Has the Chaos Walker set collapsed today?

Inside the store, Izumi Hoshino squinted his eyes and looked at the men sitting around him. He was sandwiched between Jono and Tiechang. Dazai and the conjurer who called himself Todo Aoi sat across from each other, while his classmates were facing each other. Here, leaning against the long table and playing mobile phones in their direction.

Yes, they shared a three-way table.Dazai calmed down the unexplained angry Todo Aoi with just a few words, and then proposed to share the table. Tiechang didn't care about it, and the wishes of Izumi Hoshino and Jono were directly ignored by the companions.

Izumi Hoshino ate the eel rice bowl in front of him mouthful after mouthful, and reached a subtle agreement with Jono's mood at the moment.

Dazai and Todo Aoi, one drinking draft beer, the other drinking oolong tea, the two people who met for the first time just created the atmosphere of a meeting of drinking buddies complaining in the middle of the night.

Tiaoye held the tea in both hands, his expression a little stiff. "The relationship is really good." They all exchanged contact information and made an appointment for the next drinking time.

"This is the so-called social bullying disorder." Hoshino Izumi couldn't eat anymore, put down his chopsticks and took a sip of tea and said.I admire Dazai's social skills.

Jono: "Hey, Mr. Izumi can do what he wants, right? Mr. Tsurumaru said that you are also very good at this."

The tea in Hoshino Izumi's mouth almost spewed out, he coughed a few times before he recovered his breath and said, "Teacher? What did he teach you?" It must not be swordsmanship!Is it the talent of the pleasure criminal? !Is it really okay for you as a soldier to ask a teacher for this kind of thing? !

"Yes, Tsurumaru-sensei made me realize that talent and self-study alone are not enough for some talents, and more systematic guidance is needed." Jono said calmly, not caring at all what Izumi Hoshino swallowed. The complexion of something. "Ah, by the way, should I call you senior brother from now on?"

Izumi Hoshino was silent for a second, and said decisively, "Let's forget about this!"

Dazai and Dongtang Aoi talked very happily. After listening to his troubles, Dongtang Aoi said with emotion: "I see, did this purple-haired little brother quarrel with his lover? This can't be done, whether it's a man or a man. Women need to be coaxed, how about making an apology? Take the seat, present the other party with a favorite gift, kowtow to apologize and beg for forgiveness."

"Hahaha~ I can't tell that you are this type. You seem to be a tough guy with machismo, but you are willing to throw face down in the way you treat your lover." Dazai laughed with the corners of his mouth curled up.

"What are you talking about, based on my life experience in the past ten years, although the world is very big, it is not easy to find someone who really makes me fall in love. If you get dumped because of boring face, you will be devastated Oh, life is going to be over."

"It's really amazing, the person who can make Kui Jun like it must be very happy~ Come, come, have another cup of oolong tea~" He raised the wine glass in his hand.

After Todo Aoi and Dazai finished their heroic toast, they slammed the empty cup on the table, leaned forward from left to right, and said to Izumi Hoshino in a devilish voice, "Hey, Do you know what to do?"

Izumi Hoshino: "..."

He twitched the corners of his mouth and pushed the two faces away, and said unbearably: "What should I do? By default, I must kneel down and apologize? If you don't forgive me, you won't get up to that level? Yes. Ranbu-kun won’t work, not only won’t you be happy, but you’ll think I’m being morally kidnapped.”

Dazai could not agree with this: "The so-called love is not to rely on the other party's love, all kinds of moral kidnapping?! For example, love must tolerate all shortcomings. If you want to drink in the middle of the night and have no snacks but refuse to help buy it It means that there is no love! Also, let the other person take a bath first in order to show love! Even if all the savings are spent, you still have to smile and say it’s okay! Isn’t it all like this?!”

Hoshino Izumi and Tiaoye didn't want to talk, but Tiechang seriously agreed: "It makes sense!"

What the hell!What you guys are talking about is dog licking love science!

Izumi Hoshino thinks it's outrageous, although he doesn't care if it's Ranpo-kun... But if he really agrees with Dazai, he always feels that he will lose something important... he will be led by the nose and become a dark history He was talked about by the people present and made fun of it from time to time!

Dongtang Aoi looked drunk, smashed the table like a drunkard on the street and shouted: "Aji is right! Even if the other party has smelly feet, you have to smell it hard and say it with deep love." The smell is very fragrant, this is also an unspoken rule between lovers!"

other people:"……"

Dazai and Jono said in unison: "No, this won't work, absolutely not!"

Zenyuan Zhenyi showed a disgusted expression, pinched his nose and said: "Enough, you are the one with smelly feet. No wonder that Miss Jiro rejected you without hesitation. You can't do this at all."

