Narcissus Self-Saving System

Qiyue didn't answer, just stepped forward to push open the wooden door, and then another shoe was thrown towards him, slipped past his face, and fell to the ground outside the house.

When the shoes brushed against her face, Qiyue quickly covered the bowl with her palm to prevent the porridge from getting dust from the shoes.

July went into the house, put the porridge on the table, and went to pick up the two shoes next to each other.

Xi Nan looked at him with raised eyebrows, squatted down slightly in Qiyue, hugged Xi Nan's thigh, lifted him up in this position, and put him on the bed.July found a clean sackcloth and came over to wipe his feet, covered his hands with both hands, and helped him put on his shoes.

"It's still cold in the spring. No matter how angry you are, don't step on the ground with bare feet. Be careful of catching a cold."

Hearing what Qiyue said, Xi Nan immediately asked: "It's spring? How long have I been in a coma? What about the Yu family? How is the Yu family?"

"It's been more than a month." July said.

"It's been more than a month? What did you hide from me?" Xi Nan became serious.

Qiyue only said: "I will explain it to you slowly. But, please calm down first. "

Seeing him, Xi Nan got angry, and glanced at him, ignoring him.

Qiyue went to wash her hands, and brought the porridge over. "You said just now, do I still treat you as my master? I really won't call you master from now on. Come, Cang, have some porridge."

"Is it the point?" Xi Nan almost laughed angrily, "Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?"

Qiyue only said: "This time the porridge is ready, I tasted it first, it's definitely not salty. You try it? If you don't like it, what do you want, I'll buy it for you?"

Xi Nan turned to look at him. "Whatever I want to eat, I will buy it myself."

Qiyue said: "You can't leave here during this time. It's dangerous outside."

Xi Nan asked him: "What happened outside? Who are you?"

July holds his face. "I'll tell you. I swore I wouldn't keep it from you. It's just that it will take a while for you to know all about it."

Xi Nan opened his hand and said, "Go out."

"Why do you reject my closeness so much now?" Qiyue asked him, "In your dream, you obviously liked it very much. When you passed out, you grabbed my hand and said you liked it very much, and said you still wanted it."

Xi Nan blushed. "When did I say that? Impossible!"

Qiyue said: "I have gradually recovered my previous memory and ability, and sometimes I can recognize people's emotions. When you are in a dream, you just like it very much. You can't lie to me."

Xi Nan: "..."

Xi Nan sighed, decided not to be pretentious with Qiyue, finally took his porridge, and drank most of it with his head up.

He raised his eyes, looked at Qiyue again, drank the rest of the porridge, and handed him the bowl.

Putting the bowl back on the table in July, Xi Nan said again: "Sometimes, even if the body has... a sense of pleasure, it is an instinctive physiological reaction and cannot be controlled. The reaction of the body does not mean that I can accept it psychologically. You, like you."

July asked: "Then how can I make you like me psychologically?"

Xi Nan: "I don't think I can accept it. You go out first. I want to be alone for a while."

Looking at him in July, he said, "If you really don't like it, then I will erase your memory of that dream. Then we..."

"Then what?" Xi Nan raised his eyebrows, "The things you don't remember, didn't they happen? Who taught you?"

Qiyue said: "I'm a wolf and I don't understand human feelings. Then you continue to teach me."

Xi Nan said, "Why should I teach you?"

July: "You are my master."

Xi Nan sneered: "Who is your master? Didn't you stop calling me master?"

July: "I still treat you as a master in normal times, but when I'm in bed, I don't—"

Before Qiyue finished speaking, Xi Nan kicked her off the bed.

"Where did you learn these nasty words?" Xi Nan was furious.

Qiyue: "This is just what I have in mind. What... what is a nasty talk?"

Xi Nan raised his finger to the direction of the door. "go out!"

Looking at him in July, "Okay. Don't be angry. I'll go out first. "

After Qiyue left, Xi Nan got quiet. He didn't know if it was because the dream had consumed too much of his energy. He felt very tired, so he lay back on the bed to take a nap.

After a while, he was woken up by a strange noise.

Xi Nan felt that the voice was a bit magical.He covered his ears and tried to fall asleep again, but failed, so he got up and pushed open the window in anger, and saw Qiyue playing something similar to a flute in the yard.

Xi Nan's head hurt even more from his noise. "What are you doing?"

Qiyue turned her head and looked at Xi Nan: "To make you happy."

Xi Nan:? ? ?

