Are you stupid?

If the first emperor was alive, Empress Dowager Cui was full of jealousy and hatred, and wanted to cast a curse on all the concubines and children of Emperor Taixing to death. The courtiers might still have doubts, but now that Emperor Taixing is gone, it is said that he is magnanimous and kind. Empress Dowager Cui, who had lived all her life, suddenly had a new hobby, taking pleasure in believing in cults and killing people.

It's so ridiculous that no fool would believe it!

But even if the news that spreads suddenly like this is false, the content cannot be all false.

So, is there really a pregnant woman hidden in Empress Dowager Cui's Changchun Palace?

Although the first emperor was greedy and lustful, the new emperor is young and full of vigor.If it was really the late emperor's child, there was nothing wrong with explaining it. Now that the woman who is pregnant with the child is well hidden, maybe the timing of the pregnancy is wrong.

If this is the case, Xinjun is currently busy with the title of "filial son", and Empress Dowager Cui found out that the woman next to Xinjun is pregnant. She is afraid that this woman will ruin Xinjun's reputation. It is really reasonable to hide her instead of killing her. .

——As expected of the late emperor's son, Chaos in women's sex is indeed the same as his father's.

The courtiers who got the news all thought of the rumors in this direction, but since she is a woman who can be hidden, it can be seen that her status is not valuable, and she is also a woman who can be killed at any time.It may be more useful to keep this woman and child in the future.

Those who deliberately spread this kind of news must be women with plans in the harem, so they should not mix these things for no reason and serve as gunmen for a group of little girls.

With unspeakable thoughts in mind, the courtiers followed their train of thought and pretended to be deaf and dumb. They did not say a word about "pregnant women" to the new king, and concentrated on preparing for the enthronement ceremony.

Prince Hanzhang is both the legitimate son and the eldest son alive, with a noble and impeccable status.Shenlong is very clear that he has the rumor of "Heavenly Fire" added to him, and he doesn't need to show his legitimacy again with extravagant and wasteful large-scale ceremonies. step.

The courtiers are all waiting for the first edict after the new king ascends the throne, wanting to see what the new king is going to do.

As a result, the first edict that waited seemed to have nothing to do with the courtiers, but it made all the officials in Beijing and China tighten their tails.

The first hundreds of words in the new emperor's edict are all about the difficulty of making contributions to the ancestors. The Great Zhou Dynasty finally ended the decades-long world, allowing the people to live a stable and stable life. Then, the new emperor began to imagine the future , made a great wish, and vowed that he must be an outstanding monarch like his ancestors.In the last few decades, the new king finally wanted to see the poor--frugal to build a family, extravagant to subjugate the country, he is willing to follow the example of Tai/zu, and only use ten dishes for each meal!

It seems that Xinjun just gave himself the title of "simple" on the basis of "filial son", but the vocabulary used by Xinjun before "use ten dishes per meal" is "luxury and subjugation".So in other words, if each meal eats more dishes than the new king, isn't it all the treacherous ministers who have subjugated the country?

The courtiers with a little brain went home and fell silent when they saw the dishes on the food table, and quickly tried to reduce their own food and beverage expenses.

The big court comes once every ten days, and the small court meeting is held every day. During the daily work, the courtiers are very close to the emperor.The courtiers who began to cut food expenses soon discovered that their guess was correct, because when they met the new monarch to discuss the state affairs, they found that the few old Taoist robes that the new monarch wore repeatedly were not worn every day like other monarchs. new clothes.The courtiers lowered their heads, looked at their brand-new official uniforms, and fell into deep thought again.

During the more than 20 years of Emperor Taixing's reign in the Great Zhou Dynasty, it has become more and more extravagant, and it works from top to bottom. As long as the courtiers have a little financial resources, they will try their best to decorate themselves, wear new clothes every day, and repeatedly carve their houses. Make your home look resplendent and magnificent, and set up a large banquet table. Not only entertain guests with hundreds of dishes, but also deliberately open the door of the house, forcing passers-by to sit outside the second door to accompany the banquet to show your financial resources.

The wind of comparison has become so strong that many officials with talents but no wealth are ashamed to associate with others.

In order not to reveal the shame that they have no money to entertain guests, some officials took bribes on a whim, and some officials accepted the bribes of the Jiayu County King. Only officials with the strongest hearts and no fear of ridicule from the world closed their homes and did not participate in this. A race of luxury.

Just like the extravagance of Emperor Taixing, the new emperor practiced simplicity after he ascended the throne, even if it was for his courtiers to see, the courtiers dare not underestimate it.

Many courtiers who had to be humiliated before and shut their homes and could not communicate with others finally breathed a sigh of relief, and they don't have to tense their nerves today.

But many people don't think that Xinjun can continue to be simple.

They didn't want to rush directly in front of the new king and ask the new king how long he was going to pretend, and they didn't dare to deliberately hold a big banquet to test the new king's bottom line, so they turned their ideas on the Cui family.

The Cui family has five families, the first three masters are all direct descendants, and the remaining two masters are concubines.Empress Dowager Cui was born in the third room of the Cui family, and was favored by Emperor Taixing. Even if the old lady of the Cui family was alive, she would move out to live alone. hands and feet.

However, the narrowness of the few rooms in the Cui family's old house does not mean that their quality of life has declined. With their identities as foreign relatives, the three descendants of the Cui family have titles bestowed by Emperor Taixing on them. Like Mrs. Cui San, she enjoys the glory brought by Chaopin's order.Cui's family is really rich.

Fullness, warmth, lust/desire.

Since the third master Cui's family moved to a new house and stopped staring at the love affairs of relatives in the old house, the sons of the second master Cui's family became more and more wanton.

