Has the Chaos Walker set collapsed today?
Chapter 73
Snacks are eaten a little too much.
The noise of oden cooking outside could not hide from the chaos in the meeting room. Although the soundproofing of the meeting room was well done, it could not be hidden from the detective's naturally sharper nose for discovering delicious food.
He slumped on the chair, touched his chubby belly, hiccupped a little, and looked at the ceiling with empty eyes.
Sleeping in a bad position, Dazai, half body lying on the table, woke up faintly, stroking his empty belly.It is now close to six in the afternoon, and the inventory in my stomach has long been declared exhausted.
For a moonlight clan who doesn’t know where his salary is spent all the year round, the afternoon tea at Buteisha is a very important ‘dinner’ for Dazai. He stood up and walked towards the door, crept open a gap, and the rich aroma of Oden Into the tip of the nose, the fragrance was so strong that Dazai could hardly hold it back.
His eyes were shining, and he was about to walk out, trying to be the first food taster, but someone grabbed the corner of his clothes from behind.
Turning around and looking, it was a random step.Dazai's expression paused for a while, and he said suspiciously: "Mr. Ranpo, your complexion is not very good, are you feeling unwell?"
Ranbu's face was a little blue, and he stood up with difficulty, revealing his round belly under his clothes.
He was wearing that kind of slim-fitting clothes, his originally flat stomach was bulging, and the buttons under the shirt were struggling to hold together. With the rhythm of his belly bouncing, the buttons were on the verge of collapsing at any time.
"Dazai..." Luanbu said in a breathless manner, "The famous detective can only rely on you now."
"What do you rely on...Understood, I will eat Mr. Ranpo's portion together!" Dazai suddenly realized, and gave a thumbs up to show that he was obliged.
Ranbu pretended not to hear what he said, and looked at him calmly. "I can't miss the oden cooked by Ah Quan, you understand it."
Dazai didn't really want to understand, he turned his head and was about to run out, but Luanbu hugged his waist tightly.It is also a huge challenge for Dazai to drag the weight of an adult.He quickly called the president: "President, come and take care of Mr. Ranpo!"
Xiao Wu was massaging the president's face with his paw pads. Hearing the name 'Ranbu', the president managed to get a little distracted, and reflexively said, "Well, let's do it."
Dazai: "Seriously? Please meow if you're conscious!"
But the president didn't meow, but said in a light and light tone as if talking in a dream: "Don't look at Luanbu like this, he has no evil intentions."
Dazai realized that the president had lost his mind at this time, so he could only ask for forgiveness: "What do you want me to do?"
"Tofu...there's some more." Ranbu opened his eyes, "The hard tofu that digests quickly..."
Of course there is firm tofu. Dazai would develop various kinds of tofu when he has nothing to do during this time, and he has not stopped until now.There is still a lot of inventory in his dormitory that cannot be sent out.
Seeing that Ranpo is so serious that he even activates his "supernatural power" in order not to miss oden, Dazai is also very embarrassed. "Then I ask someone else to get it for you?"
"No, this matter is not suitable for too many people to know. About the famous detective who is at a critical juncture of survival..."
"Then you shouldn't eat so many snacks before!" Obviously you caused the trouble yourself!
Luanbu still refused to let go: "It's still a while before the Kanto cooking is done, you rush back to the dormitory while Ah Quan is not paying attention, and bring back the hard tofu."
He said something that Dazai couldn't refuse: "Don't forget who gave you the time to do a side job recently! It was a detective who sacrificed his precious free time to take on your workload. Even Kunikida It's been a long time since I hit you, right?!"
When it comes to this matter, even if Dazai doesn't want to, he can only accept his fate.He responded with a sad face, and under the cautious and invisible stare, he left the meeting room reluctantly with drooping shoulders.
Before leaving, he lay on the door of the tea room and greedily inhaled the aroma. After walking out of the door, he didn't leave immediately. Instead, he tilted his head and thought for a while, took out his phone and pressed a shortcut key.The person over there answered the call quickly, and after briefly explaining a few words, he leaned his back against the wall of the corridor, humming love songs and watching the video on his mobile phone.
With the courier brother here, it is impossible to run errands.
In the tea room, Izumi Hoshino knew nothing about the py transaction between Ranpo and Dazai.He has always been very serious about his work, especially his job which is related to the master's skills. Not only did he buy back all the materials as quickly as possible, even the soup for Kanto cooking is freshly boiled.
In order to make the soup boil faster, he also deliberately replaced the fire with spiritual power. Jiro Tachi took everything into his eyes and proudly bragged to other colleagues: "How is it? My master is very powerful. He is a man who can do everything What an excellent man who wants to pursue perfection!"
Tanizaki was a little stunned, he even used the magic glasses and murmured, "You must have pursued too much."
