The year I was the hero of the game 818

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Come on, I might be an asshole, really.

I just realized that I obviously added him as a friend on WeChat, so why didn't I find him on WeChat?I was still waiting in the game for more than a week, and I still couldn’t eat, and I couldn’t sleep at night... (Although it’s an exaggeration)

And it was only after my master Ke Ke told me that she asked me and begged me to say that he was a little busy recently, and then I realized it.

I was still very dissatisfied at the time, because I really didn't understand why my master asked me, and he asked me to answer; I asked him, and there was no fart sound.Still treat differently?I've only tried it for a few days, and I haven't even written the horoscope of cp, so you're tired of me?

I was so short-tempered that I couldn't hold back at that time.

I asked my master, "He really answered you? Don't be the one who comforted me out of your kindness."

To be honest, I really thought it was my master who was comforting me at first, because when a deer came to shoot videos at night when they held a poop conference, they found that I was often absent-minded, so they would comfort me, saying that I should be busy three times.

They also said something was wrong with me, which I didn't feel until they said it.Let’s take an action where everyone listened to the order and rode out. The third daughter-in-law found a good seat, and after calling 321, five or six of our Jinlan horses flew out with dust.

except me.

I was also riding a snow-white horse, which stopped conspicuously on the small plank road in the woods in Xiangzhou.

I was thinking why this person ignored me if he didn't listen to my justification.

Could it be that I am really wrong?

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I thought about it for days and couldn't figure it out.

However, everyone in my Jinlan is more carefree and will not lie. They are also friends who have been friends for several years. Everyone knows what they say is wrong.

I think about it carefully, it seems to be the same.

If I had been with those younger sisters before, I wouldn't have thought about it.

They may even feel that they are too hypocritical, and for a straight man like me, it doesn't make much sense to coax them or not.

I don't know why this happened, it seems to be different if the object is changed to begging me.

If you want to beg me to be hypocritical, he is indeed not a hypocritical person.

If I get angry because of Party A’s younger brother and my dormant apprentice, at worst, I’ll take off Lang Wen and my partner who have added power, and I’ll let him beat him twenty times, or emmm, I’ll transfer to a gang, transfer to Tianxiang, cut into pieces Healing, if I'm about to die, I'll take a bite back, let him hit, and let him relieve his anger.

That's how we get along with each other.

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But my master said that she was not comforting me.That shit said it.

Yes, please me it's this stinky shit.

This stinky shit is online every day during activities, but he doesn't even answer a word, pretending to be dead! nmsl!

I also chatted a lot with him every day as soon as he went online.

Probably had to say the amount of coquettish words that I haven't said in a year!

But he didn't even have a fart!Dumb farts are fine, at least they stink, but he doesn't even stink.

Then today he ignored me, I got used to it, forget it.

But he carried me behind his back and returned to my master!

Grass!I'm off balance!I don't agree!I'm going to be wronged!It's about to beep!

As a result, my master said: "I made a voice call to him, and he answered. But the call lasted 20 seconds. I was talking for the first 15 seconds, and he told me in the last 5 seconds that he was very busy these days and didn't have time to play games. I learned it. Let you not miss him too much."

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It doesn't matter whether he thinks about it or not, the important thing is that he is not angry, he is a power leveler.

Me: "Oh. It's power leveling——"

It’s good for leveling, not steaming.

Well, this means that at least he didn't see me blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Huh, no!

Who is it? !

Is it the fucking dm?????!!!!

Can I withdraw now? !Damn me!

This is your mother, who is the person I'm forcing you on?

It's power leveling!

It's over, it's over, it's over... the sky is falling, and my old face is completely lost!

Now that he's online for power leveling, won't he remind the person who sent the message that he's not himself? ! ! !

Whenever he said something, it wasn't me...

I wouldn't force Lai Lai to repeat those things, and I've said [-] fucking things!If the skin of the knife has never been teased, I will take it and show it to him.Grass!

If this power leveling is doing well in their power leveling circle, if they send out my screenshots, then how can I find a power leveling in the future with my old face? When people see me, they will think of my words and think that I He's not a serious person, but what can he do!

Intermittent social death, is that so...how about I change my name later.

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Hey, why do you all want to see what I sent to the power leveling?

Please, I beg you, don’t ask, don’t look, I’m afraid I won’t be able to keep my pants!

Actually, emmmm... I didn't say anything.

What do you mean, let's talk about it

You may not believe it!But I have the right to keep my chat history!

(gs! Why doesn't the mobile game have the option to withdraw! Grass!)

