Narcissus Self-Saving System

Hearing this sentence, Xi Nan felt MMP in his heart, but his body made a standard smile according to the program.

Xi Nan looked at it, and the program's reply was okay, so he didn't stop it.

Seeing that he walked up to Lu Yu, Xi Nan gently rubbed his head. "Xiao Yu, you are not full after all. My brother does not recommend that you use adult services now, especially not that you have sex with same-sex robots. The population of the earth has experienced a sharp decline, and it is still declining. Robots should guide their owners to heterosexuality. Pretty Girls are worthy of your pursuit and possession. If you don't know how to chase girls, my brother can teach you the skills."

"Little brother, do you want to play SM?" Lu Yu narrowed his eyes, as if he didn't hear Xi Nan's words at all.

Xi Nan continued to smile softly: "Xiaoyu, a friendly reminder, SM will cause harm to the robot and shorten the service life of the robot. In addition, if the buyer is S, if it causes damage to the robot as M and leads to returning it to the factory for repair, it is not Oh, and the high cost of restoration will be borne by the buyer."

"Then what if I let you be S?" Lu Yu raised half of his eyebrows and asked, "Little brother, will you hurt me?"

——What the hell is this Lu Yu? A 17-year-old little pervert?

Xi Nan complained fiercely in his heart, but the program drove his body to speak: "You have to trust our company's programming, the behavior of the robot strictly follows the three laws, it will only let you get the experience you want, and it will never treat you substantial bodily harm."

"But a friendly reminder that accidents are inevitable in life. If the owner suffers from sudden heart disease or other diseases due to excessive excitement, the robot will be as professional as a doctor, judge the condition in time, and take corresponding first aid methods. But if the owner is not careful, it will still In the event of an accidental death, we do not assume any legal responsibility. The system in the robot has relevant records for each of your instructions."

"So, kiss Xiaoyu, SM service is available, but it's not necessary."

Hearing Xi Nan read a lot in a slow and unchanging gentle voice, Lu Yu seemed extremely bored. He took a few steps forward, sat on the sofa next to him, crossed his legs, propped his elbows on his legs, resting his chin Looking at Xi Nan complacently.

"In this kind of thing, you really can't use the brother next door model, it's too boring." Lu Yu yawned again, opened the manual, carefully read the relevant instructions for adult services, and said, "Number 2X1900520, listen My password, switch to... lure mode."

Xi Nanxin said to seduce your uncle.

But unless it was absolutely necessary, he could not disobey the order explicitly.

Otherwise, if Lu Yu thinks that his "robot" has evolved and really has his own thoughts, and then tells the public and that company, Xi Nan knows that there are only two ways waiting for him-or be sent back to the factory for complete destruction , or enter a certain research institute, become an experimental subject, and be followed and studied by humans.

If so, his mission in this world has completely failed.

Xi Nan gritted his teeth and continued to think that he was just an emotionless soul, and convinced himself countless times that this body was a robot, not his real self.His soul is still noble and noble, and he knows nothing.

So, Xi Nan obeyed the program password, stepped forward a few steps, and then knelt down in front of Lu Yu. "There are pure love temptation and evildoer temptation, which one do you want?"

Lu Yu pinched his chin. "Let's start with an innocent one. I'm not that harsh."

Then Lu Yu saw Xi Nan complete the mode switch in an instant.He knelt on the ground, looking at himself from bottom to top, his eyes were wet, looking extremely innocent.After a while, he said softly: "Master, it's the first time for me. I'll ask you in a moment... Be gentle, be gentle."

"Why do I feel that something is wrong? Change it again, and come to a monster." Lu Yu said.

Xi Nan still switched modes in a second, and raised his hand to pull the zipper in the middle of Lu Yu's trousers. This was a very provocative look.Immediately afterwards, the tears in his eyes faded, and his gaze instantly became wild and provocative. He stared into Lu Yu's eyes and said boldly: "Master, do you want it? Come, face me."

