Professional dismantling

"What about you?" Qin Yin almost spit out these words through biting.

"Yeah, I'm not bad either. My figure is still acceptable. My face is not on the same level as He Li, but each has its own charm, right?"

The more Zhao Yao spoke, the more excited he became, and he tried his best to show off his charm, "And now I don't look at my face, okay, who cares about my face when I take off my clothes."

"Hmm..." Qin Yin nodded in agreement, "Skin white waist and soft buttocks, it's his loss that he didn't take a fancy to you."

Zhao Yao grinned, "Although what you said is the truth, Mr. Zhao doesn't like it very much. This kind of evaluation doesn't reflect my general offensive temperament." After laughing, he was stunned, "But how do you know?"

Qin Yin: "..." Big attack?

"Guess." Qin Yin also grinned like him, "I heard that many people like this style."

"It's really chaotic in the expensive circle. Even the big president like you knows it very well..." Zhao Yao sighed after taking a sip of wine, "If I didn't know that you like girls, I would have thought I had met the same kind."

"Same kind?" Qin Yin grasped the key point, as if a string in his heart had been gently pulled out, causing him to be overwhelmed by turbulent waves, just like Nezha making trouble in the sea.

Zhao Yao shook his head, suddenly threw away the hand that was covering his face, stared at the surroundings, then suddenly moved forward, put an index finger on his lips and whispered: "Shh! I only told you, you must not tell anyone else, especially my mother and Qin Yin."

"Qin Yin?" Qin Yin raised his eyebrows, "Why can't you tell him?"

"He will definitely tell my mother..." Zhao Yao said quite angrily, "He will definitely laugh at me and look down on me. That's how he treats Zhao Yao, even though I am Zhao Yao now."

Qin Yin thinks that this person is not only drunk, but maybe his brain is on the wrong line. What does it mean that he treats Zhao Yao like that? Even though he is Zhao Yao now, could it be that Zhao Yao also knows how to clone himself, just like Hokage?

"He won't laugh at you..." Qin Yin said seriously, "Nor will he look down on you."

Zhao Yao froze for a moment, as if he was thinking about the truthfulness of what he said, then suddenly he frowned and his eyes widened, "My surname is Qin, if I teach you how to drink, you have to pay for the apprenticeship."

Qin Yin: "..." This is all about what!

"Actually, I really like Yanrui." Zhao Yao muttered softly.

Qin Yin looked at him, "What do you like about him?"

Zhao Yao thought for a while, then smiled while holding his wine glass, "He has long legs, I like long legs the most."

Qin Yin's eyes darkened, and he raised his eyebrows, "My legs are quite long, too."

"No, you can't..." Zhao Yao shook his head while sighing, "I don't like people who are taller than me, and..."

"And what?" Qin Yin asked;

"I don't touch straight men. Fang Anhe has been chasing you for so many years and still hasn't caught up, which shows that you are a hard nail to pull out, and..."

Qin Yin had been waiting for him to do that, but Zhao Yao froze as if practicing kung fu, and didn't raise his head for a long time.

Qin Yin called him, but there was no response, and he called again, but there was still no response, so he could only sigh.

Is this person really drunk or pretending to be?Knowing Fang Anhe, and knowing that Fang Anhe had chased him, Qin Yin didn't know why, but suddenly became a little excited.

He glanced at the remaining wine on the table, and it was a great deal.

Master Zhao Caobao had a dream, dreaming that Yanrui held a swimming competition at the place where the party was held last time, he was so excited, and the prizes were very rich - whoever is the first to Yanrui will follow.

Afterwards, he practiced his abdominal and chest muscles crazily, preparing to show off in front of Hui Yue's model.

But the pool is really too long, like the ocean, you can't see the edge, he was in a hurry to urinate halfway through the swim, but urinating in the pool is such a corrupt moral quality, he absolutely can't do this kind of thing of.

Qin Yin said, "There's a bathroom over there, I'll swim for you and you'll come back after peeing."

Zhao Yao was very happy, "Good buddy."

He swam and swam, and finally found the bathroom, and plunged into it as if he saw a life-saving straw. The voice blew into his eardrums through warm breath, "Your Majesty, I will help you."

The voice was both familiar and unfamiliar, Zhao Yao always felt that he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

Zhao Yao was shocked, and the urge to urinate, so strong that his bladder exploded, suddenly disappeared. He turned his head in surprise to ask the person behind him what was going on, but as soon as he turned his head, his lips were replaced by two patches of warmth, followed by disordered breathing and Some rough gestures on the hands.

"Hey..." Zhao Yao frowned and twisted his body, slowly opened his eyes, and just when he was about to look up, he found that his neck was as stiff as a piece of iron, "Fuck..."

