A mother husky!

On the way back, the heat on Yinyue's face never came down.Her skin is fair, and it is easy to show color. At this time, she is rosy and looks even more beautiful!

Harvard walked with its face sideways all the way, just like a military parade, looking at the face of the goddess the whole time.

Yinyue pushed her angrily: "Don't look at it, turn it around!"

How could Harvard, as a dead-skinned dog, give in so easily?His face seemed to be fixed, and he couldn't turn back at all.He also defended plausibly: "I was born with a crooked neck, and I can't twist it back."

Yinyue cracked her fingers, "You are born with a crooked neck, right? I will let you get what you want today!"

Harvard was cowardly, and twisted his neck away with a snap. Who knew that because of too much force and too much movement, he only heard a card rub, and then his neck was really twisted.

Silver Moon: "..."

Where did this stupidity come from?

In the end, she had to straighten that idiot's neck, making her scream in pain.

KFC also touched his neck in fear, afraid of being twisted into a crooked neck by the big mother.

But the next second it was relieved, because it had no neck at all!The little chubby chicken with no neck is fearless!

Because the Star Beast Academy covers a large area, it is impossible to build it in the city center, so they still have a long way to go back, so they just take a walk after dinner.

It was already evening, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone down, and there was also some wind in the evening, bringing a hint of coolness.

Harvard poetry is very popular, just thinking about a lewd poem, suddenly heard Yinyue said to her in a low voice: "Someone is following us."

In terms of vigilance, Harvard is not as good as Yinyue, and has always been heartless and careless, and does not pay attention to those small details.But she believed in Yinyue 100%. Since she said someone was following her, there must be one.

Even KFC was a little nervous, and asked excitedly: "Have we met a killer? The kind of killer who swishes and flies around the trees?"

This is a story about martial arts masters that Harvard told it. This little chubby chicken especially likes to listen to what Harvard tells about everything on earth, and its memory is amazing. It remembers everything Harvard said.

As soon as KFC finished speaking, several figures emerged from the nearby bushes and rushed towards the two and the chicken together.

KFC curled his lips in disappointment, "Why didn't you fly down from the tree? You are not handsome at all! And there are small thorns stuck to your body, don't you want to prick them?"

Ambusher: "..."

One of them stood up and said to them: "Why are you arguing? Be obedient and hand over the money quickly, otherwise you two girls will be raped first and then killed, and the chicken will be stewed!"

It turned out to be a robbery?This group of people is too courageous.After all, this is the road that the school must pass through, and there are usually many people walking, and occasionally the security team comes to patrol.Moreover, most of the students of the Star Beast Academy are good players. This group of people robs here, can the business be good?

Harvard interjected: "Actually, I think the recipe of beggar's chicken is the best."

Yinyue: "I still prefer shredded chicken."

KFC: "Obviously the salt-baked chicken is the best, but as a chicken, I have more say!"

Harvard: "You are a chicken but not a chicken, where do you have the right to speak?"

KFC objected: "Who said I haven't eaten it? I just ate three chickens for dinner, and the salt-baked chicken is the best!"

Thinking about it, Fat Chicken seems to have eaten chicken for dinner, just like Zhu Gangqiang eats pork, and KFC has no psychological pressure to eat chicken.But on the question of which chicken is the best, she has to have a good debate with this fat chicken.

Just when she had finished organizing her vocabulary and was about to speak again, the gang of robbers finally couldn't take it anymore, and the leader shouted, "Be serious! Robbery!"

KFC: "Hey, are they robbing? Didn't they come to kill us?"

Harvard: "I don't know, maybe it was a robbery."

KFC: "It's not fun at all."

It faced the gang of robbers and asked angrily, "Why didn't you come to kill me? Did you look down on me? The dick is angry!"

Robbers: "..."

Fuck, where the hell is this weirdness?

It’s all right if a chicken can talk, but how can the chicken be more delicious while discussing it enthusiastically?The most exaggerated thing is that they just wanted to rob, but this chicken actually forced them to kill it?Is it really impatient to live?

KFC waved its small wings and threatened: "Hurry up and come over here, the one who is swishing with a big knife! Do you have any professionalism of a robber?"

Robbers: "..."

KFC: "Ah, by the way, you haven't said the classic lines yet! I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by from now on and save money to buy roads."

The robbers who were gradually being driven mad: "..."

