Are you stupid?

Everyone knows that you need to drink medicine when you are sick.

Right now Emperor Taixing was ill, even the imperial physician who always liked to cover up his illness said clearly that if Emperor Taixing refused to drink medicine properly, his condition would only get worse and even his life was endangered.

Everyone knew that Emperor Taixing needed to drink medicine, but Emperor Taixing refused to drink it himself, and no one could pinch the emperor's neck and down the medicine.

After a night of nonsense, Emperor Taixing got up tired all over his body. The palace servants did not wipe his face with a soft and delicate cloth towel first, but knelt in front of Emperor Taixing with a cup of black bitter medicine on a bright red carved lacquer tray. before.

Emperor Taixing suddenly felt bored, he frowned, and asked in a deep voice: "Meng Kai, what do you mean?"

Meng Kai smiled wryly and leaned over to rub Emperor Taixing's shoulders, and explained bravely, "The imperial doctor said that His Majesty's body is deficient, the kidney water is insufficient, and the wind and sun are disturbing, so he feels dizzy from time to time. Use some medicine Your majesty's dragon body will be healthier only after recuperation, and this servant is caring for your majesty. This servant is tied to your majesty's favor and humiliation for the rest of his life, who in this palace is more loyal than this servant. The servant is all thinking of your majesty's health."

Emperor Taixing frowned and listened to Meng Kai's speech, and said arbitrarily: "The dragon is very healthy, there is no need to eat these things."

"Your Majesty, don't you always say that you are dizzy?"

"That's because I was entangled too much by a group of girls at night, and I didn't have a good rest!" Emperor Taixing patted his huge belly and said proudly, "My waist is ten circumferences wide, mighty and intimidating, and the strongest. The girl who walked around on Zhenlong's bed, which one will not be able to get up in the room the next day. Even if anyone needs to make up, it should be those little girls. Take it, take it, I'm so impatient with this bitter juice. "

"Your Majesty, the imperial physician said..."

"Okay!" Emperor Taixing simply overturned the medicine bowl, kicked the little eunuch who was holding the medicine bowl away, and shouted angrily, "I explained to you that I value you, but you have learned to put your nose on your face. Regardless of your identity, you dare to speak nonsense about my body. Go out and kneel sober, and if you dare to make me unhappy all morning, I will let you go out and suffer a few times to understand the truth."

The little eunuch was kicked until his eyes were staring, it took him a long time to get up, Meng Kai hurriedly dragged him out, and knelt together at the door.

They went out, Emperor Taixing's anger was still there, he was still thrashing and beating in the bedroom, and dragged out more than a dozen servants in succession to whip him to vent his anger.

The people in Caiyun Palace were silent, they didn't even dare to make a sound when they walked, for fear that they would disturb Emperor Taixing and cause trouble for him, until Shenlong asked to see him before Meng Kai heaved a sigh of relief.

Meng Kai hurried in and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, the crown prince asks to see you."

"The dragon is here? Let him come here—come here and dress me." Emperor Taixing always felt that the room was very hot but couldn't bear the wind, so he had to open his clothes in the bedroom.

In recent days, Emperor Taixing sweated easily, but when he sweated a little, he felt itchy again.Realizing that his son was coming to see him, Emperor Taixing finally couldn't get in the way of face, so he remembered to ask his servant to dress him up.

But just after putting on a layer, Emperor Taixing felt stuffy and itchy again and again.

He simply waved his hands impatiently, "Okay, just put on the inner coat and that's it. The crown prince and I are father and son, so you don't have to be so particular about it."

What Shenlong happened to see after entering the door was Emperor Taixing impatiently unbuttoning the round-neck double-breasted underwear. He blinked in surprise, "What's the matter, father? Are you not happy?"

Emperor Taixing sighed, "I'm always sweating, I feel uncomfortable, and my skin is very itchy."

Shenlong laughed immediately, and took out a sweat towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "It turns out that the father also thinks that the Caiyun Temple is too hot. My son dare not wear too much every time he comes here."

