Accidentally became the handle of the demon world

Businesses all say that gold, nine and silver are ten, and each school year basically starts with September.

It can be seen that September is really a good month.

But Xia Yu didn't like September, the heat of the hot summer hadn't subsided yet, and the coolness of autumn was still lingering.

It was evening, and there was still a muggy air in the air.

"Brother Yu, it's time for you to show your strengths! Do it boldly! Tomorrow, the first brother in Star City will be you!"

"How can the first brother in Xingcheng satisfy our brother Yu? Let's go out and venture out? Be the first brother in Asia and go to the world!"

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The embarrassment of the two little followers made Xia Yu even more restless.

"Xia Yu!" Someone greeted him.

Xia Yu looked up, and saw four or five classmates coming from across the street beaming.

Xia Yu didn't want to talk to them and turned around to leave.

"Xia Yu, don't you say hello to your old classmates? When we go to college, it will be very difficult to see each other." But these people obviously didn't intend to let him go.

Who the hell wants to meet you guys?Just a few days after graduation, Brother Yu became Xia Yu?

Moreover, you guys are some crappy universities whose names you have never heard of!How rare is it to be an old man?

If I hadn't even filled out my application, I wouldn't have received the admission letter?

At least, at least he's... a college student, right?

"Xia Yu, you don't study anymore, what will you do in the future?" It was Ban Hua Rourou who spoke, "Are you going to the construction site to move bricks? You are so small, I'm afraid you can't move them?"

She had an innocent and cute face, but she couldn't hide the pride and sarcasm in her eyes.

"Nonsense, brother Yu will be the first brother in Xingcheng from now on."

The little follower's words were obviously lacking in confidence.

Xia Yu wanted to leave, but when she turned around, she saw a wretched face appearing from Rourou's shoulder, sticking out her scarlet tongue to lick her neck.

Forget it, let's help her one more time at the end, and just do a good deed that day to accumulate blessings.

Xia Yu's hand patted Rou Rou's shoulder.

"Xia Yu!" The innocent little girl just now suddenly raised her brows, her receding shoulders were full of disgust, and her chin was raised proudly, "I know you like me, but you should also know that you didn't even take the college entrance examination. No, how can you deserve to like me?"

Those people booed suddenly, and the two followers didn't say anything.

Wait, when did I like you?Was that pervert just now more pleasing to the eye than you?

No breasts, no ass, vicious, white lotus and mentally retarded!

Why did you pity her for being entangled by a pervert before, and helped her a few times, and gave her such an illusion?

"Then what university did you get into?" Xia Yu stopped, put her hands in her pockets and rubbed them hard.

"Normal University!" The little girl puffed out her non-existent chest, "I'm going to be a teacher in the future, I hope I won't meet a student like you, otherwise I'll really vomit blood."

Don't argue with fools, don't argue with fools, Xia Yu recites silently.

"Anyway, we won't see each other in the future. Let me give you a chance. Do you have anything to say to me?" The little girl raised her chin even higher.

This is reading stupid, right?

"Confession! Confession!"

A group of people booed again.

How stupid is this?

What the hell is doing good deeds every day? I'm going to be poisoned!

Xia Yu coughed, and said very solemnly: "Then I wish you to become a student of Normal University as soon as possible."

"Wow! Xia Yu never blesses others, but she really loves Rourou!"

The little girl was even more proud: "Do you need to say that? The notice is on the way!"

Mentally retarded is indeed the pistachio of human beings. Thinking that the university accepts such a group of people, Xia Yu suddenly felt that it was a wise decision not to fill in the application.

The door of social university has been opened towards my summer day!

From now on, let's be a society where you meet every day!

So cool, okay?What kind of bullshit university are you going to!

"Brother Yu..." The little follower timidly followed behind.

"Let's go! Go home for dinner, brother will take you on a new journey tomorrow!"

Xia Yu waved his arm, not taking away a mentally handicapped person.

As soon as he walked to the door, he smelled a scent, and Xia Yu was in a better mood: "Old Xia! Have you cooked?"

"Xiao Yu is back?" Lao Xia came out of the kitchen, wearing an apron with a little white rabbit on it.

This god-like aesthetic!

"How many times have I said that, don't call me that, you motherfucker." Xia Yu rolled her eyes.

"Brother Yu is back." Lao Xia laughed loudly, "Come on, let's have dinner!"

"Hey, what day is it today?" Xia Yu looked at the table full of good wine and food, and was very surprised, "You finally won 500 million?"

"How can you cook for 500 million?" Lao Xia glared at him, "Celebrate."

Xia Yu grabbed a chicken wing and gnawed it in his hand: "What are you celebrating? Are you going to start your second spring?"

"My first spring is still there, where did the second spring come from?" Lao Xia glared at Xia Yu again.

Xia Yu: "Yes, yes, the first spring is still there, I picked it up."

Lao Xia: "No, I picked it up in Xia Tian, ​​so it's called Xia Yu."

Xia Yu gave a greasy thumb: "You are really educated."

Lao Xia smiled triumphantly, opened the wine, and poured a glass for Xia Yu: "It's also a farewell."

It was only when Xia Yu brought the wine glass to his lips that he realized, "Farewell? What do you mean? Where are you going?"

