Are you stupid?
Chapter 20 You Look Better
Emperor Taixing had a deep understanding of his own nature of having no talent or virtue, and only being able to listen to people's words.
He has always been very clear that he was able to marry a good-looking woman like Empress Cui with a good personality because he had a good pregnancy and was the eldest son, prince, and emperor of the royal family. When it comes to my wife, it is inevitable that I will be short and can't stand up.
Emperor Taixing waited for Empress Cui's reprimand, but Empress Cui only gave him a soft look, and said in a low voice: "No one outside the palace knows about this, Your Majesty has given her a title, don't let her walk around and talk nonsense. It's just nonsense. Shenlong is a child at heart, and he didn't know what happened last night, and he kept yelling at me that a stranger broke into the Chengqing Palace and frightened him."
His wife is of one mind with him, and his son is not angry because his father cuckolded him. What a fairy life!
Emperor Taixing immediately relaxed his mind, and said nonchalantly: "It's just a court lady, there is no virtue worthy of her position. Just find a side hall in the harem and place it. Don't worry about Ying Niang, she can turn the world upside down, Talking in front of outsiders? Wait for Shenlong to marry a beautiful and virtuous wife like you in the future, and give me a few more fat grandsons and granddaughters, and no one will remember everything today."
Empress Cui snorted, "The ceremony for the canonization of the prince will be held next month. There is no sign of a daughter-in-law candidate yet."
"Didn't the young master of the Wei family enter the palace?" Emperor Taixing wondered in his heart, and finally asked his son's companion how they got along with Shenlong after they entered the palace for several days.
Empress Cui shook her head, "Like our Xingye, he is a weak young gentleman. He is very quiet on weekdays, except for reading, he never talks too much, and he seems to have a very distant relationship with Shenlong. Shen Yu and Fan Su are the two of them. Surround Shenlong in secret and get close to him."
"The Fan family is from our family members of the Liu family, so it is reliable. This Shen Yu..." Emperor Taixing looked down on him, criticizing with prejudice, "The Shen family refused to show mercy at the beginning, and now they are still It's not asking for admission to the palace. It can be seen that no integrity is as good as power, wealth and benefits."
Empress Cui lightly punched Emperor Taixing on the chest, telling him not to talk nonsense, and after picking up a few interesting stories about Shenlong to share with Emperor Taixing, she casually said a few words of concern to Emperor Taixing, and finally returned to the palace.
Chun Cha has been looking at Empress Cui distressedly, making her laugh, "I came this trip to help Shenlong wipe out the crisis of father-son suspicion between Future and His Majesty. I have achieved my goal, so I should be happy."
"Your Majesty has been acting more and more disorganized in the past few years. It's not a way for the empress to deal with it day by day. There will always be accidents that can't be taken care of."
Empress Cui's expression was cold, "What's the matter, we'll wait until the ceremony for the appointment of the crown prince is over. Shenlong is still young, no matter how stupid His Majesty is, he still needs his father to stand in front of him to protect him from the wind and rain."
As long as Shenlong becomes the crown prince, it doesn't matter whether Emperor Taixing lives or dies.
Shenlong still doesn't know how many crises have occurred under the undercurrent in the palace because of a woman. After an exchange yesterday, he is much more comfortable facing Mu Huaiyuan now.
"Should my great-uncle come today?" Shenlong sat in front of the window excitedly, putting down the book in his hand and looking into the distance from time to time.
Mu Huaiyuan was inexplicably displeased with the address of "aunt and grandfather", and took the trouble to correct him: "Teacher."
Shenlong's lips pouted slightly, and he retorted in a low voice, "He first became my great-uncle before coming to the palace to teach, what's the difference?"
The relationship between the royal family is very chaotic. Sisters, aunts, nephews and husbands, two generations of royal families marry sisters from the same family, and no one cares about seniority at all.What's more, the marriage between the classics and Princess Anping, seriously speaking, the princess is the "lord" and the classics are the "ministers". It is common sense to discuss the classics as Princess Anping.
"The teacher likes children acting like a baby to him very much." Mu Huaiyuan emphasized profoundly, "When I was young, when I couldn't finish my homework, the teacher always deliberately said in front of me, 'This child is too stubborn. Don't punish him'. Your Highness thinks that I can't complete the homework, can you do it?"
This is not because of Mu Huaiyuan's arrogance, but because of the obvious difference in the level of education of everyone when they are attending classes together.
