Narcissus Self-Saving System

The beauty didn't answer, she gave Xi Nan a cold look with half-closed eyes, and stood up directly from the bathtub.

Xi Nan pushed forward subconsciously, pushed him back into the bathtub, and then closed the curtain with a "wow".

beauty:"……"

Xi Nan heard the sound of his butt falling into the bathtub, coughed lightly, and said, "I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional. It's just that... this is no offense. You can't go out like this, my daughter is still at home. Just wait, I'll get you some clothes."

"Clothes?" The beauty frowned, "What do you humans wear?"

I'll go, this one really isn't human.

Xi Nan raised his eyebrows, and heard the beauty say, "It's uncomfortable to wear clothes. I'm not used to them. I don't want to wear them."

"If you're not used to it, you have to get used to it. Either you're soaking in the water." Xi Nan said here, and then said, "No way. My daughter is coming to take a bath. Get up."

"It's comfortable to soak in the water. If I wasn't hungry, I wouldn't want to get up." The beauty said.

Xi Nan opened the curtain and glanced at him. "Hungry? Do you want to eat?"

The beauty nodded honestly. "Thought."

"Then you dress honestly. Otherwise, I won't give you food." Xi Nan said.

The beauty looked at him quietly and suddenly smiled.

Xi Nan raised his eyebrows. "What do you mean by that smile?"

The beauty asked him: "Hey... you are not afraid of me?"

Xi Nan: "Why should I be afraid of you?"

The beauty stared at his pupils: "Aren't you afraid that I am a demon and will eat you?"

Xi Nan: "You look so delicate, can you eat people?"

System: "Tsk tsk, beauty is misleading. Nie Xiaoqian is also pretty."

Xi Nan: "That's a female ghost."

System: "This is still a male demon."

Xi Nan: "Am I the kind of person who can be fooled by beauty?"

System: "It's hard to say. You are completely bent now."

Xi Nan: "..."

The beauty seemed to think that she heard something funny from Xi Nan's mouth, and she laughed even harder.

He swayed in the water, raised his cheeks, propped his elbows on the side of the bath, and glanced at Xi Nan lazily.

Xi Nan's heart skipped a beat, and he actually felt that those eyes were flirtatious.

Xi Nan: "Before... I was in another world? I was attacking."

System: "Do you want me to tell the truth?"

Xi Nan: "You don't need to say, I must be Gong. You see, this mermaid must also be crooked. I feel that he is seducing me."

system:"……"

The beauty stared lazily at Xi Nan. "My name is Changsheng. What's your name?"

"My name is Bai Yang, and my daughter's name is Bai Xiaoguo." Xi Nan said, "It seems that you are humane. If you go out at that time, don't scare my daughter."

Changsheng smiled again. "It seems that you are really not afraid that I will eat people."

Xi Nan: "I told you—"

"I'm Jiao Didi?" Chang Sheng gave Xi Nan a look with ambiguous eyes, and then said, "Well, it's true, I was seriously injured... I can't even stand up, why don't you take me out later?"

Xi Nan: "Tong, I bet you that he's trying to seduce me."

System: "Then you have to be careful."

Xi Nan: "Is he a demon? He wants to suck my energy?"

System: "...wait and see what happens..."

Xi Nan: "Anyway, I can hold on. Whoever he is."

System: "Remember what you said."

Xi Nan: "Who made him the target of the mission. I can't abandon him anyway."

At this moment, Xi Nan heard her daughter's terrified cry from outside the door: "Dad! The fish tank is empty! The fish in it is gone! Fish! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——"

After Xi Nan told Changsheng not to go out, he ran out to comfort his daughter.

But he really didn't know how to explain all this to his daughter.

Just three days ago, he took his daughter Bai Xiaoguo to the beach to play, and found a dying fish on the beach.

This fish was washed ashore by the sea, and if it cannot return to the water, it will die immediately.

However, there are bloodstains on its scales, it seems that it was injured, so if you just put it back into the sea, it will probably die. It cannot avoid the attack of other fish in this state, and it may be swallowed by a big fish at any time.

So Xi Nan first dug a sandpit, filled it with seawater, and put the little fish in it to temporarily relieve its symptoms of water shortage.

Later, Xi Nan drove a small broken car to buy a fish tank, filled the fish tank with seawater with his daughter, put the fish in it, and took it home.

Now, how would he explain to his daughter that the little fish had turned into a big man?

