Professional dismantling
Chapter 51: I'm going to give birth and I'm going to be promoted
Of course, this kind of joy has to be shared with others. Seeing other people's envious expressions and adoring voices makes you feel more fulfilled, okay? !
Just now, he jumped up excitedly on the side of the corridor, when a black figure flashed in front of his eyes, Zhao Yao glanced at him, and gave a strange gasp, "Cao Wenjun, I haven't seen you for a few days, what are you up to?"
Cao Wenjun took the cup and ignored Zhao Yao and went directly to the opposite tea room. Zhao Yao thought for a while, this joy was too worth sharing, and he decided to use his own happiness to render Cao Wenjun who looked a little sluggish at this time.
"Hey, let me tell you..." Zhao Yao followed behind him, "Are you imitating me with your decadent style?"
When Zhao Yao said this, his eyeballs rolled upwards, as if he was recalling the past, "My hair looks like I went to a barber shop to get it done, you..."
He raised his hand and tugged at a few locks of hair hanging by his ears, "It must have been seven days since you washed it?"
Cao Wenjun glanced at him blankly, then stretched out a palm, "Five days!"
Zhao Yao: "Aren't you itchy?"
"I'm in pain!" Cao Wenjun curled his lips, stretched out a finger and poked his chest, "My heart hurts."
Zhao Yao: "That's the lungs, the heart has to be moved to the left."
Cao Wenjun glared at him, "Are you good at talking? Is it time to discuss the position? Didn't you see that I'm heartbroken? Your eyes are long on the back of your head, aren't you short-sighted?"
Zhao Yao: "..."
Zhao Yao felt that he had been wronged. He originally wanted to share his happy event with his friends, but Cao Wenjun vented most of the happy event before he shared it with his unreasonable and illogical yelling.
"Then do you want to hug?" Zhao Yao put his arms out, "Come to comfort my young heart."
"Get out!" Master Cao Dong roared.
Zhao Yao felt that it was quite boring, he had let go of his airs like this, he decided to share the joy with someone else, taking advantage of the urge to move in his heart.
But Cao Wenjun spoke up, with resentment on his face, "My girlfriend wants to break up with me."
Zhao Yao had a black question mark on his face, "Why?"
It's obvious that he is doing his best, even using the most annoying foreign language, which is impossible in normal times.
"Isn't it Double Eleven? I accidentally cleared everything in my shopping cart, and she's going to break up with me."
The more Cao Wenjun talked, the more aggrieved he became, "I didn't know that she added it. I thought it was hacked. My colleague said that there are many cheaters on Double Eleven recently, and the hacking is rampant. Alipay automatically deducts money and doesn't send text messages. I thought ..."
Zhao Yao supported his forehead, and shook off two drops of sweat speechlessly, "Didn't it be almost a week after Double Eleven, and you have been separated for too long... No, you haven't reconciled yet." After contacting Cao Wenjun With a murderous look in his eyes, Zhao Yao wisely changed his words.
"I've been arguing with me for five or six days."
"So you haven't washed or shaved for five or six days?"
Zhao Yao jumped up in shock, "The dignity of a man has been trampled down, okay? You have to stand up!"
"You don't have a female ticket, you know a fart..." Cao Wenjun despised him, "The next day when I found out, I made up the goods and placed the order. I thought I must be very happy when I received the goods, with a full face To my surprise, I didn't expect her to tell me that she wanted to break up with me."
"Why?" Zhao Yao didn't understand either.
"Because NO.12 has increased the price, she said that I can't live a clear life, and I will definitely suffer if I marry in the future."
Zhao Yao gave him a thumbs up, "Your daughter-in-law has a very high opinion and thinks long-term. There are not many women like this, so hurry up and get them back."
"I'm working hard..." Cao Wenjun leaned against the wall and touched a pack of cigarettes and lit a cigarette. "But she closed the door as soon as she saw me. She couldn't talk to me. I think I might be finished."
Zhao Yao glanced at him, grabbed the cigarette case and took out one, and was about to take the lighter in his hand, when he raised his eyes and met Cao Wenjun's astonished eyes.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Yao glanced at him, took the lighter from his hand and lit the cigarette, and vomited in a good mood, "You want me to pay you for one?"