(Everyone listen to my advice, you are all adults, you must pay attention when talking on the Internet, bid farewell to hs, otherwise you will be like me, you will die when you see the light.)

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However, I still want to thank Wuqiao, he reminded me: "You go to send an affair, after you are banned by the system, the chat history of your dialog box will be gone immediately."

I don't have to hurry, I was nearby and sent a sentence, touqing

In a blink of an eye, I saw that the system reminder "Your friend Chunshan has been banned due to suspected illegal operations" was sent to my friends in a reasonable manner.

At that moment, I felt that all the stains on my body were gone, and there was a lotus smell that came out of the mud but was not stained.

This is probably the feeling of being released from prison.

Even after knowing that some people begged me not to be angry, but to be busy with this matter, I felt a little smoother.

It was so unobstructed that I felt that in the next second, I could go to tqdd with him on my back.Hey hey.

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But I doubt that some begged me to really install surveillance in my place.

Just as I thought of this, my WeChat message alert came suddenly, begging me.

That's right, five six seven eight disappeared... yes, I beg me to disappear for eight days!

Please: The Internet has memory, don't do bad things behind my back.

I do not have it.

Beg me: wait until I'm done

Me: Then I ran away with my sister-in-law, who is waiting for you

Beg me: you'll be back.You have a shady trick in my hands.

I:? ?

Beg me: I'm busy, let's talk next time.

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Grass!

this person!On purpose...

But what can I do? !

Just like my job, while cursing the capitalists, I also have to save a villa for the boss!

It's really clenched!

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Today, September 11th.

I, Haruyama, got into the game.

Changed the name to "Chun Shan Hate" to show his aspirations.

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I beg me to take a little time out of my busy schedule for the next few days.

Send me a WeChat.Every time it is midnight, or during lunch break.

It's okay in the middle of the night. Recently, our team has collected results, and I work overtime, and I can still see his news. Let's go back.

During the lunch break, I passed out in a "coma" in the conference room, and I really couldn't see the news.

However, today, he seemed to be passing by one o'clock, and he got interested and asked me what I had for lunch.

I didn't respond, he sent four or five messages in a row, I set the message vibration, and it woke me up from my dream.

I impatiently replied in the dialog box, "Get out of here!"

Then I put down my phone and fell asleep on my stomach again.

Unexpectedly, when I went to work at two or three o'clock, I picked up the phone again, and when I unlocked it, I saw the chat reminder between me and begging me, and there was begging me to send "Dad?"

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Show me the sleep is gone, the whole person is full of energy, good guy, wake up, how many sons? !

I quickly clicked on the dialogue, thinking about the next sentence.

"Hey, my big boy!"

result!I'm tired, and I suspect I've been hit by a ghost recently.I really, really "ahhhhhh", because of sleepiness, I flew away...

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The chat history is like this.

me: go daddy

Beg me: Huh?You like this?

Beg me: father and son?

Beg me: Dad?

An hour later, I returned to him.

Me: I love being your dad.

Beg me: Then I'm different.

I:?Do you like being a son?

Beg me: I like being 1.

……

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Me: I don't like Nianxia!

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Pooh!What the hell is this? What are you talking about all of a sudden when your mother is in the next year? !

I reacted and asked me: "Are you free?"

Begging me to send a voice over in a very leisurely manner: "Well, I'm free, I can settle old scores with you."

I:? ? ?

To be honest, I was glad to be released from prison before.Only now did I realize that it wasn't just getting out of prison for nothing!That's bond parole at best!

Now it's public execution—

Begging me: "What did you send to my power leveling before? It's exciting to seduce others?"

I:……

Me: I don't, I'm not, I won't

Begging me: "Can you still play with the bubble sound? Play with me for free? Can you still do 0? If you return it, you can enjoy a luxurious adult gift package?"

Begging me: "What else is there?

"

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Uh……

Emmmm......

This... that... don't have any more.

If there is anything else, I may be buried at the end of the network cable.Immediate shooting is not so cruel.

You say, how to sophistry?

How can there be a power leveling like this? !He didn't say that he was on the dl account, it's fine if he wasn't himself, why did he still take a screenshot of the chat, why did he just give it to steaming!

In my 20 or [-] years of online and mobile game career, I have never seen such a scene.

That, is there any brother who can help me sophistry, solicit one on the spot, is it too late?

A huge reward is offered for one, the request is not high, help me save my life, bah, help me sophistry... bah!Just help me explain it briefly and concisely.