Narcissus Self-Saving System

Chapter 2 I Undress the General

The author has something to say: In the first world, it is unrealistic for Shou to learn martial arts right away. Shou looks a little weak at the beginning, but he will not be able to do so later.

The setting is strong~ and the rest of the world is full of soul wear.

When Xue Zhuang saw Xi Nan today, he felt very strange.

The general's mansion was heavily guarded, especially the courtyard where he lived. It could be said that not a single fly could fly in.

But there are people who can appear without anyone noticing.

Xue Zhuang subconsciously thought that he was a top expert and was sent by Emperor Zhu Guanyu to assassinate him.

However, Xue Zhuang quickly judged from Xi Nan's movements that he had no kung fu.

—Then how did he get in?

Then again, he actually looks exactly like himself.

Xue Zhuang thought about the Hongmen Banquet, so he asked him to die for him.

Xue Zhuang didn't really want Xi Nan to die for him, he just wanted to test Xi Nan.

Sure enough, panic flashed across Xi Nan's face for a moment.

But soon he calmed down again and said some specious things.

Thinking of this, Xue Zhuang simply invited him to live in his residence to see what he was going to do.

What Xue Zhuang didn't expect was that he went out all afternoon and saw Xi Nan sleeping when he came back.

According to Chang Ying, he actually slept through the whole afternoon.

Just now, Xue Zhuang looked at Xi Nan's sleeping face, the more he looked, the more he felt that he looked exactly like himself.

No matter how delicate a human.skin.mask.masque is, it should not be able to do this.

Xue Zhuang thought about it, and he really tried to test it. Sure enough, there was no mask on Xi Nan's face.

People like Xue Zhuang really don't know why this person appeared and what his purpose is.

At this moment, Xue Zhuang strangled Xi Nan's neck in order to force him to tell the truth.

Although Xue Zhuang was young, he had served in the army with his father for many years and had killed countless enemies. He lost control of his strength for a moment, and Xi Nan's face suddenly became very ugly, and he was speechless.

Seeing this, Xue Zhuang also stopped.

Seeing the two obvious handprints on Xi Nan's neck, both red and purple, Xue Zhuang thought to himself - it really is someone who has never practiced martial arts, this is too delicate.

Seeing Xi Nan covering his neck and coughing twice, his eyes became a little dull.

Thinking that Xi Nan was thinking of an excuse.Xue Zhuang's gaze became more relaxed.

He sat down directly, with an expression of "I'll see what reason you find".

To Xue Zhuang's surprise, Xi Nanfa was stunned for a while, and then he said: "Who am I with Xu Gongmei from the north of the city?"

Xue Zhuang: "..."

——Who is Xu Gong in the north of the city?

After Xi Nan bit the bullet and said the words to activate the system, he saw Xue Zhuang's expression of "damn mentally retarded".

Xi Nanxin said that he didn't want to look so silly, but the system seemed to be dormant, so he had to use these words to wake it up.

The system appeared, but it also helped Xi Nan, saying: "There is a handyman in the general's mansion, named Eleven, who happened to be in charge of cleaning the courtyard. His mother was ill, so he slipped back home to take care of her. Just say you It's his neighbor, and when he knew about it, he came to take his place, help him with work, and earn some money by the way."

Xi Nan answered according to what the system said, and then explained a few sentences to Xue Zhuang: "It's my fault that I didn't leave in time after cleaning the courtyard today. As for why we look so similar, I have no way of knowing. However, Hearing you talk about the Hongmen Banquet, I just thought... all of this is probably God's will. You, a general, serve the country and the people, God is reluctant to let you die, so he arranged for me to help you."

Things that are not clear can only be attributed to God's will.

After hearing this, Xue Zhuang's expression was cloudy and unpredictable.

He only took a deep look at Xi Nan, and said: "Without permission, the general's mansion does not allow subordinates to bring people in. Otherwise, if they are used by the enemy, it will be bad for the country. That handyman named Eleven broke the rules, He deserves to be punished for his crime.”

Xi Nan thought that he couldn't implicate the innocent, and immediately said: "You can't say that. Eleventh is also because his mother is seriously ill, and he has to be filial. The so-called 'filial piety is the beginning of virtue', if a person even the most basic If you can't even abide by the filial piety, if you don't know how to respect and love your parents, it's because of your misbehavior, how can you talk about being loyal to the country?"