"No, no, no... no..." Cao Wenjun found his voice after a while, "When did you learn to smoke, why don't I know, don't you hate the smell of cigarettes the most?"
Zhao Yao shook his hand holding the cigarette and wiped it. The Zhao Yao in the book was actually a good citizen who couldn't even smoke.
However, Zhao Yao has always been quite satisfied with his acting skills, he just shook a little, and then smiled at Cao Wenjun: "There are so many things you don't know, I still have amnesia and don't remember a lot of things, wake up I will smoke when I come, I thought I have been smoking well, man, how can I not smoke."
Cao Wenjun moved his mouth and wanted to say something, but after thinking for a long time, he felt that Zhao Yao's words were reasonable, so he let it go, recalling the past with a bitter face, "What do you think I should do?"
"Cold salad!" Zhao Yao tossed the word to him speechlessly, then stretched out his hands to pat his hair, "Find a decent barber shop after work, make yourself look good, and shave your ostentatious beard. Shave it, buy some flowers or something, and make sure your daughter won’t close the door if she sees you.”
"You mean..." Cao Wenjun frowned and thought for a while, "I scared her like this? That's why I won't open the door!"
Zhao Yao: "If you like it, just think so."
Cao Wenjun's mood instantly became brighter, and he reached out and patted Zhao Yao on the shoulder, "Sure enough, you still have a way, it seems that it is helpful to have more girlfriends, I shouldn't have said that you are Breeding pig."
Zhao Yao: "..."
After being disturbed by Cao Wenjun like this, Zhao Yao didn't have any mood to share with others, so he patted Cao Wenjun on the shoulder, smoked his cigarette and went out.
As soon as he stepped out of the tea room, the phone in his pocket rang. Zhao Yao took it out and looked at it. It was a little strange, but he still picked it up.
"Hello?" He greeted the phone, and Qin Yin actually called him, it was still working hours.
"Aren't you busy?" Qin Yin's voice was a little hoarse compared to the morning, probably because of talking at work.
"It's okay..." Zhao Yao walked in the direction of the elevator outside the door. There is an observation deck over there, and there is usually no one there during working hours. "What's the matter?"
"Let's have dinner together at noon. Aunt Liu made porridge for me for a while and asked the driver to bring it over. She also made some of your favorite food, so don't go out to eat."
Zhao Yao was actually quite moved, he was about to say yes, when he stretched out the window to see the height, he was almost cut off by a gust of cold wind, he shivered, "Forget it, it's too cold outside , don't want to go downstairs."
"I'll ask the driver to wait for you downstairs. Come here directly by car. There won't be any wind." Qin Yin said, "The dishes are all being prepared. If you don't eat those things, I won't be able to eat them."
Zhao Yao thought for a while, "That's fine."
Qin Yin hummed, as if he was about to hang up the phone, Zhao Yao didn't know which muscle was wrongly placed, the undercurrent in his heart boiled again, he is a person who can't hide happy events, no Find someone to say he is not happy.
"Let me tell you..." Zhao Yao suddenly said when Qin Yin was about to hang up the phone, "I'm going to be promoted!"
Qin Yin was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly laughed into the phone, maybe he laughed too fast, laughed twice and then coughed again, Zhao Yao stood by the window holding the phone and listened like a fool He laughed for about a minute.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhao Yao was depressed, he was very happy to share with others, and he was the first person to be shared, so forget it if you don't feel honored, but you still laugh like this.
Zhao Yao was extremely dissatisfied with his attitude and was very unhappy.
Qin Yin laughed again when he heard his question, he laughed twice, his hands couldn't bear it, or he thought it was impolite to laugh at others on the phone like this, in short, he finally stopped his long-unborn smile Epilepsy.
"You gave birth to a boy or a girl?" Qin Yin asked after laughing, still in a very serious tone.
Zhao Yao was stunned for two seconds and then laughed, "Is that what you just laughed at? Are you stupid? I didn't even realize that you laughed like that." Zhao Yao laughed a few times The hand said again: "I was too excited just now, what I want to say is that I'm going to be promoted, maybe!"