Fan Su could not achieve "full-text recitation", and would always be taken out for handboarding; Shenlong could only "recite the full-text without translation", and the teaching teacher was indifferent to it; Zhou Rong could "recite the full-text and translate smoothly", and would The teachers sneered and ridiculed that "the Zhou family has no successors"; Shen Yu, Gu Nian, and Wei Qian were all on the same level, and Wei Qian was a little more outstanding, able to cite classics to explain his point of view.
Only Mu Huaiyuan was different. He shivered at the refutation of the teachers who taught him, saying that he was not worthy of teaching him, and even chased Mu Huaiyuan for advice after class.
Mu Huaiyuan became famous in the palace, and he was still a "accompanying student" in name, but in fact, even the maids of the Chengqing Palace looked at him as if they were looking at a fairy.
——Although I couldn't understand what Mu Xiaolang said, but the great Confucians agreed, it must be very powerful.
Shenlong held his head in distress, "It's probably useless to call him 'teacher'."
"Ok?"
"With you in front of me, unless I'm really a three or five-year-old doll, I won't be able to escape the spanking every day." Thinking of the long warning ruler, Shenlong didn't care about the dignity of a man at all, let alone let him face it. It doesn't matter if the classics are called "teacher" or "grandpa".
Mu Huaiyuan reached out and pressed Shenlong's shaking head, "But the teacher doesn't know that you are pretending to be stupid. The current progress is enough for the teacher. Besides, I don't think that being a good king requires literary talents. It's amazing. You can cherish the power of the people, so that the young can be raised and the old can be relied on. You are the best king."
"You speak as if you know that I will be a good emperor in the future."
"I met for His Highness, you will be a generation of Mingjun." Mu Huaiyuan casually found a reason.
It's a pity that Shenlong is not easy to fool, and said directly, "Based on the appearance alone, the father is also a dragon and a phoenix among people."
But his father is a luxurious and lustful emperor. Shenlong only looked at the account books in the palace and knew that the officials at the bottom wanted to support Emperor Taixing's extravagance. They must be constantly searching for the people's fat and anointment. This "Great Zhou Dynasty" is probably on the verge of collapse. up.
Mu Huaiyuan "Oh?" approached Shenlong, pinched his chin, and let Shenlong look up for himself.
His eyes were very focused, and he said after looking at Shenlong until his face turned red, "Your Highness is even better."
"You look at your face in the mirror every day, and you still think I look good?" Shenlong was really surprised.
It's not that Shenlong looks down on his appearance.In all fairness, Shenlong has a small face, big eyes, a straight nose bridge, and chubby lips are also extremely delicate and outstanding. If you are in modern society, you will have no problem being a little fresh meat sought after by thousands of girls, and you can even wear women's clothing. In one fell swoop, countless people knelt down and yelled that she is a big boss in women's clothing, but Shenlong still felt that his face was too motherly.Even if he didn't have the title of "stupid", his face didn't have any deterrent effect when he stood up, he looked like someone's pampered young lady.
Mu Huaiyuan is different.He was born to be celestial, and all his facial features are beautiful, but they are still as shining as the morning sun, as bright as jade mountains, and as rustic as pines and cypresses. At first glance, he is a male god who cannot be mistaken.
The looks of Shenlong and Mu Huaiyuan are put together. When picking faces, I am afraid that no man will choose Shenlong.
"Hey, if you were born the same as your father, why didn't your father get entangled by princesses when he was young? None of my aunts are easy to get along with. In order to fight for a good-looking, gentle and considerate husband, they fight It's a mess." Thinking of the face problem, Shenlong suddenly felt gossip, wanting to see Mu Huaiyuan's embarrassed expression.
The ancients could not casually discuss elders, so would Mu Huaiyuan be embarrassed when talking about his father?
Shenlong rolled his eyes, Mu Huaiyuan flicked him on the forehead, and asked calmly, "How does junior know that the princesses in the palace have never fought for me?"
"...uh." Thinking of the invisible but actually numerous half-sisters in the palace, Shenlong suddenly became uncertain.
He put aside the question just now, and tugged on Mu Huaiyuan's sleeve nervously, fearing that Mu Huaiyuan would be overwhelmed by the pursuit of the princesses for a while, and make a decision that he would regret forever, "If you have a choice, you should choose from Let’s choose a daughter-in-law from a noble family. My group of sisters, except for sister Shuzhen who was born to the concubine Xian, all mothers are from the palace, and their education is not very good; and if you marry the princess, your official career will end. You must not I can't see it."
