surface wind

What is the most embarrassing thing in the world?

It was you who just lied one second, and was exposed by others on the spot the next second.

Shi Zhe looked at the loud brother, wishing he could pack him up and stuff him back into the elevator.

I’m really convinced, usually it takes a long time to step on the line to deliver the takeaway, but today it’s good, the delivery is fast, it’s not too early or too late, and I step on this juncture with precision.

Even if it's too late to push people back now, because of that sentence, the first takeaway boy who was about to leave stopped, looked at Shi Zhe several times with an inexplicable face, and finally seemed to understand something, and persuaded in a low voice: "That... this little brother, we will not discuss and discriminate against customers indiscriminately, so you don't have to be embarrassed..."

Shi Zhe: "..." If I ordered this myself, would I be embarrassed if I dared to blatantly write that note directly? !

Just at this time, a WeChat call came in - it was Xue Ziying.

This guy probably knew that his number was blocked, so he made a special WeChat call.

Shi Zhe was getting annoyed, and when he saw the word Xue Ziying, he became even more impatient. He wanted to hang up directly, but after a second thought, he got connected.

"Shi Zhe, have you received the takeaway?"

An annoying voice came from the receiver, and Shi Zhe scolded an idiot in his heart. He glanced at the little brother who was still standing at the door waiting for him to pick up the food, and suddenly had an idea: "Did you order this soup?"

Xue Ziying on the other end of the phone laughed very proudly: "That's right..."

"I understand that you want to make up for yourself. You don't need your real name to order takeaway these days. Can you stop using my name and number when ordering takeaway? Next time, I won't help you."

Shi Zhe preemptively interrupted Xue Ziying's words neatly, finished speaking in one breath, and then hung up the phone before Xue Ziying could react. Shot, with a somewhat helpless look: "My roommate ordered takeaway, give it to me."

The expression of the delivery boy who delivered the soup changed again and again, and he finally walked out of the huge amount of information just now, and handed over the takeaway: "Okay, please give me a five-star praise, sir."

After letting out a bad breath, Shi Zhe was in a very happy mood, and said with a smile, "No problem, I will pass it on to him for you."

He thought for a while: "Why don't I talk to him later, praise yourself and him? He ordered the takeaway, and you should be able to contact him through the platform."

Delivery boy: "Oh, then I won't bother you. Enjoy your meal..."

Seeing that the delivery boy was about to leave, Shi Zhe added with a smile: "Oh, by the way, he only asks his partner to call him Mr. When you look for him, add the surname, otherwise it will be easy to catch someone's attention. His surname is Xue. "

After seeing off the unexpected delivery boy, Shi Zhe looked at the later delivery boy who was waiting at the side. Because of the accident caused by the last delivery, he asked uncertainly: "Is it the burning food?" Duck rice?"

The little brother was in a trance, and he probably didn't understand what was going on, until Shi Zhe asked again, and then he came back to his senses and delivered the takeaway to Shi Zhe.

Shi Zhe entered the door with a bag of takeaway in one hand, closed the door with his foot, looked down at the soup for a while, and twitched a sarcasm at the corner of his lips.

"Pfft!"

The soup fell into the trash can with a dull sound.

Shi Zhe brought his meal to the table, before he could open the lid of the takeaway box, Xue Ziying over there probably finally noticed something was wrong, and called again on WeChat.

When Shi Zhe answered the phone, he casually said, "Is there anything else?"

Xue Ziying asked furiously, "What did you mean by that just now?"

"It's not interesting." Shi Zhe chuckled, "It's just confirming the fact that your kidney is weak."

Xue Ziying sneered: "Shi Zhe, it's useless for you to tell me this. I placed the order in your name, and you received the item yourself. In the eyes of others, you are the one with kidney deficiency."

Shi Zhe also smiled: "Ah? But I confirmed the source of the takeaway in front of the delivery guy, otherwise I wouldn't dare to take the takeaway that a stranger ordered for me."

