[Crossing the Book] The look of Shizun looking at me is not quite right

Qi Yu crossed over.

He had read many novels about time travel and rebirth, and he had imagined that he would travel back to ancient times and become a powerful and noble prince, or a handsome and handsome hero with strong martial arts.

Surrounded by many beautiful confidante friends, there are also blue-faced confidante who talk happily with each other.

Just thinking about it makes me feel happy~

But this is just a fantasy, because there is no such thing as time travel.

But what people didn't expect was that he, Qi Yu, actually traveled through time!

At this moment, Qi Yu was wearing a fairy-like white gown, sitting on a bed that was much harder than Sim Mengsi's, looking at this antique room, unable to regain consciousness for a long time.

He remembered that he was going out to buy beef noodles, but an old man with a white beard suddenly appeared on the way and insisted on telling his fortune.

The old man also said that his bones were strange and his face was blessed, and he said that he would have an adventure, a magical adventure, soon.

Qi Yu was very speechless in his heart, he only thought that the old man was a charlatan, and after giving the old man a piece of steel, he turned and went back to school without hesitation.

Originally, he didn't take this matter to heart, but when he was climbing the stairs of the dormitory, his foot slipped suddenly, and he rolled down the stairs directly, and fell unconscious.

Then when he opened his eyes, he realized that he had traveled to ancient times.

It was like a dream that such a bizarre and miraculous thing would happen to him.

Qi Yu was quite excited at first, after all, it was rare to travel through once, although he didn't know when he could go back after this time travel, maybe he would go back tomorrow, maybe he wouldn't go back for the rest of his life.

But he has always been an optimistic person, so this complicated and heavy mood only lasted... three seconds in total.

There is a saying that time travel (life) is like rape, if you can't resist, then enjoy it slowly, after all, the more you have worn it, the more you can't return it.

However, after he found that his body seemed to be run over by a car, his limbs were sore, and his butt hurt too badly, his whole body collapsed, the kind of landslide and ground crack.

Although he has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs run away.

If you think about it casually, you will know that this is a loss of 'virginity', otherwise how would it hurt your butt!

Qi Yu felt that he was really unlucky, it was rare to travel through, and before he had time to play in the brothel, he was played by a man first!

Not knowing whether the original owner was voluntary or forced, Qi Yu suddenly felt a bit pained.

Why is his time travel different from others! ! !

It's better not to wear it, what a pity for his bowl of beef noodles, woo woo woo...

The proprietress also specially added a lot of beef, the soup is delicious and spicy.

He didn't even finish a bite, he was hungry, he wanted to eat...

...

Meanwhile on the other side.

"Master, master! Asi figured it out, Aspen figured it out!"

Mo Yunheng, who was resting on the couch, immediately frowned when he heard the voice.

Without hesitation, he waved his hand and set up an enchantment at the gate.

"Master, master! This time Asi really calculated the master's marriage!"

The sound was getting closer and closer, but when it reached the gate, it was directly ejected, and its body turned in a circle in the air.

When it landed, the young girl in the blue dress turned into a snow-white Persian cat with different pupils.

The cat's eyes, one blue and one yellow, were wide open, and all the fur on its body exploded.

The two cats roared with half-drooped ears: "Master, why are you setting up an enchantment again!"

Mo Yunheng said coldly: "Because you are annoying."

The Persian cat scratched the ground twice with its paw, and turned into a young girl again, and said in a rather aggrieved tone: "Master~ What's bothering Asi? For so many years, Asi has been working hard to calculate the marriage for the master. It's not easy. The calculation is done, master, you still say that about Asi!"

Mo Yunheng's voice was still icy cold: "This is the sixth time you have said such a thing, and I am already tired of hearing it."

Asi excitedly said: "This time it's true! Asi pledged his life, Master, your marriage is in Dongxu Mountain!"