"That's not necessarily the case." Xue Zhuang mocked, "Loyalty and filial piety have been difficult since ancient times."

What Xue Zhuang said unintentionally fits the situation he is in now.

If he said "filial piety", he should avenge his father and kill the emperor.

If he said "loyalty", he should ignore his father's death and concentrate on assisting the emperor.

He himself hadn't figured out whether to choose "loyalty" or "filial piety", but the emperor chose for him first.

——The emperor was afraid that he would avenge his father, so he chose to strike first.

Thinking of this, Xue Zhuang felt heavy in his heart.

Xi Nan also figured out something from his words. Looking at Xue Zhuang's increasingly serious face, he sighed secretly, and finally said: "I understand. You have a great responsibility to guard the border. If you really want to punish someone, at least If it comes to the effect of killing chickens and monkeys, then you can punish me. However, you still need me now. You might as well wait until you have used me up before considering whether to kill me."

"Well, the eloquence is not bad."

After a while, the stern look on Xue Zhuang's face faded, he looked at Xi Nan, and smiled lightly.

Seeing that there was no killing intent on him, Xi Nan felt a little less pressure in his heart, but felt a chill down his spine.

Because he realized that Xue Zhuang might have been acting all the time just now, the movements of pinching himself, his angry expression, and the words he said were all pretended by him.

——Maybe what he did was just to test himself.

Sure enough, Xue Zhuang took out a bottle of medicine from his arms and handed it to Xi Nan. "I still know how to adapt to the situation. So, you can indeed go to this Hongmen banquet for me."

Xi Nan: "..."

Xue Zhuang said again: "Taking this medicine will allow you to have 20 years of internal strength. In the next few days, I will teach you some martial arts so that you can deceive His Majesty, and it is enough to deal with everything that happened in the Highness. You want to Study hard. Whether you can survive at that time depends entirely on yourself. However, I also respect your wishes, are you really willing to go for me?"

Xi Nan took the pill without hesitation and took it. "It's easy to say, I am willing."

If he doesn't take this medicine now, he won't be able to gain Xue Zhuang's trust.

Only by truly gaining Xue Zhuang's trust can the two of them cooperate internally and externally at the Hongmen Banquet seven days later, cooperate well, and both get a chance to survive.

Besides, after taking the medicine, he can still gain 20 years of internal strength, no matter how he thinks about it, there is no reason not to take it.

Xi Nan didn't know that just after he took the medicine, he heard Xue Zhuang say: "This medicine is extremely poisonous. There are too many doubts about you, so I can't believe it completely. Seven days later, if you come back alive from the Hongmen Banquet, I will completely trust you." You, give you the antidote."

Xi Nan: "Are you still in the system?"

System: "I am here."

Xi Nan: "Are the routines of the ancients so deep?"

System: "This is my first time in this world."

Xi Nan: "Is this person really another me?"

System: "Sorrow and change."

Xi Nan: "..."

System: "Don't worry, Brother Nan, I'm still very optimistic about you. You pretend to be a white lotus, and you look like a hero who is righteous for the country and the people. If it weren't for me being the system, I would almost believe it."

Xi Nan: "..."

While Xue Zhuang was turning around to pick up something, Xi Nan raised his hands and gave him two middle fingers.

Xue Zhuang happened to turn his head on the way, and Xi Nan didn't have time to stop and was seen.

Xue Zhuang asked: "What does this mean?"

Xi Nan thought for a while, and replied seriously: "I'm praising you for looking good. You are more beautiful than Mr. Xu in the north of the city."

Xue Zhuang: "..."

——Who is Xu Gong in the north of the city?The most beautiful man in the world?

But Xue Zhuang didn't get entangled in this.It was time to go to bed at this moment, but Xue Zhuang asked Xi Nan to hurry up and practice kung fu first because Xi Nan had already slept in the afternoon, and gave him a sword manual for him to practice according to.

Xi Nanxin said that in his previous life, a pampered rich second generation would suffer this kind of punishment, but he had taken all the poison and medicine, so he had to do as he pleased.

He opened the sword manual, and felt that it would be easy if he just followed the pattern and compared his appearance.

