There's always someone trying to trick me

Luo Yan came back from the Heavenly Court, and has been thinking about how to make himself able to hear the Buddha's voice without having to travel back and forth between the heaven and the earth.

There is no way, every time you go to the heaven, you have to give a lot of effort just to the 33rd floor.

It is a good thing for the Buddha to talk about Buddhism, but...

Luo Yan sat on the chair, frowning.

Xie Bi'an came in from the outside and saw his frowning, so he went over to ask what was wrong.

Luo Yan said his thoughts, and sighed after finishing speaking.

"If this matter gets out, the Mantian gods and Buddhas will probably say I'm lazy again."

Xie Bi'an rolled his eyes, "Wang, I remember you have a sound transmission bead?"

Luo Yan nodded, "So what?"

"I heard that the Buddha's beads were worn out a few days ago. Otherwise, you used a sound transmission bead to string one for the Buddha?"

Luo Yan blinked, "What do you mean?"

Xie Bi'an felt that Luo Yan was a bit dull, obviously he had such a good method, so he had to torment himself.

"The Buddha beads must be by the Buddha's side, maybe if the opportunity is right, they can be hung on the Buddha's wrist!"

"At that time, as long as you find a convenient corner to listen to the scriptures, won't you be able to hear the Buddha's voice in the underworld?"

Luo Yan frowned, "Does this work?"

"Anyway, the worst thing is that you run back and forth. If it really works, it will save you trouble."

Luo Yan was right when he thought about it, so he got a string of beads for the Buddha as Xie Bi'an said.

There are not many other things in the underworld, but there are many ghosts and corpses.

Most eminent monks will leave the relics at 01:30 when they attain enlightenment, and a very small part of them are left in the world, and most of the rest come to the underworld by chance and are collected by Luo Yan.

Luo Yan found 107 relics, polished them smooth, carved the sound-transmitting beads a little, added the seal, and within a month, a string of beads came out.

The 107 relics exude Buddha light, but the sound transmission bead is inconspicuous inside, and it is very harmonious with other relics.

Luo Yan was completely relieved, and took this string of beads with him when he was rushing to the Buddhist meeting.

Buddha really liked it very much.

Buddhists like things that have chance, even Buddha, he can't put it down for relics.

Even though he knew that the sound transmission bead existed, he didn't say anything because of the exquisite carving and lifelike seal on it.

Moreover, Luo Yan only made a small mistake for the convenience of listening to the scriptures and preaching the Buddha, and the Buddha did not intend to blame him.

When Luo Yan left, he also gave Luo Yan a jade token.

"Hang this jade tablet on the top of your head, and you can bathe in the Buddha's light."

Luo Yan was very grateful, and expressed his gratitude to the Buddha again and again.

When he went back this time, he found the most suitable place in the garden to listen to the scriptures, and moved the stone of rebirth and put it under his buttocks, hung amulets, and listened to the teachings every day.

Day after day, year after year.

Luo Yan felt that his state of mind was getting calmer and more mature, while correspondingly, his ass was getting hotter and hotter.

Luo Yan was also very puzzled by this.

The rebirth stone is a sacred stone, but it is just a stone.

It was cool and comfortable when I sat on it, even if it was warmed by his body temperature after a while, it wouldn't burn him, would it?

But there were times when Luo Yan felt that the bottom of his butt was so hot that he had to leave.

On this day, he was listening to the scriptures fascinated, and suddenly he felt thick smoke gushing out of his surroundings.

After a while, the bottom of his buttocks was like boiling water, it was so hot that he couldn't sit down at all!

He quickly stood up and left in a hurry, and when he looked back at the stone of death, he found that the stone was red and red, as if it had been cooked!

Luo Yan was startled, and wanted to call someone to water the stone.Who knew that before the words reached their lips, they suddenly heard a bang!

The stone in front of him exploded!

Luo Yan subconsciously took a step back to prevent any weird and frightening things from happening.

When I was thinking about whether I should report it to the Heavenly Court or contact the Demon Realm, I suddenly saw a figure appearing in the thick dust.

Luo Yan was stunned for a moment, thinking that apart from himself, was there anyone else standing there just now?