The famous detective waited like years for Dazai to come back in the conference room, and he was not idle during this period of time. He also drove Xiao Wu away and occupied its original position—the position where the president's belly was slapped.
The president's big palm draws circles on Ranpo's belly with moderate strength, the generous and warm palm exudes the power to make Ranpo feel at ease, if there is not Hoshino Izumi's oden outside reminding him, he can feel comfortable Just fell asleep.
The beautiful Furry was replaced, so it was impossible for the president not to notice, so he had no choice but to stroke Xiao Wu's head with his other hand to appease the dissatisfied little tiger. "Ranbu, are you fat?"
Luanbu yawned big, lowered his eyelids and said sullenly, "I'll be fine after the snacks are digested."
"When was the last time you weighed yourself?"
Luanbu stopped talking.He groaned and crawled out of the president's hand, but before he managed to slip out, he was grabbed by the collar and forcefully led out of the meeting room, and walked towards Xie Ye's infirmary.Ranbu was held in the president's hands as cutely as a kitten, and neither of his feet touched the ground.
Pupil Earthquake!
The infirmary has everything you need. When Xie Ye saw them coming in with strange postures, he glanced at them and pointed to the corner: "The scale is in the old place."
The president found the weighing scale from under the long cabinet in the corner, and firmly pressed Luanbu to prevent him from escaping. Realizing that Luanbu was doomed, he sat down on the scale with puffed cheeks.
Whether you are sitting or standing, the measured value is the same.He and Xie Ye came over, stood side by side with the president with a dark complexion, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said calmly, "We are eight catties heavier than the physical examination two weeks ago."
This is an astonishing increase, no wonder the president is angry.As a patriarch, the president attaches great importance to Ranpo's health. He not only asks Yosano to give him regular physical examinations to check his fat percentage, but also checks his mouth to see if there are any cavities.
Who makes Luanbu's self-control rate on the thick dim sum is about zero.
The president was silent for a long time. During this time, Luanbu, who was trying not to care about it, became anxious.Finally, the president announced the result.
"Oden is not enough for you. Snacks are halved, and your walking count cannot be less than ten kilometers starting tomorrow."
The president's mind is tormented.He was careless, because of the relationship between Ranpo and Izumi Hoshino, he couldn't openly eat snacks in the dormitory, so he turned a blind eye to the fact that he held a free snack meeting in the detective agency.
Now, the cruel reality is in front of him, which makes him have the urge to go back and look through the books... The snacks must have exceeded the budget!There is also Hoshino Izumi's side... He also thought too well, as a dessert pie, Hoshino Izumi would also make all kinds of desserts in the dormitory.
Combining the two phases, how could Luanbu's weight not increase!Although it may not look obvious from the outside, when he was rubbing his belly just now, there was more soft meat on his belly than before, and it was gathered into a small ball when he pinched it.
The president is very angry.He felt that Luanbu was cheating at both ends.Tricked Hoshino Izumi to make him desserts, and tricked him into relaxing the snack control.
Ranpo: "..." He was struggling for the last time, "Running is fine, but oden and snacks can't be compromised!"
"You don't have the right to bargain. I'll let Mr. Quan supervise you, don't let him carry you away." The president easily smashed Ranpo's original plan.He decided to hold a family meeting with Mr. Quan later on this matter.
Doting on a lover is not the way to do it. If you are in love with someone like this, you should learn what it means to feed in moderation!
He took out his phone from his pocket and downloaded a health app.The variety of convenient software on modern mobile phones is dazzling, and the president of this APP is also accidentally heard from somewhere.
Today's young people are slack about sports, so this kind of software has begun to have a market.After doing all this, put the mobile phone back into the pocket of Luanbu. "Ten kilometers, whether you walk or run, I will check it every day."
Luanbu opened his mouth, and the brat radar he had cultivated over the years let him know that begging for mercy was useless at this time.He didn't complain, but chose to gently tug on the president's sleeve.
The president put his head aside, turned around, and expressed his determination.He walked around in front of him persistently, continued to tug on his sleeves, raised his chin, teardrops rolled in his big cat eyes, tears hung in his eye sockets, his mouth was closed into a triangle, and he sucked his nose vigorously .
President: "..."
Seeing that his attitude softened, Luanbu said aiming at the right moment, "I exercise every day. Ah Quan is such a pest! You know, young people of this age don't know how to be restrained in that respect!"
It's fine if he doesn't say anything, but as soon as the words came out, the president's body froze.With a wow, Xie Ye silently backed away from the infirmary, and closed the door intimately, blocking the president's roar behind the door.
She shook her head, sympathizing with the president for the nth time.
It's hard work being the guardian of an outspoken famous detective.
However, this incident obviously didn't end so quickly. Five minutes later, Izumi Hoshino was grabbed by the back tie by the furious president and entered the infirmary.