After a while, Xue Zhuang held a long sword in his hand again, and walked towards Xi Nan: "This is my sword, named Crow Nine. Take it and try it out."

This sword is very beautiful.

When Xi Nan was in modern times, relying on his wealth, he had indeed tried many things, but he had never tried sword practice, and now it feels new.

Xi Nan stepped forward and took the Crow Nine Sword.Unexpectedly, the sword was too heavy, he couldn't stand still and fell to the ground.

It didn't matter that he had fallen, but he still stepped on the wig given by the system.

If so, the hair cover fell off, and Xi Nancheng, who had an inch hair, was lying on the ground with big characters, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

Xue Zhuang: "..."

He couldn't think of any words to describe his mood at the moment.

——Xi Nan's origin is unknown, he is full of lies, but he really has no kung fu at all, he also took the poison and medicine given to him, it really doesn't look like he is here to harm himself.What his purpose is is really unpredictable.

Later, Xi Nan got up, held his own wig, and glanced at Xue Zhuang.

I saw Xue Zhuang's eyes were cold, with an expression on his face that I would like to see how you explain it.

Xi Nan sighed. "I was sick before, and my hair fell out. Isn't this afraid of affecting my appearance..."

Xue Zhuang frowned, took a look at Xi Nan, and finally bent down to pick up the sword on the ground, wiped the sword with his sleeve, and said: "For a swordsman, whether he can survive when facing the enemy depends entirely on him. Rely on the sword in your hand. Therefore, those who use the sword have always regarded the sword as extremely important, and should be diagnosed as the most important thing, and must not be taken lightly. In the future, you must not throw Yajiu on the ground."

"Okay. I see." Xi Nan blinked.

Xue Zhuang looked at him and sighed like he hated iron for being weak. "Forget it, let's practice the lower body first, and the horse stance. Tomorrow, we will practice arm strength. Practice for three days first, and we will talk about the rest later."

"Row."

Xi Nan felt that his horse gait would still be stuck, so he squatted down immediately.

He squatted down as far as he could, but his calves were still trembling.

Xue Zhuang shook his head again and again, and once again slandered Xi Nan for not being like a child raised by poor parents.He has no strength at all, with thin skin and tender flesh, he looks more like a young master who grew up in a honeypot.

Xue Zhuang couldn't see him like this, so he stepped forward and kicked his calf, forcing his calf to separate, and he squatted down a lot.

Xi Nan groaned in pain.

Xue Zhuang held his hands behind his back, as if he was teaching the recruits a lesson. "The frontier is very chaotic, and there may be wars at any time. It is useless to study whether you and Mr. Xu are better. If you can learn some martial arts, you may be able to save your life at critical moments."

When Xue Zhuang said this, he took off his clothes in front of Xi Nan.

Probably a man who grew up in the military camp, and he doesn't pay much attention to mixing with men every day.

Xi Nan was a little confused. ——Hey, if you urge me to practice, just practice. What's wrong with you taking off your clothes?

Only then did Xi Nan see clearly that there were many scars on Xue Zhuang's body, and there was even a scar that spread from the position of his lowest rib to his lower abdomen, which was really shocking.

Xi Nan knew in his heart that these injuries were all left when he was stationed at the border to fight against the enemy bandits.

Thinking in another way, if I have experienced what Xue Zhuang has experienced, I will feel very chilling.

It was I who was born and died, throwing my head and spilling blood, in order to protect Xia Guohe.

But the owner of this river and mountain is thinking about how to kill himself.

Xue Zhuang looked at Xi Nan, and said: "In the past seven days, it is impossible for you to really learn martial arts. But you can practice the basic skills, and then practice the moves in this sword manual. Do the superficial work."

Having said that, Xue Zhuang pointed to his chest again.

Only then did Xi Nan see a big scar there, which looked like an arrow wound.

Xue Zhuang said: "Two years ago, my father and I exterminated the nomadic Kefeng tribe who often came here to cause trouble. I beheaded the head of the patriarch, but his son's arrow also shot my chest. I was lucky to survive, but The injury was serious. His Majesty also knows about it. At that time, if he wants you to be serious and you can't fool him, you can pretend that it is the cold winter and the arrow injury recurs."

"I see. Thank you." Xi Nan said.

Xue Zhuang was thoughtful. "I asked you to die for me, and you thanked me instead?"

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