He gestured to himself, "When my son came to pay respects to his father, he only dared to wear a layer of gauze inner garment, so he put on the undergarment and Taoist robe, and then put on the outermost layer of fox fur to keep out the cold. In the past, my son I thought that my father was afraid of the cold, so I kept burning the dragons in Caiyun Palace so much, so it turned out that my father felt too hot."

Emperor Taixing's eyes lit up immediately, and he said pleasantly, "Is it because the earth dragon is too hot?"

"Yes." Shenlong was puzzled, and looked at Emperor Taixing inexplicably. He didn't understand why Emperor Taixing acted like an excited dog digging the ground when he heard that the earth was too hot.

"Yes, yes, it must be so." Emperor Taixing said vaguely, met his son's puzzled eyes, laughed and said, "It's not this group of servants who insisted that I was weak with the imperial doctor. Forced I drink medicine."

Shenlong: "..."

If the imperial physician asked others to drink medicine, Shenlong might feel that there was a conspiracy, but Emperor Taixing?With his bad life style of hanging out with a group of men and women every day, he should have suffered from kidney deficiency long ago.The imperial doctor advised him to take the medicine because he must have sincerely felt that Emperor Taixing's body was too weak.

Shenlong only thought of this, but forgot that he was a young boy who loves sports, with a strong body, and he was much more frost-resistant than the old and frail Emperor Taixing.Shenlong felt that the earth dragon burnt in Caiyun Temple was too hot, so it was really hot, but Emperor Taixing was not resistant to cold and heat. If the earth dragon weakened, he would suffer from the wind and cold instead.Moreover, as long as Emperor Taixing felt a little upset or tired, he would sweat profusely, which was not caused by "heat" at all.

Shenlong sat beside Emperor Taixing, watching him scold Meng Kai again.

Meng Kai said bitterly: "Your Majesty, it's been cold in the past few days. You just said that you were shivering from the cold when you left the palace. This servant didn't mean to shirk responsibility, but this servant made the earth dragon burnt enough because he was afraid that His Majesty would be caught in the cold by the cold. Nah."

"It's 'for me' again. You, a servant, should have made my life comfortable, but now I've been arranged by you to make things difficult for me. You still have the face to hold your mouth open. I think you're in the position of the manager. Sitting up for too long, my heart is full of arrogance!—Where are the guards? Pull Meng Kai out and reward him with ten sticks, so he can wake up his head!"

Meng Kai's explanation did not impress Emperor Taixing at all. These days, he has been annoyed by the continuous "for the sake of His Majesty's Eucharist" so much that he wants to kill someone.

Of course there would be no guards in the inner court, but there were quite a few strong servants, who quickly entered the door and took Meng Kai out of the car with his mouth covered and beat him hard.

There are only two kinds of beatings for court officials: court staff and whipping. The court staff strips their pants and spanks their buttocks in public, and even burying them in their palms can deceive themselves and others; Leak out.For the courtiers, the court rod was the punishment they deserved. Although it was embarrassing to beat them, it was acceptable.

But for the servants, it's just the opposite.

The servants had already been castrated when they entered the palace, and their bodies were incomplete. It would be a great shame to take off their pants and expose their incomplete bodies in the air for the crowd to see!

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty is merciful!" Meng Kai, who had always been calm and tactful, couldn't stand this sudden change, and screamed when his pants were stripped outside the door.

The sharp and hoarse voice hurt Shenlong's eardrums.

He almost felt sorry for Meng Kai—Meng Kai was loyal to Emperor Taixing, but Emperor Taixing treated him like this in the end.

Emperor Taixing could barely hear Meng Kai's hoarse shouts in his bedroom.

He pouted outside, and asked Shenlong happily: "Come here so early, did you encounter something you don't understand?"

Shenlong lowered his eyes to hide his cold contempt for Emperor Taixing, and smiled shyly, "Father is wise, so Father is right."

"Father knows that his son was always by the mother's side in the past, so even if he wakes up now, he is much more sensitive to palace affairs than other things." Shenlong lowered his head in embarrassment, and almost buried it in his arms , "After studying in the household department for a long time, my son can't understand anything else, except that he has not let the maid out for more than ten years."

