Youjia Inn

"So far, the wheel-turning king Xue has changed his ways and has not set foot in the brothel Chu Pavilion for hundreds of years. The efficiency of office and case resolution has also doubled. It can be said that he is diligent and diligent, day and night, and he can be called a model in the underworld industry."

Boss Bai raised his hand and raised his glass, with a beautiful curve on his lips, "If you exclude that he disappears every few decades to be with his wife."

"This wave is okay, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, hiccup—" Su Rui hiccupped, his eyes were drunk, and the corners of his cheeks and eyes were flushed. Jia, your perseverance is commendable. Sigh, it’s been a few lives, is it over yet?”

"This life is No.90 eight times, hurry up." The boss said with emotion, "The two of them can finally make it to the end."

"Yes, yes, yes, isn't that right?" Su Rui continued in a daze.

"At first, Wang Xue just watched the reincarnation of the God of War, but the more he watched, the more he felt distressed. Because the God of War violated the destiny, every life was very miserable. His life was only double ten, and he suffered a lot. Asking about the rule of personnel affairs” and he couldn’t take action directly, so he simply went with his wife again and again to share the joys and sorrows.It's also rare to be infatuated with Ruosi. "

Boss Bai took a sip of the wine in his glass, and when he looked up, Su Rui was already motionless, his face on the table, and he was sound asleep, so drunk that he couldn't wake up.

He weighed the jug, the wine was rattling in the empty jug, most of the pot of flowers was gone, Boss Bai smiled lightly and shook his head.

This pot of wine, I drank three cups by myself, and the rest was in this kid's five internal organs temple. No wonder this kid Su Rui is so drunk.

Snoring broke out everywhere, and Su Rui was too drunk to wake up.

The boss clapped his hands, and immediately there were people floating out of light yellow paper, orderly cleaning up the messy cups and plates on the table.

Just when this group of brainless paper men were about to clear Su Rui, a drunk cat, out of the arena, the boss shook his head, got up and picked Su Rui up, his movements were careful and gentle, for fear of waking up the unconscious person drunk cat.

Su Rui, who was in his sleep, was surrounded by a burst of fragrance, and instinctively followed the fragrance, rubbing it once and twice, Boss Bai's white cuffs had a golden shine.

Boss Bai's heart was broken, his smile froze on his face, and the veins on his forehead kept bulging.

Of course Su Rui, who was so drunk, didn't notice that the boss's anger was about to be reported, so he took the boss's hand, turned over in his arms, found a more comfortable position, and rubbed against his chest again. .Ever since, our Boss Bai's white skirt is also gleaming with saliva.

This kid!The boss stiffened his arms for a long time, resisting the urge to leave with his sleeves.

"Boss! My old Zhang is back, look at what I found this time!" Before anyone arrived, the words arrived first, and Lao Zhang's loud voice said excitedly outside the door.

Boss Bai immediately let go, with a disgusted look on his face.

Our classmate Xiao Su's butt kissed the cold floor just like that.

The sleepy-eyed classmate Xiao Su rubbed his eyes with one hand and his buttocks in dissatisfaction. He couldn't figure out the current situation. He tilted his head for a long time, but he didn't remember what happened.

"Boss, this is a golden pheasant. Hey, it was picked at the junction of the demon world and the spirit world, and brought back for a tooth-beating sacrifice."

Lao Zhang strode in, holding a colorful bird animal with a long tail that dragged the ground, his flesh quivered excitedly.

"Master, this is a juvenile phoenix." Xiao Dao followed behind and spoke with a serious expression on his face. He was really a real young man, so annoying.

"Nonsense! You boy!" Lao Zhang, who has a bad temper, shuddered and hit the knife's head, "Is that a bald chicken called Phoenix? It's a golden pheasant. If it's Phoenix, can you still eat it?"

"Oh." Xiaodao replied dully, "Golden Pheasant, um, Golden Pheasant."

"It's more or less the same." After Lao Zhang cleaned up his apprentices, he turned his head, the little fat on his face twitched, and he couldn't believe his eyes, what, what happened?Su, kid Su is dying?

I saw Su Rui hugging the boss's calf, babbling for some reason and rubbing his face upwards, trying to push his nose on his face.

"Drinking mad?" Old Zhang asked looking at the boss's dark face.

"Yeah." Boss Bai nodded, trying to pull his legs out, but the first attempt failed. Su Rui, a dead boy, hugged his legs just like the dog that guarded food.

"Does the boss want me to help?" Lao Zhang put down the golden pheasant and rolled up his sleeves.

"Yes." Boss Bai's black face remained motionless.

"Hey, boy Su, why is he so heavy?" Lao Zhang lifted Su Rui up like a chicken, "Send it to the guest room? Or splash water?"

"Guest room." Boss Bai popped out two icy balls from his mouth.

"Wow! Let me go! I want a hug! I want a hug!" Su Rui bared his teeth and claws in the air, his posture was like killing a pig.

"Ouch... my ears!" Lao Zhang covered his ears that had been tormented by the magic sound. "How old are you, and you still want to hug? Calm down, ancestor."

"Wow! I just want a hug, what's the matter with you, I want a hug!" Su Rui continued to snark.

