Has the Chaos Walker set collapsed today?

In order to celebrate the reconciliation, Hoshino Izumi specially made a big meal to reward the stomachs of the two of them. After eating, he opened the closet and said to Luanbu behind him: "Mr. Luanbu, I want to do what you like tomorrow." mango cake, can you?"

When the last syllable landed, he also quickly turned his head to look at Ranbu.I saw Luan Bu concentrate on and carefully tidy up the bowls and chopsticks, and said without raising his head: "You don't need to use me as an excuse if you like to eat, just do what you want, people who are waiting to eat are not qualified to pick and choose."

As he said that, as if he had just noticed Izumi Hoshino's movement, he turned his head and asked calmly with his eyes: "What's wrong? It's not good for the cervical spine to twist so fast."

Hoshino Izumi let out a natural expression, and turned his head back.He took out the storage box on the upper floor, dug out the ball of wool he bought a while ago, and stuck a small mirror inside where he could see the random steps without being noticed, and said, "I want to give us two things before winter. People make scarves for couples, can Ranbu-kun use black ones?"

Luanbu held the stacked bowls and plates as if holding an antique in his hands, walked slowly and cautiously to the kitchen in the entrance, and said in a calm tone, who was facing Izumi Hoshino: "Black absorbs heat, it is very suitable. But , it doesn’t match my overalls.”

"Indeed, let's use a brown one. How about a detective head with a pipe in his mouth for the pattern? The Sherlock Holmes one."

Putting the dishes into the sink, he exhaled softly as if he had finished some important work, and said casually: "Just choose what you like, I won't pick."

"Then... just ordinary stripes?"

"also."

Hoshino Izumi looked at Ranbu's reaction through the mirror, and felt that it was not much different from usual, and felt a little funny in his heart.Ranbu-kun's abnormality before should be related to their quarrel, after all, it was the first quarrel (it was not) and the cold war (the reconciliation was too fast before, and this time it was too long), so he behaved more aggressively.

Putting the mirror back, Izumi Hoshino pouted, put the storage box back in place, and said, "Then the brown scarf with purple stripes, and mine is white with a brown chicken pattern..." Don't use purple for yourself, I think the purple scarf with the brown pattern is not conspicuous enough.

The sound of ceramics falling to the ground startled Izumi Hoshino, he hurriedly jumped up and hurried over, before he could put on his slippers, he put his hands through Luanbu's armpits to lift him up. "What's the matter, are you not hurt?"

Luanbu looked down at the broken bowl on the ground, and said indifferently, "It was Ah Quan's bowl. Sure enough, I'm not very good at doing this kind of thing."

Hoshino Izumi didn't care about what fell, and put Ranbu on the tatami mat in the Japanese room. "Just leave this kind of thing alone and let me do it. If you feel bored, just watch TV."

Luanbu also tried to help before, but after so many attempts, he was only able to clean up the dishes after dinner.Thinking about it now, Izumi Hoshino felt that he should not count on him to help.

It’s probably a common problem of geniuses. Mr. Luanbu is confident and fearless in the professional field, but he is overly cautious about things like this in life. How can anyone treat things like serving dishes with the attitude of overcoming historical unsolved cases? Isn’t this more nervous The easier it is to do bad things.

It's true that Luanbu didn't do it on purpose, but he didn't want to watch TV either, but looked at Izumi Hoshino quietly.Izumi Hoshino was a little puzzled by his staring, and before he could ask, he was slapped on the left side of his cheek.

"mosquito."

As he spoke, he patted his right cheek again: "It's a fly."

Izumi Hoshino: "..."

A small vein appeared on the forehead. He was not the kind of person who would swallow his anger when he was beaten for no reason. He was about to complain angrily, and he squeezed his cheeks in with both hands, and then moved closer to his pouting lips. I kissed him.

Immediately afterwards, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he rubbed the top of his hair. "Sorry, I'll accompany you to choose a new bowl tomorrow."

Hoshino Izuhara didn't care about this little thing, after all, there were spare bowls at home, but the spare ones were ordinary bisque without cute patterns.Fascinated by Luanbu's smile, his cheeks flushed slightly, he nodded stupidly: "Ah, yes."

He was sent off to do the dishes.

Luanbu sat on the tatami mat next to the entrance, looked at Izumi Hoshino's back, held his chin with his right hand, and frowned in thought.

The beauty trick just now, at most, made Ah Quan demented enough to take a bath.It's not that the charm value has decreased, it should be that the adaptability has increased. In the first week of cohabitation, he could last until he woke up laughing in the middle of the night.

No, I have to find a way to make Ah Quan forget the idea of ​​testing his nature.

Damn, I've been too complacent recently, and I trust A Quan's filter too much.Although the filter is thick, there will be moments when the defense is broken. If the filter is really broken one day, wouldn't Master Ranpo's character set be really ruined?

A mature and prudent adult may frequently behave like dementia in love and change in temperament because of being too happy with a long-distance lover for many years, but this kind of behavior is only a short-term effect, and it will return to its original state Introverted appearance.

Therefore, now should be the master Luanpo who is in the introverted period!

but……

Luanbu glanced at the closet, feeling remorseful.Decided to find an excuse to exchange their scarves after Ah Quan finished laying the scarf.It's fine if there is no Sherlock Holmes pattern, how can there be any reason why the opponent can only succumb to the stripes when the other party surrounds the chicken pattern?

Stripes are not cute at all!

By the time Izumi Hoshino came out of the bath for the second time, Ranpo had already laid out the bedding.Only in the aspect of laying bedding, Luanbu is particularly proficient.And just as Ranpo had speculated before, Izumi Hoshino's eyes had regained clarity.

