Beichen is like a song

When Xie Chen opened his eyes, he felt sore all over his body, and his headache was so severe that he could only turn over and continue to sleep soundly.

However, he was so frightened that he almost threw the shit out of the bed.In front of the railing of the bed, there were two weird guys staring at him with smiles, one was wearing a black robe, the other was covered in snow white, with conspicuous scarlet lips.

"Fuck! Damn it!" Xie Chen polished his eyes, cursed a few times in a row, looked around the walls of the dormitory in a daze, and returned to reality in a daze: "Who are you! What are you doing beside my bed, I'm so scared to death! "

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Xie Chen swallowed his saliva, and began to shout Mo Ruge's name, his eyes fixed on the two people in front of him. He was curious, how tall were these two people for him to see? Dress, don't be two meters tall.

Black impermanence: "Under impermanence."

Bai Wuchang: "I am impermanent."

Black and white Wuchang stayed together for a long time, and they turned out to be like twins. Every move, every frown and smile seemed to be printed from a mold, but Hei Wuchang was active and active, while Bai Wuchang was demure and indifferent.

As the most dedicated employee in the underworld, Black and White Wuchang quickly found Xie Chen lying on the bed like a dead body under the guidance of Po Meng.

But Xie Chen was in good health, breathing normally, and he was stunned for a long time, thinking that maybe Po Meng didn't want them to take his soul away, so he stayed by his bed from night to early morning.

"Impermanence... Fuck, I'm dead?" Xie Chen touched his heart, it was still beating vigorously, and then measured his breathing, it was normal!

He frowned suspiciously, "You...you are not cheating or something, are you cheating into the school? How did you get in, where did my roommates go, and what did you do to them..."

Xie Chen lifted the quilt and glanced at himself, his clothes were messy, but there was nothing missing. "You didn't treat me...you didn't do anything to me...I like women, you two have strange and unorthodox looks, it's not suitable for me..."

Heiwuchang laughed out loud, this child is really cute.He leaned on the railing and observed his facial expression carefully. Although he was teasing, there was a clear expression of distrust and fear on his face. Hei Wuchang smiled: "But I like men, what should I do?"

"Hey." Bai Wuchang slapped Hei Wuchang's shoulder with a palm, "Damn gay, no matter where you go, you never forget to tease others."

Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes, this male ghost is wearing a black suit and looks serious and reliable, how can this restless soul never change!

"You're gay, I can't be bisexual, haven't you seen a prodigal son in love?"

Hei Wuchang retorted that in the underworld, he was the only one who dared to say that he was a leaf among thousands of flowers, and that no wandering ghost passing by could escape his clutches as long as they were pretty and good-looking, "Dude, The two of us are not of the same school, you are abstinent but I am not, we are all men, who has no thoughts of lust, don't hold back."

Xie Chen listened, and silently wrapped himself tightly in the quilt. Is this the image of black and white impermanence?

Even if you beat him to death, you won't believe it. These two must be from a fraudulent group. Oh my god, have all the criminals infiltrated the campus of South China University!

He swallowed his saliva, but he still hadn't stopped drinking: "Brother, I have a backer, if I want to cheat, go out and turn right to the first dormitory, I don't want money, I don't want sex!"

At this time, the door of the 310 dormitory was kicked open. Mo Ruge walked over holding a big watermelon, looked up at this funny scene, Black and White Wuchang was standing on a chair, standing on tiptoe facing Xie Chen, with With a serious expression, he responded, and almost spit out the watermelon he bit into, and finally swallowed it, he couldn't help laughing wildly.

Mo Ruge: "You guys can't do impermanence this year, it's too funny, it's not serious at all!"

Life and death is a serious matter, black and white impermanence is the representative and incarnation of life and death, Mo Ruge thought to himself, this year's underworld is not very good, Meng Po is an unscrupulous Meng Po, Pluto is a model of strict wife management, black and white Impermanence is too funny... Where is this and where is it, why is it different from what is recorded in the classics!

"Ah? Really impermanent?!" Xie Chen turned over and jumped off the bed. If it wasn't for Mo Ruge's quick eyesight and hands to catch him, the dog who was jumping over the wall would have been crippled. Grabbing his shoulder firmly, "Little ancestor save me! I don't want to die, I'm still young! The forest is so big and I haven't hung myself on a tree yet, I don't want to die!"

Hei Wuchang thought it was funny, so he jumped off the chair and scratched his head: "The forest is so big, you still have to hang yourself on a tree, the brain circuit is really weird."

Xie Chen was puzzled again: "I'm not dead yet, am I? Why did I see these two when I opened my eyes..."

"Do you feel any pain? Are you sober?" While caring about him, Mo Ruge wanted to drag him off his back. Don't let that stingy Xing Beichen see it, otherwise he won't even think about it tonight. bed.

As a result, Xie Chen pulled tighter and tighter, and suddenly whimpered and wailed: "Hey, my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys! My elbow! My ankle is also crooked! Did I get ripped apart by five horses!"

Black and white impermanence: "..." Don't meet Pengci.

The two ghosts took a step back at the same time, and quickly drew a line between them.

