The metaphysics boss just wants to be a salted fish

There is no smoke at night in the autumn water of Nanhu Lake, and Naike rides the stream straight to the sky.

And on the Dongting moonlight on credit, buy the boat to the side of the white clouds. ①

It was a coincidence that Bo Nan rented a lone boat under the moonlight, and there were two pots of appetizers on the table. When the jade liquid entered his throat, he also had such an artistic conception—even if it was cold, the soybean hoof flower soup It became a soybean hoof flower jelly.

Looking at the plate of greasy skin jelly, Bo Nan had no intention of drinking.

The boatman left him a small coal stove, which was originally used to heat hot water, but Bo Nan replaced it with rice wine, and he got a whole boat full of fragrance.However, there is only one coal stove, so if you want to drink warm wine, you can't eat hoof flower soup. After choosing between left and right, he thought that the rice wine would taste better when it was cold, so he replaced it with hoof flower soup.

Thinking of Bai Yangui roasting big kidneys with beer and eating beer in the air-conditioning wifi at home, and I can only eat cold dishes on this windy boat, I can't help but feel a little unbalanced, and then I can't help but lower my eyebrows and smile.

Go back and ask for some money back.

There is a fishing rod next to it, which was not put down by Bo Nan, but by the boatman. Maybe he forgot to put it away when he was leaving, so it was just hanging, and Bo Nan didn't bother to put it away for him.

In case a fish is caught... oh forget it, I have to kill and eat it myself, if I don't want to kill it, I'd better not catch a fish.

Dongting Lake was in a good time again, this time it wasn't an irony, whether it was the wind or the water, Bo Nan wondered if there was no need to use any more games, and he might as well go directly to Poyang Lake.

Thinking about it this way, he felt that he was quite reasonable, why not go back first... Thinking about it, he felt that he might have drunk too much. , then stop cooking.

Let's come back tomorrow, maybe I'm not so clear today.

He pulled the boat's motor, glanced at his phone to fix the location, and turned to the nearest shore.

After driving for about 20 minutes, he saw a few strange lights on the shore, glowing green, and some blue and purple, mixed with some white and yellow lights, how strange it looked, Dongting Lake It's still far from the downtown area, so there won't be such a strange neon light - the mobile phone shows that it's an ordinary shore, not a cemetery.

That's not phosphorus fire.

Bo Nan was a little puzzled. When the boat got closer, Bo Nan found that it was a person. They all had round waists and thick arms, sitting on the shore like meatballs, with various lights hanging above their heads. what.

With so many strong men crowded on the shore, I always feel that it is not a good thing.

If he got any closer, he would be a little dumbfounded.

Those were...fishing.

They were all wrapped in thick and large down jackets, with lights of various colors hanging from their heads in a mess—it looked like a mosquito repellent lamp, and they put them on the edge of the lake to fish on this day when the temperature was close to zero.

He just said, the country is still peaceful, how can he let him bump into a gang gathering, and it will be a murder.

Bo Nan didn't know that when he was observing them, they were also observing him.

Seeing that his boat was about to lean on the shore, an old man next to him raised his face, pulled off the scarf that covered half of his face, and shouted hopefully: "Brother! Is there a mouth on the lake?" ?”

Bo Nan: "...?"

Seeing that he didn't answer, the other party thought that there was no fishing port on the lake, and shook his head a little dejectedly: "Today is really crazy, we are all still air force on the shore!"

The other brother said with a smile: "Don't worry, you won't be counted as an air force when you go back with bottled water."

"That's right." The old man smiled, and he didn't know whether he was laughing at himself or what: "It's impossible for the air force to be in the air force."

Bo Nan almost didn't laugh out loud, and said, "It's too cold on the lake, everyone might as well go back early."

His boat had already landed on the shore, and Bo Nan was not in a hurry, so he sat down on the bow of the boat, crossed his legs and chatted with him.

Just now on the way back, he notified the boatman to pick up the boat, and it took 15 minutes for the boatman to arrive—he was not embarrassed to ask someone to pick up the boat at night, after all, he gave double the money, which was almost equal to Once the boat is bought, if others come to pick up the boat, they will get a boat for nothing, and if they don’t come, they will not lose money.

That's naturally more cost-effective.

"That won't work, I'll just fish one day a week! I'll fish for a while more! I'll leave at dawn!" As he said that, the elder brother threw something over, and Bao Nan just reached out and took it in his hand. Pack ten pieces of warm baby: "If you are cold, stick some!"

Bo Nan was not too polite, and immediately put two pieces on his clothes - he can use the air field to insulate the temperature well, but he can rely on physics comfortably, why should he work so hard?

It's not on the Kunlun Mountains, it's too cold and there's nothing to do. According to him who stays in a humid and warm place like Su City all the year round, how can he move there without wearing five or six layers of thermal clothing?Can he still move after wearing five or six layers of thermal clothing?

He raised his voice, "Do you want to add some hot water? I still have two hot water bottles on board."

"want--!"

"Yes!" There was a series of choruses from all around, and there were two sentences in the middle of it, "A good man is safe in life".

Brother Nuanbao took a look at his fishing rod that had not moved, and immediately boarded the boat to help Bo Nan dissipate the water. The other brothers came over one by one with their thermos cups. It is enough to pour half a glass of water, and leave the rest for the fishing friends who come later.