He patted the pillow to make it more fluffy, and asked him sideways as if remembering something: "Didn't I tell you to stay away from Dazai? You actually told him our private affairs and asked him help?"

Hoshino Izumi shuddered suddenly, not only his body was stiff, but his brain was too stiff to move.He walked over with one hand and one foot, knelt down obediently by the side, and said tremblingly: "I, I think he should understand..."

"If you think too much, he'll only talk on paper, and he's worse than Kunikida when he talks about it." Ranpo doesn't like Izumi Hoshino and Dazai being too close. In fact, Dazai is not very popular in the detective agency.

It can't be regarded as being hated, but I just think it will be troublesome to get involved with him.A ready-made example is Kunikida Doppo. After partnering with the other party, not only is his temper bad, his overtime hours soar, and his wallet shrinks a lot.

Izumi Hoshino felt that the description of Ranpo was a bit exaggerated, not to mention Dazai, even an ordinary person on the street could not be worse than Mr. Kunikida who could even fill three large sheets of paper with the conditions for choosing a spouse.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Luanbu resisted the urge to ridicule him as an idiot, paused for two seconds before putting on a believable attitude and said: "You asked him for help, didn't you agree to the benefits, and then got tricked by him?"

Izumi Hoshino nodded with difficulty.He suddenly remembered that he forgot to buy a foot bath, by the way... he even forgot to buy an engagement ring.Hey, the snacks he bought are still not brought over by Dad!

Izumi Hoshino touched his head in disbelief.Is his memory so bad?No, no, no, it must be that Ranbu-jun's cooking skills are too challenging for him to forget.

He half-closed his eyes and stared at Ranbu.It's Ranpo-kun's fault!

Seeing him like this, Luanbu wondered what was wrong.Just like Izumi Hoshino thought of making a strategy list and ranking of deliciousness for various dim sum shops across the country, but he couldn't think of buying a ring. Ranbu has no concept of couple rings at all.

Because the negligence was too thorough, he only guessed that Izumi Hoshino bought him an apology gift, but he couldn't guess that the gift was actually a ring.

He felt that this matter could be skipped and not mentioned, and it was more important to teach the husband before the bed.He had to make Hoshino Izumi realize that being close to Dazai would only bring endless disasters.

"Dazai is so awkward that no one dares to admit that he is the second in the country. If you trade with him with unequal bargaining chips, he will remember this kindness in his heart, but the things he does are not what humans can do. !"

In short, he is a dog!The dog is outrageous!

"But he is still so serious about asking for advice on emotional matters. This is his weakness. He doesn't know how to refuse your sincerely asking for advice. He will use whatever he can use to make you retreat. It will also make you stay away from him in the future!"

Izumi Hoshino understood. "Is he an ice cube that will melt in the sun?"

Are you that afraid of Chengqing? !Izumi Hoshino was taught, lowered his head and said: "So that's how it is. I showed my kindness too clearly." Then let's make him an extra lunch as before. "I should show sympathy for him. I can't bear to see him harassing the younger generation to treat guests. Treat him badly!"

"That's right!" Ranbu nodded in satisfaction.I think my Aquan is smart. "It doesn't matter how bad it is. He hasn't been in the water recently, and the suicide factor in his body is probably tossed enough. The worse you treat him, the happier he will be."

After Luanbu finished speaking, he felt that something was not quite right.Wait, isn't he teaching Ah Quan to stay away from Dazai?

But then again, pushing Dazai out to experience Izumi Hoshino's bad tastes, which he has nowhere to vent, will benefit himself and others.

That way others are safe.So Luanbu took his hand seriously and said: "Don't worry about it and do it boldly, whether it's frightening or intimidating, his vitality is more tenacious than a cockroach, and nothing will happen."

Ranpo was just making a metaphor casually, but I didn't expect Izumi Hoshino's reaction to be particularly strong.With a distressed expression as if he had swallowed something unpalatable, Izumi Hoshino said: "...Don't, don't mention that kind of thing."

The memory of the flying cockroach has not been completely cleared from his mind yet.

Izumi Hoshino lost all interest in being stuck, and with a dejected face, he took out a box tied with a ribbon from the coat he was wearing today, and stuffed it into Luanbu's hand.

Luanbu looked at this gorgeously packaged box, tore open the package without thinking too much, and asked: "What's inside?" Looking at the size, is it a watch?

He does have an old watch that has been used for several years. He bought it himself before. The classic style is not easy to go out of style.However, Luanbu seldom wears it, and only occasionally thinks about it before turning it out.

If it was given by Ah Quan, he can wear it every day if he feels wronged...

Luanbu opened the lid and looked at the two men's rings lying inside. "..."

Turning his head, he saw Izumi Hoshino lying on the bed facing him, looking like he was about to fall asleep.Considering that a lot of things happened today, he was sleepy before the usual hour.

Hoshino Izumi yawned and said, "Ranbu-kun, if you want to watch TV, please turn down the volume."

Ranpo's gaze wandered between the ring and Izumi Hoshino's face.He made the bedding because he knew that Izumi Hoshino would get sleepy in advance, but in this situation... why does he feel unbalanced.

This, is this something that can be handed out? !No surprise party!No package cruise!Don't you dress up a little grandly and kneel down on one knee? !

Even if you don't have the formal things above, you should hand in hand to put it on for him and say a few sweet words!

Luanbu took a deep breath, pulled away Izumi Hoshino's quilt, and kicked his thigh vigorously.

Izumi Hoshino, who was about to fall asleep in a daze: "??"

"You, go to sleep in the closet." Luanbu stood up, condescendingly looked at the bewildered Hoshino Izumi, and pronounced the verdict word by word. "My lord detective will give you five seconds to get in, or you'll sleep in the yard tonight."