There's always someone trying to trick me
Chapter 4 Can't Die
The foreground in front of his eyes flew away, almost in the blink of an eye, before he got airsick, he came to the edge of a cliff!
The black wind was blowing all around, the dead branches were tall and the forest was thick, and there were even a few crows singing!
Wu Chang gasped tremblingly, and cursed directly!
Just as he was about to call out, Wu Chang heard the sound of breaking wind coming from behind!
Looking back, I saw Luo Yan and that dead ghost coming and going, and it looked like a tie? !
Wu Chang swallowed, looking at the lump of gas surrounding him, "Your master...is he really the King of Yama? This ability is not very good."
Why do you have to do it yourself to deal with a fierce ghost? The legendary wave of your hand can kill people?
Wu Chang originally thought about it by himself, but who knew that the ball of energy seemed to shake consciously.
Wu Chang was taken aback, and quickly sat still, "Hey, hey, don't move around! You will die if you fall!"
The cloud of air brought him floating in the air, and he was on the edge of the cliff again.
This accidental drop, he is a sandwich pizza!
On the other side, Luo Yan looked at Li Gui in front of him, and couldn't help frowning.
How could there be such a powerful ghost? !
The reason why a ghost can become a ghost is that it absorbs the resentment and hatred in the world, cultivates the five elements with an invisible body, and finally cultivates a real body and becomes a ghost!
However, ghosts are all victims of cruel death and deep hatred, so if they can succeed in cultivation, it will be a catastrophe for the world!
Luo Yan fought with this ghost for a long time, thinking it was just an ordinary ghost.
Who knew that seeing the other party follow him, you come and I fight without losing the wind, immediately made him more vigilant.
There is indeed something weird in this mortal world!
He was self-confident because of his accident, and he had been retreating in the underworld for many years.However, there have been constant disasters in the underworld recently, which forced him to come out to solve the problem.
Who knew that once they arrived in the human world, they would encounter such weirdness!
While in a trance, he was suddenly grabbed by the shoulder by that ghost!
A long blue fire instantly ignited Luo Yan's temples, bringing him back to his senses quickly.
Unintentionally interested in fighting, he struck out with his palm, and suddenly hit Li Gui's Tianling Gai!
Hearing a ghost howl, the originally ferocious and terrifying ghost was like a punctured ball, quickly drained and shriveled, until finally only a piece of black leather was left!
Wu Chang's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.
Luo Yan picked up the ghost skin and nodded.
The fingertips are quenched, and it burns as soon as it is touched.
In an instant, it was gone.
Wu Chang swallowed, and looked at Luo Yan's fingers without blinking, as if he was afraid that another ghost would come out from there.
Fortunately, Luo Yan didn't care about his gaze, and waved his hand, the ball of air slowly fell, and finally disappeared with a puff when it was half a meter from the ground.
Wu Chang was sitting there cross-legged, but as soon as the gas disappeared, he fell to the ground with a plop.
"Ouch……"
Wu Chang had to ask for leave because of successive injuries to his tailbone.
He just lay on the bed and concentrated on doing miscellaneous things.
Sell things from the east family to the west family, and sell things from the south family to the north family.
In short, it is just to be a second-hand dealer and make a little money.
When he was free, Wu Chang often thought about the past.
Luo Yan brought him back, settled down, and disappeared after turning around.
If it wasn't for his ass, he might think it was just a dream.
He has been able to see ghosts since he was a child, so he has long been used to being chased by ghosts.
When I grow up, it may be because I do more good deeds, and there are fewer evil ghosts. I have seen a lot of kind ghosts, like Zhang Zi.
Thinking of that ghost, Wu Chang couldn't help shivering.
No, it's too scary.
Gritting his teeth and turning sideways, Wu Chang closed his eyes, planning to take a nap.
In a daze, I felt that the surroundings were getting colder and colder.
Didn't he put a lot of carbon in the stove?now...
Wu Chang muttered, could it be that the fire is extinguished?