Is this caring about him?
Mu Huaiyuan stared deeply at Shenlong, feeling strange joy in his heart.
He rubbed the top of Shenlong's head and promised Shenlong, "Junior, don't worry, other members of the Mu family have already removed my father's branch. I want to live and live well so that my father will not be the last person in the family. Marriage to the royal family is a must." The next thing to do. If the teacher hadn't sent me to His Highness, I'd plan to write a book to become famous, be recommended as an official as a talented person, and go to a poor place to slowly earn my qualifications."
"Why do you sometimes call me 'His Royal Highness', and sometimes call me 'Junior Brother'."
"In front of people, His Highness needs majesty, so I call His Highness 'Your Highness'; after people, you and I get closer, and call you 'Brother' to show off my status as a senior brother and make you obedient." Mu Huaiyuan held Shenlong's hand hand, tapped his palm, and smiled lowly, "I can't hit your hand to scare you, so I can only let you get close to me, so that you can listen to my words."
Mu Huaiyuan's eyes were too gentle, his tone of voice was too seductive, or the earth dragon in the room was too hot.
Shenlong's brain twitched, and he didn't know how to blurt out, "I said, why do your moves look so familiar, isn't it the mother's move against the father's emperor?"
The smile on the corner of Mu Huaiyuan's mouth deepened, his long eyebrows raised, and he looked deeply at Shenlong, and asked in a deep voice: "Your Highness loves so much, Mu Huaiyuan can't bear it."
"No, no, I didn't mean that, you misunderstood!" Seeing Mu Huaiyuan walk away, Shenlong wanted to grab the ground with his head.
Conscience of heaven and earth, he just owed it, absolutely not intending to hook up with Mu Huaiyuan.
Mu Huaiyuan didn't even change his clothes, he went directly to the school grounds, squinted his eyes when he saw Fan Su's robust figure like a calf, and humbly asked for advice: "If you want to train to such a figure, what should you do?"
His Highness actually thinks that he should be subdued?
It can be seen that he is too thin.
The author has something to say:
Mu Huaiyuan: Didn't my junior brother humiliate me because I don't have eight-pack abs?
Shenlong: No, no, no, don't worry!I haven't thought of such a profound question!
#不写黄文小剧园 is because we are underage, let us stick to the principles and not harm young children#
He has always been very clear that he was able to marry a good-looking woman like Empress Cui with a good personality because he had a good pregnancy and was the eldest son, prince, and emperor of the royal family. When it comes to my wife, it is inevitable that I will be short and can't stand up.
Emperor Taixing waited for Empress Cui's reprimand, but Empress Cui only gave him a soft look, and said in a low voice: "No one outside the palace knows about this, Your Majesty has given her a title, don't let her walk around and talk nonsense. It's just nonsense. Shenlong is a child at heart, and he didn't know what happened last night, and he kept yelling at me that a stranger broke into the Chengqing Palace and frightened him."
His wife is of one mind with him, and his son is not angry because his father cuckolded him. What a fairy life!
Emperor Taixing immediately relaxed his mind, and said nonchalantly: "It's just a court lady, there is no virtue worthy of her position. Just find a side hall in the harem and place it. Don't worry about Ying Niang, she can turn the world upside down, Talking in front of outsiders? Wait for Shenlong to marry a beautiful and virtuous wife like you in the future, and give me a few more fat grandsons and granddaughters, and no one will remember everything today."
Empress Cui snorted, "The ceremony for the canonization of the prince will be held next month. There is no sign of a daughter-in-law candidate yet."
"Didn't the young master of the Wei family enter the palace?" Emperor Taixing wondered in his heart, and finally asked his son's companion how they got along with Shenlong after they entered the palace for several days.
Empress Cui shook her head, "Like our Xingye, he is a weak young gentleman. He is very quiet on weekdays, except for reading, he never talks too much, and he seems to have a very distant relationship with Shenlong. Shen Yu and Fan Su are the two of them. Surround Shenlong in secret and get close to him."
"The Fan family is from our family members of the Liu family, so it is reliable. This Shen Yu..." Emperor Taixing looked down on him, criticizing with prejudice, "The Shen family refused to show mercy at the beginning, and now they are still It's not asking for admission to the palace. It can be seen that no integrity is as good as power, wealth and benefits."
Empress Cui lightly punched Emperor Taixing on the chest, telling him not to talk nonsense, and after picking up a few interesting stories about Shenlong to share with Emperor Taixing, she casually said a few words of concern to Emperor Taixing, and finally returned to the palace.