As if being trampled on a sore foot, Todo Aoi held two tears, pointed at Zhenyi's nose angrily and shouted: "I don't have foot odor, I was worried that Ms. Jiro would feel inferior to such a thing, so I thought of this in advance. It’s just a possibility! And eight out of ten Japanese men have foot odor! Ms. Jiro wears shoes that are as big as men, so it’s understandable to have foot odor! You — don’t understand love at all —!”

The other men who were suddenly represented looked at the others, their faces darkened.Yaoshou, what if everyone thinks that the other party has stinky feet... No!Why did they gather at this store in the first place!This direction is completely sideways, okay?Is this conjurer poisonous!

Hoshino Izumi took a deep breath, stood up, smiled forcedly and said to the boss: "Sorry, pay here." This place can't stay any longer, so he obediently went to buy a box of desserts and knelt down to Mr. Ranbu to apologize Bar.

Just the kind of apology that doesn't get up without forgiveness.It's so difficult... Life suddenly becomes extremely difficult.

Abandoning the others, Izumi Hoshino went out first, stood at the door and twisted his sore neck. "Ah...boy high school students or something, it's really scary."

As an adult, why should he listen to a DK who failed in his confession to discuss the true meaning of love? No, he shouldn't have trusted that guy Dazai from the very beginning.

If it wasn't for Dazai, how could he have fallen into this situation!

Izumi Hoshino slumped his shoulders, and Dazai took a taxi to go to Sendai to buy Ranpo-kun's favorite Daifuku. Halfway through the ride, he suddenly remembered something and called Jiro to ask him for Taro's phone number.Jiro Tachi was very happy to receive a call from his master, so he gave it without thinking.

Izumi Hoshino dialed Taro's phone number, and before the other party could speak, he said first, "Taro, Jiro pretends to be a woman to deceive young people's feelings. As an older brother, you should take care of it."

The other side was silent for a long time before the other party's dry voice came: 【The boy... is he a minor? 】

"Yeah, I guess it's because I went to the tavern often and was taught badly, anyway, I'll leave it to you."

Izumi Hoshino hung up the phone and let out a long sigh of relief.

Although it was to vent his anger, but... the reason why he met that poisonous high school student there, Jiro is also responsible!Joint and several liability!

If he is unlucky, others should not think about it!

Hoshino Izumi thought seriously, should I buy a foot bath later, what are the medicinal materials for preventing foot odor?Although neither he nor Ranbu-jun has any, some things still need to be prevented in advance.

The Armed Detective Agency, lying on the lowered office chair to catch sleep, suddenly sneezed three times.The movement was so loud that people almost fell backwards.

He firmly grasped the edge of the table with one hand to maintain his balance, while taking the tissue that Jinghua handed over, he wiped his nose and muttered: "What's going on, this bad feeling."

On one side, Yu Xie Ye put down the newspaper, and suddenly took out a machete from under the table and smashed it on the table: "Is it because of a cold? Mr. Ranpo suffered from insomnia all night yesterday, which caused his immunity to decline. It's okay~ I will help you." Check it out from head to toe, and you'll be back to health soon~"

Luanbu looked at the polished machete, with obvious fear and dissatisfaction on his face: "Why?! Are you also fighting for Ah Quan?! The person who was hurt was obviously a detective. me!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yu Xie Ye put one hand on the table, stood up and said domineeringly, "Do you know what Mr. Quan did to me last night? He pulled my heart and talked all night, blowing away It was cold all night, and my head still hurts now. You are a couple, so the responsibility is half and half."

She wouldn't admit that she was venting her anger.

The bruises under the eyes and the blood in the eye sockets are all evidence of blood!

But Ranpo felt that he was also wronged.He didn't suffer from insomnia last night, but had a nightmare all night. He dreamed that Ah Quan was cooking him a big meal of brain tea, such as brain tea steaming, brain tea sashimi, brain tea hot pot, etc...

Everyone was terrified, okay?

Because he predicted that Ah Quan would have nightmares if he stayed in the house, he drove people away first, but he still couldn't get rid of the nightmare's erosion!

He hammered the table unwillingly: "It's all Ah Quan's fault! But you're right, he is responsible for becoming such a detective, so the detective has decided! We must correct his bad habit!"

To play a prank on him, even if you think it's not a prank!The instinct of the soul is to bully others for pleasure. For the future of the famous detective, he must get rid of this defect as soon as possible!

Ranpo made up his mind, took the paper box of tissues handed over by Kyoka, and opened the door of the president's office while sneezing.

Unlike the unreliable Aquan, the person he is looking for to confide in is not comparable to someone like Dazai!Who is more reliable than the president, who is better at advising him?No!

When he and Ah Quan fell in love on the Internet, the president was there to help him consider the content of the reply.Otherwise, with my own personality, I'll reveal my secrets in minutes.

Therefore, the president who knows the love process between him and Ah Quan best will definitely be able to give the best advice!