Struggling to reach out to grab the coat, I want to go out to see the fire.
Who knew that by touching and touching, I could feel... something cool.
Hey, soft and cold...
hand? !
Wu Chang closed his eyes and kept groping with his hands.After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of what it was, so I opened my eyes with sleepiness.
then……
"Ahhh!"
Fan Wujiu watched with a dark face, sitting at the foot of the bed.
Xie Bi'an raised his hands above his head and stood in a corner squatting.
Zhong Kui walked around for a long time with his hands behind his back.Look at Wu Chang, turn around, look at him, turn around, turn around and turn around.
Wu Chang shrank under the quilt, only showing his two eyes.
He is a little confused now, what exactly does this mean?
Oh, King Yama came to visit him, but all the people under him recognized him?
"Mr. Wu Chang, I know what I said may be a bit abrupt. But this is reality, you can't deny it?"
Zhong Kui held back for a long time, finally couldn't hold it any longer, and spoke.
"We've been looking for it in the human world for a long time, but we haven't seen a single ghost! It's by your side! There are so many by your side!"
Zhong Kui looked distressed, "How can you not cooperate?"
Wu Chang shrank back under the quilt, "Yes."
"Huh?" Zhong Kui was about to explode in anger, and his belt was getting tighter and tighter!
Wu Chang was even more frightened, and continued to shrink under the quilt.
Just now he fumbled and touched that Xie Bi'an's hand, that Fan Wujiu came up and wanted to chop him off!
This little black fat man named Zhong Kui suddenly sprang out from the ground, and it turned into what he is now.
At this moment, his brain still can't react, what kind of situation is this.
Zhong Kui waited for quite a while, but Wu Chang still didn't see anything, and suddenly became short of breath.
He stomped his feet directly and pointed to Wu Chang's name, "You have to be happy if you like it, and you have to be happy if you don't like it!"
He turned his head and glared at Xie Bi'an again, "Don't make trouble anymore! If you have nothing to do, you just want to take advantage of others, be careful, I will fry you in a frying pan three hundred times!"
After speaking, it turned into a black smoke and disappeared.
Wu Chang blinked, got out of the quilt, and looked down.
What are you willing to do?What are you not happy about?
Wu Chang was still in a daze, not knowing what happened.
Seeing Zhong Kui leaving, Xie Bi'an immediately stood up, walked casually to the bed, raised one foot and stepped on the bed.
The second uncle looked at Wu Chang like a master, "Boy! You touched my hand just now!"
Wu Chang blinked, "Yes."
"Huh?" Xie Bi'an's eyes widened, and he stretched out his hand to pinch the corner of his quilt, wanting to pull him without saying a word!
Fan Wujiu on the side had quick eyes and quick hands, and kicked Xie Bi'an in the face directly from the end of the bed!
Xie Bi'an immediately flew out like a ball!
He put it on the door frame at once, and he let out an ouch in pain, and a puff of white smoke disappeared.
Wu Chang felt that he was an asshole today, what was it all about!
Fan Wujiu patted the vamp, looked at Wu Chang expressionlessly, "How offending."
"you you……"
"My name is Fan Wujiu, and that was Xie Bi'an just now. We are ordered by the boss to protect you."
As he spoke, he clenched his fists nonchalantly as a greeting.
Wu Chang backed away for a while, and leaned directly against the wall!
He was sweating coldly from the pain in his butt, but he still didn't dare to relax.
Niu Da with staring eyes, looked at Fan Wujiu in horror, "What?! I'm going to die!?"
With a puff, a burst of white smoke came out again!
The intact Xie Bi'an changed into a white suit and appeared in front of Wu Chang again.
"Hey, hey! My brother told you that you were going to die? There is something wrong with your ears!"
Wu Chang also didn't care about his clothes at this time, and said again tremblingly, "Yan Luo Wang asked you two to come, return, return one white and one black, you guys, uh...it's not black and white, it's impermanence!"