"Aren't you awesome? What did you do last night to provoke Impermanence? You don't have any points?"

Mo Ruge got angry and knocked Xie Chen to the ground. While eating melons, he smiled like an old mother and said: "Our little kid has grown up and become lawless. He has attracted more than one impermanence, and he can make people like black impermanence grow up. The prodigal son in love thinks you are cute, thank you, you can really do it."

Hearing the little ancestor's remarks, Xie Chen's heart trembled. Didn't he just get drunk yesterday? Could it be that he had sex after drinking... Is it because of these unusual ghosts? !

"Fuck! Damn, don't scare me, I'm not so good as to trick black and white into bed!"

Heiwuchang: "It's easy to lie to me, but it's hard to lie to Xiaobai."

Bai Wuchang: "Shut up." He pulled back his collar and slammed him into the wall.

Speaking of Zishi last night.

A group of four went to the folk song bar to drink together. Mo Ruge and Meng Po had a quarrel over the matter of Meng Po soup. They almost demolished the bar. They were about to ask someone to comment, but when they turned around, they saw Ah Mingzao. He left his seat, and there were wine bottles scattered all over the table.

Xing Beichen pointed to the path outside, his face was blushing, and he was about to knock on the wooden table in a blink of an eye. In almost a second, Ruge pulled away from the melee of the quarrel and held his chin, " Are you a pig, if you can’t drink it, you’ll hate yourself.”

Mo Ruge adjusted his sitting posture on his own, while Granny Meng panicked, "What time is it, do you care whether he is sitting comfortably?! Get up and find Ah Ming, in case he does something to make him feel uncomfortable. Things that humans can't understand... just leave him alone!"

The little cat demon still insisted on bringing Xing Beichen by his side. He took Xing Beichen by his side and cast a spell on him to walk alone. As long as he stayed by his side obediently and safely, Mo Ruge would feel at ease.

After all, every corner of this street reminded him of the scene when they first met. Bei Chen was taken away by bad guys while drunk.

There were not many people on the street, Ah Ming was walking drunkenly, and saw someone lying in the middle of the street, motionless.

He shook his head vigorously, using his only sobriety to support himself and walked to the person.The drunk man in the middle of the street is Xie Chen.

When Ah Ming was found, he was casting a spell, a spell to forcibly extract the soul from the human body.

There are many wandering souls who are unwilling to leave their bodies after death. They firmly believe that they are still alive, and they are so stubborn that they are begging for nothing.

Ah Ming sat cross-legged next to Xie Chen, thinking brokenly: "The preliminary identification is that alcoholism is dead, you are already dead, come back to the underworld with me, you..."

Then Xie Chen, who was as drunk as a corpse, sat up unexpectedly, hugged Ah Ming's thigh, and climbed up to kiss his mouth.

Xie Chen felt as if he had bitten into a marshmallow, it was soft and sweet, and he couldn't help but want to take a few more bites.

The two drunken men remained motionless in the street in the same posture, like sculptures.

"Ah——" Granny Meng's eyes were still sharp, she glanced twice and saw this shameless human being, she flew over and kicked him away, hugged Ah Ming distressedly, and kept wiping his lips, "How dare you?" Molesting the lord of the underworld?! Damn, you dare to touch my old lady’s man?! Damn, you’re tired of trying to break my man!”

Ling Kong clenched his fists, and Xie Chen got up from the ground. Ling Kong was lifted up, his neck was strangled tightly, and it was difficult to breathe.

The little cat demon walking slowly realized something was wrong, and his heart beat extremely fast. This was a signal that Xie's family was in danger. The next second, the image of Xie Chen being strangled by Granny Meng flashed across his mind.

If it wasn't for Mo Ruge's quick discovery, Xie Chen might become the first person whose neck was broken by Meng Po.

Granny Meng screamed in displeasure and stomped her feet vigorously: "My mother wants to arrest him and return him to the underworld for interrogation! Take him to the [-]th floor of purgatory! The bastard dares to molested me!"

Then he hugged Ah Ming and disappeared into Mo Ruge's sight.This is how the temporary mission of black and white impermanence was ordered to intimidate Xie Chen. After hearing this, Xie Chen's face turned pale. He...had he actually done such an earth-shattering thing!

"I kissed King Yama?" He remembered that in the illustrations he saw when he was a child, King Yama was so ugly that he wanted to retch for a while, "I kissed King Yama, why did Granny Meng kill me... what the fuck? , The relationship between your underworld is so chaotic! Fuck, it really refreshed my world view..."

Black and White Wuchang said in unison: "Young man, you have so much courage."

"You are the one who has molested Pluto before, and you can still make Elder Sister Meng so angry that she wants to eat you alive. You are afraid of black and white impermanence."

Mo Ruge smiled, and silently gave Xie Chen a thumbs up. It seems that Po Meng will not appear by his side again for a while, Brother Ah Ming must drink Po Meng soup every day.

Someone reading a book in the dormitory next door suddenly thought of this, and couldn't help but smile contentedly. He really needs to give Xie Chen a bigger chicken leg.