The metaphysics boss just wants to be a salted fish

Bo Nan subconsciously took a look at the Taihu Stone in the middle of the pool. That's right, he made a well-measured hole. He just dug a hole without hurting others at all. Then he looked at the koi below... Wait, what did the glutinous rice do to them? Finished? !

The other two had their bellies turned over, and their heads looked like they had been opened by stone debris, and they knew there was no way out.

"You fucking talk! Where's my fish?"

Bo Nan calmly said, "The fish is fine."

"I believe you ghost, wait for me to come back and see!" Bo Weiping scolded.

"Well, come back with my brother as soon as possible, don't delay, go to the garage now." Bo Nan warned again: "It's a terrible thing."

There were already footsteps on the other side, and his father asked unsteadily, "You...killed someone?"

"It's almost the same if you don't come back."

After a snap, the person on the other side hung up, and before hanging up, he could still hear his father swearing.

Bo Nan took another look at the fish floating in the pond, and decided not to challenge his father's wrath with them. After all, he was getting older, so what if an impulsive blood vessel burst?Besides, there are so many fish in the pond, it shouldn't be obvious if there are two less... right?

He fished them out with a guilty conscience, turned his head and saw Uncle Gardener looking at the window sill on the second floor, he smiled at him, and picked up the two fish as if nothing had happened. Aunt Li, destroy them humanely—although the koi are not very delicious and the earthy smell is too strong, it is okay to use a lot of ingredients.

Uncle Ding closed the window and couldn't help snickering twice.The second young master liked Huo Huo before, which caused him a lot of headaches. When he came back from this trip, he thought that the second young master had changed, but it turned out to be the same.

For some reason, he still felt a little relieved.

Bo Weiping and Bo Yizhen came back very quickly, the normal drive from home to the company was an hour, and they arrived home in just over half an hour.It must be speeding when I came back, so I leave this kind of thing to a professional driver, and the two of them are responsible for sitting in the back seat, waiting to get home.

An anxious 'the other party's phone has been turned off' came out from the phone, and Bo Weiping immediately wanted to call to ask for clarification after he was relieved, but Bo Nan didn't answer the phone, and he looked sideways at Bo Yizhen: "That little girl What the hell are you doing, you don’t answer the phone!"

Bo Yizhen was very relaxed and didn't seem too anxious: "Maybe the phone is dead?"

"He wouldn't really kill someone, would he?"

Bo Yi really thought about it: "No, Xiao Nan has a measure."

Bo Weiping's complexion improved a bit, and he turned cursing and said: "How dare you talk like that without killing people! How dare you tell us to go back immediately with any nonsense!"

"..." Bo Yizhen silently added: "What if?"

Bo Weiping: "Fuck it, he dares to kill Lao Tzu and be the first to kill my relatives righteously!"

Bo Yizhen: "..."

One thing to say, he doesn't believe their father's words, and it will be good if he doesn't help bury the body.

The two sat in the car talking about each other, Bo Weiping guessed all the things that Bo Nan would do one by one, Bo Yizhen was an old god, somewhere he felt that even if there were any problems with Bo Nan, there was enough. ability to deal with it instead of dragging them home to ask them for help.

Oh no, there might be a problem...lack of money.

Bo Nan's dividends can't be changed, otherwise his father will know that he will cut him off, or will he turn around and give Bo Nan his secondary card?

My younger brother is getting older, it's normal to develop some hobbies and burn some money!Look at the children of Mr. He's family next door. There is a sports car on the left and a watch on the right. Which one is not worth millions, and the family does not lack this money. It is no fun to keep him.

Bo Yizhen also came from that age. He knew that money is important, but timing is more important.If there is no money at the most ostentatious age, no matter how much money you have later, it is just an increase in the bank account, and that feeling will never come back. ①

Flowers will bloom again, and people will never be young again. Bo Yi really hopes that Bo Nan will live without regrets.

