Life is bloody eight o'clock

As soon as it got dark, Ning Jun's car had already parked downstairs at Tong Ling's house. She went to the supermarket and bought two bottles of Jiang Xiaobai, a bucket of family-sized chocolate ice cream, a catty of Zhou Hei Duck, and three catties including pistachios and hazelnuts. , cashew nuts, walnuts, melon seeds, pine nuts, etc., arm yourself with sufficient food and alcohol, and get ready for a tough battle.

When Tong Ling opened the door, she was not surprised to see her with big bags and small bags. After all, there were a dozen 1640 on the bar behind her, as well as all the things that beautiful girls should not eat when they are losing weight.

"Go change your clothes and take off your makeup." Tong Ling, who was wearing the most comfortable home clothes, ordered, "I put your pajamas in the bathroom."

This sentence can be said to be a first-level warning.

In order to prevent myself from crying into a panda when removing makeup, changing clothes is to at least maintain physical comfort in a state of extreme pain, so as not to wrinkle clothes when hysterical and have to take care of them the next day.

Over the years, the alarm at this level has only sounded twice among them. The first time was when Tong Ling was mistressed by a greasy middle-aged uncle, and the other time when Ning Jun was stabbed and framed at work and had to resign.

While rubbing the makeup remover cotton on his eyes, Ning Jun secretly cheered himself up, encouraging himself to face everything bravely, and let him collapse for a while at worst.

When she came out, Tong Ling was putting 2 liters of oolong tea and a large bucket of mineral water beside the coffee table, like a bird preparing to sit and lie on its eggs.

"I'm afraid you'll get dehydrated for a while." Tong Ling explained, "Sit down first."

"Is it so serious?" Ning Jun was relieved of the panic in her heart by her exaggerated behavior, "Could it be that he is an alien."

"I'd rather he be an alien." Tong Ling rolled her eyes and held up the ipad in her hand, "Octopus is fine. Even if you can't immigrate to aliens, at least you have lived a life of adventure hunting."

"I'm starting to get scared." Ning Jun sat cross-legged on the sofa, filled himself a glass of beer, and took a sip of the froth to suppress his shock.

"Let's have a look." Tong Ling called out the page and handed it to her, "It's easier than imagined, and it's also more amazing than imagined."

Ning Jun took it, and only saw an open forum, with the three characters Nong Fengyue floating on the front page, and the page was specially searched for keywords, so she glanced at it.

The articles were published during the four years of Xu Douxiao's university, and the pages were as many as a hundred pages. She clicked on one at random, and found that it was a relationship based on her fiancé and Yuan Ben. She clicked on another one, and it was the same story again. Content.

Ning Jun clicked on them one by one, and with beautiful or white eyes, lively or calm writing, he read all kinds of love stories between Xu and Yuan, including those about university, work, ancient costume, the Republic of China, contemporary, and recent love stories. Future, Realism, Romanticism, Magical Realism, Criminal Investigation, Supernatural, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Childbearing, They are enemies, They fall in love at first sight, They are childhood sweethearts, They force marriage contract, They lose memory, Car accident , terminal illness, childbirth, all imaginable types of love have been staged more than three times in turn.

They were picked out of the same style, class schedule, self-study, and snacks and drinks they brought each other. They have a special pink collection and photo building.

For a moment, Ning Jun thought that what she saw was the traffic cp of a certain popular TV series. She had reason to believe that if she read the comments carefully, she would definitely see Wei fans, pro-mother fans, girlfriend fans, and black fans.

"What is this?" Ning Jun was shocked.

Tong Ling, who had already been shocked for a round, seemed much calmer: "The forum of Xu Douxiao's alma mater. Their school is really active and pioneering. This is a hidden forum. It happens that my sister is an active member of the school and has permission to read it. The girl tried her best, interviewed Xu Douxiao's name in Nengfengyue, and then came out with these."

Ning Jun tried to change the key words: "That doesn't mean anything. You are for entertainment. Is this kind of CP thing rare? Standing together, two good-looking boys can cause screams. What's more, they are still good friends, you see, there are Xu Douxiao and Gu Yue, Su Rui and Tian Yu, Tian Yu and Yuan Ben. I understand what all members of 0708 mean, isn't it their student union?"

"I thought so too at the beginning, but take a look at this." Tong Ling took the Ipad and changed the interface, and called up a form, "I grabbed the CP data of Fengyue for ten years, although this section Very active, a total of 96 pairs of CPs appeared, but among them, the pair of Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben are much more popular than others.

We now take RPS culture or CP literature for granted. It is the result of film and television communication and the development of the Internet. The hit rate of a program can reach hundreds of millions, and the creation of a fan of a big V can have tens of thousands of reposts. , What a base is this, and there is deliberate marketing and promotion.

The popularity on campus forums cannot be realized, there is no promotion, and there is no need for them to operate. Isn't it doubtful that there can be such a high popularity? "

"We also had it back then, from the Internet..."

Tong Ling interrupted her pale rebuttal: "That kind of person is openly out of the closet and doing their best to promote themselves. I checked, and neither Xu Douxiao nor Yuan Ben made any ambiguous remarks whether it was from Congwang.com or Jiulang. , What is it that supports the little girls' four-year budding and continuous and stable output?"

"The two of them even have a game." Tong Ling sighed and said annoyedly, "Although I couldn't download it to play, but judging from the guides on the forum, it's the kind of love guide that sprinkles dog food and dog blood together. Games, none of the artists under my command make this kind of games. How boring are they in the real world!"

Tong Ling simply filled Jiang Xiaobai's cup for herself, and turned another page with the nuts.