"Oh, by the way, I didn't wear earphones when I took the takeaway, and the phone was on the outside. In addition, you also admitted that you bought the takeaway. In their eyes, you are the one with kidney deficiency."

After Shi Zhe finished speaking, Xue Ziying's tone on the other end of the phone changed instantly: "You think your childish way of upgrading your spirit can stimulate me?"

"To each other, you, who can only use this method to disgust people, won't be much better." Shi Zhe sneered back tit for tat.

Xue Ziying sneered: "Shi Zhe, now you can play tricks over the phone..."

"Are you talking about yourself?" Shi Zhe pretended to be surprised, "I didn't expect you to be such a bad person, but you are quite self-aware."

Xue Ziying: "You fucking...!"

Shi Zhe automatically filtered out the swear words, and said calmly, "Am I wrong? I'll give you 100 yuan, and you come to me, do you dare?"

Xue Ziying immediately misfired.

Shi Zhe couldn't help laughing, he knew this idiot wouldn't dare.

He and Xue Ziying fought a lot when they were young. He was small and weak at that time, so he suffered a lot. Later, he exchanged injuries for injuries and beat Xue Ziying. After that, the idiot dared not fight again. , only dare to be disgusting and disgusting from various aspects.

Shi Zhe waited for a long time but didn't hear Xue Ziying's voice, and hung up the phone without talking nonsense.

Of course, Xue Ziying was too angry to speak. After the phone was hung up, he suddenly received a private message from the rider through the food delivery platform.

[Hello, Mr. Xue, I have successfully delivered your takeaway for you, please give me a five-star praise [rose]]

Xue Ziying's eyes darkened, knowing that what Shi Zhe just said was true, he almost didn't come up in his breath.

Angrily, he wanted to send a wechat to scold Shi Zhe, but when he sent the message, he received a red exclamation mark.

"Fuck!" Xue Ziying could only throw his phone on the ground angrily after holding back his anger and not letting it go.

Shi Zhe didn't know anything about Xue Ziying's incompetence and rage, he had already forgotten what happened just now, and concentrated on eating lunch.

The afternoon class was five or six periods. After class, Shi Zhe didn't go home directly, but went to the library with his bag on his back.

There are several flower beds in front of the library. Shi Zhe turned around in the flower beds, and soon heard a rustling sound, and five cats of different colors and breeds came out of the flower beds.

"It came quite quickly." Shi Zhe smiled, found a bowl from the old place, and began to pour cat food for them.

These cats were all stray cats wandering around the school. At first, they wandered around, but later someone was willing to feed them food. Then they gradually dispelled their vigilance and settled down in the flower bed of Y University.

Shi Zhe fed them a lot, and he has a close relationship with the five cats. Basically, every time he came, the five cats would come out to play with him, whether they ate or not.

Sometimes if they are lucky, they will act like a baby and take the initiative to lie on the ground and spread out a piece of cat cake to let him rua stomach.

At this moment too, four of the five cats were eating around the bowl. Shi Zhe's gaze stayed on the four round heads for a moment, then turned his head to look at the one lying down beside him, skillfully showing its belly. orange cat.

This orange cat is the largest among the five stray cats. Shi Zhe squatted down cooperatively and started to rua a few times: "Orange Juice, are you getting fat again?"

Cheng Jue couldn't understand what he said, so she stretched out her pink tongue and licked the back of Shi Zhe's hand, and let out a soft and obedient "meow meow" a few times.

Shi Zhe was a little itchy from being licked by it, so he just picked it up and weighed it—it became a little heavier, but fortunately, compared to those round pet orange pigs, it was still slender.

Shi Zhe played with Orange Juice for a while and "raised it high" before putting it down.

As soon as Cheng Jue's feet hit the ground, he suddenly left Shi Zhe wagging his tail, and ran towards the flower bed. Shi Zhe looked along and saw a pure black cat coming out of the flower bed.

Shi Zhe is somewhat familiar with this black cat. It has appeared in the school since the beginning of the semester in early September. It is very vigilant. It will only watch and not eat when it is fed. far away.