Qin Yin was quite surprised, "It's so fast, you haven't been in your company for long, have you?"
"I don't remember how long I've been in anyway..." Zhao Yao chuckled a few times, "I'm the man who is going to be the editor-in-chief soon."
"How could you take away the lines of One Piece and forcefully adapt them!" Qin Yin blamed with a smile.
Zhao Yao: "I like it." After he finished speaking, he smiled and turned his head to the side, and at a glance he saw Miss Yuan who was behind the wall. Miss Yuan shrank her head when she saw him turn around, Zhao Yao frowned, and looked at him. The phone shouted loudly: "Honey, I won't tell you anymore, let's eat and chat at noon, okay?"
Qin Yin: "..."
After Zhao Yao quickly hung up the phone, he turned the phone to silent again. Based on the insane conversation that he had thought up just now, Qin Yin would definitely call again, so let's put the phone on silent just in case.
After Zhao Yao handed over his mobile phone and put it back in his pocket, he walked towards the office with his messy hair and pretended to be in the direction of the office. He went to have another haircut in a few days. Recently, he felt as if he had eaten feed.
Miss Yuan was still standing under the wall, when Zhao Yao passed by, she was surprised and said: "What are you doing? This is, come out and face the wall and think about it?"
Miss Yuan glanced at him, her eyes were a little red, "Just...who did you call just now?"
Zhao Yao has also been confessed to by girls since he was a child, but since he knew his sexual orientation, he seldom gets along with girls, and he doesn't know how to get along with them, let alone how to refuse in this situation .
He has also been rejected by others, and he understands that feeling, so he doesn't want to turn himself into the cruel executioner who stabs people's hearts with a knife.
So after all, he still couldn't say it outright, he deliberately slowed down his speech, and stammered: "Just... one, a friend."
He doesn't want to directly hurt people who have a crush on him, so he chooses to make people retreat.
"Yes, girlfriend?" Miss Yuan asked cautiously, her eyelashes were blinking cutely, no man would reject such a cute girl unless he was sick.
Zhao Yao was ill, so he chose to refuse.
Just now, he jumped up excitedly on the side of the corridor, when a black figure flashed in front of his eyes, Zhao Yao glanced at him, and gave a strange gasp, "Cao Wenjun, I haven't seen you for a few days, what are you up to?"
Cao Wenjun took the cup and ignored Zhao Yao and went directly to the opposite tea room. Zhao Yao thought for a while, this joy was too worth sharing, and he decided to use his own happiness to render Cao Wenjun who looked a little sluggish at this time.
"Hey, let me tell you..." Zhao Yao followed behind him, "Are you imitating me with your decadent style?"
When Zhao Yao said this, his eyeballs rolled upwards, as if he was recalling the past, "My hair looks like I went to a barber shop to get it done, you..."
He raised his hand and tugged at a few locks of hair hanging by his ears, "It must have been seven days since you washed it?"
Cao Wenjun glanced at him blankly, then stretched out a palm, "Five days!"
Zhao Yao: "Aren't you itchy?"
"I'm in pain!" Cao Wenjun curled his lips, stretched out a finger and poked his chest, "My heart hurts."
Zhao Yao: "That's the lungs, the heart has to be moved to the left."
Cao Wenjun glared at him, "Are you good at talking? Is it time to discuss the position? Didn't you see that I'm heartbroken? Your eyes are long on the back of your head, aren't you short-sighted?"
Zhao Yao: "..."
Zhao Yao felt that he had been wronged. He originally wanted to share his happy event with his friends, but Cao Wenjun vented most of the happy event before he shared it with his unreasonable and illogical yelling.
"Then do you want to hug?" Zhao Yao put his arms out, "Come to comfort my young heart."
"Get out!" Master Cao Dong roared.
Zhao Yao felt that it was quite boring, he had let go of his airs like this, he decided to share the joy with someone else, taking advantage of the urge to move in his heart.
But Cao Wenjun spoke up, with resentment on his face, "My girlfriend wants to break up with me."