The vehicle stopped at the parking space in front of the door, and the moment the two opened the iron gate of the garden, they suddenly stopped at the same time. The feeling made them involuntarily have goosebumps.

It seemed that something was turned on at that moment, and Bo Yizhen subconsciously looked at the flowers and trees on one side, only to feel that the red was dazzlingly red, and the green was so green that it seemed to drop, even the originally hot temperature seemed to have dropped.

The breeze was blowing, and suddenly a drop of water fell on Bo Weiping's forehead. He looked up at the sky, the sun was warm, and there were no dark clouds, but there was a light rain. It is with a pleasant coolness.

Bo Weiping paused, blinked and looked at Bo Yizhen: "This is..."

Before they could finish their words, the rain suddenly poured on the heads of the two of them, as if someone was pouring water on their heads. The direction of the rain was not right, and the two looked sideways at On the side, I saw Bo Nan hiding in the corner of the garden at some point, holding a bright yellow water pipe in his hand, where the 'rain' came from.

"Bo—Nan—!" Bo Weiping gritted his teeth and said, "You..."

He originally wanted to scold 'you fucking', but then he thought that Bo Nan's mother is his wife, so he could only change his rhetoric: "Aren't you tired of living—!"

"Ah, dad, brother... you guys came back so fast." Bo Nan still held the water pipe in his hand: "Then what... I'm watering the flowers..."

Bo Yizhen reached out to take off his glasses, brushed his wet hair back, loosened the precious jewel button on his cuffs, and said indifferently, "Dad, I'll do it."

Hearing this, Bo Nan tilted the water pipe downwards, and the water jet went straight towards Bo Yizhen.

After that, there are only four words to describe it: chickens fly and dogs jump.

***

The result of the incident was that Bo Nan was cleaned up by Bo Yizhen and Bo Weiping, and the father and son rarely got together to take a bath.

Bo Weiping hung the towel on his shoulder, and kicked Bo Nan's calf: "Tell me, what are you doing!"

"It's okay, I just wanted to see you all of a sudden." Bo Nan didn't feel hurt from being kicked, so he wanted to make up a reason to fool him.

In fact, he didn't aim for nothing, he really wanted to use the water pipe to spray his brother and his father, but Feng Shui is perfect, the flowers and trees have their own performance, he is not afraid that they will find out, but he is afraid that the servants at home will find something wrong. That's why I thought about watering the flowers. The flowers and trees that have just been watered will look fresher. When this sudden change is ignored, it will be fine after I get used to it naturally.

Bo Weiping pulled the towel off his shoulders with a swipe, as if he would strangle Bo Nan to death if he said a word of disagreement: "Your father and I haven't reached the age of dementia yet."

Bo Nan looked at Bo Yizhen, and Bo Yizhen looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and made it clear that he would not speak for him.

The tip of his tongue slightly pressed against his palate, but he felt that there was nothing to say: "I set up a Fengshui bureau for my family, and I was anxious to let you two come back just to let the Fengshui bureau. From now on, Dad, you and my brother will live here. People can harm you."

"What?" Bo Weiping knew about Feng Shui. After all, many of his old friends became more and more superstitious when they got older, so he naturally understood a little trick: "You son of a bitch... where did you learn it? What's the use?"

"Didn't I go on a trip before, and I learned it on the way." Bo Nan paused: "The third thing is to prosper to ward off evil spirits and keep healthy... I want to build a villa on the top of Xiaoqingshan, and I will often live in it in the future." Over there, if I continue to live at home, Feng Shui will be broken."

Bo Weiping nodded: "Oh, that's how it is..."

Then he kicked Bo Nan over: "The family is short of money or something?! I am only 50 years old, what do I want to support?! I haven't retired yet! You want to move out because of such a stupid thing? What are you out of your mind? There is a pitfall, right?! Yizhen, take care of your brother!"

Bo Yizhen said: "Let him go, Dad, I think the top of Xiaoqingshan can be developed. After getting it, I keep it in my hand. It costs a lot of money to maintain the forest every year. It's better to build a holiday village and operate it. Don’t expect it to make a lot of money, it’s good to be self-sufficient.”

