Boss vest is omnipotent

I saw that my colleague who I met yesterday was sitting upright and generous at the signing booth, and his every move was full of cultural heritage, as if he was really a writer.

But look at this guy's book, there's absolutely no use for it other than getting someone shot in the knee and feeling bad... wait, that's what he's for, right?

Toru Amuro looked at Osamu Dazai with a very delicate expression. Based on his understanding of Osamu Dazai, Dazai would definitely do such a wicked thing.

In order to see his expression at this moment, he worked hard to do a lot of things, and deliberately gave him wrong guidance, making him think that it was a book written by Gin Jiu.

He looked at Dazai sadly, you caught the fish, do you have anything else to say?

Of course, Dazai understood the meaning of his eyes, he clenched his fist with one hand and pressed his lips to his lips, and chuckled lightly, looking a little green, "Do you want to sign?"

Toru Amuro opened the book and stepped forward, revealing the blank title page. Seeing that Osamu Dazai wrote the name "G" on it smoothly, he couldn't help asking, "Why G?"

"To make you misunderstand that I am gin." Osamu Dazai replied heartily.

Toru Amuro: "..." He said it!He really said it!

Even if I know, why don't you be so direct!

When Conan saw Toru Amuro with a stiff expression, he felt very sympathetic in his heart, but he didn't want to attract Osamu Dazai's attention, and minimized his sense of existence as much as possible.It's not that he doesn't know that Dazai is the current leader of the Black Organization, he has single-handedly taken down the organization that the whole world finds troublesome, and he has no other criminal records so far...

He pretended to be a well-behaved elementary school student and handed over the book in his hand, and politely said thank you when he took it.

"Bermod didn't lie to you, Gin is really writing a book." As if feeling uneasy in his conscience, Dazai revealed the information readily, "I have read the specific content a little bit, and I can only say that the feelings are very strong. sincere."

Toru Amuro and Conan looked at each other, and Conan picked up Zhuo Yan and stood on tiptoe, showing eyes full of curiosity, and asked, "Really?"

Dazai put an index finger on his lips, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and said, "It's a type that children shouldn't watch."

Conan was silent, looked at Toru Amuro to hint that he would continue to ask, Toru Amuro carried him down, and taught him in an adult manner, "Children can't listen."

"I'm not a child..." Conan struggled to maintain his rights.

"You're still underage, just be honest." Amuro Toru finished lecturing Conan, and decided to wait until Dazai went to work tomorrow to ask him, Dazai wouldn't hide this kind of thing from him.

"Why so long, Dazai?"

Someone lifted the curtain at the back and looked inside. The young man with ocher hair in a well-fitting dark suit frowned. When he saw the people inside, his expression was slightly embarrassed. He cleared his throat, "They're all here."

The appearance of Nakahara Chuya is not surprising. After all, Dazai has to meet so many strangers at once, so it is strange that he is not around to guard.It seems that the process is to sign at Dazai's side first, and then Nakahara Chuya stamps it when he goes out through the back door-the young man holds a seal in his hand.

You can see two types of high-quality handsome guys at once, no wonder the expressions of the people who come out are so dreamy.

"Of course acquaintances should be given preferential treatment." Dazai bent his eyes, looked at Nakahara Chuya, who had an unnatural attitude, and said to Amuro Toru and Conan, "Let me introduce you, although you may be familiar with him. This It’s Zhongye in the Central Plains…”

Amuro Toru suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"The pen name is "G doesn't want to code today", as my ghostwriter, I wrote the author of "My Friends Are Betrayed*". Osamu Dazai introduced with a smile, and added, "It's the one you gave Xiayou back then." "

Toru Amuro and Conan were stunned at the same time, looking at Chuya Nakahara in disbelief.

At the same time, the two recalled the embarrassing atmosphere in the car that day, because of a book, three men with ulterior motives were shot in the knee countless times.

The young man lowered the brim of his hat and coughed, "Boss, I'm going outside to guard."

Toruki Amuro, under normal circumstances Nakahara would call Dazai by his name, only when he was at work or when he was guilty would he call him the leader, now it is obvious that he is guilty and pretends to be working.

Leaving the tent of the autograph signing, Conan and Toru Amuro went out through the back door, Nakahara Nakaya pretended to be indifferent and stamped them, Toru Amuro couldn't help but say, "Chuya, I didn't expect you to be a literary giant too .”

This was not a sarcasm either. He went back and read the book later. The content and the title were not exactly the same, but it had nothing to do with it. The style of writing was slender and poetic, and it would be a waste to use it for such a slobbery novel.

But having said that, the rest of the books should be written by Dazai, and the writing style is quite good. It is almost completely opposite to him, positive and full of optimism, and extremely fighting spirit... In short, they can be regarded as serious novels with different titles Excellent work published.

Chuya Nakahara's ears turned red, and he didn't look like someone who would fool around with Osamu Dazai and play tricks on others.

But Toru Amuro knew that the two had been partners for so long and hadn't broken up yet, so they must have the same interest in some places.

"Next." Zhong Yuan said without looking away.