Izumi Hoshino was still holding a spoon in his hand, he was in a daze the whole time: "...???"
The noise of oden cooking outside could not hide from the chaos in the meeting room. Although the soundproofing of the meeting room was well done, it could not be hidden from the detective's naturally sharper nose for discovering delicious food.
He slumped on the chair, touched his chubby belly, hiccupped a little, and looked at the ceiling with empty eyes.
Sleeping in a bad position, Dazai, half body lying on the table, woke up faintly, stroking his empty belly.It is now close to six in the afternoon, and the inventory in my stomach has long been declared exhausted.
For a moonlight clan who doesn’t know where his salary is spent all the year round, the afternoon tea at Buteisha is a very important ‘dinner’ for Dazai. He stood up and walked towards the door, crept open a gap, and the rich aroma of Oden Into the tip of the nose, the fragrance was so strong that Dazai could hardly hold it back.
His eyes were shining, and he was about to walk out, trying to be the first food taster, but someone grabbed the corner of his clothes from behind.
Turning around and looking, it was a random step.Dazai's expression paused for a while, and he said suspiciously: "Mr. Ranpo, your complexion is not very good, are you feeling unwell?"
Ranbu's face was a little blue, and he stood up with difficulty, revealing his round belly under his clothes.
He was wearing that kind of slim-fitting clothes, his originally flat stomach was bulging, and the buttons under the shirt were struggling to hold together. With the rhythm of his belly bouncing, the buttons were on the verge of collapsing at any time.
"Dazai..." Luanbu said in a breathless manner, "The famous detective can only rely on you now."
"What do you rely on...Understood, I will eat Mr. Ranpo's portion together!" Dazai suddenly realized, and gave a thumbs up to show that he was obliged.
Ranbu pretended not to hear what he said, and looked at him calmly. "I can't miss the oden cooked by Ah Quan, you understand it."
Dazai didn't really want to understand, he turned his head and was about to run out, but Luanbu hugged his waist tightly.It is also a huge challenge for Dazai to drag the weight of an adult.He quickly called the president: "President, come and take care of Mr. Ranpo!"
Xiao Wu was massaging the president's face with his paw pads. Hearing the name 'Ranbu', the president managed to get a little distracted, and reflexively said, "Well, let's do it."
Dazai: "Seriously? Please meow if you're conscious!"
But the president didn't meow, but said in a light and light tone as if talking in a dream: "Don't look at Luanbu like this, he has no evil intentions."
Dazai realized that the president had lost his mind at this time, so he could only ask for forgiveness: "What do you want me to do?"
"Tofu...there's some more." Ranbu opened his eyes, "The hard tofu that digests quickly..."
Of course there is firm tofu. Dazai would develop various kinds of tofu when he has nothing to do during this time, and he has not stopped until now.There is still a lot of inventory in his dormitory that cannot be sent out.
Seeing that Ranpo is so serious that he even activates his "supernatural power" in order not to miss oden, Dazai is also very embarrassed. "Then I ask someone else to get it for you?"
"No, this matter is not suitable for too many people to know. About the famous detective who is at a critical juncture of survival..."
"Then you shouldn't eat so many snacks before!" Obviously you caused the trouble yourself!
Luanbu still refused to let go: "It's still a while before the Kanto cooking is done, you rush back to the dormitory while Ah Quan is not paying attention, and bring back the hard tofu."
He said something that Dazai couldn't refuse: "Don't forget who gave you the time to do a side job recently! It was a detective who sacrificed his precious free time to take on your workload. Even Kunikida It's been a long time since I hit you, right?!"
When it comes to this matter, even if Dazai doesn't want to, he can only accept his fate.He responded with a sad face, and under the cautious and invisible stare, he left the meeting room reluctantly with drooping shoulders.
Before leaving, he lay on the door of the tea room and greedily inhaled the aroma. After walking out of the door, he didn't leave immediately. Instead, he tilted his head and thought for a while, took out his phone and pressed a shortcut key.The person over there answered the call quickly, and after briefly explaining a few words, he leaned his back against the wall of the corridor, humming love songs and watching the video on his mobile phone.
With the courier brother here, it is impossible to run errands.
In the tea room, Izumi Hoshino knew nothing about the py transaction between Ranpo and Dazai.He has always been very serious about his work, especially his job which is related to the master's skills. Not only did he buy back all the materials as quickly as possible, even the soup for Kanto cooking is freshly boiled.
In order to make the soup boil faster, he also deliberately replaced the fire with spiritual power. Jiro Tachi took everything into his eyes and proudly bragged to other colleagues: "How is it? My master is very powerful. He is a man who can do everything What an excellent man who wants to pursue perfection!"
Tanizaki was a little stunned, he even used the magic glasses and murmured, "You must have pursued too much."
The famous detective waited like years for Dazai to come back in the conference room, and he was not idle during this period of time. He also drove Xiao Wu away and occupied its original position—the position where the president's belly was slapped.