Xi Nan had no choice but to say: "Guoguo, that's how it is. You met Auntie Zhang in my unit. Her son has never raised fish. She thought our fish looked good, so she borrowed it. She will return it in two days."

"Really?" Bai Xiaoguo looked at Xi Nan tearfully, "Then you have to tell Aunt Zhang that you must not spoil the fish. It has a blue-purple body and blue eyes. It is just like a human being, so special." It's so beautiful. You asked her to return it."

"Understood. Be good!" Xi Nan sent Bai Xiaoguo to the bedroom, "Do your homework obediently. Don't come out until you finish. I'll call you after dinner."

"Hmm... good." Bai Xiaoguo was still sensible, and obediently went back to do her homework.

Xi Nan went to the bedroom to get his clothes, and then went to the bathroom for Chang Sheng to change.

Chang Sheng twisted up a pair of underwear with his fingers and examined them carefully. "What is this? How to wear it?"

Xi Nan: "...you can wear it as you please. This is a new one, I haven't worn it. Don't worry!"

Changsheng looked at him in confusion: "I really don't know what this is. How to wear it?"

Xi Nan: "..."

Changsheng: "Why don't you give me a demonstration?"

Xi Nan: "..."

The last thing Xi Nan did was to take out his phone and open Taobao, and showed him a male model in underwear. "Understand?"

Changsheng nodded, indicating that he understood.

When Changsheng was wearing underwear, Xi Nan turned his head away.

When he turned his head again, Chang Sheng had already put on his underwear.

——Well, although a certain part is still obvious, it is not hard to see directly.

Xi Nan heaved a sigh of relief, Chang Sheng looked at him but frowned.

"What's wrong?" Xi Nan asked.

Chang Sheng said: "It's very uncomfortable. This fabric...is very uncomfortable."

After a pause, Chang Sheng asked, "You humans need money to buy clothes, right? Are you buying cheap ones?"

Xi Nan: "... How high-end underwear do you want a fish to use?"

Chang Sheng looked him up and down and asked, "Are you short of money?"

Xi Nan: "..."

Changsheng: "The kindness of saving my life is unforgettable. It's just that I have lost all my mana and I can't go home, so I have to stay here. Food and clothing may cost money. But don't worry, I will repay you in the future." your."

This beauty is really beautiful.

Xi Nan stared at him, slammed his mouth, and almost said the words "Why don't you promise me with your body".

Changsheng continued: "It's just that I have some amnesia, and I can't remember how I was injured."

Xi Nan: "..."

Changsheng looked at Xi Nan: "When I remember everything, I will definitely find a way to repay my kindness."

Xi Nan waved his hand: "It's okay, I just do good deeds every day. You should change your clothes first."

After a while, Changsheng had changed his clothes and was ready to go out. "I'll go to your sofa to rest for a while. You go to cook. I'm really hungry. I want to eat meat."

"Well... I bought chicken wings." Xi Nan said, "My daughter also likes to eat."

"Your daughter..." Changsheng glanced at him, "I heard what you said just now. Why did you lie to her?"

"Aren't I afraid that she will be frightened by you?" Xi Nan said, "What a girl, how can I promote feudal superstition to her?"

Changsheng: "..."

Xi Nan: "After a while, you will say that you are my friend. Let her call you uncle."

Changsheng nodded: "Okay. I see. It's just..."

Changsheng looked at Xi Nan thoughtfully: "You humans are indeed the best at deceiving people."

"It's not all bad things to lie to people. I call it a white lie." Xi Nan rolled his eyes, dragged him to Bai Xiaoguo's room, introduced the two of them, and went to the kitchen to cook.

Xi Nan makes cola chicken wings.

While boiling the water, he asked the system: "Tong, what's my situation in this world? He won't harm my daughter, right?"

System: "Don't worry, I'm watching, I'll call you if I need something."

Xi Nan: "Okay."

So Xi Nan seriously made Coca-Cola Chicken Wings.

After finishing the chicken wings, Xi Nan fried another plate of twice-cooked pork, a large bowl of potato ribs, and some vegetarian dishes.

An hour later, Xi Nan put a large table on the table and went to the bedroom to ask Bai Xiaoguo to eat, only to find that Changsheng was teaching her pinyin.

What Bai Xiaoguo hates the most is learning pinyin, and every time I teach her this, it takes a lot of effort.

At this moment, she listened to Chang Sheng's words very much, and read them in a proper manner, which made Xi Nan stunned.

