Has the Chaos Walker set collapsed today?

Ranpo was angry for longer than Izumi Hoshino imagined, just after he thought he was enduring the cold in the yard for a night, the other party would calm down.

It really gave him an illusion later on, for example, in the morning, Luanbu smiled at him with a bag of ingredients to please him, and let him go in with a calm face, but after he finished breakfast, he threw the sorted garbage to the garbage station and came back After that, the door couldn't be knocked open.

He tried to open the door with the key, but the lock was blocked by rubber.

Izumi Hoshino was speechless for a moment, and when he was scurrying around like ants on a hot pot at the door, Dazai yawned and went downstairs listlessly. When he saw him, he rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Ranpo is already in the club." , When I woke up halfway from bed, I saw him get in the car with Dr. Xie Ye."

Hoshino Izumi: "..." He lowered his head, clutching his rumbling belly, and said sadly, "I haven't even eaten breakfast yet."

"Is that so?" Dazai was a little surprised, he didn't expect Ranpo to be so cruel. "It's okay not to eat breakfast, it's very hurtful."

"That's right, and Mr. Ranbu didn't wash the dishes after he finished eating, and they piled up to attract bugs." After Ranbu tried to wash the dishes clumsily and broke a few, Izumi Hoshino ordered him not to do it.

Dazai tilted his head, a little confused about Izumi Hoshino's point.She pays more attention to the unwashed dishes than to being hungry. This woman's strength is too high.

"Well, I didn't eat, let's go after eating together. By the way~" He dug out two empty pockets and said with a smile, "Your treat~"

It doesn't matter what the treat is, anyway, it's not far from the detective agency, Dazai led him to find a breakfast restaurant, Hoshino Izumi Road couldn't help asking: "Mr. Dazai is late again today, if this continues, all wages will be deducted Yes."

Is it really okay to be so careless when you are so poor?

Dazai thought it was okay, put up an index finger to his lips, and said: "It's okay~ Money is something outside of me, besides~ I don't have it, it doesn't mean that other people don't~"

"...Mr. Kunikida said before that he would not give you a dime. It is already very hard for Dun-kun to support himself. It is better not to exploit his wallet." Izumi Hoshino shook his head and sighed, "Your financial management is very bad. If this continues, sooner or later you will be reduced to begging on the streets."

Dazai blinked his eyes: "Hey, Mr. Izumi just say what you have to say, it's not your style to beat around the bush."

Izumi Hoshino paused, pouted his lips and turned his face away, "Hey, Mr. Dazai is very popular, right? I heard that when you were out on the job, there were two beauties who were jealous of you."

Dazai recalled this incident, and it was a daily routine for him, he stroked his cheek that was still a little bit painful, grinned and said: "Ah, the last person slapped me, it hurts so much Yeah. Too bad luck, I struck up a conversation because I felt that the other person looked frustrated and might be willing to die for love with me, but the first one suddenly became angry and tried to improve himself and stopped giving up on himself, so I struck up a conversation with the next one... Finally, the two of them came together to crusade and fight After talking and laughing, we left together..."

He folded his arms around his chest, and said with a troubled expression: "A woman's heart is really a needle in the sea, so hard to understand." He was the only one thrown in place and messed up in the wind, what a tragedy.

Hoshino Izumi was dubious about Dazai's words, and Ranpo told him some things about Dazai. He was a person who was different from what he showed on the outside.

There are very few people who can turn the good deeds of female friends who enlighten women into the ending of the enlightened object of attacking scumbags, and who are calm about their own embarrassing deeds.

However, he is also a person who doesn't like to be thanked. Izumi Hoshino didn't point it out, but expressed his true meaning: "You will be provided with three meals a day and clothing expenses for a year. Please teach me how to please Luanbu-kun so that you can be thanked." He calmed down. Too much gas hurts the body, and I am very worried about his body."

Dazai squeezed his chin, pretended to think for a while, and then spread his hands and asked, "Why didn't you choose to give the money directly?" Just counting your family's food expenses, it's not a small amount of money in a year.

"You won't be able to keep the money. Giving the food can at least ensure that you are alive and well. Maybe you can work harder and find someone to die for love soon, and it can save me some money."