The president's big palm draws circles on Ranpo's belly with moderate strength, the generous and warm palm exudes the power to make Ranpo feel at ease, if there is not Hoshino Izumi's oden outside reminding him, he can feel comfortable Just fell asleep.
The beautiful Furry was replaced, so it was impossible for the president not to notice, so he had no choice but to stroke Xiao Wu's head with his other hand to appease the dissatisfied little tiger. "Ranbu, are you fat?"
Luanbu yawned big, lowered his eyelids and said sullenly, "I'll be fine after the snacks are digested."
"When was the last time you weighed yourself?"
Luanbu stopped talking.He groaned and crawled out of the president's hand, but before he managed to slip out, he was grabbed by the collar and forcefully led out of the meeting room, and walked towards Xie Ye's infirmary.Ranbu was held in the president's hands as cutely as a kitten, and neither of his feet touched the ground.
Pupil Earthquake!
The infirmary has everything you need. When Xie Ye saw them coming in with strange postures, he glanced at them and pointed to the corner: "The scale is in the old place."
The president found the weighing scale from under the long cabinet in the corner, and firmly pressed Luanbu to prevent him from escaping. Realizing that Luanbu was doomed, he sat down on the scale with puffed cheeks.
Whether you are sitting or standing, the measured value is the same.He and Xie Ye came over, stood side by side with the president with a dark complexion, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said calmly, "We are eight catties heavier than the physical examination two weeks ago."
This is an astonishing increase, no wonder the president is angry.As a patriarch, the president attaches great importance to Ranpo's health. He not only asks Yosano to give him regular physical examinations to check his fat percentage, but also checks his mouth to see if there are any cavities.
Who makes Luanbu's self-control rate on the thick dim sum is about zero.
The president was silent for a long time. During this time, Luanbu, who was trying not to care about it, became anxious.Finally, the president announced the result.
"Oden is not enough for you. Snacks are halved, and your walking count cannot be less than ten kilometers starting tomorrow."
The president's mind is tormented.He was careless, because of the relationship between Ranpo and Izumi Hoshino, he couldn't openly eat snacks in the dormitory, so he turned a blind eye to the fact that he held a free snack meeting in the detective agency.
Now, the cruel reality is in front of him, which makes him have the urge to go back and look through the books... The snacks must have exceeded the budget!There is also Hoshino Izumi's side... He also thought too well, as a dessert pie, Hoshino Izumi would also make all kinds of desserts in the dormitory.
Combining the two phases, how could Luanbu's weight not increase!Although it may not look obvious from the outside, when he was rubbing his belly just now, there was more soft meat on his belly than before, and it was gathered into a small ball when he pinched it.
The president is very angry.He felt that Luanbu was cheating at both ends.Tricked Hoshino Izumi to make him desserts, and tricked him into relaxing the snack control.
Ranpo: "..." He was struggling for the last time, "Running is fine, but oden and snacks can't be compromised!"
"You don't have the right to bargain. I'll let Mr. Quan supervise you, don't let him carry you away." The president easily smashed Ranpo's original plan.He decided to hold a family meeting with Mr. Quan later on this matter.
Doting on a lover is not the way to do it. If you are in love with someone like this, you should learn what it means to feed in moderation!
He took out his phone from his pocket and downloaded a health app.The variety of convenient software on modern mobile phones is dazzling, and the president of this APP is also accidentally heard from somewhere.
Today's young people are slack about sports, so this kind of software has begun to have a market.After doing all this, put the mobile phone back into the pocket of Luanbu. "Ten kilometers, whether you walk or run, I will check it every day."
Luanbu opened his mouth, and the brat radar he had cultivated over the years let him know that begging for mercy was useless at this time.He didn't complain, but chose to gently tug on the president's sleeve.
The president put his head aside, turned around, and expressed his determination.He walked around in front of him persistently, continued to tug on his sleeves, raised his chin, teardrops rolled in his big cat eyes, tears hung in his eye sockets, his mouth was closed into a triangle, and he sucked his nose vigorously .
President: "..."
Seeing that his attitude softened, Luanbu said aiming at the right moment, "I exercise every day. Ah Quan is such a pest! You know, young people of this age don't know how to be restrained in that respect!"
It's fine if he doesn't say anything, but as soon as the words came out, the president's body froze.With a wow, Xie Ye silently backed away from the infirmary, and closed the door intimately, blocking the president's roar behind the door.
She shook her head, sympathizing with the president for the nth time.
It's hard work being the guardian of an outspoken famous detective.
However, this incident obviously didn't end so quickly. Five minutes later, Izumi Hoshino was grabbed by the back tie by the furious president and entered the infirmary.
Izumi Hoshino was still holding a spoon in his hand, he was in a daze the whole time: "...???"
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