When they were about to return to the coffee shop, Conan and Toru Amuro stopped at the same time.

"I remember that the signing will last until six o'clock." Conan looked forward, his glasses reflected light, and he couldn't see his eyes clearly.

"It's [-]:[-]." Toru Amuro lowered his head, his forehead casting a shadow on his face.

"It's about 30 minutes from here to my house and then to the signing."

"It takes half the time if I drive."

There was a kindergartener who had just finished school next to him. When he saw these two people on the road, he cried in fright, and was hugged by his mother and quickly left here.

Conan's glasses became transparent again, and he looked at Toru Amuro with a smile, "Last time I told Brother Okiya that the author of that book is someone he knows, he was quite happy."

Toru Amuro's expression became brighter, and he also smiled, "Wouldn't it be a pity if Okiya-kun couldn't be there for such a rare autograph event."

"Yes, then let's hurry over now, Brother Amuro."

Okiya Subaru, who was at home, suddenly sneezed.

"The old man from the Kyoto school is here today." Gojo Satoru said to Xia Youjie, without saying anything else, he knew that Xia Youjie would understand what he meant with just this one sentence.

Xia Youjie frowned immediately, and although his tone didn't change, he could clearly feel that he didn't like that person, "Exchange meeting, right?"

"It's still the same old hated old man." Gojo Satoru spoke very bluntly. The principal of the Kyoto School, Rakuganji Kashinobu, was the leader of the conservative faction. At first, he had been demanding the death of Knotabazu Yuhito, but Gojo Satoru finally carried it down under pressure.

"His time has passed, don't pay attention to him." Xia Youjie said with a cold face.

It was the first time he saw that Xia Youjie didn't correct Wujo Wu's words, so he couldn't help being a little curious, "Teacher Wujo, who is the "old man" you are talking about?" ? "

Xia Youjie raised his head, exposing his neck. He stretched out a finger on his neck in a gesture of wiping his throat, and said to Knotride Youren, "Those who want to kill you."

"Huh?" Yuzu Yujin was a little confused, pointing at himself and asked, "Me? I don't even know him."

"Because you are the container of Su Nuo." Xia Youjie said lazily. He keenly noticed that an opening suddenly appeared next to the neck of the knotweed Youren, which became the shape of a mouth. When the mouth was about to speak, he Picked up the sliced ​​cucumber strips from the side and stuffed them in.

"Pfft." Gojo Satoru couldn't hold back.

"In their opinion, you are a curse that should be exorcised, and that dead old man has been like this since the past." Xia Youjie said, seeing Su Nuo finished eating the cucumber sticks, and pinched the beef slices again.

"It's a bit bland, and the taste will be almost the same after cooking for 10 minutes."

It's been almost three months, and it's the first time that Knotthu Zhang Youren heard the two-faced Su Nuo speak human words.

"Okay, I'll tell Amuro later, would you like to try this again?" Xia Youjie took the chopsticks this time and took a piece of sushi over.

"Vinegar is not good, the vinegar from Datang is the best." Liangmian Su Nuo savored it carefully, and said to Knotweed Yuren, "Hey, let me come out for a while to try the dishes."

"No, I also have something to say to Yuren." Gojo Satoru immediately rejected him, "Just say something.

"Cut." Liangmian Su Nuo was very dissatisfied, and continued to wait for the next dish.

Xia Youjie tried them one by one. During the time when Yuzhang Youren was in their shop, he also reached a good peaceful feeding relationship with Liangmian Su Nuo, although the main reason was that this shop was his territory, and Liang Mian Su Nuo There is no way to attack him here.

He used to like to feed cats. Although the two-faced Su Nuo has nothing to do with cats, it's really cool to be able to feed them casually without worrying about the other party being overwhelmed.

"Xia Youjie, if you give me chili again, I will bite you." Two-faced Su Nuo said.

"Teacher Xia You, I'm so supportive." Kiwi Yuto also said.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xia Youjie put his hands together, didn't see that he was sorry at all, and changed the subject with a smile, "Wu, are you going on a business trip?"

"Ah, with Qihai." Gojo Satoru cooperated with Xia Youjie to change the subject with dignity, "Do you want to bring a souvenir?"

"Buy me two if you have souvenirs." Xia Youjie said, if he was the only one, he would definitely refuse, but he is now a father, "Also, don't bully Qihai."

In his impression, Jianren Qihai is a strict freshman, and he will definitely be bullied when he is with Gojo Satoru.

"Everyone is more important than me in your heart now." Gojo Satoru complained dissatisfiedly, and pulled the knotweed Yuhito beside him, "This month's practice, until before the exchange meeting, I'll leave it to you."

Xia Youjie closed his eyes and thought for a second, then raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "It's a bright debut, don't worry—"

He looked the knotweed Yourhito from head to toe, and showed a gentle smile that made the young man feel a little scary, "I will train him well, I have more than 3000 kinds of curses here, and it will definitely give Yourhito an unforgettable memory for life." of."

Knotweed Youruhito: "..." I was suddenly terrified, is it too late to say I'd rather go back to the movies?