Dazai was stunned, and moved his fists together and said, "As expected of Mr. Quan, you are so good at talking! Alright! I will not disappoint your expectations, and I will try my best to reduce your burden as soon as possible!"r />

After finishing speaking, he leaned out his front body and said with bright eyes: "Then let's convert the cost of clothes into money. I have enough clothes. If you are worried that it will be cold in winter, it's okay. I bought a warm sweater at a discount in the mall last year. I wear it on There will be no shame in it."

"...The cost of clothes is actually the cost of buying bandages." With half-closed eyes, Izumi Hoshino added.

Dazai's tone changed, and he said with approval, "Indeed, this can't be saved." This means that he doesn't have to be wronged to use a second bandage in the future, can he use a new bandage every day?What a luxury!As expected of the golden tortoise son-in-law of their armed society!It's the atmosphere!

Since he wanted to be a relationship consultant, Dazai also had his own sense of ritual. He chose a restaurant that he had always wanted to go to but was forced by financial constraints and the owner refused to pay on credit. Cheese King Crab Roe Bowl is so famous that it was featured in a column in a magazine, and their crab stick tempura is also a signature dish.”

"Sounds delicious." Izumi Hoshino agreed with a smile.There is no consciousness of being taken advantage of.

With Izumi Hoshino as his confidence, Dazai walked out of a passionate step that his relatives would not recognize.Although this store is famous, it is not a restaurant after all, there are not many people, and the decoration is in the style of the Showa era. There are no single rooms, and the narrow storefront with compact seats is not the style that young people like nowadays.

Before Izumi Hoshino finished looking at the wooden menu board hanging on the wall, he heard intertwined conversations coming from the long table next to the dining area.

"Damn it...why! Why did you get rejected? You obviously admitted that I'm very manly and have a sense of security, woo woo woo!!"

It seems... Maybe he was drunk, or broken in love?

"Why choose such a small store without private rooms! Is the so-called treat so perfunctory?!"

“Their wasabi is freshly ground, and it’s delicious when spread on rice pickles!”

This is... the young lovers are arguing?

"Who are lovers! Mr. Quan, how many times do I have to explain it before you can understand that I have no tacit understanding with this man who has no artistry at all! Even if all the men in the world are dead, it is impossible to like this kind of person Bar!"

Jono, who was wearing casual clothes, and Tiechang, who was also wearing casual clothes, appeared in this store unexpectedly.Jono, who had recognized the sound of his footsteps before Izumi Hoshino entered, turned his head and roared angrily.

Izumi Hoshino scratched his cheek: "But... I didn't say anything..." He never asked publicly whether the two were a couple.

"But you think so in your heart!" Tiaoye is obviously not a reasonable person, and he directly said something that left people speechless.

It was quite stressful to have someone present who could hear someone else's heart.Dazai has already occupied the empty long table on the other side. On his left are two hounds, and on his right is a muscular man lying on the table drinking oolong tea and crying about his broken love. Next to the muscular man is a man with his chin propped on one hand The girl who brushes the video.

Izumi Hoshino noticed the college badges on the collars of the man and the woman, so it was not surprising why Tiaoye and Tiechang appeared here.

Dazai reported the menu first, and then said to Jono: "Mr. Jono, I have a question, why is it 'all men in the world'? Could it be sexual orientation~~~"

Tiechang, who was originally only devoted to delicious food and was indifferent to their conversation, picked up his rice bowl without changing his expression, walked around the chair and sat next to Dazai.

The speed and quick response left everyone who witnessed it speechless.

Tiechang chewed the food in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Uh, um..."

Tiaoye slapped the table with his palm, his face darkened: "Shut up! It's just talking too fast, I'm not interested in men! Also, you like to take off your shirt every time you exercise your muscles, and I can't see it! That's why I didn't take advantage of it." You are cheap!"

Tiechang swallowed the food, sipped the flavored soup, and said perfunctorily, "Oh."

"Then what type of woman do you like?" A crying voice suddenly came out.

Tiaoye's forehead had blue veins, and he said in a deep voice, "It's none of your business!"

Dazai raised his hand and said with a smile: "Ah~ Is it a quiz game? I'll come first, I like beautiful women who are willing to die for love with me~ By the way, what does the beautiful lady next to you think?"