Seeing that this group of people didn't respond, and they all looked silly, Kentucky curled his lips in boredom, and coquettishly said to Harvard: "Little mother, they are not funny at all, they are not like the kind in the story you told robber."

Harvard explained: "They may have just become robbers for a short time, and they are not very skilled in business."

"But they look really stupid. I don't think they are suitable to be robbers."

Yinyue educated it: "Generally, people who are robbers are relatively stupid, and Xiaoji can't learn from them."

KFC nodded obediently, "Yeah, chickens can't learn, after all, I'm a smart chicken, chicken god!"

The unbearable robbers finally broke out, "Brothers, fuck me!"

There are about a dozen robbers in this group, and each of them is quite vicious, but their combat effectiveness...

KFC stood in the front with one chicken first, one wing and one, and easily and casually picked up this group of people.After a while, they all lay on the ground in a mess and howled, looking at KFC as if they were looking at a devil.

KFC's little wings were behind its back, and walked over like a teaching director, shaking its head and sighing at them with a look of resentment: "You are too weak, how can you be a robber at this level? And the lines are all If you can’t recite it, you will be laughed at if you go out to rob like this.”

Robbers: "..."

Damn you can beat me, but you can't laugh at me!

KFC continued to say earnestly: "Come on, you all recite after me: I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree..."

The robbers kept their mouths shut in humiliation, and beat them to death!

KFC stepped on it, and the robber who was stepped on by it almost got out of the way, with a painful expression on his face.

KFC waved its little wings and was very strict, "Hurry up and read it, whoever learns it first will be the first one out of school!"

Forced by KFC's powerful strength, the poor little robbers had no choice but to say, "I drive this mountain..."

Ken, Dean of Teaching, Chicken is still dissatisfied: "The voice is too low, and you don't have any momentum! Remember that you are robbers, and you have to shout with momentum! Who will give you money like this?"

Bandit leader: "We are not bandits anymore, we will be good in the future, please let us go."

KFC: "No, how can you not be robbers? Now that the industry is in a downturn and talents are dying, how can you not stick to your heart? Come on, continue to read after me, and be more aggressive!"

In the end, more than a dozen robbers had been tortured to the point of insanity, begging KFC to let them go, and swore that if they dared to rob again next time, they would have no penis!

KFC: "...how do you talk? You can have nothing, but you can't have a penis, understand?"

Only then did the robbers realize that what was standing in front of them was a chicken!

So all kinds of poisonous oaths such as lightning strikes, souls flying away, and never being reborn have all been made, and they only hope that the chicken uncle can let them live.

KFC shook his head helplessly, and came to a conclusion: "You are really the worst class I have ever led."

As he spoke, he waved his little wings and let them roll as far as they could.

A group of robbers ran away in a swarm, and KFC still reminded them loudly: "Remember to memorize the lines!"

After the people left, a certain chubby chick seemed to be addicted to his appearance as the dean. He put his hands behind his back all the way, like a little old man, sauntering back to school with the two mothers.However, because its body is too fat, the backs of its two hands cannot be closed at all, which makes its posture a bit awkward.The little short legs were flapping, and they walked teasingly, just like the little Lu Ban in the glory of the king.

After returning to school, each went back to his dormitory, which was on the same floor anyway, and KFC was the same as everyone else.

But she prefers her Harvard roommates and knows them better.So I went back with Harvard first, and after seeing Niu Daqun and the others, I began to tell about my glorious deeds of defeating the robbers today.

Several roommates liked it very much, especially Su Daji, who liked to tease this fat chick. After hearing what it said, he asked worriedly: "Xiaoji, are you not injured?"

"No." KFC shook his head: "Their professional skills are not yet proficient, so they can't hurt me."

"Operational capacity?"

"Well, the little mother said it." KFC said proudly: "I even taught them to recite the formula."

"What formula do you recite?"

"The formula for being a robber." KFC shook his head and began to recite: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. I want to pass by from here, and save money to buy roads!"

Su Daji: "...you remember really clearly."

"Yes. I believe that under my teaching, those robbers will definitely work hard and become super robbers in the future. Then they will recall the past, saying that there was a chicken that taught them the principles of being a robber." KFC The face pretended to be modest, and the desperation in his eyes could hardly be hidden.

Su Daji: "...Well, you are really amazing."

Sure enough, it is a child taught by a certain husky, which is too weird!