The metaphysics boss just wants to be a salted fish

It's cold, but if the house is directly connected to the garage and then all the way to the restaurant and then directly upstairs, then it's not a problem whether it's cold or not.

On the way here, Bai Yangui has already placed an order through his mobile phone—the main reason is that there is nothing to choose from, and the restaurant is relatively niche. It is not particularly high-end, but the price is not cheap. There are only two sets of prices in total. There are so many choices, the only thing to pick is the alcoholic beverages.

Because Bo Nan was driving, Bai Yangui sympathetically did not choose the alcoholic version, and finished the calculation with red bayberry juice.

It was also because they came out late, many restaurants were open until nine or ten o'clock, and it was almost nine o'clock when they arrived. Apart from the all-night hot pot and skewers, they could only choose the nearest Internet celebrity restaurant.

The decoration of this restaurant is not bad. When you enter the door and bypass the screen wall, you will find a long and narrow corridor. On one side is a row of Japanese-style tatami semi-private rooms. The folded walkway above the pool is two hidden private rooms, inside which is a quaint Eight Immortals table, with calligraphy, calligraphy and paintings hanging on the three walls, and several spotlights are directed at the Eight Immortals table, so it is very bright and dark.

It looks like a restaurant that pays attention to the atmosphere.

They came late, and the guests for the evening show had almost left, so they just got a private room.

Bo Yangui and Bo Nan sat on the side of the Eight Immortals table, Bo Yangui wanted to sit in the north seat, but asked Bo Nan to sit first, Bo Yangui was a little surprised, Bo Nan's behavior was a little strange: "What's wrong? "

Bo Nan raised his chin slightly, and Bai Yangui looked over, and saw a shrine directly opposite, that is, on the side of the pool, and a Buddha statue with teeth and claws was invited inside, reflecting the light above the pool, the details of the Buddha statue could not be seen clearly. How is it, only a piece of dark gold can be seen, there are all kinds of flowers and fruits on the altar table in front of it, and there is also a small charcoal basin, which is full of gray and white, it seems that people come here to worship here on weekdays.

Bai Yangui subconsciously felt a little uncomfortable, as if the Buddha statue was really staring at them: "...the evil here?"

Not to mention, although the decoration here can be called simple and elegant, the style is between Japanese and Chinese. It might be nice to look at during the day, but at night, it is really weird to match their dim ambient lights. , Looking at the Buddha statue again, I feel a little cold on my back.

"I can't tell." Bo Nan held his hand, looked up at him, he seemed to be shining under the spotlight, Bai Yangui looked at him and felt relieved for some reason—I think so, really The question is that Bo Nan might not bring him in at all, so instead he held Bo Nan's fingertips and couldn't help rubbing them: "Tell me?"

"It's not a big deal." Bo Nan let him play with a smile, and patiently explained: "Look what it looks like here?"

Bai Yangui sized it up, pondered for a long time but couldn't think of any reason why, just looking at the pool looks like a courtyard, just looking at the Buddha statue looks like a Buddhist temple, and Bai Yangui knows that the pool is for attracting wealth, which is common sense , Buddha statues are nothing more than keeping safe and warding off evil spirits, but the combination of the two is a bit different: "I can't think of it."

Bo Nan's eyebrows moved slightly, and Bai Yangui immediately understood what he meant, and when he approached, he heard Bo Nan whisper, "Should I give some consulting fees? My appearance fee is very expensive."

"Go!" Bai Yangui cursed with a smile, and then kissed him on the side of the cheek: "... At most, that's it, hurry up and say it."

Only then did Bo Nan explain: "It's like a temple."

"The Buddha statue faces east, there is a smooth road in the middle, and lotus ponds on both sides, isn't it the configuration in those temples?" If people want to walk to the Buddha statue, they have to go from east to west, implying the bliss of the West. From this angle, they have the illusion of a straight road, implying a smooth journey, with lotus ponds on both sides to cleanse the body and mind. Bo Nan is not talking nonsense, it is indeed the configuration of the temple.

"Temple?" Bai Yangui frowned and thought for a while, "I've never seen a temple like this before."

Aren't domestic temples all honestly like the Daxiong Hall or the Guanyin Hall? After entering, there are altars and huge Buddha statues?Then hang some first-class decorations of colorful prayer flags and lotus streamers.

"Overseas." Bo Nan reminded.

Bai Yangui paused, and couldn't help looking over there: "...Huh?"

"Buddha is not a domestic Buddha." Bo Nan said with a straight face, "Maybe the owner of the store believes in some strange sect, or just happened to have such a collection and built a Buddhist hall, but the feng shui is terrible. very."

"What kind of explanation is this?" Bai Yangui asked curiously, and added: "Speak simply."

Bo Nan's lips curled up slightly, and he inadvertently showed a playful look: "So, if you were that Buddha statue, would you be happy if you put it there every day and watched someone eat and drink in front of you?"

"Then what if that sect is allowed to eat meat?"

Bo Nan knocked on the table, "According to the deduction from the temple just now, then this is the main hall, and if you enter the main hall according to the rules, what you hold in your hand is a tribute... Even if it is plain noodles sold in the temple, you can bring it to the main hall Sit at the feet of the Buddha and eat?"

"..." If someone else said this, Bo Yangui would definitely sneer at it, but it was Bo Nan who said it, so he had an inexplicable feeling of 'it seems quite reasonable, but I can't refute it', he thought about it again "Will that make a difference?" he asked.