The woman who was asked looked around and saw that she was the only woman in the store who met the standard, and said teasingly: "Have you heard of the newly passed sexual/harassment bill? As long as you say you are guilty, the police will not listen to you." Testimonials, I will be invited to eat pork chop rice~ especially since I am still a high school student, how long will I stay here~"

Dazai's face froze, he lowered his head and drank the tea brought by the waiter in a weak voice. "Ah, forget it then."

"You can't do this at all!" The muscular man patted the table with both hands, his face was fierce like a big brother in the society, even the real mafia in black suits at the table in the corner was frightened by his movement and immediately paid for it. slipped away.

The boss who collected the money sighed with emotion in a low voice: "Hey, they didn't eat the overlord's meal this time."

The boss, who was in a good mood, decided not to stop the disturbing loud voices of these guests.

Dong Tangkui, who knew nothing about this, shifted his gaze to Tie Chang, and before Tie Chang could speak, he said. "Enough is enough, as long as a man like you is willing, women will flock to him in a long queue! He is the public enemy of men! Go eat your meal!"

Tiechang: "..." Although I didn't plan to answer, but... I'm really hungry, let's continue eating.

After catching the prisoners early in the morning, they were sent by the superiors to watch over the two high school students who had suddenly settled in Yokohama, and they had to change their private servers. The hungry Tiechang decided to feed himself first.

Then it was Izumi Hoshino's turn.Izumi Hoshino didn't quite understand why the atmosphere turned into a situation where he had to answer, but it was Dazai who spoke to him first. As a fellow traveler, he couldn't seem different, so he said with a smile: "Ah, I like people who are smart, petite and cute." Oh man's famous detective."

"A famous detective?" Todo Aoi said in surprise, "Although it's not the same type as I like, but a female detective sounds amazing."

"No, Ranbu-kun is a boy." Hoshino Izumi's face changed suddenly, and he corrected him seriously.If he is misunderstood as a love object, he will be very embarrassed.

Dongtang Aoi tilted her head, cut her head, and decided to ignore this gay man who didn't get along with her, so she looked at Tiao Ye with a question mark on her face: "What about you? Since you don't like men, what type do you like? "

"Wait, why are you all looking at me, do you have to answer?!" Tiaoye got up and shouted angrily, feeling deeply persecuted and being led by the nose.

Dazai picked up a piece of crab meat tempura brought up by the boss, took a bite, and said clearly: "Everyone said it, be more gregarious, is there anything you can't say? Or do you want to continue to be Mister Tiechang misunderstood?"

Tiechang stared sharply at Tiaoye, obviously very concerned about this matter.Hoshino Izumi looked at these people, remained silent, and drank his tea quietly.

Anyway, it was Mr. Jono who was persecuted, and it had nothing to do with him.Besides, Mr. Jono's frantic look is quite interesting.

The isolated and helpless Tiaoye gritted his teeth, sat back in his seat angrily, and thought seriously with his chin pinched with one hand. "Well... I haven't considered this aspect before. Let me think about it..."

Unexpectedly, Jono is more serious in this aspect, and really tried to think about what genre he likes.After a while, he said calmly: "If I really want to say it, I'm a person who is born with body fragrance, and the sweat smells like flowers. The appearance is cute, petite and exquisite, and the skin is pleasing to the eye. Broken, born beautiful. Personality also needs to be pleasing, which belongs to the lovable kind that everyone loves, with a clumsy and cute kind."

Because the description was too detailed, Jono, who was cold at the scene, seemed to be unable to feel the change in the atmosphere, and smiled very happily: "Well~ If you monopolize the little guy who can find cuteness in everyone, the emotions of the people around you will change. It will be fun~”

Zenyuan Zhenyi said with a blank face: "Ah, it's a prisoner of pleasure." She spoke from the heart of everyone's aspirations, "With your conditions, it is impossible to find it."

Izumi Hoshino nodded in agreement: "Mr. Tiaoye, he is the one who is destined to stay."

The others nodded in unison.Tiaoye pursed his lips and snorted coldly: "If you don't answer, you will be punished, and if you answer, you will be poured cold water. You are really hard to serve."

Everyone: No... It seems that you are the most difficult to serve here.