Boss vest is omnipotent

Late at night, the door of the cafe was pushed open.

Chuya, who was tired from walking, took off his hat when he entered the door, and took off his gloves as he walked.

The figure with his back to the door was sitting in front of the bar, playing with the glass in his hand with his slender fingers, a bottle of dish soap and a small pot of salt and chili powder in front of him... In short, they were not things that should appear on the bar.

"What are you doing?" "Chuya" came to his side, sat down, took a pile of equipment he dismantled in his hand, and threw it on the table casually.

"New taste. I want Amuro to try it when he comes tomorrow." "Dazai" seriously added lemon juice into the wine glass along the swizzle stick, then put two tablespoons of salt in it, and said, " Obviously, I am the one who works with him every day, and when Zhongye writes a menu, he immediately feels that Zhongye is a good person.”

"Leave Amuro alone, he is already very pitiful." "Nakaya" had some black lines, but he didn't bother to care about him, and lay down on the bar counter tiredly, "I'm so tired——"

"Dazai" paused for a moment, turned his head and asked, "Are you healthy?"

"After all, I can't use gravity. Using magic to simulate a similar effect is a bit exhausting." Said that it was not enough to consume energy. He lay on the table and couldn't open his eyes. "It's okay."

A slightly cool hand touched his forehead, and the voice of "Dazai" was very soft, as gentle as water dripping to the ground in the silent shop, "Thank you for your hard work, take a good rest today, Chuya."

"I know I've worked hard, so don't jump next time." "Nakaya" opened his eyes, and the blue pupils were very clear, "Why do you think it's a one-off."

"I really didn't have such a plan at first... It's just that Mr. Mori's expression is so funny that I couldn't hold back." The corners of his mouth curled up happily, and even his eyes turned into crescent moons.

"Tsk." "Chuya" paused, and looked at him with perverted eyes, "I don't think it's strange that the port will send people to surround the store someday."

"Thank you for the compliment, I'm not as good as you said."

"you are hopeless."

After "Chuya" finished speaking the last sentence, the edges of his body were slightly blurred, and then turned into golden spirits and dissipated in the air.

"It's really hard work..." The young man in black yawned abruptly. He picked up the glass of mixture and handed it out to the air, "Cheers."

The golden liquid was slightly rippling in the cup, and he took a sip, his face immediately wrinkled, "Wow, it's so bad."

"Dazai" looked around, finally landed on the bottle of dishwashing liquid, nodded, "Today is still all night, we must make a drink that satisfies Amuro."

……

When Toru Amuro came to work in the morning, he received an extremely warm welcome from the black-clothed colleague who was addicted to skipping work.

This made him very alert, and he felt that Osamu Dazai must have malicious intentions.

It wasn't that he had any prejudice against Osamu Dazai, but the Dazai he knew would certainly not be able to greet him at eight o'clock in the morning with full sunlight.

"It's too much, even I have times when I want to work hard." The black-haired colleague showed an obviously unhappy expression, and said to Toru Amuro, "And I just made a big order yesterday."

Toru Amuro doubted his words, and asked cautiously, "What kind of clothes did I wear on the first day I came to the coffee shop?"

"Dazai" opened his eyes wide, and asked in disbelief, "You doubt me?"

"Kaitou Kidd can completely become another person." Toru Amuro said seriously, "Although there are still loopholes, for example, one time he pretended to be a policeman, and he actually memorized all the words when answering questions. He gave his own alarm number, so he was discovered by the police."

"I can also memorize your alarm number. Isn't this kind of thing easy to remember at a glance?"

Toru Amuro coughed violently. He felt that sooner or later he would have a heart attack from being frightened by Osamu Dazai, so he said with a straight face, "Don't talk nonsense."

This person must be Dazai Ji, and normal people definitely don't have such bad tastes.

"Kidding."

No.Toru Amuro thought, it is because of your attitude that I don't think you are joking.For some reason, Toru Amuro felt that no matter what Dazai knew, it didn't seem strange at all.

But the weird thing is, he wasn't nervous at all, and he wasn't worried about what Dazai would do,

"You're too nervous, this is not okay. If you, Amuro, were my subordinates, I would lock you into the interrogation room at this time." "Dazai" said with a smile, and easily said something terrible.

"Then what will you do?" Amuro Toru was unusually calm at the moment, and asked in turn, "If Dazai is me, what should I do."

