There's always someone trying to trick me

Zhong Kui didn't know Luo Yan's thoughts, he was already in a bad mood.

After much deliberation, I feel that it is my dereliction of duty.

Gritting his teeth, he knelt directly on the ground, "I beg you to punish me!"

Luo Yan opened his eyes, glanced at him, and closed them again, "No, it's not your fault."

Zhong Kui refused, "The minister is in charge of justice in the underworld, and he is in charge of rewards and punishments! If you are tolerant to yourself, it will definitely cause chaos in the underworld!"

Luo Yan was silent for a long time, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that Zhong Kui was still there motionless.

Finally sighed, "Zhong Kui, do you know why I don't let you go to the mortal world?"

Zhong Kui shook his head, "I don't know."

"Learn to be flexible in doing things."

Zhong Kui wanted to speak again, but Luo Yan had already waved his hand, "Go to the Rewards and Punishment Division, and receive the punishment according to the law."

Zhong Kui responded, stood up, and went to the Department of Rewards and Punishments.

Watching Zhong Kui leave, Luo Yan sighed.

Sit up straight, and take out the two lumps of black charcoal from the sleeve.

Luo Yan felt that these things seemed to have some indistinct relationship with Wu Chang.

He knew that Wu Chang was not a bad person, but... being involved in this kind of matter, he couldn't make arbitrary decisions.

Throwing the two lumps of black charcoal into the nearby goldfish pond, he got off the throne barefoot and walked towards the bedroom.

The underworld has always looked the same for thousands of years.

The antique furnishings and the antique courtyard remain unchanged.

I remember that when Delan was cultivating human form, in order to make Lan happy, he would often spy on the world and learn some mortal things.

He once turned the bedroom into a courtyard on earth, and his title has changed from Zun Shang to King to Boss.

Usually, as long as there is no business, people in the underworld call themselves the same as those companies in the mortal world. Only when they talk about serious things, serious things, will they be called monarchs and ministers like Zhong Kui just now.

Delan doesn't like the underworld, and even Luo Yan doesn't like it here.

Everyone in the underworld knows this, so they generally don't touch his bad memories.

However, is there no memory without recalling it?

Luo Yan knew that he was deceiving himself and others.

Since Delan disappeared, all the furnishings of the underworld have returned to the past.

Everyone didn't mention the title, but he also understood in his heart that it was just that everyone didn't dare to poke his sore spots.

Back in the bedroom, Luo Yan was lying on the bed, tossing and turning unable to fall asleep.As soon as I close my eyes, I always think of Wu Chang's pitiful look with red eyes.

When I think of him, I can't help but my whole body becomes hot and angry.

The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't fall asleep, and the more he couldn't sleep, the more he thought about it, Luo Yan simply sat up, opened an opening in the barrier of the underworld, and let the moonlight pour in.

Even though the moonlight had no warmth, Luo Yan felt that it was extra gentle when it was bathed in the body.

Groping for Yu Jue at her waist, she leaned against the head of the bed and slowly closed her eyes.

In the next few days, the three gods did not come back.

Wu Chang was a little worried at first, but then he felt that they couldn't die anyway, and he wasn't from here, so he forced himself not to think about it.

Because of the vacation some time ago, Wu Chang was delayed a lot at work.

When the team leader counted the workload, Wu Chang was at the bottom.

"You can't do this..." The team leader looked at Wu Changzhi and frowned, "If you do this, I will re-divide the streets!"

Wu Chang nodded and bowed his head to admit his mistake, "Then what, I was weak some time ago and was always sick. Now I'm fine! Winter is over, what am I afraid of in spring!"

"Team leader, don't worry, I will definitely do a good job next!"

The team leader rolled his eyes, and was about to speak when he felt Wu Chang stuff something into his pocket.

He touched it, felt it was a few banknotes, and immediately squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Oh, young man, who doesn't have a headache, how can this be your fault?"

He coughed lightly, "But you have a lot of tasks on this street now, you can't do it this time, and it's impossible for me to let you take charge."

"Well, how about leaving the side of Muna Hutong to you?"

Wu Chang didn't think much, and nodded repeatedly.

Seeing that he had no objections, the group leader divided everyone into areas and broke up the meeting.

Old Gu leaned over to Wu Chang's side and handed him a cigarette.

Wu Chang refused to answer, "Uncle Gu, I don't smoke."

Then Lao Gu took it back again, "You boy, I saw it, the one you gave him just now must be worth a thousand dollars?"

Wu Chang smiled awkwardly, "I can't help it, who made me miss work so much last month."

Old Gu sighed, "It's not easy for children to make money, how can we give it to that kind of bastard?"

"If I knew you were going to give him something, if I came to my house and gave him a cigarette, it would have made him happy!"

Wu Chang smiled, and took Lao Gu's hand, "Don't worry, Uncle Gu, I know it well."

"Hey, you haven't been to that Mu Na Hutong, so you don't know. There are not many office workers there, and not many people live there."

"You took over there, but you suffered a big loss!"

Originally, the area Wu Chang picked up was on the north side of Yali Building, where office workers live, so more people order food, and more money will be made.