"A stiff neck?" A voice came from next to his ear, Zhao Yao turned his head to look, his brows furrowed even more fiercely, and after a long time his eyes became clear, "Qin Yin?"

He pointed to the empty seat opposite, and then pointed to him, "Why are you sitting next to me?"

"Well, it's me..." Qin Yin took a glass of water and handed it to him, but didn't answer his question directly, "You're really cool, you can fall asleep with your head down like this."

"Sleeping?" Zhao Yao was clearly in a state of distress, Qin Yin smiled and was about to nod, when Zhao Yao suddenly jumped up from his seat, with a painful expression on his face, "I want to go to the bathroom."

As soon as Zhao Yao stood up, he felt a little dizzy in his eyes, and his feet were very light. He hurriedly supported the corner of the table, and Qin Yin got up and grabbed his arm, "Let me help you go."

"No need..." Zhao Yao felt better after a while, and pulled his arm out of Qin Yin's hand, "Do you still need to help this little wine? I'm not Qin Yiping!"

Qin Yin: "..."

Zhao Yao took two steps forward at a crooked pace, and Qin Yin's voice came from behind, "Master Zhao, take it easy."

Zhao Yao stretched out his hand and made an ok gesture backwards, and walked into the bathroom humming a little tune.

Qin Yin propped his chin and watched Zhao Yao turn around the corner of the bar until he disappeared, his index finger lightly brushed his thin lips, there was a slight smile at the end of his eyes, and then he shook his head again.

Zhao Yao wore a pair of fleece jeans today, which Zhao Shumin bought for him when he was shopping last week. He said that he was afraid of the cold like a dog since he was a child, and he started going out with hats and gloves before the beginning of winter. Long johns affect temperament, so don't wear them no matter how cold they are.

Zhao Shumin's trousers solved Zhao Yao's temperament problem, but it also caused him to fall into a new problem.

—like the zipper stuck to the plush inside!

Zhao Yao was so anxious that he wanted to cry, it's okay to urinate, what the hell is this, he was sweating profusely from anxiety, and he was a little sober from the wine.

I don't know which philosophers said that mistakes in the rush, the more urgent the more difficult things can be done, Zhao Yao is a living example of this.

The edge of the cable got stuck on the fleece inside, and it couldn't get up or down. The key was that a small gap was opened, and even the bird's neck couldn't be pulled out.

"shit!"

Zhao Yao was so anxious that he even cursed in English, it can be seen that he was so anxious that he could see it.

Can this situation be reported to the police?Will the police call him crazy?Even if you can call the police, based on the speed of the police force in our country, it is estimated that there will be water in the crotch long ago.

It's fucking annoying!

what--

Just when he was about to raise his head to the sky and let out a long cry, a pair of slender hands with slightly thick bones stretched out from behind him, and those hands wrapped coldly and forcefully around the back of his trembling hands due to excessive force, and his voice was low and hoarse. Sexy, "What's wrong with the handsome guy, it's so boring to play by yourself, how about..."

Zhao Yao suddenly remembered the dream just now that was unreal no matter how you think about it. Except for the fact that it happened because it was too the same, everything overlapped magically, but people still have to bow their heads to reality after all, because the urge to urinate so strong that the bladder was about to explode was not because of this. The man suddenly appeared and disappeared inexplicably.

He grabbed that hand with his irritated backhand and opened it again, "I'm playing with your sister, you are blind, you didn't read my zipper card!"

The handsome guy was probably frightened by his sudden anger, or maybe because his roar was too deafening and he was a little confused. He was stunned for a long time before he stopped embarrassingly, but he didn't leave, and stood side by side with him, Both eyes were still fixed on the place where his hand was covering.

Zhao Yao glanced at him, and said displeasedly: "What are you looking at, you don't have any birds yourself, if you don't have anything to go by yourself, the uncle is busy."

In fact, the output value of everyone is not bad, but Zhao Yao is so anxious that he wants to hit the wall and faint. How can he have the time to make troubles.

"How about..." Not only was the handsome guy not scolded away, but he asked tentatively, "May I check it out for you?"

Zhao Yao turned his face to look at him, with the expression that you are teasing me, forced to suppress the irritability and anger to look at the man, and then let go of his hand suddenly, "You try."

That handsome guy is really a man of action, he took action as soon as Zhao Yao stopped, but the situation is obviously not very optimistic, there is no movement at all, Zhao Yao is getting more and more uncomfortable.

Seeing that he was not moving, Zhao Yao raised his hand and pulled it hard, and the zipper opened.

Seeing the zipper open, the handsome guy clapped his hands and applauded, "That's great."

Zhao Yao was thrown away by his eyebrows, and he almost peed for two miles. The little handsome guy stretched out his hand from Zhao Yao's waist to the place where he held his hand, "Where is the handsome guy going?"