Chun Cha has been looking at Empress Cui distressedly, making her laugh, "I came this trip to help Shenlong wipe out the crisis of father-son suspicion between Future and His Majesty. I have achieved my goal, so I should be happy."
"Your Majesty has been acting more and more disorganized in the past few years. It's not a way for the empress to deal with it day by day. There will always be accidents that can't be taken care of."
Empress Cui's expression was cold, "What's the matter, we'll wait until the ceremony for the appointment of the crown prince is over. Shenlong is still young, no matter how stupid His Majesty is, he still needs his father to stand in front of him to protect him from the wind and rain."
As long as Shenlong becomes the crown prince, it doesn't matter whether Emperor Taixing lives or dies.
Shenlong still doesn't know how many crises have occurred under the undercurrent in the palace because of a woman. After an exchange yesterday, he is much more comfortable facing Mu Huaiyuan now.
"Should my great-uncle come today?" Shenlong sat in front of the window excitedly, putting down the book in his hand and looking into the distance from time to time.
Mu Huaiyuan was inexplicably displeased with the address of "aunt and grandfather", and took the trouble to correct him: "Teacher."
Shenlong's lips pouted slightly, and he retorted in a low voice, "He first became my great-uncle before coming to the palace to teach, what's the difference?"
The relationship between the royal family is very chaotic. Sisters, aunts, nephews and husbands, two generations of royal families marry sisters from the same family, and no one cares about seniority at all.What's more, the marriage between the classics and Princess Anping, seriously speaking, the princess is the "lord" and the classics are the "ministers". It is common sense to discuss the classics as Princess Anping.
"The teacher likes children acting like a baby to him very much." Mu Huaiyuan emphasized profoundly, "When I was young, when I couldn't finish my homework, the teacher always deliberately said in front of me, 'This child is too stubborn. Don't punish him'. Your Highness thinks that I can't complete the homework, can you do it?"
This is not because of Mu Huaiyuan's arrogance, but because of the obvious difference in the level of education of everyone when they are attending classes together.
Fan Su could not achieve "full-text recitation", and would always be taken out for handboarding; Shenlong could only "recite the full-text without translation", and the teaching teacher was indifferent to it; Zhou Rong could "recite the full-text and translate smoothly", and would The teachers sneered and ridiculed that "the Zhou family has no successors"; Shen Yu, Gu Nian, and Wei Qian were all on the same level, and Wei Qian was a little more outstanding, able to cite classics to explain his point of view.
Only Mu Huaiyuan was different. He shivered at the refutation of the teachers who taught him, saying that he was not worthy of teaching him, and even chased Mu Huaiyuan for advice after class.
Mu Huaiyuan became famous in the palace, and he was still a "accompanying student" in name, but in fact, even the maids of the Chengqing Palace looked at him as if they were looking at a fairy.
——Although I couldn't understand what Mu Xiaolang said, but the great Confucians agreed, it must be very powerful.
Shenlong held his head in distress, "It's probably useless to call him 'teacher'."
"Ok?"
"With you in front of me, unless I'm really a three or five-year-old doll, I won't be able to escape the spanking every day." Thinking of the long warning ruler, Shenlong didn't care about the dignity of a man at all, let alone let him face it. It doesn't matter if the classics are called "teacher" or "grandpa".
Mu Huaiyuan reached out and pressed Shenlong's shaking head, "But the teacher doesn't know that you are pretending to be stupid. The current progress is enough for the teacher. Besides, I don't think that being a good king requires literary talents. It's amazing. You can cherish the power of the people, so that the young can be raised and the old can be relied on. You are the best king."
"You speak as if you know that I will be a good emperor in the future."
"I met for His Highness, you will be a generation of Mingjun." Mu Huaiyuan casually found a reason.
It's a pity that Shenlong is not easy to fool, and said directly, "Based on the appearance alone, the father is also a dragon and a phoenix among people."
But his father is a luxurious and lustful emperor. Shenlong only looked at the account books in the palace and knew that the officials at the bottom wanted to support Emperor Taixing's extravagance. They must be constantly searching for the people's fat and anointment. This "Great Zhou Dynasty" is probably on the verge of collapse. up.
Mu Huaiyuan "Oh?" approached Shenlong, pinched his chin, and let Shenlong look up for himself.
His eyes were very focused, and he said after looking at Shenlong until his face turned red, "Your Highness is even better."