Zhao Yao had a black question mark on his face, "Why?"
It's obvious that he is doing his best, even using the most annoying foreign language, which is impossible in normal times.
"Isn't it Double Eleven? I accidentally cleared everything in my shopping cart, and she's going to break up with me."
The more Cao Wenjun talked, the more aggrieved he became, "I didn't know that she added it. I thought it was hacked. My colleague said that there are many cheaters on Double Eleven recently, and the hacking is rampant. Alipay automatically deducts money and doesn't send text messages. I thought ..."
Zhao Yao supported his forehead, and shook off two drops of sweat speechlessly, "Didn't it be almost a week after Double Eleven, and you have been separated for too long... No, you haven't reconciled yet." After contacting Cao Wenjun With a murderous look in his eyes, Zhao Yao wisely changed his words.
"I've been arguing with me for five or six days."
"So you haven't washed or shaved for five or six days?"
Zhao Yao jumped up in shock, "The dignity of a man has been trampled down, okay? You have to stand up!"
"You don't have a female ticket, you know a fart..." Cao Wenjun despised him, "The next day when I found out, I made up the goods and placed the order. I thought I must be very happy when I received the goods, with a full face To my surprise, I didn't expect her to tell me that she wanted to break up with me."
"Why?" Zhao Yao didn't understand either.
"Because NO.12 has increased the price, she said that I can't live a clear life, and I will definitely suffer if I marry in the future."
Zhao Yao gave him a thumbs up, "Your daughter-in-law has a very high opinion and thinks long-term. There are not many women like this, so hurry up and get them back."
"I'm working hard..." Cao Wenjun leaned against the wall and touched a pack of cigarettes and lit a cigarette. "But she closed the door as soon as she saw me. She couldn't talk to me. I think I might be finished."
Zhao Yao glanced at him, grabbed the cigarette case and took out one, and was about to take the lighter in his hand, when he raised his eyes and met Cao Wenjun's astonished eyes.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Yao glanced at him, took the lighter from his hand and lit the cigarette, and vomited in a good mood, "You want me to pay you for one?"
"No, no, no... no..." Cao Wenjun found his voice after a while, "When did you learn to smoke, why don't I know, don't you hate the smell of cigarettes the most?"
Zhao Yao shook his hand holding the cigarette and wiped it. The Zhao Yao in the book was actually a good citizen who couldn't even smoke.
However, Zhao Yao has always been quite satisfied with his acting skills, he just shook a little, and then smiled at Cao Wenjun: "There are so many things you don't know, I still have amnesia and don't remember a lot of things, wake up I will smoke when I come, I thought I have been smoking well, man, how can I not smoke."
Cao Wenjun moved his mouth and wanted to say something, but after thinking for a long time, he felt that Zhao Yao's words were reasonable, so he let it go, recalling the past with a bitter face, "What do you think I should do?"
"Cold salad!" Zhao Yao tossed the word to him speechlessly, then stretched out his hands to pat his hair, "Find a decent barber shop after work, make yourself look good, and shave your ostentatious beard. Shave it, buy some flowers or something, and make sure your daughter won’t close the door if she sees you.”
"You mean..." Cao Wenjun frowned and thought for a while, "I scared her like this? That's why I won't open the door!"
Zhao Yao: "If you like it, just think so."
Cao Wenjun's mood instantly became brighter, and he reached out and patted Zhao Yao on the shoulder, "Sure enough, you still have a way, it seems that it is helpful to have more girlfriends, I shouldn't have said that you are Breeding pig."
Zhao Yao: "..."
After being disturbed by Cao Wenjun like this, Zhao Yao didn't have any mood to share with others, so he patted Cao Wenjun on the shoulder, smoked his cigarette and went out.
As soon as he stepped out of the tea room, the phone in his pocket rang. Zhao Yao took it out and looked at it. It was a little strange, but he still picked it up.
"Hello?" He greeted the phone, and Qin Yin actually called him, it was still working hours.
"Aren't you busy?" Qin Yin's voice was a little hoarse compared to the morning, probably because of talking at work.