"You, you are simply going to arrest me! Me, I'm dead?!"
Xie Bi'an slapped him in the air, and directly made Wu Chang lose his voice!
"Brother, this man is sick, don't talk to him too much, huh?" Xie Bi'an stuck to Fan Wujiu's body like a dog's skin plaster, "It's a shame."
Fan Wujiu glanced at him, curled his lips invisibly, then tore him off and threw him at the foot of the bed.
Then he looked at Wu Chang, "We are ghost messengers, but we are not here to take you away, but to protect you."
"You are very talented and can summon souls."
Fan Wujiu repeated what Zhong Kui said just now, focusing on what happened to Li Gui that day.
Wu Chang blinked, only now did he understand.
He can see ghosts, is it easy to see ghosts because of his physique?
The little black fat man just said that there are ghosts around him, and he can't see them without him, so...
Wu Chang blinked and blinked again, trying to speak.
Fan Wujiu waved his hand, and he finally had a voice.
Only then did Wu Chang speak hastily, "So, you want to follow my ass, catch ghosts?"
Fan Wujiu thought for a long time, then nodded, "You can think so."
To protect a mortal who is prone to seeing ghosts is to collect ghosts easily.
Fan Wujiu felt that Wu Chang was right.
Wu Chang heaved a sigh of relief. Although he still didn't know what was going on, he finally figured out that he was useful to these people, and he felt more at ease if he couldn't die for a while.
Xie Bi'an at the end of the bed rolled his eyes.
What a log!
Wu Chang's injury was not serious, and he was almost healed after two days of rest.
Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an really lived in his house. Wu Chang observed for two days and found that they basically did not interfere with him, so he was completely relieved.
His family had many houses, so Fan Wujiu directly packed up a house on the west side, and lived there with Xie Bi'an.
I met Wu Chang when I went out to pee in the middle of the night, and the two of them were lingering...
Sleeping like a fight!
While comforting myself in my heart, I can survive anyway, but at the same time, I feel sour thinking that even ghosts have sex, and I am still a virgin...
The black wind was blowing all around, the dead branches were tall and the forest was thick, and there were even a few crows singing!
Wu Chang gasped tremblingly, and cursed directly!
Just as he was about to call out, Wu Chang heard the sound of breaking wind coming from behind!
Looking back, I saw Luo Yan and that dead ghost coming and going, and it looked like a tie? !
Wu Chang swallowed, looking at the lump of gas surrounding him, "Your master...is he really the King of Yama? This ability is not very good."
Why do you have to do it yourself to deal with a fierce ghost? The legendary wave of your hand can kill people?
Wu Chang originally thought about it by himself, but who knew that the ball of energy seemed to shake consciously.
Wu Chang was taken aback, and quickly sat still, "Hey, hey, don't move around! You will die if you fall!"
The cloud of air brought him floating in the air, and he was on the edge of the cliff again.
This accidental drop, he is a sandwich pizza!
On the other side, Luo Yan looked at Li Gui in front of him, and couldn't help frowning.
How could there be such a powerful ghost? !
The reason why a ghost can become a ghost is that it absorbs the resentment and hatred in the world, cultivates the five elements with an invisible body, and finally cultivates a real body and becomes a ghost!
However, ghosts are all victims of cruel death and deep hatred, so if they can succeed in cultivation, it will be a catastrophe for the world!
Luo Yan fought with this ghost for a long time, thinking it was just an ordinary ghost.
Who knew that seeing the other party follow him, you come and I fight without losing the wind, immediately made him more vigilant.
There is indeed something weird in this mortal world!
He was self-confident because of his accident, and he had been retreating in the underworld for many years.However, there have been constant disasters in the underworld recently, which forced him to come out to solve the problem.
Who knew that once they arrived in the human world, they would encounter such weirdness!
While in a trance, he was suddenly grabbed by the shoulder by that ghost!