Seeing this, Bo Nan opened the vent of the small coal stove again, poured two bottles of cold mineral water into the kettle, and boiled the water again.

Brother Nuan Baobao poured it for himself last, and it was only enough for him to take a sip. He was not in a hurry when he saw that Bo Nan was boiling water, so he waited patiently when he finished drinking. Fishing? It’s quite rare, my wife doesn’t care about you?”

"My wife is out of town." Bo Nan didn't deny it, and said casually, "I've just joined the industry, so I'm just fishing for fun."

The elder brother heard the words: "Hey? Then you shouldn't be in the air force..."

"How to say?"

The elder brother saw that he was only in his early thirties, so he joked, "There is a novice protection period."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly pointed to the side of the boat: "Oh shit! It moved! There is a mouth! Grab it! Where is the copying net? I'll copy it for you!"

Bo Nan has a fart for copying nets. The elder brother has quick eyesight and hands and quickly saw the scooping nets placed on the ground by the boatman. As soon as Bo Nan picked up the fishing rod, he was already standing aside and waiting to copy. When Bo Nan took up the line, he Another cry: "Damn!"

"Evil door—!"

Bo Nan took a closer look, he just saw a long strip under the water and thought it was an eel or something, but when he pulled it up to the surface of the water, it was a snake.

This snake is fat and thick, but its neck is thin, followed by a particularly eye-catching big triangular head, its snout is slightly upturned, its whole body is between light yellow and light red, and its body is diamond-shaped It can be basically concluded that it is a five-step snake.

"Don't look! Cut the line quickly!" The old man reminded him to start looking for scissors again. Seeing that he couldn't find it, he just jumped off the shore to get it from his fishing position, and then raised his voice: "Everyone, pay attention! Snake!"

All of a sudden, several elder brothers jumped up from their seats, and someone said: "I have snake repellent powder—!"

When he came up again, he saw that Bo Nan was still holding the fishing rod, so he cut the fishing line three times, five times and two times, and then took the scooping net and swiped the five-step snake far away, saying: " I can't afford to provoke you, Guo Er."

Looking at the bare fishing line, Bo Nan put a heavy weight on his shoulders, and saw his brother pat him on the shoulder with a comforting face, and said, "Don't worry, it's normal to catch a snake when you are fishing. Someone catches a floating corpse... that's scary, a snake is nothing."

"It's just that it's a bit evil today, so don't fish anymore, you should go back quickly."

"There is a saying that a fisherman can catch everything except fish." The old man also joked to himself: "I also caught a Chinese sturgeon before, and it was still the first one in China. Fortunately, I released it fast, otherwise I would have caught it." Now spend the winter in prison..."

Bo Nan couldn't help laughing and said, "Did you buy a lottery ticket?"

"I bought it." The elder brother slapped his thigh: "Guess what?"

"What's the matter?"

"Win a full two dollars!"

Bo Nan burst out laughing immediately, and before he could say a few words, he heard a big dark man coming from the bank and shouting at him, "Mr. Bo?"

"it's me."

The big man hurried down to the shore, and Bo Nan made a gesture: "I'm leaving, brother, you should hurry back today, the northeast wind blows today, and the fish all swim to the southwest."

"Ah? There's still such a theory?" The old brother was thinking in a daze, and seeing that Bo Nan said it seriously, he believed it. The fishing was not good today, so he simply called his friends and walked away together: "Hey, you Back to where?"

Bo Nan reported a hotel by the lake, and the elder brother said, "Okay, then I'll take you back along the way! You're welcome!"

"Thank you then!"

"Then wait for me to get off, and I'll go and pack my things." The old man also jumped off the boat to pack his things. The boatman took the motor key and jumped on the boat, and drove the boat to the ferry. The place where Bo Nan lived was indeed It's near, it will be there in a while.

Before leaving, I added a WeChat message with that old brother.

Bo Nan made a point: "Brother, you should pay attention recently, there may be some accidents."

"Ah?" Before the elder brother could react, Bo Nan continued: "My father is a Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain..."

"Oh oh oh! I understand!" The old man realized something in an instant. It's not easy to say this kind of thing clearly, but he would rather believe it or not.

Perhaps it was a point made by Bo Nan, but my brother's drive has always been on his mind, and his speed is especially slow - the speed limit on this national highway is 110 yards, and he usually drives under the line to 80, but now he only dares to drive. [-], which is the elevated level.

Seeing that he was about to get off the national highway and reach home in two intersections, the old man couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, thinking that superstition is really unbelievable...Suddenly, a truck in front of him suddenly rushed towards him. When the road turned, my brother slammed on the brakes, slowed down the car, and narrowly avoided it.

The old man roared subconsciously: "Can you fucking know how to drive—!"

After yelling, he felt his heart beating violently. He had already reached the exit of the national highway, so he pulled over and lit a cigarette in the car to calm down.

If he had just driven to 110 yards, he would not be able to avoid the big truck—maybe some people don’t know that there is a high probability that the car will overturn when braking at high speed, if it is really not avoided...

He couldn't help wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.

So what, I heard that this can't be counted in vain, why don't you invite him to dinner tomorrow to thank you?