There are many dandies in Beijing, and there is even a group of wealthy businessmen who are able to hang out with the officials' dandies because of their wealth. These sons of wealthy businessmen are called "idlers". In addition to eating and playing with them, "idle people" occasionally secretly take on some jobs, helping some officials deliberately deceive people, so as to gain benefits for the family business.

This time, the two sons of Master Cui Er's family were lured out by a group of idlers.

"Second Master Cui is an upright uncle of the country. Are you afraid of those group of officials? You will inherit the title of the Cui family in the future. Now that you are afraid, how can you stand up to the Cui family in the future?"

"Yes, Second Lord, Your Majesty is your own nephew, everyone is afraid of you, how can you still be afraid? Your Majesty has ascended the throne, and the good life of the Cui family is yet to come."

"Yes, yes, in a few days, the new king will show kindness to the world, and the Cui family's title and salary will have to grow even longer!"

Cui Xingzhi was so flattered that he drank cup after cup with his head on his head. When he was dizzy from drinking, he finally couldn't help waving his hands with his tongue out, "Hey, don't you think that Your Majesty values ​​my uncle's family too much. Ha, I The dead ghost of the uncle's family is only breathless, and the old lady is desperately trying to send the dead ghost's little sister into the palace to be a concubine, but the queen mother doesn't like it, and refuses to say a word. I'll just wait and see That sick ghost died, who dares to send an orphan girl to the palace."

The so-called "dead ghost" and "sick ghost" refer to the only son of Mr. Cui's family. He was originally a healthy person. After His Highness Lin De died, he couldn't want to go horse racing on the mountain and broke his ankle.Afterwards, he was ashamed to see people and drank too much at home, and no one could stop him. Within a year, he would kill himself, and now he is lying on the bed and hangs himself with ginseng.

The Cui family needed ginseng with good age and high efficacy, and the three princes in the palace also needed ginseng. Mrs. Cui and Mrs. Cui always relied on being the elders of Empress Dowager Cui to go to the palace to ask for medicinal materials. How could Empress Cui be willing to see them more.

The second householder of the Cui family was incompetent and had no achievements in the imperial court. Seeing that his elder brother’s family was in trouble, and his son was about to die, he was so excited that he couldn’t sleep, so he said directly to his son, “If your cousin dies, you must adopt your son to inherit the family. , when the time comes, our father and I will be out of our heads," he said nonsense.Cui Xingzhi is also incompetent, and he believes it when he hears it. Even if his cousin is not dead, he feels that it is a certainty that he will be adopted as the eldest son, and he acts more and more unscrupulously.

The idlers exchanged a few glances with each other, leading him to say: "Oh? There are such things. Your majesty is such a filial person, can the old lady not talk to your majesty?"

"Second cousin? Haha, you think highly of him." Cui Xingzhi smiled carefully, "He has been a fool for so many years, how can he understand the benefits of women. Before his aunt arranged for him to serve him, he was so scared that he dare not have sex with women now. Get close. Let me see, Da Zhou will have to be like my family in the future—adoption!"

The faces of the idlers became excited, and they were suddenly pleasantly surprised: "Your Majesty is fifteen or sixteen, right? You are actually afraid of women!"

One of them intentionally moved to Cui Xingzhi's side and interjected, "Isn't there a rumor that there is a pregnant woman hiding in the Queen Mother's Palace? If it's not His Majesty's, is it really the late Emperor's child? It's really the late Emperor's, so there's no need to hide it, right?" ?”

Cui Xingzhi was so drunk that he couldn't distinguish anything. He let out a mouthful of alcohol and snorted, "My aunt is the most face-saving person. If it is really the late emperor's child, she will definitely take care of it with great fanfare. If the palace woman is really pregnant Child, there must be something wrong with this child."

Cui Xingzhi was given a few more glasses of wine, and finally passed away.

The idlers took advantage of the situation to leave, and after a while, Jingzhao led someone to rush in, seeing Cui Xingzhi, who was disheveled and drunk among a group of women, immediately had a terrible headache.

——Drunk and hungover in the first emperor's filial piety period, you must be punished. This matter is obviously someone trying to trick Cui Xingzhi.

"How to do?"

Jingzhao slapped his hands on the head vigorously, and said angrily: "'What to do'? What else can I do, someone came to report, arrest!"

Jingzhao didn't dare to put Cui Xingzhi into Jingzhao's prison, and after he tied him up, he hurriedly led him into the palace.

Shenlong sat on the dragon chair, resting his chin on his palm to watch the excitement.His eyes lingered slightly on Jing Zhao, who was kneeling below, wishing to hide, then fell on Cui Xingzhi, and ordered softly, "Wake me up."

"Your Majesty, what happened today..."

"Just do whatever you want." Before Jingzhao finished speaking, Shenlong ordered directly, "Cui's filial piety seeks pleasure, extravagance, and a debt of grace. The whole family is demoted to the third rank. Cui Xingzhi's character is inferior and cannot be tolerated." Heir, you will not be allowed to be an official in the court in this life."

After talking about the punishment, Shenlong ordered the vegetarian snack in front of him, "Wrap it up and take it there, so that my great-grandmother will not be too angry because of her unworthy descendants. There is cork juice in this snack, which makes me very angry."

"Isn't it time for the palace examination? It's time for me to pass." Shenlong showed his white teeth to the second cousin who was just woken up and saw that he was almost scared out of his wits, Shi Shiran walked towards the main hall that was completely decorated as an examination room.

On the day of Mu Huaiyuan's exam, he wouldn't worry about these crap things.

The author has something to say:

Shenlong: Like an old father whose child is going to the examination room, he is heartbroken.

Mu Huaiyuan: Then shall I ask your father to have sex at night?

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