During this process, Xi Nan's consciousness has been silently reciting Buddhist scriptures.

The five aggregates are all empty, and all things are false.

Well, nothing happened, nothing happened.that's not me.no.really not.

Lu Yu frowned. "I still don't feel right."

Xi Nan put his arm around Lu Yu's waist, rubbing it lightly, as if to seduce. "Master~ This may mean that you don't like homosexuals. We can terminate adult services at any time."

Lu Yu stared at him, then continued to pick up the manual and flip through it. He thought about it again, and said, "Change... another 'Queen Shou'. I see, you are wearing a suit, and it is too inappropriate to play the first two temptations." Yes. So I don’t feel it. You come to be a business elite and cold queen, and I will feel it again.”

Xi Nanxin said, staying up late at night is torturing Nima.

You are not hard on this, either you are not gay, or you are sexually frigid, or you have a grudge and can't get along with robots, can't we let each other go? !

Lu Yu got up, opened the bookcase and looked through, found a pair of plain glasses, and said to Xi Nan, "This is an antique. No one uses these now. But I think men wear them when they wear suits, and they have a special feeling."

Xi Nan: "..."

Xi Nan finally put on his glasses.

Lu Yu looked at him with interest for a while, and touched his lips with his thumb. "I read in the manual that you know 27 kissing modes. Which one do you want to try with me now?"

This time, Xi Nan did not let the body follow the program, but controlled the body with his consciousness, acting in his true colors.

He stepped forward and grabbed Lu Yu's wrist, pushing him hard. "Get out of my room."

After saying this, Xi Nan closed the door with a "bang".

Lu Yu touched his nose and was stunned for a while, as if he finally got his energy.He patted on the door and said, "Baby, open the door."

"It's cool outside, stay outside." Xi Nan rolled his eyes, sat down and took a breath.Although his current body doesn't even breathe.

"Baby? Open the door. Don't you like me?" Lu Yu shouted.

Xi Nan feels that he has obviously entered the drama mode.

—what should this be called?A scenario where the rogue rogue attack and the cold queen suffer?

Xi Nan replied coldly: "Whoever I like, I won't like you, a little brat."

Damn, little change. State.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xi Nan opened Lu Yu's drawer and looked through it, wanting to know what this 17-year-old brat went through to become like this.

But he didn't get any useful information.He only found some medals, probably gold medals in various discipline competitions.This was beyond Xi Nan's expectation, this brat was actually a top student.

When Lu Yu outside the door heard this, he was stunned again, thinking——what's going on?I didn't seem to add the feature of "venomous tongue" to him just now, did I?Why does he speak so badly?

After making trouble for a while, Lu Yu became a little impatient. "Okay, number 2X1900520, follow the instructions, exit the adult service, and open the door."

Xi Nan put the messed things back to their original places, and went to open the door.

Lu Yu walked in, closed and locked the door with his backhand, and grinned at Xi Nan with a hint of conspiracy. "Now that the adult service is reopened, it needs to be the same as before."

Xi Nan: "..."

Then Xi Nan thought of a bad move. He used his consciousness to forcibly control the program, and his pupils turned red.

——That’s the signal that the robot sends out when it’s out of power.

Lu Yu frowned uncomfortably. "No way, you just leave the factory today, they are not fully charged? What a disappointment."

"Adult service has exited. The next command is missing. Number 2X1900520 defaults to the initial brother-next-door mode."

After Xi Nan finished speaking, he gently rubbed Lu Yu's head, "Xiao Yu, be obedient, let brother charge the battery, okay?"

Lu Yu: "... At this time, I suddenly said that the programming design of your company is a bit shaky."

Xi Nan continued to gently rub Lu Yu's head. "Xiao Yu, listen to my brother, okay? My brother needs electricity now."

Lu Yu: "..."