Qiyue said: "When I was still in the stone wall, a couple of lovers passed by once. They slept next to me for a few nights. One day, the girl got angry, and the man blew this to her. After that After a while, she laughed and became happy. So, I just went to look for bamboo, looked at it, dug a few holes, and drew a gourd in the same way, to see if it can make you happy. Master, I read from the book , this is called Dizi, right?" Yihan.

Xi Nan: "..."

Xi Nan didn't know what life was like before the fossils in July 4000 years ago, probably just like what he said, he didn't understand human feelings.

After 4000 years, July was reincarnated, and Xi Nan took care of him for more than half a year.

During this period of time, Xi Nan was thinking about the mission, fearing that Qiyue would be demonized, and the books he was asked to read, except for the Suzaku school's books on cultivating the mind, were mostly books about the principles of life, good and evil, understanding It's about right and wrong, and the rest is about the art of war and strategy.

In short, Xi Nan didn't teach him the sophistication of the world, as well as the littler common sense of being a human being.

That is to say, those false philosophies of life were learned in July.But he doesn't understand human feelings, it's hard to say whether he really understands those principles.Furthermore, Xi Nan has taught too little about the real fireworks in the world, and let him experience too little.

"Stop playing the flute. Besides, you're not called a flute."

After Xi Nan said this to Qiyue, he closed the window.

Xi Nan lay back on the bed, thinking that his education for July was problematic.

Immediately afterwards, Xi Nan thought of that dream again, blushing and heart beating, feeling extremely bored, and heaved a long sigh.

After a long time.

Xi Nan: "Calling you uncle? Where have you been? Shut down?"

System: "Teletubbies time, Teletubbies time~~~baby toast, baby toast~~~~baby milkshake, baby milkshake~~~~~"

The cute wavy lines of the system directly appeared in Xi Nan's mind.

Xi Nan: "What the hell?"

System: "Huh? Is it Ding Ding? Ding Ding's bag?"

Xi Nan: "Tong, System, calm down, it's me."

After a while, the system: "I'm sorry. I've been watching Teletubbies for more than a month, and I'm a bit obsessed."

Xi Nan: "Why are you watching that?"

System: "Why don't you let me watch Live. Erotic Palace?"

Xi Nan: "..."

System: "It's also to protect the physical and mental health of our AI. Otherwise, if some AI moves Fanxin and falls in love with humans, it won't be a good thing."

Xi Nan: "Then you should read Buddhist scriptures. Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form."

System: "Buddhist scriptures are so boring. Besides, the higher authorities don't allow it. I applied to watch Calabash Baby instead, and it said that there is also a romantic plot. Tsk. If we have the ability, don't let us watch the host fall in love."

Xi Nan: "You can also watch Ba La La Xiao Moxian, Happy Planet and so on."

System: "Good idea, I will apply next time."

Xi Nan: "Speaking of which, could it be... can you fall into a dream with me?"

System: "That's actually not a dream."

Xi Nan: "Fuck! Did I really lose my virginity?"

The system didn't have the nerve to say that you'd lost your virginity a long time ago. After coughing twice, it just said, "That's not true. The dream mentioned by July is more like a conscious illusion, which is maintained by consuming his mental power. You enter That illusion will also consume some mental power. I followed your spirit, so I can also enter the illusion."

Xi Nan let out a breath. "That is not bad."

System: "He can control the mind, and his power is black. It seems that he is a strange monster, and he is a powerful strange monster."

Xi Nan returned to seriousness, leaning his back against the wall with a dignified expression. "Yes. I feel that there is something between Guixuan, Meng Xia, Baihualou, Yunmenglou, Hunting Game... and the appearance of July, the sword called Crow Nine, these seemingly unrelated things , there must be some connection."

Liuxia Peak Valley.lakeside.

Qiyue didn't know why after he played the flute, Xi Nan's face turned darker.

In his memory, after the man finished playing a song, the girl asked, "What are you playing...for?"

The man said: "There is a beautiful woman, I never forget it when I see it. I don't see it for a day, and I think about it like crazy. The phoenix flies and soars, seeking the phoenix from all over the world. The helpless beauty is not on the east wall. The meaning of this song "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix" is, You should understand."

Not only did the girl stop being angry, her face turned red immediately, and she was immediately hugged by the man.

July thought—could it be because she didn't read that poem?

When July stopped by the lake, she slid her finger lightly, and a black mist appeared and then disappeared.

A moment later, a snow-white monster with three bird heads suddenly appeared by the lake.

Seeing July, the monster did not attack like last time, but bowed down and saluted respectfully.

Sanniao said strangely: "See Shizi. You have finally recovered your memory. I don't know what orders Shizi has?"

Looking back at it in July: "A small thing. Bitter meat plan, will it work?"