"You bastard!" This time it was Bo Yizhen who scolded, and Bo Weiping was so angry that his lips were trembling: "Fart!"

Bo Yizhen waved his hand without looking at Bo Nan: "Ah Nan, you go out first, I'll talk to Dad."

Bo Nan gave Bo Yizhen a thumbs up in her heart, she deserves to be the master of the house, her aura suddenly rose, it's reliable!

He suffers because he is still young on the surface, and it is not easy to tell his father about the rebirth - it still makes him worry. His father's personality looks irritable, but in fact he is very protective of the cub, knowing that he eats After experiencing such suffering, I am afraid that I will be so angry that I will not be able to sleep for days and nights.

Bo Nan went out.

Bo Weiping glared at Bao Yizhen, "Listen to him! What Feng Shui! Is this something young people should learn?!"

"It's normal to have some hobbies, it's better than the Liu family's going out to go clubbing, rent out women, escort cars, and take drugs." Bo Yizhen continued: "Bo Nan is also getting old, it's normal to have some thoughts, and that's how it is in her twenties Rebellious, didn't I want to go out and do it alone when I just graduated? We can't let him be the second generation ancestor for the rest of his life, he has his own ability, isn't it better than eating my food?"

After listening to the first half of the paragraph, Bo Weiping still felt that this was the truth, but after listening to the second half, his eyes widened again: "You are his brother!"

"I'm his elder brother." Bo Yizhen said flatly: "I'm ten years older than him, and I'm likely to die earlier than him in the future. Could it be that he continues to eat my children's food? After all, there is a layer of separation, people's hearts are separated by belly, who said Clear?"

"The money for repairing Zhuangzi will be deducted from his dividend. After repairing it, give it to him and let him operate it." Bo Yizhen persuaded: "Bo Nan wants to make progress, that's a good thing, why stop him?"

"Xiaoqingshan is right under your nose, even if he suffers a disadvantage, he won't be able to get anywhere. If you don't agree, he will quietly run to the north, where we are beyond our reach... It's not like he can't do it."

Bo Weiping knew this was the truth, but still hesitated: "What if he won't live at home anymore!"

"He lived on campus when he was in college, and went out to have fun everywhere after graduation. Doesn't that mean he doesn't live at home? He said that if he doesn't live at home often, it's not that he can't come back to live. The same is true for letting him go home on Saturdays and Sundays."

Bo Weiping was silent for a while, then suddenly reached out and patted Bo Yizhen's shoulder: "It's better for you to worry, at least you didn't think about moving out at the beginning."

Bo Yizhen got up and put on a bathrobe, and said with a smile: "...that's because you are often away on business trips. If I move out, I have to take that little ancestor with me. If I bring my little ancestor, I have to bring a servant. What difference does it make if you move out or not?"

What responded to him was the towel thrown from behind, and Bo Yizhen took it backhanded like a god, and waved to his father without looking back: "Dad, come up when you have soaked enough, be careful of dizziness after soaking for a long time. "

Looking at his back, Bo Weiping murmured: "...This mother is also a bastard! Lan Jun, why are our children so irritating!"

In any case, Zhuangzi's matter was settled.

Bo Nan was just outside the door. Seeing Bo Yizhen coming out, she subconsciously looked inside: "Is Dad alright?"

"It's okay." Bo Yizhen paused: "Xiu Zhuangzi will take at least half a year, what will you do during this time?"

Bo Nan smiled and said, "I'm going out to live. I'm back on Saturday and Sunday. I just have something to deal with."

"Okay." Bo Yizhen said, "Be careful."

"Brother, don't worry."

Bo Yizhen nodded, and took two steps to find that Bo Nan was still following him: "Is there anything else?"

Bo Nan looked at him eagerly: "Brother...give me some money, I'm really poor."

"No!" Bo Yi said angrily.

Then a card was thrown into Bo Nan's arms.