——He vowed that when he was free tomorrow, he would set up the robot carefully, and the sand sculpture mode of the brother next door must be cancelled.

In the end, Lu Yu took Xi Nan to charge the battery.

"The room I prepared for you is over there."

As Lu Yu said, he took out two somatosensory mobility vehicles, stood on them with Xi Nan, and walked through the long corridor to the room at the end of the corridor.

Xi Nan couldn't help sighing again.So Lu Yu's house is ridiculously big, and it's too inconvenient to walk from one room to another, so a somatosensory car is needed.

After walking into the room Lu Yu had prepared for him, Xi Nan realized that the layout here was very similar to Lu Yu's own room.It seems that he treats his robot as a normal human being.

Xi Nan remembered that he had been to a friend's house before, and his daughter raised a half-meter-tall Barbie doll, and even prepared a room for Barbie.Thinking about it this way, Xi Nan could barely understand why Lu Yu did this.Yihan.

Xi Nan raised his right hand and snapped off his left wrist. There was an interface there. He took the charging cable in Lu Yu's hand, inserted the plug into the socket, and then connected the other end to his wrist.

After finishing all this, Xi Nan turned his head and smiled softly at Lu Yu. "Xiaoyu, my brother will enter the dormant charging state in 1 minute. See you tomorrow!"

"Okay. Tomorrow, let's decide what to call each other. I have to give you a name." Lu Yu said, "My school is No. [-] Middle School, and classes start at eight o'clock. Remember to make breakfast before sending me to school."

"After GPS positioning, it will take 20 minutes from here to the No. 6 Middle School. Xiaoyu, tomorrow my brother will wake up at 7 o'clock and make breakfast, call you for breakfast at 7 o'clock, and send you to school at [-]:[-]."

Xi Nan closed his eyes after saying this, and was about to enter sleep mode.

"No problem." Lu Yu did not leave immediately.He stared at the interface on Xi Nan's wrist and the "broken" left hand, his stubbornness, malice and other emotions receded, and his whole face sank in the darkness, which was a little unfathomable for a moment.

At six o'clock, Xi Nan left the bedroom, went to the kitchen to cook breakfast for Lu Yu, woke him up on time, and then drove him to school.

Cars in this era are basically self-driving. Xi Nan sits in the driver's seat as a robot, but actually doesn't need to drive at all.He only needs to switch to manual driving mode when the automatic driving fails to ensure that Lu Yu arrives at school safely.

Before getting out of the car, Lu Yu said to Xi Nan: "Go home and stay, don't go anywhere without my order."

"Of course." Xi Nan nodded, "Xiaoyu, what do you want to eat tonight, brother will make it for you."

"There are activities in the club tonight, I won't go home for dinner, and you don't have to pick me up. You're fine today, just remember to charge the battery before I go back. Don't be like last night."

After saying this, Lu Yu got out of the car and left.

Xi Nan rolled his eyes after he left, but began to study the car instead.

Men always like cars, and Xi Nan is no exception.The cars of this era especially intrigued him.He turned on the automatic driving system just now, and he didn't feel like driving at all.Now that the bear boy is going to school, he took the opportunity to switch to manual mode when he returned home, so as to experience the speed and passion of cars in this era.

This car relies on charging and solar power to supplement its energy. Its performance and speed are top-notch. It drives extremely smoothly without even audible noise.

Xi Nan hasn't driven for a long time, and his hands are a little rough. What's more, everyone is basically driving automatically, and the speed is extremely fast. The average speed is around 180. When driving, you need to be highly concentrated.Xi Nan drove nearly [-] kilometers on the road with heavy traffic at such a speed, and he was a little tired.

Anyway, having experienced the cars of this era, Xi Nan turned on the automatic driving mode again and returned to Lu Yu's home comfortably.

Since Lu Yu didn't come back during the day, Xi Nan had a whole day of free time.After thinking about it, he went to Lu Yu's bedroom first and saw the medals again.