"You look at your face in the mirror every day, and you still think I look good?" Shenlong was really surprised.
It's not that Shenlong looks down on his appearance.In all fairness, Shenlong has a small face, big eyes, a straight nose bridge, and chubby lips are also extremely delicate and outstanding. If you are in modern society, you will have no problem being a little fresh meat sought after by thousands of girls, and you can even wear women's clothing. In one fell swoop, countless people knelt down and yelled that she is a big boss in women's clothing, but Shenlong still felt that his face was too motherly.Even if he didn't have the title of "stupid", his face didn't have any deterrent effect when he stood up, he looked like someone's pampered young lady.
Mu Huaiyuan is different.He was born to be celestial, and all his facial features are beautiful, but they are still as shining as the morning sun, as bright as jade mountains, and as rustic as pines and cypresses. At first glance, he is a male god who cannot be mistaken.
The looks of Shenlong and Mu Huaiyuan are put together. When picking faces, I am afraid that no man will choose Shenlong.
"Hey, if you were born the same as your father, why didn't your father get entangled by princesses when he was young? None of my aunts are easy to get along with. In order to fight for a good-looking, gentle and considerate husband, they fight It's a mess." Thinking of the face problem, Shenlong suddenly felt gossip, wanting to see Mu Huaiyuan's embarrassed expression.
The ancients could not casually discuss elders, so would Mu Huaiyuan be embarrassed when talking about his father?
Shenlong rolled his eyes, Mu Huaiyuan flicked him on the forehead, and asked calmly, "How does junior know that the princesses in the palace have never fought for me?"
"...uh." Thinking of the invisible but actually numerous half-sisters in the palace, Shenlong suddenly became uncertain.
He put aside the question just now, and tugged on Mu Huaiyuan's sleeve nervously, fearing that Mu Huaiyuan would be overwhelmed by the pursuit of the princesses for a while, and make a decision that he would regret forever, "If you have a choice, you should choose from Let’s choose a daughter-in-law from a noble family. My group of sisters, except for sister Shuzhen who was born to the concubine Xian, all mothers are from the palace, and their education is not very good; and if you marry the princess, your official career will end. You must not I can't see it."
Is this caring about him?
Mu Huaiyuan stared deeply at Shenlong, feeling strange joy in his heart.
He rubbed the top of Shenlong's head and promised Shenlong, "Junior, don't worry, other members of the Mu family have already removed my father's branch. I want to live and live well so that my father will not be the last person in the family. Marriage to the royal family is a must." The next thing to do. If the teacher hadn't sent me to His Highness, I'd plan to write a book to become famous, be recommended as an official as a talented person, and go to a poor place to slowly earn my qualifications."
"Why do you sometimes call me 'His Royal Highness', and sometimes call me 'Junior Brother'."
"In front of people, His Highness needs majesty, so I call His Highness 'Your Highness'; after people, you and I get closer, and call you 'Brother' to show off my status as a senior brother and make you obedient." Mu Huaiyuan held Shenlong's hand hand, tapped his palm, and smiled lowly, "I can't hit your hand to scare you, so I can only let you get close to me, so that you can listen to my words."
Mu Huaiyuan's eyes were too gentle, his tone of voice was too seductive, or the earth dragon in the room was too hot.
Shenlong's brain twitched, and he didn't know how to blurt out, "I said, why do your moves look so familiar, isn't it the mother's move against the father's emperor?"
The smile on the corner of Mu Huaiyuan's mouth deepened, his long eyebrows raised, and he looked deeply at Shenlong, and asked in a deep voice: "Your Highness loves so much, Mu Huaiyuan can't bear it."
"No, no, I didn't mean that, you misunderstood!" Seeing Mu Huaiyuan walk away, Shenlong wanted to grab the ground with his head.
Conscience of heaven and earth, he just owed it, absolutely not intending to hook up with Mu Huaiyuan.
Mu Huaiyuan didn't even change his clothes, he went directly to the school grounds, squinted his eyes when he saw Fan Su's robust figure like a calf, and humbly asked for advice: "If you want to train to such a figure, what should you do?"
His Highness actually thinks that he should be subdued?
It can be seen that he is too thin.
The author has something to say:
Mu Huaiyuan: Didn't my junior brother humiliate me because I don't have eight-pack abs?
Shenlong: No, no, no, don't worry!I haven't thought of such a profound question!
#不写黄文小剧园 is because we are underage, let us stick to the principles and not harm young children#
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