A long blue fire instantly ignited Luo Yan's temples, bringing him back to his senses quickly.
Unintentionally interested in fighting, he struck out with his palm, and suddenly hit Li Gui's Tianling Gai!
Hearing a ghost howl, the originally ferocious and terrifying ghost was like a punctured ball, quickly drained and shriveled, until finally only a piece of black leather was left!
Wu Chang's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.
Luo Yan picked up the ghost skin and nodded.
The fingertips are quenched, and it burns as soon as it is touched.
In an instant, it was gone.
Wu Chang swallowed, and looked at Luo Yan's fingers without blinking, as if he was afraid that another ghost would come out from there.
Fortunately, Luo Yan didn't care about his gaze, and waved his hand, the ball of air slowly fell, and finally disappeared with a puff when it was half a meter from the ground.
Wu Chang was sitting there cross-legged, but as soon as the gas disappeared, he fell to the ground with a plop.
"Ouch……"
Wu Chang had to ask for leave because of successive injuries to his tailbone.
He just lay on the bed and concentrated on doing miscellaneous things.
Sell things from the east family to the west family, and sell things from the south family to the north family.
In short, it is just to be a second-hand dealer and make a little money.
When he was free, Wu Chang often thought about the past.
Luo Yan brought him back, settled down, and disappeared after turning around.
If it wasn't for his ass, he might think it was just a dream.
He has been able to see ghosts since he was a child, so he has long been used to being chased by ghosts.
When I grow up, it may be because I do more good deeds, and there are fewer evil ghosts. I have seen a lot of kind ghosts, like Zhang Zi.
Thinking of that ghost, Wu Chang couldn't help shivering.
No, it's too scary.
Gritting his teeth and turning sideways, Wu Chang closed his eyes, planning to take a nap.
In a daze, I felt that the surroundings were getting colder and colder.
Didn't he put a lot of carbon in the stove?now...
Wu Chang muttered, could it be that the fire is extinguished?
Struggling to reach out to grab the coat, I want to go out to see the fire.
Who knew that by touching and touching, I could feel... something cool.
Hey, soft and cold...
hand? !
Wu Chang closed his eyes and kept groping with his hands.After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of what it was, so I opened my eyes with sleepiness.
then……
"Ahhh!"
Fan Wujiu watched with a dark face, sitting at the foot of the bed.
Xie Bi'an raised his hands above his head and stood in a corner squatting.
Zhong Kui walked around for a long time with his hands behind his back.Look at Wu Chang, turn around, look at him, turn around, turn around and turn around.
Wu Chang shrank under the quilt, only showing his two eyes.
He is a little confused now, what exactly does this mean?
Oh, King Yama came to visit him, but all the people under him recognized him?
"Mr. Wu Chang, I know what I said may be a bit abrupt. But this is reality, you can't deny it?"
Zhong Kui held back for a long time, finally couldn't hold it any longer, and spoke.
"We've been looking for it in the human world for a long time, but we haven't seen a single ghost! It's by your side! There are so many by your side!"
Zhong Kui looked distressed, "How can you not cooperate?"
Wu Chang shrank back under the quilt, "Yes."
"Huh?" Zhong Kui was about to explode in anger, and his belt was getting tighter and tighter!
Wu Chang was even more frightened, and continued to shrink under the quilt.
Just now he fumbled and touched that Xie Bi'an's hand, that Fan Wujiu came up and wanted to chop him off!
This little black fat man named Zhong Kui suddenly sprang out from the ground, and it turned into what he is now.
At this moment, his brain still can't react, what kind of situation is this.
Zhong Kui waited for quite a while, but Wu Chang still didn't see anything, and suddenly became short of breath.
He stomped his feet directly and pointed to Wu Chang's name, "You have to be happy if you like it, and you have to be happy if you don't like it!"
He turned his head and glared at Xie Bi'an again, "Don't make trouble anymore! If you have nothing to do, you just want to take advantage of others, be careful, I will fry you in a frying pan three hundred times!"