Its fur looks very bright, and it probably sneaked out of a nearby family.

The orange juice met the black cat, and the two cats soon rolled around and played around the flower bed.

Shi Zhe was not surprised at all, after his observation during this period, the black cat came here mainly to play with Orange Juice.

Of course, as the number of meetings increased, he could feel that the black cat had become less wary of him, and he had started to eat the cat food he brought over the past few times.

After watching the two cats pounce on each other and try to bite each other's paws, a pair of slender and straight legs suddenly appeared in the field of vision.

Shi Zhe looked up and saw an unexpected person.

... Luo Xingzhi? ? ?

Why did this person come to Y University suddenly? !

After being stunned for a second, Shi Zhe came back to his senses, pursed his lips and smiled and said, "What a coincidence, we meet again."

Luo Xingzhi looked down at the young man squatting on the ground, and nodded.

Shi Zhe didn't care about this slightly cold answer, he stared at Luo Xingzhi for a while, then glanced at the black cat: "Is this big black cat your cat?"

It is obvious that Luo Xingzhi is so close to it, and he still doesn't run away. In addition, it didn't take long for it to come, and Luo Xingzhi appeared after it. If there is no relationship between them, he doesn't believe it.

Moreover, people like Luo Xingzhi rarely appear in their Y University for no reason, even though X University is not far from here.

"No." Luo Xingzhi finished denying it, "It's called Pearl, and it's a school bully from X University."

It is said to be a "school bully", but it is actually a stray cat from X University.

This time it was Shi Zhe's turn to be surprised. Although it is a bit stereotyped to say so, from yesterday's contact, Luo Xingzhi is really cold and cold. Even if he is talking to his own sister, he doesn't seem to talk too much. How to save words.

According to this character design, his answer should be only the first two words, and he even added a sentence after that.

But even if this sentence was added, the silence should still be silenced, because Shi Zhe didn't know how to answer this sentence.

The two of them remained silent for several seconds. In the end, Shi Zhe couldn't bear the "tacit" silence, broke the glacier first, and said with a smile, "Seeing you following, I subconsciously thought you were its owner."

Luo Xingzhi: "It doesn't eat much during this time, so I just come over to have a look when I'm free."

The only doubt in my heart was resolved, and Shi Zhe didn't know what to say. The two silently watched the two cats pounce on each other. In the end, the black cat won slightly, and opened its mouth to bite at the back of Orange Juice's neck. .

Wait, bite the back of the neck? !

Shi Zhe immediately reacted: "Your pearl, is it male?"

Luo Xingzhi: "Yes."

……Um?Just one huh? !

Shi Zhe almost fell in love with this person's calmness, your school bullies are almost giving our school pets over, are you just huh?

Shi Zhe thought about it, and saw that the two cats hadn't made any further moves, so he felt a little relieved. He thought for a while, and reminded helplessly, "Then what... for our orange juice, just put the one in Pearl's arms." The one with...it is also a male."

Luo Xingzhi knew what he was worried about and said, "Pearl has been sterilized."

Shi Zhe glanced at him, a little surprised: "I know so clearly, it seems that you paid for it?"

Luo Xingzhi didn't deny it either: "Yes."

"You are really a human..." Shi Zhe originally wanted to say that people are stupid and have a lot of money, but then he thought that his words were hurting himself, so he quickly stopped and changed his name, "You are handsome and kind."

Luo Xingzhi inexplicably understood what he wanted to express after the pause, his thin lips moved slightly, and spit out two words: "each other."

Shi Zhe: "..." For some reason, he always felt that Luo Xingzhi's answer was a bit meaningful.

The two squatted and stood to watch the two cats "fight" until the school bell rang, and the cats over there had almost eaten their food. Shi Zhe stood up, intending to put away the basin and go home.

I don't know if it's because he squatted for too long and stood up too fast, but just as he stood up straight, his eyes suddenly went dark, his mind went blank for a moment, his body swayed, and he fell forward completely uncontrollably. fall!