Xi Nan couldn't help but asked Chang Sheng: "Do you still know Pinyin?"

Changsheng smiled: "Our education system is in line with yours, and we also want to go international. I can also speak English, as well as French, Italian, Japanese..."

God damn international.

Xi Nan rubbed his forehead, feeling speechless.

Seeing her father coming, Bai Xiaoguo couldn't sit still this time, and quickly jumped off her seat. "Is it time to eat? I can smell the smell of cola chicken wings! My favorite!"

Her eyes were so bright that they were about to glow, like a little hungry wolf.

Xi Nan looked aside and found that Chang Sheng's eyes were exactly the same as hers.

Come on, now I have raised two wolves.

Xi Nan sighed secretly, and beckoned the two of them to have dinner.

When eating, Xi Nan first picked a chicken wing for Bai Xiaoguo, and then took a piece for himself.

After he finished eating his chicken wings, he caught a glimpse of Bai Xiaoguo who had only had time to eat half of one. When he looked up, the whole plate of chicken wings was gone.

——In front of Changsheng, there was a pile of chicken bones.

Xi Nan: "..."

——Do you fish like chicken too?Still eating like this?

Bai Xiaoguo realized it later, and burst into tears with a "wow".

Xi Nan looked at Chang Sheng reproachfully, Chang Sheng blinked his eyes, realized something, stepped forward and patted the little girl on the shoulder, and said softly: "I'm sorry. I haven't eaten for several days, and I'm very hungry."

The little girl opened her eyes and saw that the beauty's brother's eyes were tearful and blue. He was so beautiful, so she stopped crying immediately, and even put a piece of pork ribs for him, sobbed a few times, and then said: "Then brother, You should eat more!"

Xi Nan:? ? ?

Xi Nan was in a daze, and took a piece of spare ribs for himself to eat, but before he even put it in his mouth, Bai Xiaoguo chopped it off.

Xi Nan looked at Bai Xiaoguo in surprise, and found that she gave Changsheng all the ribs. "Brother, here you are. Eat more."

Xi Nan:! ! !

——Great-looking is that you can do whatever you want?Gaining my daughter's sympathy so easily? !

——Who would dare to eat an extra piece of her exclusive coke chicken wings? She can make the house cry.

What surprised Xi Nan even more was that Chang Sheng gave the little girl the ribs again, and then gently patted her head. "Eat more, it will cost your brain to go to school."

Now Bai Xiaoguo treated him better, and kept feeding him food.

Under Xi Nan's shocked gaze, Chang Sheng raised his eyes and gave him a triumphant smile back.

Xi Nan raised his foot and couldn't help kicking him under the table, "Don't bully my little girl!"

This guy's acting skills are really good, he will really win the sympathy of the little girl.

Changsheng said innocently: "I didn't bully him. It's just... I'm not full, can you make me some more meat?"

Xi Nan: "..."

Xi Nan was naturally not happy, so Bai Xiaoguo came over and took his hand dangling to beg for mercy. "Dad, please help him, he is so pitiful. I just heard that he was driven out by his family and is now homeless. He almost starved to death."

Xi Nan: "..."

In the end, Xi Nan went to the supermarket again.Or Changsheng went with him.

The two bought a bunch of seafood and beef and mutton.

Xi Nan painfully swiped more than 1000 out.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, Bai Xiaoguo had already fallen asleep.

Watching Changsheng slowly eat up all the more than 1000 ingredients, Xi Nan felt his head hurt more and more.

After eating, Changsheng was satisfied and looked at him with a smile. "I'll wash the dishes for you!"

Xi Nan: "..."

Changsheng: "Why are you still unhappy?"

Xi Nan opened his mouth, but he was not too embarrassed to say that I think I can't afford you anymore.

Xi Nan pondered for a while, but he still had to find a way to make money.

Not to mention the issue of longevity, even for Bai Xiaoguo's future, he has to struggle a little bit.

So Xi Nan didn't say anything in the end and had to go to the bathroom. "Nothing, thanks for putting my daughter to bed with a bedtime story. I'm going to take a shower."

"Oh. Good." After Xi Nan took a few steps, Chang Sheng suddenly stopped him, "Then where should I sleep at night?"

Xi Nan hesitated for a while, and asked, "Why don't you take off your clothes and go back to sleep in the bathtub? Or a fish tank is also fine."

Changsheng: "..."

Changsheng glanced at him and went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes. "I'm going to sleep with you tonight."

Xi Nan:? ? ? ? ?