"Ning, we have been good sisters for 20 years. We have come all the way. It stands to reason that the girl's best friend relationship is already boring enough. Will you do the financial accounts of our class for me? Listen This paragraph."

Tong Ling recited a speech in a forum, from "A Rational Discussion on the Real Xu-Yuan Relationship", "During his sophomore year, Xu Douxiao helped Yuan Ben to complete all the accounts in the class. Last time our class went to Barbecue, I heard him call Xu Douxiao to ask how much money is left in Cary, and Xu Douxiao told him to keep the receipts bought in the supermarket, and remember to ask for tickets when renting tools. Yuan Ben was very obedient and stayed there all the time, I know."

Ning Jun didn't speak. She had already drank two bottles of beer and was about to attack the third one. She didn't even look at the IPad in Tong Ling's hand, as if it was some kind of document from hell.

"There is also this section. The two of them went to study "Goldfish Breeding and Appreciation" in their junior year." Tong Ling chewed the almonds. "Let me talk about this course in detail. Doesn't our school require at least five college courses?

Except for amateurs, most people would rarely choose the Agricultural College in District F. The course I took was even more bizarre. It was actually on a Saturday afternoon. I really would never choose it unless I had no other choice.

Except for the first class, when there are rarely more than ten people in the class, it is a big classroom with more than 100 people!

I just ended a relationship at that time, life would be better than death, it’s okay to have classes at ordinary times, and I will recall every detail of being with him on weekends.

In order to get rid of the shadow of the past, I decided to go to class every week and let the beautiful little goldfish heal my heartache.As a result, I found that Yuan Ben and Xu Douxiao also made full attendance in this class. "

"On Saturday afternoon, the two people who grew up like that went hand in hand to attend the "Goldfish Breeding and Appreciation" of the Agricultural College in the Diaojiao teaching building in the remote southern district. Is it because they both like goldfish very much? ?”

"Maybe it's..." Ning Jun hugged the pillow and struggled for the last time, "Xu Douxiao, he, he's a little strange."

"Don't be stupid!" Tong Ling, who had been drinking, slapped her on the back of the head with no strength in her hand, and put her head on the pillow, "I'm afraid he doesn't have a diverse circle of friends, It’s him who is diverse! No matter how much you love him, no matter how dedicated you are, you can’t ruin the rest of your life on someone who will never love you.”

"What should I do?" Ning Jun sobbed softly, "I'm so scared, I'm afraid what you said is true, but I'm also afraid that we misunderstood him."

"Go and check!" Tong Ling pouted, "I'll check with you, let's check him clearly, I want to see if they are goldfish lovers or in a relationship!"

In love, of course.

Seven years ago...

Yuan Ben paid attention when applying for elective courses. They were already in their third year of junior high school, with heavy schoolwork, internships coming one after another, and the postgraduate entrance examination was just around the corner.

Although the work of the student union has been handed over one after another, it is still difficult for the two of them to get together, and Yuan Ben can only make a fuss about elective courses.

Classes in the Agricultural College have always been unpopular, not to mention the place where the class is held, and the time is very tricky. Yuan Ben chose to choose, and watched "Goldfish Breeding and Appreciation" on Saturday afternoon, slept late in the morning, and ate together at noon Have a meal, go to class slowly, find a seat by the window in the lecture theater, outside the window is the vegetable field and orchard of the Agricultural College, the breeze blows, the trees rustle, the insects sing and the birds sing, it is an idyllic scenery. Couldn't be a better place for a date.

Xu Douxiao didn't know what he was thinking, he only thought that he forgot the time of elective courses, so he couldn't be sent here, but with his lover, it didn't matter even if he was teaching sows' postpartum care, he could still make full attendance in the courses.

The weather was fine on this day, and the white clouds in the sky were all calling contemporary college students to go out and enjoy life to the fullest. There were less than a dozen people scattered here and there in the lecture hall of a hundred people, and the teachers in class were of no nature. "Jaws".

Xu Douxiao has already watched it three times, and at this moment he is spreading out his notebook to brush up questions. Yuan Ben has never watched this classic horror film, so he put the book aside and read it intently.

Although Yuan Ben has an appearance of not fearing ghosts and gods, he actually has the most sensitive reaction to all sudden sound and light special effects, and he is a real thriller.

It's just that he can't escape because of an old movie from the last century.Besides, he was also reluctant to part with Xu Douxiao who was writing hard on the side.

He just got closer and closer, getting closer and closer.

Xu Douxiao stretched out his free left hand knowingly and interestingly, and held Yuan Ben under the table.

Yuan Ben felt his temperature, smiled lightly, did not move his eyes from the screen, just squeezed his little finger, in the next two hours, Xu Douxiao relied on the feeling of his left hand , you can know the direction of the movie, when it is thrilling and when it is relaxing, it all depends on the strength of Yuan Ben's grip on him.

He fell asleep in this loose and tight contact, and when he woke up, the sun had already set in the west, and Yuan Ben was reading a book by Schopenhauer.They were still holding hands, and they were in Yuan Ben's pocket.

"Why didn't you wake me up?" Xu Douxiao was a little embarrassed.

"You're so tired, your eyes are blue." Yuan Ben put the bookmark away, tilted his head to see him smiling, and tapped his eyes, "It's always good to sleep for a while."

When Yuan Ben was with him, he would subconsciously say a lot of modal particles, ah, la, ah, acting coquettishly, paired with his rare smile, like the most precious treasure in the world, Xu Douxiao I can't bear to show it to anyone.

Xu Douxiao: "Sitting like this all the time is tiring."

"How can I be tired when I'm with you?" Yuan Bentan was frank and gentle, "Are you tired?"

Xu Douxiao's face was flushed by what he said, and he could only reply softly: "Me neither."