After speaking, it turned into a black smoke and disappeared.
Wu Chang blinked, got out of the quilt, and looked down.
What are you willing to do?What are you not happy about?
Wu Chang was still in a daze, not knowing what happened.
Seeing Zhong Kui leaving, Xie Bi'an immediately stood up, walked casually to the bed, raised one foot and stepped on the bed.
The second uncle looked at Wu Chang like a master, "Boy! You touched my hand just now!"
Wu Chang blinked, "Yes."
"Huh?" Xie Bi'an's eyes widened, and he stretched out his hand to pinch the corner of his quilt, wanting to pull him without saying a word!
Fan Wujiu on the side had quick eyes and quick hands, and kicked Xie Bi'an in the face directly from the end of the bed!
Xie Bi'an immediately flew out like a ball!
He put it on the door frame at once, and he let out an ouch in pain, and a puff of white smoke disappeared.
Wu Chang felt that he was an asshole today, what was it all about!
Fan Wujiu patted the vamp, looked at Wu Chang expressionlessly, "How offending."
"you you……"
"My name is Fan Wujiu, and that was Xie Bi'an just now. We are ordered by the boss to protect you."
As he spoke, he clenched his fists nonchalantly as a greeting.
Wu Chang backed away for a while, and leaned directly against the wall!
He was sweating coldly from the pain in his butt, but he still didn't dare to relax.
Niu Da with staring eyes, looked at Fan Wujiu in horror, "What?! I'm going to die!?"
With a puff, a burst of white smoke came out again!
The intact Xie Bi'an changed into a white suit and appeared in front of Wu Chang again.
"Hey, hey! My brother told you that you were going to die? There is something wrong with your ears!"
Wu Chang also didn't care about his clothes at this time, and said again tremblingly, "Yan Luo Wang asked you two to come, return, return one white and one black, you guys, uh...it's not black and white, it's impermanence!"
"You, you are simply going to arrest me! Me, I'm dead?!"
Xie Bi'an slapped him in the air, and directly made Wu Chang lose his voice!
"Brother, this man is sick, don't talk to him too much, huh?" Xie Bi'an stuck to Fan Wujiu's body like a dog's skin plaster, "It's a shame."
Fan Wujiu glanced at him, curled his lips invisibly, then tore him off and threw him at the foot of the bed.
Then he looked at Wu Chang, "We are ghost messengers, but we are not here to take you away, but to protect you."
"You are very talented and can summon souls."
Fan Wujiu repeated what Zhong Kui said just now, focusing on what happened to Li Gui that day.
Wu Chang blinked, only now did he understand.
He can see ghosts, is it easy to see ghosts because of his physique?
The little black fat man just said that there are ghosts around him, and he can't see them without him, so...
Wu Chang blinked and blinked again, trying to speak.
Fan Wujiu waved his hand, and he finally had a voice.
Only then did Wu Chang speak hastily, "So, you want to follow my ass, catch ghosts?"
Fan Wujiu thought for a long time, then nodded, "You can think so."
To protect a mortal who is prone to seeing ghosts is to collect ghosts easily.
Fan Wujiu felt that Wu Chang was right.
Wu Chang heaved a sigh of relief. Although he still didn't know what was going on, he finally figured out that he was useful to these people, and he felt more at ease if he couldn't die for a while.
Xie Bi'an at the end of the bed rolled his eyes.
What a log!
Wu Chang's injury was not serious, and he was almost healed after two days of rest.
Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an really lived in his house. Wu Chang observed for two days and found that they basically did not interfere with him, so he was completely relieved.
His family had many houses, so Fan Wujiu directly packed up a house on the west side, and lived there with Xie Bi'an.
I met Wu Chang when I went out to pee in the middle of the night, and the two of them were lingering...
Sleeping like a fight!
While comforting myself in my heart, I can survive anyway, but at the same time, I feel sour thinking that even ghosts have sex, and I am still a virgin...
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