Xi Nan: "Tong'er, since he is a top student, why does he want me to help him with his homework?"

System: "Maybe he thinks he's too smart, those assignments aren't worth doing."

Xi Nan: "I always think this brat is a bit strange. Does he have no parents? Where does he get his money?"

System: "Phuket Island. Shall I look for it with you?"

"Well. Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will win every battle." Xi Nan searched through various cabinets, but still found nothing.

Just when he gave up and was about to leave, he saw Lu Yu's bed.

Lu Yu folded the quilt neatly by himself.

In this way, Xi Nan thought of a sentence he said to himself during dinner yesterday - "I will clean up my bed myself, and I will trouble you to clean up everything else in the room."

Is there something hidden in this bed?

Xi Nan walked to the window, lifted the quilt, and then the pillow.

——Sure enough, there was a photo under the pillow.

It was a group photo of three people.

The one in the middle was a seven or eight-year-old boy, and Xi Nan recognized that it was Lu Yu when he was a child.

At that time, Lu Yu's smile was still very innocent, far less vile and flatter than it is now.

The guy on the left is perfect... so perfect it's almost stereotypical.

Xi Nan keenly sensed that this is a robot.

The last one is the person on the right, he is about 20 years old, holding the robot next to him with one arm, and pressing the other hand on Lu Yu's shoulder.Xi Nan noticed that he was very similar to Lu Yu.In terms of grades, he doesn't look like Lu Yu's father, so he might be Lu Yu's elder brother.

Xi Nan read the picture through the pupils, recorded the face, uploaded the program, searched through the browser, and tried to see if he could find out who the person was through the image search.

Finally, Xi Nan found a piece of news, a piece of news that gave him a chill down his spine.

It turned out that Lu Yu really had an older brother named Lu Qing.Lu Qing died ten years ago.

Through forensic analysis, the police believe that the murderer of Lu Qing is most likely his robot Kane.

The robot company that produced Kane and the current body of Nannan is the same company——XS Technology Co., Ltd.

XS firmly differed from the police's opinion, and released Kane's system instructions and various background data to the public and the police, and handed Kane over to the technical department of the court for identification and testing to ensure that there was no problem with the robot.

In the end XS won the lawsuit.

Human beings in this era have already relied heavily on robots.Almost everyone will firmly believe in the three laws of robots, and no one believes that robots can kill people.

Seeing this, Xi Nan searched for other news about the Lu family by the way.The news in their family is basically related to social news.

Lu Yu's parents died in a traffic accident, the autopilot system of the vehicle suffered a serious failure, and the function of switching to manual operation also failed.In the end, the vehicle lost control at an extremely fast speed and hit the vehicle in front at a speed of 300km/h.

All the people in the two cars died, including Lu Yu's parents of course.

This was an extremely serious traffic accident. The car company paid [-] million yuan to each of the two families, and repeatedly promised that such a situation would not happen, so as to appease the anger of the people.

Lu Qing was extremely smart and made a fortune with this money.After his accidental death, the company fell to Lu Yu, so Lu Yu was so rich at a young age.

After watching all this, Xi Nan was stunned for three seconds. "Tong, this brat bought a robot not long after he turned 17. Why? Since his brother may die in the hands of a robot, it stands to reason that he should hate robots, at least XS company. Why would he buy a robot from this company?" The company buys robots? Does he want to find out the truth?"

System: "I don't know the question you asked. I only know the original location of these things in this room. Remember to restore them."

Xi Nan: "Good boy, touch your head."

Eight o'clock that night.Lu Yu went home.

Xi Nan received a call ahead of time, saying that a classmate was coming and asked him to prepare some food and drink.

So Xi Nan squeezed the juice and prepared dessert in the kitchen in time.

Xi Nan answered the phone without using a mobile phone.In addition to receiving, recognizing, and transmitting sound waves, the equipment in the robot's ears also has the function of answering calls, which is equivalent to installing a mobile phone in his mind, which can directly make and answer calls.