When the other party came out of the dust, Luo Yan saw the other party, and his jaw almost fell to the ground in an instant.

Men, naked, good-looking!

Mortals fall in love with each other for a long time, let alone a fairy who has a long time.

As long as the roots are not broken, it is easy to have ambiguous feelings.

When Luo Yan realized that he fell in love with De Lan, he felt bad all over.

It's not good to like someone, he has to like someone with a handle?

If you like it, you will like it, the other party is calm every day, and it doesn't seem like he can accept himself...

Luo Yan was very distressed.

Unable to sleep that night, he got up and went for a walk in the garden.

After walking two steps, I suddenly heard the sound of tsk tsk water.

Luo Yan frowned, thinking in the middle of the night, could it be that some wild animal was stealing food here?

There are no birds and animals in his garden, but there are also many goblins who usually practice here.

If you meet some unreasonable big beast, maybe something will happen.

Thinking of this, he took two steps forward, intending to take a look.

Walking into the bushes, he reached out and pushed aside the branches and leaves, intending to see what was inside.

Who would have thought that he would see Fan Wujiu holding Xie Bi'an and kissing him right away, with his fingers still on his...

Luo Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, and under the surprised and sad eyes of the two people, he had no choice but to restore the branches and leaves to their original shape, and hurried back to the room.

That night, Luo Yan had a dream.

In the dream, Fan Wujiu became himself, and Delan was Xie Bi'an at that time.

It's just that De Lan is much prettier than Xie Bi'an.

Heaven's punishment came suddenly, no one in the underworld expected it.

Luo Yan has ordered all ghosts and messengers to flee to any place nearby.Wait for the punishment from heaven to pass, and then come back to take care of the affairs of the underworld.

All the ghosts are temporarily imprisoned in the prison, and the underworld will not accept new ghosts for the time being.

Luo Yan sat on the main seat, thinking about how many things were left unfinished, with a serious expression on his face.

De Lan sat on his lower head and kept silent.

His eyes kept looking outside, looking at the clouds constantly accumulating in the sky, his face was solemn.

Luo Yan sighed, reached out to hold his hand, "I'm afraid I won't be able to escape this time."

Delan held his hand, her eyes were a little anxious, "What nonsense!"

"I'm not talking nonsense..." Luo Yan smiled bitterly, "You also know why this punishment came from heaven."

A few days ago, because Luo Yan had so much fun with Delan, he even forgot to patrol the prison regularly.

The gate of the prison was suppressed by the coercion of Hades. He didn't pass in time, the gate was not secure, and many ghosts were released!

All of a sudden, the world was devastated, and the consequences were serious!

Although Luo Yan has dealt with it in time, the compensation should be compensated, and the punishment should be punished.

However, a big mistake has already been made, and Luo Yan does not intend to refuse.

He stretched out his hand and pulled De Lan into his arms and hugged her tightly, "I have nothing I can't let go of, only you."

De Lan grabbed his clothes tightly, "Don't worry, you will die."

"Don't talk nonsense..." Luo Yan kissed Delan's hair, "You were born with the heaven and the earth, and your life has no end, why bother?"

"Even if I go, maybe I can gather together again and rebuild my soul by thinking about you."

"You just have to wait and live well. Wait for me, and I will come back to you."

De Lan's eyes turned red, "What do you mean? My magic power is stronger than yours, and my foundation is deeper than yours. Although this incident is your fault, is it because of me?"

"If anyone is really going to be struck by this lightning, it must be me!" De Lan clenched her fists tightly, "This is what I deserve!"

Luo Yan scolded him angrily, "What nonsense! Can you risk your life casually?! Without you, this hell will still exist!"

De Lan gritted her teeth and said nothing, Luo Yan felt uncomfortable seeing him stubborn.

He sighed after a while, looked at Delan, "Be good, wait for me."

"Maybe hundreds of years, at most thousands of years, I will definitely return to you."

De Lan ignored him, lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking about.

Luo Yan straightened his robes, kissed his forehead, and finally sighed deeply.

"Being able to meet you, I will not waste my life."

"The life that I thought was endless confused me and made me uncomfortable. But since I met you, I know that every day is so worth cherishing."

"Delan, live well, and live with my share."