Now that it has been replaced by Muna Hutong, it is estimated that the number of orders placed in a day is not as much as that of Yali Building in a morning.

Old Gu felt sorry for Wu Chang, and couldn't help but feel a little bit apologetic for him.

Wu Chang smiled, "Uncle Gu, don't worry, I think this is pretty good."

"To be honest, I don't want to work at Yali Building anymore, I'm tired."

Not only physically tired, but also mentally tired!

Now that the three gods at home are not here, what if something happens to Yali Mansion?

After experiencing what happened to Zhang Zi, Wu Chang was completely terrified.

It was fine a few days ago, but now it has suddenly become such a virtue, Wu Chang is afraid to see it.

Old Gu saw that Wu Chang could read it well, so he didn't say much.

He bumped into Wu Chang's shoulder with a smile, "I said Wu Chang, my granddaughter will come back in two days, do you want to see her?"

Wu Chang was taken aback for a moment, then scratched his hair, "No, no. What are you seeing, how can Xiao Huan like me like this."

Old Gu snorted, "Why don't you like it? What's wrong with you?! If she doesn't like you because you deliver food, see if I don't break her leg!"

Wu Chang patted the old man's shoulder, "Uncle Gu, it's really inappropriate. That's enough, stop talking, I have to go to work!"

Wu Chang didn't dare to follow him any longer, so he hurried away on his bicycle.

After finally leaving the community, Wu Chang heaved a sigh of relief.

I checked my phone, and there was no order.

He simply found a park bench and sat down to catch his breath.

Since that day, Wu Chang often has dreams when he sleeps at night.

In the dream, sometimes it was Luo Yan who suddenly smiled at him, and sometimes it was the two of them sticking tightly together.

Even if they were doing nothing, neither of them had any clothes on.

Every time Wu Chang woke up, he could feel the wetness in his pants.

Afraid and embarrassing, he secretly searched the Internet many times, and finally had to admit that he seemed to have a little... like men.

To be precise, he only had fantasies about Luo Yan's body.

The other night, he tried searching for some pictures of men on a larger scale.

However, he didn't react after seeing it.

It was only then that Wu Chang felt even more terrible. Could it be that he was incompetent to everyone in the world and only reacted to a god like Luo Yan? !

This conclusion is so frivolous that I want to cry.

Lao Gu had said before that he would introduce someone to him, and he hadn't rejected him much at that time.

But now, he had to reject it.

If you really find a woman to marry, isn't that going to hurt her for the rest of her life?

Thinking of this, Wu Chang couldn't help sighing.

Taking out a gray stone from his pocket, Wu Chang held it in his hand and looked at it, full of helplessness.

Where did the bastard who made himself like this go?

At what should have been the peak period, Wu Chang directly received three orders.

It took only two hours to deliver everything, and then Wu Chang was free again.

Not wanting to go back to the stronghold, Wu Chang simply went home, took out his mobile phone and computer, and began to sort out the things in the online shop.

He put up a temporary rest store sign, so there were really no orders.

Wu Chang looked at the messages and saw that there were quite a few messages. He removed the useless ones, found out the ones who were really inquiring, and replied one by one.

Among them, there was a special one. Wu Chang looked at the person's message and didn't know how to reply for a while.

The man asked, "Is there any rice that smells good?"

Rice... isn't it supposed to be eaten?

And he runs a grocery store. Although he buys some miscellaneous things, he definitely doesn't have such things as rice.

What's more, what the other party asked was rice.

After hesitating for a while, Wu Chang still replied no.

I wanted to ask him if he was crazy, but I thought it was really impolite, so forget it.

As soon as I went back, who knew that the other party would reply soon.

"Do you have any nice-smelling incense candles?"

Wu Chang thought that what the other party wanted to buy was probably scented candles, scented candles.

He looked at the bill of lading, and it was indeed there, so he sent one.

I didn't think it was friendly enough, so I added a cute expression.

"Bring me a box."

Wu Changxi smiled, a box?Big customer!

Wu Chang smiled and said yes, "Please place an order!"

After a while, the other party placed an order.

Wu Chang smiled and sorted out the address and sent it to the real seller, telling him to send a box of aromatherapy to this address.

But when he read the address, he was dumbfounded.

The other party also replied "stupid".

"No. 113 Huangquan Road..."

Wu Chang only felt a chill down his back.

No matter how unfamiliar he is with this city, he still knows that there is absolutely no Huangquan Road here!

Beijing is a place that pays great attention to Fengshui. Any name that may make people have bad associations will be changed to a homophonic or auspicious name.

Things like Huangquan Road, still number 113, is it too late to die?

Wu Chang swallowed, and said to the seller, "Sorry, it's probably a prank by the buyer."

He hurried back to his home page, changed the order to invalid, and then turned off his phone.

He sat under the sun, feeling uneasy.

The three great gods have only been away for a few days, and something will happen again?

Before, I kept receiving orders from Yali Building, how about now, can I go shopping directly at my own home? !

No wonder it is "smell", isn't the ghost smelling!