"I happened to come across the memorandum written by Si Tianjian, saying that there was little snow in winter in many places, and there was not enough rain in spring this year. I begged my father to make a decision as soon as possible whether to sacrifice to the gods or prepare silver taels for disaster relief." Shenlong scratched his head and asked as if he didn't understand. "Father, spring is in the east. You said that the lack of rain in spring has something to do with the fact that there have been no court ladies out of the palace for too long, which will affect the harmony between men and women in the world. And..."

He lowered his voice, turned his nervous eyes left and right to make sure that there were no other servants in the bedroom, and then said in a lower voice, "The main reason is that sacrifices and disaster relief are very expensive. Letting the maids out doesn't even need to send money."

Emperor Taixing thought that what his son was going to say was something important, but in the end he wanted to let the maid out of the palace because he was not willing to take the money.

She waved her hand indifferently, "What is this? If you want to let the maid out of the palace, you can let it go. Anyway, I have heard your mother mention it before, and the palace is almost full of people."

Shenlong said solemnly: "How can you not tell Father clearly. Some of the court ladies were favored by Father, and their identities are different from others."

"What's the difference? They're all cheap things." Taixing Emperor sneered, "Besides, they have been in the palace for more than ten years, quietly, so it can be seen that they are not a good color. A group of old and decrepit, released The palace has nothing to worry about, if there is a big deal of trouble, I will reward them with a few taels of silver."

"Father is still thoughtful." Shenlong was deeply moved, and after he finished speaking, he asked, "What should I do if I am asked by the courtiers?"

"Are they asking? Why are they asking this? Besides, didn't the positions in the harem be allotted in the third year of my ascension to the throne? A group of people with no names and no divisions, the group of old guys in the court, even if you ask, you can't reach this group Old-fashioned." Emperor Taixing yawned, "It's troublesome at the Ministry of Household Affairs, I don't know how much money I can get after disbanding the maids. Gu Jian always humiliates me by taking advantage of his position, and keeps his mouth shut." Your Majesty does not know that it is difficult to support a family, and the national treasury has run out of money', don't let me feel comfortable. You are squatting in the household department, and he must have made things difficult for you."

Resentment flashed in Emperor Taixing's eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said: "King Lu started selling from the Ministry of Households in the early years, otherwise I wouldn't have withdrawn the Minister of the Ministry of Households last year, and I haven't ordered any personal compensation until now. superior."

"Uncle? Isn't he still staying in the fief? Could it be that he has entered the capital?"

Emperor Taixing nodded with a heavy expression, "Yeah, since the establishment of the crown prince to announce to the world, he rushed from the fief to the capital non-stop when he got the news. He said that he wanted to see the new crown prince of Dazhou all his life. I don't believe his nonsense. He was thrown into the mountain by me back then, and I didn't let him stop to spy on the court. But thinking that he could only stare blankly when he saw my successor, how could I not allow him to enter the capital."

Just as the father and son were talking, Meng Kai, who had been dragged out to carry out the stick duties, came back.

With trembling legs, he knelt in front of Emperor Taixing to thank him, and with both hands desperately pulled the skirt of his clothes to cover his waist and abdomen, the reverence and trust for Emperor Taixing disappeared in his eyes.

The author has something to say:

Shenlong: Originally, I just wanted to trick you, but I didn't expect you to take the initiative and cheat yourself.

Emperor Taixing: In terms of death, Lao Tzu is number one in the world.

My grandfather passed away at the age of 92. It was a happy funeral, and he passed away peacefully (it’s just that the relatives are too disgusting, and it’s not just adding chaos, but they also specially add trouble to others).

In the past three days, I have been busy with the funeral for the old man, which has caused the update to be unstable.

The rest is the first seven, three seven, five seven, seven seven and one hundred days and then there are things that require my participation.

Tomorrow, the update frequency of 12 noon and 12 midnight will resume, I love you all.