"Well."

"Dazai" frowned, seemed to be thinking seriously, and fell into a deadlock.Suddenly he raised his head, raised his index finger beside his face, and said briskly, "Kill him."

"what?"

"Anyone who doubts me will be killed." He said naturally.

Amuro was speechless, he found that Dazai seemed to really want to teach him.Not to mention how complicated the process is or the success rate, is he really going to kill Gin first, then Rum, and finally the boss, and become the leader of the dark organization from scratch?

He was wrong, he shouldn't have asked this question.

"However, for Amuro, this matter is difficult to do." "Dazai" said with a smile, seemingly harmless to humans and animals.

Toru Amuro pretended not to hear, and changed the subject, "You just said that you made a big deal yesterday?"

"Ah, yes, it's very big." "Dazai" nodded solemnly, "It can be closed for a year."

Toru Amuro silently calculated an account in his heart. The last time Dazai cheated him of 30 yuan, he said it was a week's turnover; now he said that he could suspend business for a year, which is about 1000 million yuan.

"Dazai, you didn't do anything illegal, did you?"

"Why do you ask."

"A job that earns 1000 million a day is difficult to do under legal circumstances."

"Amuro, you know who I am." The tone of "Dazai" suddenly became very dangerous, he said, "Is 1000 million worth it for me?"

Toru Amuro was easily persuaded, and didn't want to know how much money he had at all.He was afraid that he would hear that number, and would rather expose himself as an undercover police agent than take Dazai back.

"In short, because of the 100 billion, the boss said to give everyone a vacation and go on employee trips together."

Toru Amuro: "...100 billion?"

"I looked at the tourist attractions all night, why not go to the hot springs for a trip. Most of the people in the store are not there, Amuro, you can invite friends to come with you."

"100 million..."

"If Amuro-kun continues, I'll call you 100 billion."

"I'll ask Mr. Morley if he has time."

Toru Amuro invited the Mori family to participate in the employee welfare of the coffee shop. In the end, there were fewer shop assistants than his friends, and there were only him and Dazai Osamu.

"Dazai" was wearing his usual overcoat, he didn't even carry any luggage, but he had rented a car in advance, and there was a serious young driver in black clothes that Amuro thought looked familiar, and the group boarded the car together.

The model is a relatively large commercial vehicle, and the rear seats are facing each other, so it is easy for everyone to sit and chat together.

However, because there was a complete stranger, everyone was a little restrained. Although Conan met Dazai twice, he never said much.

"Are you not coming?" Amuro Toru looked around and decided to take on the role of easing the atmosphere.

From the first time he met Dazai and Chuya, he knew that their relationship was not good, but it seemed strange that they didn't come to such group activities.

"He said he was very tired and was resting recently." "Dazai" said with a rare seriousness, "He said that seeing me would slow down his cultivation speed by three hundred times."

"Ah... Is it convenient for me to visit him?" Toru Amuro hesitated for a while before asking.

"Sure, I'll write you an address later." "Dazai" quickly agreed without saying anything superfluous, "But most of them are still sleeping."

It sounded like there was nothing wrong with it. Toru Amuro felt relieved a little, and then thought of the title of this trip, and asked, "Speaking of which, didn't the boss come with you? Is he also busy?"

"Tokie-kun is not in good health, and he said that it would be a disappointment if the pool was stained red by the blood he vomited when he went to the hot spring." "Dazai" said lightly.

It was the first time Toru Amuro heard the name of the boss, and it was also the first time he knew that the boss was in poor health... No wonder, Dazai was usually the only one in the store.

"other people……"

"It's all very busy."

Seeing this, Mao Lilan took the initiative to say, "Mr. Dazai, thank you very much for inviting us. We haven't been to the hot spring for a long time, right, Conan?"

"Yeah!" Edogawa Conan knew that it was time for him to act cute again. Although he had experienced the robbery of a coffee shop, he also knew that Osamu Dazai was not an ordinary person, but on the surface he still had to do work, "Thank you , Brother Dazai!"

"It's nothing, I don't have any friends, so I can only find Amuro's friends." "Dazai" said relaxedly, he has always been gentle with girls, "It is my honor that you are willing to come."

Mori Kogoro and Conan coughed together, but when Ran asked, they both said it was fine.

"Mr. Dazai is so outstanding, many people should want to be friends with you, right?" Ran said quite sincerely, "And Mr. Amuro should also be your friend."