"It's okay..." Zhao Yao walked in the direction of the elevator outside the door. There is an observation deck over there, and there is usually no one there during working hours. "What's the matter?"
"Let's have dinner together at noon. Aunt Liu made porridge for me for a while and asked the driver to bring it over. She also made some of your favorite food, so don't go out to eat."
Zhao Yao was actually quite moved, he was about to say yes, when he stretched out the window to see the height, he was almost cut off by a gust of cold wind, he shivered, "Forget it, it's too cold outside , don't want to go downstairs."
"I'll ask the driver to wait for you downstairs. Come here directly by car. There won't be any wind." Qin Yin said, "The dishes are all being prepared. If you don't eat those things, I won't be able to eat them."
Zhao Yao thought for a while, "That's fine."
Qin Yin hummed, as if he was about to hang up the phone, Zhao Yao didn't know which muscle was wrongly placed, the undercurrent in his heart boiled again, he is a person who can't hide happy events, no Find someone to say he is not happy.
"Let me tell you..." Zhao Yao suddenly said when Qin Yin was about to hang up the phone, "I'm going to be promoted!"
Qin Yin was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly laughed into the phone, maybe he laughed too fast, laughed twice and then coughed again, Zhao Yao stood by the window holding the phone and listened like a fool He laughed for about a minute.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhao Yao was depressed, he was very happy to share with others, and he was the first person to be shared, so forget it if you don't feel honored, but you still laugh like this.
Zhao Yao was extremely dissatisfied with his attitude and was very unhappy.
Qin Yin laughed again when he heard his question, he laughed twice, his hands couldn't bear it, or he thought it was impolite to laugh at others on the phone like this, in short, he finally stopped his long-unborn smile Epilepsy.
"You gave birth to a boy or a girl?" Qin Yin asked after laughing, still in a very serious tone.
Zhao Yao was stunned for two seconds and then laughed, "Is that what you just laughed at? Are you stupid? I didn't even realize that you laughed like that." Zhao Yao laughed a few times The hand said again: "I was too excited just now, what I want to say is that I'm going to be promoted, maybe!"
Qin Yin was quite surprised, "It's so fast, you haven't been in your company for long, have you?"
"I don't remember how long I've been in anyway..." Zhao Yao chuckled a few times, "I'm the man who is going to be the editor-in-chief soon."
"How could you take away the lines of One Piece and forcefully adapt them!" Qin Yin blamed with a smile.
Zhao Yao: "I like it." After he finished speaking, he smiled and turned his head to the side, and at a glance he saw Miss Yuan who was behind the wall. Miss Yuan shrank her head when she saw him turn around, Zhao Yao frowned, and looked at him. The phone shouted loudly: "Honey, I won't tell you anymore, let's eat and chat at noon, okay?"
Qin Yin: "..."
After Zhao Yao quickly hung up the phone, he turned the phone to silent again. Based on the insane conversation that he had thought up just now, Qin Yin would definitely call again, so let's put the phone on silent just in case.
After Zhao Yao handed over his mobile phone and put it back in his pocket, he walked towards the office with his messy hair and pretended to be in the direction of the office. He went to have another haircut in a few days. Recently, he felt as if he had eaten feed.
Miss Yuan was still standing under the wall, when Zhao Yao passed by, she was surprised and said: "What are you doing? This is, come out and face the wall and think about it?"
Miss Yuan glanced at him, her eyes were a little red, "Just...who did you call just now?"
Zhao Yao has also been confessed to by girls since he was a child, but since he knew his sexual orientation, he seldom gets along with girls, and he doesn't know how to get along with them, let alone how to refuse in this situation .
He has also been rejected by others, and he understands that feeling, so he doesn't want to turn himself into the cruel executioner who stabs people's hearts with a knife.
So after all, he still couldn't say it outright, he deliberately slowed down his speech, and stammered: "Just... one, a friend."
He doesn't want to directly hurt people who have a crush on him, so he chooses to make people retreat.
"Yes, girlfriend?" Miss Yuan asked cautiously, her eyelashes were blinking cutely, no man would reject such a cute girl unless he was sick.
Zhao Yao was ill, so he chose to refuse.
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