"Okay, okay, you are the biggest, you are the biggest." Lao Zhang held Su Rui on his shoulders helplessly, "Let's go!"

"Wow! You stink! You stink! Let go of me, let me go! Ah!" Su Rui punched and kicked Lao Zhang, and even used the special skill of magic sound and spicy ear.

The angry old Zhang hit Su Rui's ass hard, and then cast a silence spell, well, the world is finally quiet.

"Let you make trouble, let's stop now." Lao Zhang shook his shoulders twice, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw his boss's eyes like ice knives gouging out his hand, and he retracted his hand inexplicably guilty. shrink.

"Wow! Vomit, vomit, vomit." Unexpectedly, being bumped by Lao Zhang so much, Su Rui's stomach finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he lay on Lao Zhang's back and vomited profusely.

Lao Zhang couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to have a fit and wanted to throw someone, when suddenly he felt a cold wind whistling behind him, and when he turned around, he found that the boss was looking at him with a smile on his face, it was obvious that if you dare to fall, you will die .Lao Zhang was shocked, and with a black face, he handed Su Rui the knife like a sack.

"You, take this trouble to the guest room!" Turning around, the boss was still smiling at him, making his scalp numb.

"Hey, I'm going to make hangover soup, can't I?" Lao Zhang expressed his grievance.

Xiaodao obeyed his master's words, and he was carefully hugged by the receiver. No matter how much Su Rui punched and kicked, he would never let go, and walked steadily to the second floor like an old dog.

"Oh, Xiaodao, give me the person." The boss sighed, and reluctantly stretched out his hand to hug him.

Xiaodao was a little dazed, looking at the boss's expression, he didn't seem to be very happy, so he said bluntly: "Boss, don't bother, just leave this kid to me."

Boss Bai's outstretched hand froze in the cold wind.Ever since, the boss withdrew his hand, put it behind his back, and began to laugh, laughing like a spring breeze, laughing so that the knife trembled three times for no reason.

Reaching out obediently, Xiaodao obediently handed the big/troublesome Suri to Boss Bai.

As soon as he got into the boss's arms, Su Rui immediately calmed down, straightened his hands and feet obediently, found a comfortable position, and rubbed his snot, tears, and vomiting residue on Boss Bai's clothes.

"Well, you don't need this clothes." The boss supported him, and walked upstairs steadily, Su Rui, who was in his arms, was sleeping peacefully, his mouth was still moving up and down.

What to say?The boss was a little curious and lifted Su Rui's curse.

"Smell, it smells so good, it smells really good, Miss Sister, ah Miss Sister smells so good."

"Uh..." The old man silently sealed Su Rui's mouth, um, I wonder what a drunk would do with his words?The world is still better if it is quiet. Smile.

"Well, what is this? Is this emmm?" Xiaodao was fluttering in the wind downstairs, silently watching the two slowly go upstairs.

How do you think these two people are emmmmm. Real upright boy and good young classmate Xiaodao stayed downstairs for a long time, feeling a little itchy for no reason, he didn't know that he had already lit up the gossip attribute.

"I don't understand, this is called a princess hug." Lao Zhang's voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"Scared, master, when did you come?" Xiaodao asked back.

"When did you come here? It was when you were confused." Lao Zhang handed a bowl of hangover soup to Xiao Dao, "Boy, keep your eyesight open. The hangover soup will be delivered in at least 5 minutes."

Lao Zhang waved his hand and left.

Xiaodao was downstairs holding a bowl of hangover soup with a puzzled expression on his face: "Well, what's the point?"

The boss pushed open a guest room and put Suri on the bed.

"Su Rui, Su Rui." Boss Bai patted Su Rui's face lightly.

"Hmm—" Su Rui raised his hand and knocked off Boss Bai's hand, then turned around and snored on the couch.

"Uh..." Why would I have the idea of ​​letting him change his clothes?

The expressionless boss took out a set of snow-white underwear from the closet and put it aside, used the hold technique to fix Su Rui to death, turned around and poured some hot water into the tub, dipped the towel in the water, and peeled off Su Rui without looking sideways. Rui's clothes, and then wiped them with a wet towel without looking sideways, then put the clothes on him without looking sideways, and finally broke Su Rui's holding spell.

After finishing all this, looking at Su Rui's peaceful and stupid sleeping with the quilt like a pig, Boss Bai let out a long sigh of relief, stretched out his hand to shake the corner of the quilt for Su Rui, and then fell into "Why should I?" I want to serve this kid with my own hands.” In doubt.

"Dong dong dong!" There was a knock on the door outside the house.

"Boss, I'm here to deliver hangover soup."

The boss glanced outside the door and saw that the kid dishonestly put his big white leg outside the quilt, put it back with a black face, shook the quilt without leaving any gaps, and wrapped it tightly, leaving only a little furry head.

"Ahem, please come in." The boss cleared his throat.

"Crackling." Xiaodao pushed open the door, looked around the room with a serious face, always thinking what would happen?

"Put down the soup." Boss Bai said expressionlessly.

"Oh." The confused Xiaodao put down the bowl, and Erzhang left confused.

Boss Bai picked up the bowl, called Su Rui's name twice without any hope, and then helped him to feed the soup with a spoonful of expressionless face, and fell into the whirlpool of "why should I serve this kid myself".