As she spoke, she looked at Toru Amuro, and Toru Amuro didn't want to say anything negative under such eyes, but she also looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai" was obviously unwilling to answer questions in this regard, and said vaguely, "It's very troublesome to make friends with me, forget it."

Before Lan and Toru Amuro could say anything, he took the initiative to ask Kogoro Mori, "Mr. Mori is very experienced in horse betting, right? I got a sum of money recently, and I want to try it too..."

If you ask Mouri Kogoro about the case, although he can talk about it, but because his memory is fuzzy, he doesn't really like to talk about it.But betting on horses is different. Kogoro Mori became excited when he mentioned this, and taught him almost from scratch, which made the other three feel sleepy. Only "Dazai" was very serious and a little sleepy. nothing.

Toru Amuro woke up once in the middle, and the two were still chatting, but the topic moved to an even weirder place.When he arrived at the destination, Mori Kogoro had already met the Prime Minister late, and even made an appointment to drink together at night.

Sure enough, as long as "Dazai" is willing, he can still be very likable.

Toru Amuro sighed, remembering the conversation in the car just now.It's only natural that Dazai doesn't want to have any deep connection with him, and it's impossible for them to have any friendship, but it still feels a little uncomfortable to hear the other party say it personally.

After arriving at the destination, the unsmiling black-clothed driver helped everyone unload the luggage, and then went to report to Dazai.

"...Then, Mr. Dazai, I will leave now." The young driver looked at "Dazai" with a very complicated expression.

"Thank you, Akutagawa." "Dazai" nodded, seeing the other party's hesitant expression, and said, "If you have nothing to do, you can stay. I reserved six rooms, and I have an extra room .”

"Is it possible?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes lit up suddenly, and the speed of his speech became extremely fast, "Then excuse me."

At this time, the news of Kazami Yuya also came. He secretly took a photo of Akutagawa Ryunosuke when he got into the car. Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, that Akutagawa-kun..." Toru Amuro hesitated to speak.

"Actually, I don't know him very well." "Dazai" said, seeing Toru Amuro's embarrassed look, he tried hard to think about the relationship between them, "There is a good news and a bad news. offend him."

"How serious is it?"

"Take away his dependent sister... and then let him not see him for four years." "Dazai" smiled calmly.

"..." Toru Amuro began to wonder if Akutagawa Ryunosuke wanted to stay because he wanted to assassinate Osamu Dazai, "What about the good news?"

"He didn't know about it."

Even more scum.

Toru Amuro felt that this trip would definitely be very unsettling.

This thought was even stronger when I checked in at the front desk of the hotel.Today seems to be a good day to travel, besides them, there are also teachers who take their students out for a trip.

The strange white-haired teacher was wearing sunglasses, surrounded by three students, two boys and one girl, and a strange guy in a panda doll costume. In short, the whole group of people on the opposite side were even stranger than them.

"Ah, isn't this Dazai?" The white-haired teacher greeted Dazai warmly when he saw him, "I didn't expect to see him here again."

"Mr. Wujo, do you know anyone?" the black-haired male student asked.

"Well, I met once, but I think we should be more than ordinary passers-by who have met? After all, we have experienced that kind of unforgettable night together..."

"Don't say such things in front of the students!" His female student said angrily.

"Salmon!" said the light-haired male student with incomprehensible words.

Amuro felt a little bitter in his heart, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter this time?"

"Dazai" seemed to think it was interesting for him to speak in such a low voice, and imitated his appearance and said in a very small voice, "The last time he came to the store in the middle of the night, I put him down."

Toru Amuro: ...An enemy again!Do all your mafia have enemies everywhere like this!

Although their voices were small, the people over there seemed to have good hearing, and they could hear even such a weak voice, and they all looked at Dazai with eyes full of respect.

"Next time we have time to communicate together." The boy in the panda doll costume waved his realistically made paws and said to Osamu Dazai.

Then the colleague said provocative words in a gentle and polite tone, "It's fine if your teacher agrees."

"Of course I don't have any objections." Wujo Satoru said, even though he was told about the embarrassing things before, he didn't mean to be angry, "I originally wanted to invite Dazai to be a teacher in the college, and your willingness to guide them is just right for me. My heart, these students of mine are all excellent."