Lao Xia: "It's not me, it's you."

Xia Yu: "Me?"

"Yeah." Lao Xia nodded, "Tomorrow, you are going to report to the university, and you won't be able to come back often..."

"Wait." Xia Yu hurriedly waved his hands, "Me? University?"

Lao Xia came over with a notice, and there were two lines of big characters written on his head - the admission notice of the Star College of the Union of Meng University.

Xia Yu rubbed her eyes, and the words "Classmate Xia Yu" in the line below were also clear.

What kind of school is this Zhulian Meng University Star Academy?Why haven't you heard of it?The name is also weird.

No, no, that's not the point, the point is: "I haven't filled out my application yet, where did I get this admission letter?"

"I filled out the volunteer for you." Lao Xia said, "Smart, right?"

Xia Yu: "...you, why did you fill in such a school?"

Lao Xia: "This name is so domineering, and we will become stars in the future."

Xia Yu: "...I think that the people in this school should all be good actors."

"Actors are not bad, they are much more lively." Old Xia paused, "Are you going to read it?"

Xia Yu hesitated for a moment, then said, "Of course I read it! You can't waste Lao Xia's intentions."

Lao Xia clinked glasses with him: "Come on, congratulations to Brother Yu for becoming a college student!"

After the wind and clouds had passed, Xia Yuzheng was drunk when he suddenly heard whimpering and sobbing.

"Who, who's here, crying?" Xia Yu staggered towards the window.

"It's the little girl from your class." Lao Xia was not so drunk, and he spoke quite neatly.

"She, she's crying, what?" Xia Yu turned her head.

"Didn't you say that she was admitted to the Normal University?" Lao Xia said, "After reading the notice today, I realized that there is a suffix behind it, which is the School of Urban Construction Affiliated to Xingcheng Normal University."

Xia Yu was drunk and had a strong thirst for knowledge: "City, construction, what is it for?"

Lao Xia thought for a while: "Maybe it's about those who move bricks?"

When Xia Yu heard "moving bricks", she sat down on the sofa and fell asleep satisfied.

That's how powerful poisonous milk is!

The moonlight shone through the window and shone on Xia Yujunxiu's handsome face, even a small mole at the end of the eye was clearly illuminated.

I don't know what kind of dream he had, Xia Yu stretched out his hand to push it, but bumped into a fluffy object.

It felt very comfortable, Xia Yu didn't wake up, subconsciously hugged the big white rabbit next to him into his arms, and rubbed his cheeks.

After a good night's sleep, Xia Yu woke up to the smell of food.

"Old Xia, why are you so early?" Xia Yu glanced at the kitchen door while brushing her teeth, "The breakfast is so rich?"

"Aren't you going to report today?" Lao Xia turned his back to him, "For the last meal, eat more."

After hearing the registration, Xia Yu remembered what happened last night, and hurriedly checked to see if the admission notice was real, but didn't notice that Lao Xia said "the last meal".

"It's true." Xia Yu murmured, and wanted to check the university online, but she bumped into something under her feet, turned around and saw that it was luggage, "Isn't it, Lao Xia? Have you packed your luggage? Are you in such a hurry Chase me away?"

"Today is the last day to register." Lao Xia said.

Xia Yu was taken aback: "I just received the notice yesterday, and today is the last day? Is there something wrong with this school?"

"Actually, it arrived a few days earlier, and I forgot to pick it up." Lao Xia came out with several plates in his hands, "Come and eat."

Xia Yu hurriedly put down the notice and went to help Lao Xia get vegetables.

The rest of the process was a bit ignorant, Xia Yu was led by the nose the whole time, looking at the school gate with the sign of "Star Academy of the Union of Animals" in front of him, he didn't realize how he got here.

"Okay, you go in." Lao Xia looked at Xia Yu, as if he wanted to say something.

Xia Yu listened attentively, but Lao Xia only said, "Take care of yourself."

"Okay!" Xia Yu smiled brightly, "If I don't bother you, Lao Xia, you should hurry up and find your second spring."

Lao Xia didn't insist that his first spring was still there this time: "Go in quickly, I won't see you off."

When Xia Yu walked to the school gate, she looked back at Lao Xia, and suddenly had the illusion that Lao Xia's eyes were red.

Before I had time to look carefully, a crisp voice suddenly sounded from the side: "Little fairy, are you a new classmate who came to report?"

The author has something to say: "Your cutie is offline" next door is being updated, cuties can take a look~

Copywriting: Liang Er met Shang Yin for the first time: This is too handsome!

Liang Er met Shang Yin for the second time: Actor, are you a fan?

Liang Er met Shang Yin for the third time: Don’t misunderstand the male god, I’m actually very cute

Liang Er met Shang Yin for the nth time: Your cutie has arrived, please check it

……

But after the male god got old and attacked, Liang Er discovered that Shang Yin had a hidden skill--the appearance said that he dropped the line as soon as he said it, which caused Liang Er to always be photographed "cheating" by the media.

Liang Er: I want to break up QAQ

Shang Yin: Say it again?

Liang Er: ...Your cutie has dropped the line.

[Except for the deficiency of the kidneys, there is nothing wrong with the film king's attack X luck, super face-controlling little cutie shou]