vicuna back to his hometown.

The moment they heard the news, many netizens still couldn't accept it. However, this matter cannot be changed. After all, when Ling Zhe becomes a human, Xia Yan will not be able to transform into an alpaca before broadcasting.

It's not that Xia Yan and Ling Zhe have no feelings for the live broadcast, after all, it records every bit of their acquaintance.

But today, everything should end.

[Although I'm very reluctant, I still wish the anchor, and... Even if you send the little tyrant back to his hometown, you must visit him often!Although the little tyrant always looks like he dislikes you, he really loves your anchor. 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo If there is only one anchor, can the anchor not send the little tyrant away, even if there are only some short videos in the future, I really like the little tyrant. 】

[Hehe, it’s grandstanding again. I don’t understand why the anchors in your cute pet area like to play this game. They say they won’t broadcast live today, but tomorrow they will do sit-ups again. 】

[Don't speak so harshly before, but the anchor still hopes that you will think about it again. Watching your live broadcast is really relaxing and decompressing. 】

Although occasionally there will be a sentence or two that are not pleasant to listen to, most of the bullet screens are relatively friendly and reluctant.

Ling Zhe once again felt his failure as a human being. To be an alpaca, so many people would hate him.

After logging off the live broadcast in a somewhat sad atmosphere, Xia Yan was the first to recover after being silent for a moment.

He hugged Ling Zhe's alpaca head, his voice trembling: "Little Qiaomu, I'm going to make a wish, are you excited?"

Ling Zhe was passively buried in Xia Yan's chest, and it was very difficult for him to even nod his head.

Xia Yan didn't wait for Ling Zhe to give more responses, he expressed his wish to the system.

Without hesitation, without hesitation, even though the system said that any wish of his could be granted, he still gave it to Ling Zhe.

Seeing that the alpaca in his arms turned into a boy, Xia Yan hugged Ling Zhe even tighter.

that's nice!

Ling Zhe was also excited to be able to return to adulthood, but it was not suitable to maintain this posture for a long time, and when Ling Zhe was still naked.

"Xia Yan..."

"Well, I'm here."

Xia Yan felt that Ling Zhe's voice calling him was like a kitten meowing, it was very pleasant.

"You let me go first."

"Don't let go!" At this time, Xia Yan felt that no amount of hugging was enough.

Ling Zhe couldn't stand him like this, so he bit him hard on the shoulder.

Xia Yan let go of Ling Zhe in pain, and saw Ling Zhe quickly get off him, and then stood far away from him.

"Little Qiaomu..."

Xia Yan's voice was very aggrieved: "Why did you learn to bite after becoming a human?"

"Who made you disobedient."

Ling Zhe glanced at him sideways, his eyes were full of charm.

"I……"

Xia Yan's gaze was originally looking at Ling Zhe's face, but he accidentally moved down and saw Ling Zhe's body, on which there were still traces of last night's love.

Xia Yan stared at a certain place, and suddenly said with some regret: "Oh, it would be great if the little tail could stay."

Xia Yan really likes to touch Ling Zhe's little tail. Although he prefers Ling Zhe to become a human, he still regrets that he will never be able to touch his little tail again.

Ling Zhe sneered, "What's going on in your mind?"

Hearing this sound, Xia Yan came to his senses, and his desire to survive was overwhelming: "No, it's nothing... Actually, I'm going to start the strategy mode."

Xia Yan touched his forehead, it was okay, no sweat.

"Then turn it on."

Ling Zhe also wanted to see what would happen after the strategy mode was turned on.

"it is good."

The sound of the system sounded again——

【Ding!The host confirms to activate the pet strategy mode! 】

【Ding!Your pet has been completely captured, the perfect pet system wishes you happiness and happiness!Remember to praise it! 】

After two beeps, Xia Yan didn't react for a while...

This is a complete guide, so...

So what are you talking about?

Ling Zhe also heard these two sounds, and he only felt that his face was a little hot.

In fact, he was the one who suppressed the favorability before, and Ling Zhe, after his favorability with Xia Yan was full, didn't need any strategies at all, Xia Yan was the one he had identified.

Xia Yan was still in a daze, but he felt the separation of the system. In a haze, he saw the separation system turned into a human form, and that face, which he was very familiar with, was Ling Zhe's appearance.