"It has no effect on us."

Bai Yangui asked back: "Then why don't you let me sit in the middle?"

"I'm afraid it will affect your appetite." Bo Nan said, "If you look up and see a statue looking straight at you, I'm afraid you will feel awkward."

"... also, so you mean it has an impact on the business?"

Bo Nan smiled and nodded: "The food here probably won't taste good."

There are question marks all over Bai Yangui's head: "...? No way, it's highly rated here. The son of the richest family has also eaten here before, and he recommended it."

If it weren't for this, Bo Yangui wouldn't have brought Bo Nan here!

Bo Nan lifted her chin slightly: "Try it in a while and you'll know."

"Okay." As soon as Bai Yangui finished speaking, a waiter came in front of the glass door. She knocked on the door politely with a smile on her face. After getting permission, she entered and said with a slight bow: "Both of you Sir, the dishes are ready, can I serve you?"

"can."

Bo Nan complied, and the waiter withdrew, and within a minute, the appetizers were served. Two cups of snow-white soup were placed on a dark, matte platter, and a small plum blossom with branches was placed beside it. When the table was served, the spotlight was on the soup pot, almost shining through.

Full marks for visual effects.

People like Bai Yangui who don't like taking pictures all want to take a picture.

The waiter opened the lid for the two of them, and introduced: "This is our signature soup, which comes from the pure natural deep mountain sweet spring. It is mixed with Cordyceps mushrooms, flower mushrooms and farm chicken from Yunnan and stewed for eight hours. The spring water mushroom chicken soup, please taste it."

Bai Yangui is an old connoisseur of soup—after all, his mother is from Guangzhou. He glanced at it with a strange expression, thanked him, and took a sip——Damn it!Sure enough, it is ordinary chicken soup!Still the one without salt!The smell of the mushrooms can barely cover the fishy smell of the chicken, but the umami taste of the mushrooms has not been brought out at all. Drinking it is like when I was curious when I was a child, I wanted to try my own chicken soup and insisted not to let the chef intervene. finished product.

Although it is generally said that the taste of the soup should be light and appetizing, too strong and delicious will affect people's appetite, but to say a thousand words and ten thousand... If it is not good, it is not good.

The expression on Bai Yangui's face can basically be summed up in two emoticons.

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Bo Nan is leisurely and carefree, she doesn't see that this stuff is not tasty at all.

The waiter looked at the two of them eagerly, and hoped that the other party could taste [-], [-], [-], but one of the two in front of him had an expression as if drinking plain water, and the other just wrote 'fucking bad' on the face off.

After taking a sip, Bai Yangui couldn't wait to put down the spoon, resolutely refusing to take a second sip.Bo Yangui looked at Bo Nan, and their eyes met inadvertently. Bo Yangui curled his lips, and Bo Nan smiled reassuringly, and patted the back of his hand lightly.

Immediately after that came the second course. When the thing came, let alone Bai Yan's return, Bo Nan's face was not very good - there was a mint leaf in the ice bowl, and a purple-red... worm lay on the leaf.

No, it shouldn't be a bug.

Bo Nan glanced at the menu on the phone, it was very good, it was sea cucumber.

Bai Yangui paused, picked up the chopsticks, put them in Bo Nan's bowl, and said softly, "Bo Nan, don't you like sea cucumbers? Try it first."

Bo Nan: "You remember wrongly, I don't eat sea cucumbers."

When Bai Yangui heard the words, he glared at Bao Nan: "You have something to say here?"

Bo Nan raised his hands in surrender, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite...then covered his face with a handkerchief and vomited it, shaking his head and saying, "Don't try."

Bo Nan has lived for most of his life, and this is the first time he has tasted sweet and sour sea cucumbers with a fishy smell of sea water. The taste is smooth and greasy. Coupled with this taste, it makes him want to vomit.

Although I already guessed that the food in this restaurant would not be delicious, I didn't expect it to be so unpalatable.

"No way..." Bai Yan didn't believe in evil, but still mustered up the courage to try a mouthful—mainly to try how bad it tasted.Bo Nan is generally not picky when it comes to eating. He can eat state banquets slowly, and he can also eat food that has been frozen overnight. He rarely sees the behavior of spitting out food.

With that small mouthful of sea cucumber, the fishy smell quickly occupied the tip of the tongue, paired with the lingering aftertaste of the slightly fishy chicken soup he just drank, Bai Yangui felt his stomach regurgitate, and he forced himself to suppress the urge to vomit in his throat , At this moment, a veil was put on Bai Yangui's mouth.

"Spit it out first." Bo Nan rubbed an acupuncture point on the back of Bai Yangui's neck with the other hand to stop his vomiting.

Bai Yangui opened his mouth to vomit the sea cucumber, and then a glass of clear water was brought to his lips, and he drank half of the glass without thinking, and suppressed the urge to vomit. "Thanks……"

"What's so polite with me?" Bo Nan gently comforted his back.

While talking, suddenly a person stopped in front of the glass door, and the other person looked at them in surprise... rubbed his eyes.

This is Mr. Bo?That Mr. Bo?

Did he read it right?These all kinds of people who are careful and tender are really that Mr. Bo Nanbo? !

Gu Wenchou suspected that he drank too much and had hallucinations.