When Xi Nan brought the food to the living room, he found that the classmate who came back with Lu Yu was a girl, and a beautiful girl.

Xi Nan secretly sighed, living people are still different.Looking at the facial features alone, she is indeed not as perfect as a robot.But the agility in her eyes and the way she talked with Lu Yu were unmatched by any robot.

The girl nodded to Xi Nan, thanked her, and said to Lu Yu, "I finally saw your robot. Well, I don't worry, it's not a female robot."

Lu Yu glanced at her lightly. "What happened to the female robot?"

The girl is outspoken. "I'm jealous. I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back."

Lu Yu raised the corners of his lips and smiled. "What's so delicious about robot vinegar?"

Xi Nan had a panoramic view of this scene, but his aunt smiled when he was ideological.

——The love of young people in adolescence is the most enviable.

The picture of handsome men and beautiful women together in front of him is so harmonious, with pink bubbles everywhere, Xi Nan forgot for a moment how bad Lu Yu was last night.

Xi Nan turned around to leave.

Lu Yu noticed something and called him to stop. "Still in brother-next-door mode?"

"Yes Xiaoyu, you haven't asked me to switch." Xi Nan smiled.

"Then sit here and chat with us." Lu Yu said, "This is my classmate, Guan Ling. She came to see you."

"Hi Guan Ling." Xi Nan smiled formulaically.

Guan Ling nodded to Xi Nan, and then said to Lu Yu: "Of course you will be jealous. Many people get along with robots and treat them as real people. Do you know Li Jie in our class? His parents are having a quarrel recently. Divorce. I heard that it was because they bought a female robot and went home as a nanny. As a result, Li Jie's father got involved with the robot. There are so many tricks that robots can play. Li Jie's mother was completely ignored. The weather is terrible. Li Jie's father still thinks he is right, saying that robots are just toys. Can toys be a mistress?"

"Even so, you are not my girlfriend." Lu Yu yawned.

"You don't give me face like that? I will be in the future." Guan Ling pouted, turned to look at Xi Nan who was sitting quietly, and stepped forward to hold his hand. "Little brother, do your robots know everything? As your master, Lu Yu, do you know him well? Use your program formula to calculate and analyze his preferences, and teach me how to catch Lu Yu."

Lu Yu hurried forward to free Xi Nan's wrist from Guan Ling. "My robot, don't touch it randomly."

Guan Ling winked at him. "I took another man, are you jealous?"

Lu Yu: "I'm jealous of your uncle. You just like to make up your mind."

Xi Nan smiled at Lu Yu, "Xiao Yu, this is your fault. Boys must be gentle with girls."

Lu Yu: "..."

——I will use the "brother next door" mode in the future, I am stupid.

Guan Ling shrugged and sat down again. "Let's go, go to your study and discuss the competition project together. Speaking of it... I really don't like this project related to robots."

"You don't like robots?" Lu Yu asked her.

"My dad has been unemployed until now because of the job lost by the robot. Fortunately, I am smart and can get a scholarship, otherwise how would I get into this high school."

Guan Ling was silent for a while, "To be honest, I think robots have turned everyone into a pervert. I was watching the news the other day, and there was a man who was impotent, but he was a pervert. He bought two robots, one male and one female, to stay at home. Watching the two of them make love in various ways every day."

Lu Yu didn't express any opinion on her words, and just walked directly to the elevator at home. "If you want to quit the project, feel free. It's okay."

"I... Forget it, I will participate. I want to win the prize with you." Guan Ling caught up with him.

Xi Nan didn't move, Lu Yu walked into the elevator and waited for a while, then poked his head out again. "Brother next door, bring the food and juice."

Xi Nan's ideology rolled his eyes again.

After listening to the conversation between the two just now, everything about youthful innocence, ignorant first love, pink bubbles... all shattered to the ground.