"Didn't you want to invite Kirei before?" As if remembering something interesting, "Dazai" laughed, "It's better to invite me than Kirei. Since they are good boys, I don't want to spoil them."

It is rare to have the truth of self-knowledge, but someone next to you is not happy.

"Mr. Dazai is the best teacher, I..." He glanced at "Dazai" as he spoke, seeing the gentle look in his eyes, he strengthened his heart to continue, "I am fine now."

"Really? What does your teacher usually teach you?" Yi Gu Youtai asked curiously.

"Everything I am teaching you was taught by Mr. Dazai." Ryunosuke Akutagawa said decisively.

"That's great, Mr. Wutiao will only let us learn from actual combat."

"Mr. Dazai taught this subordinate personally. Before this subordinate was unable to control supernatural powers, it was Mr. Dazai who figured out a way to make this subordinate remember."

"Wow……"

"Dazai" fell into deep thought. He thought of his strict non-quality education in this world, and couldn't help wondering whether Akutagawa had too much filter on him.

Thinking of this, he took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said to the other side, "Let Atsuya come over, just to get in touch with Akutagawa...you? No, you are not allowed to come over. How can I explain it when you come over. Brother? "

Hearing his colleague's voice trembling slightly, Toru Amuro closed his eyes and said firmly, "No, you are not allowed to come here... It's not a matter of being cruel. I feel uncomfortable seeing you. It doesn't matter if I make an appointment to commit suicide. If you are on vacation, let me go."

The colleague hung up the phone. Toru Amuro felt that the amount of information in the phone call just now was too much. He didn't know where to start asking, and finally chose the simplest question, "Is anyone coming over?"

"My student." "Dazai" pondered for a moment, and this time he took the initiative to introduce, "This one has been with me for four years, and he has to obey my orders and do a lot of bad things."

Toru Amuro felt that he had nothing to be afraid of, and it would not be surprising if his colleague was beaten in a sack while walking on the road one day.He said to his colleagues earnestly, "Dazai, remember, don't leave alone, call me no matter what you do."

"Ah, you have already heard about the legend of this hotel?" Xiaolan and Conan walked over together, and Mr. Maori seemed to have returned to the room. They had just picked up the brochure at the door and listened to the story told by the old lady at the porter Seeing that Dazai and Amuro Toru hadn't come back, he came to look for them.

"After all, Brother Dazai chose the hotel, so he must have known about it." Conan nodded.

"What legend?" Only Toru Amuro was at a loss, and his colleagues and the small class over there also seemed to know it very well.

"This store seems to have a lot of grievances, and we came here for this." Wujo Satoru explained enthusiastically, "And several people have died in this store!"

"?"

"Well, it's not accurate to say it's death, because there is no corpse." "Dazai" echoed, "Because it's very interesting, so I chose this store after seeing this legend."

"It's a second level at most, just for these children to practice their hands before the exchange meeting." Gojo Satoru also said, the two seemed to have found something in common and looked at each other.

"Then let's compare." "Dazai" said proactively, pointing at Ryunosuke Akutagawa, "This is my student, and there is a kitten still on the way."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't have time to think about kittens and tigers, he only heard Dazai call him "my student", and immediately said, "I will do my best to complete Mr. Dazai's mission!"

"Oh, don't go too far, Akutagawa, your safety is the most important thing."

"No! I will definitely not disappoint Mr. Dazai's expectations!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke was completely ignited, looking at the few people who were still in friendly exchanges just now, full of desire to win.

"Then on my side...there are four children, will I bully the less with the more?" Wujo Wu said, deliberately putting on a pensive expression, and said.

"What does Akutagawa think?" "Dazai" also looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

"I won't let you down." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said firmly.

"Yes, there are underage children on the opposite side. Be careful when you strike."

"As ordered."

Such an arrogant attitude really aroused the indignation on the other side. The little girl with the ponytail said first, "No need, show your best strength. Don't say that you let yourself go when you lose."

"Mentaiko!"

"In any case, I won't admit defeat!"

Amuro sighed in pain as he watched the originally pleasant hot spring trip suddenly turn into a fight.

"Brother Amuro, you've worked hard." Conan said sincerely. He didn't expect Amuro Toru to deal with such troublesome people. I don't know if it's more tiring than him being an undercover agent in the black organization.

"We must win, Dazai." Toru Amuro's eyes became firmer, and he encouraged his colleagues.

Since there is no way to resist, let's join them.