There's always someone trying to trick me
Chapter 76 "36 Strategies of Love"
After Geng Tong left, Luo Yan came out of the room.
Wu Chang looked at him gloatingly, "When I liked someone, I was tired of staying at their door every day. What's the matter now, have you seen enough?"
Luo Yan glanced at Wu Chang, but said nothing.
Wu Chang was upset, and snorted, "Why didn't you come out when he came just now? It's just a good time to meet, pretend to be in love at first sight, and pursue him, isn't it good?"
"Don't mention him again, it's over."
Luo Yan was obviously not interested in Geng Tong's affairs.
Wu Chang said a few words, but seeing that he didn't reply, he fell silent too.
After a while, Luo Yan walked over to Wu Chang and sat down.
"I don't like him anymore."
The corner of Wu Chang's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly controlled his expression, "If you don't like it, then you don't like it, anyway, it's your business, tell me why."
Luo Yan raised his eyes, glanced at Wu Chang, and then looked not far away, "I fell in love with someone else, and that person is better than him."
Wu Chang turned around, looked at him, and spoke righteously, "When will you change your habit of judging people by their appearance?"
"Oh, last time I said I like Geng Tong because he looks like that Delan. What's the matter this time, did you meet someone more similar?"
"Why don't you just make an identical dummy and forget it, why do you have to harm others!"
Luo Yan didn't expect Wu Chang to be so excited, and looked at him in surprise, "You don't want me to like someone other than Delan?"
"It's none of my business if you like anyone!" Wu Chang was pissed off by Luo Yan, he stood up and walked around the yard several times, and finally came to Luo Yan angrily, glaring at him, "I don't care I'm telling you Luo Yan, I don't care what kind of god you are, if you dare to tell me who you like after tonight, you will move out of my house!"
"Uh..." Luo Yan was completely indifferent to the situation in front of him, and didn't know which tendon Wu Chang was poked.
With his angry look, is it because he doesn't want to like others, or because he doesn't want to like anyone other than Lan?
Wu Chang directly opened the door and returned to the bedroom, as if he didn't want to talk to Luo Yan anymore.
Zhong Kui came out of the room and saw Luo Yan's puzzled face. He smiled and approached him, "Hey, boss, I know what he looks like. He's just jealous."
Luo Yan froze for a moment, then stood up, "What?"
"Mr. Wu Chang, I'm jealous!" Zhong Kui chuckled, "Boss, look, you just don't understand women...men."
"Let me tell you, it doesn't matter whether you are a man or a woman when you are in love, as long as you care about it, you will be jealous."
"I don't know what's going on with that Geng Tong, but since he looks like Mr. Delan, I can't calm down when I think about it."
"Look, when someone came to the door just now, it's fine if you don't make it clear, and you still avoid it."
"This Mr. Wu is so sad. He is a rival in love. You should be by Mr. Wu's side at this time, and comfort him well."
Luo Yan didn't know what to say.
Although Zhong Kui looks like this, when he was still a human being, he had rich emotional experience, at least...better than himself.
Hearing what Zhong Kui said now, Luo Yan felt an indescribably happy and relaxed feeling in his heart.
Wu Chang really cares about himself so much?
Care about yourself as if you care about him?
Just thinking about it made my heart pound and a smile appeared on my face.
"It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, it's the same when it comes to emotions. You can't just think about this little gentleman in your heart, you have to get everything you say and what you should do. "
Luo Yan was not ashamed to ask, "Then how can we get it all together? What should I do?"
Zhong Kui chuckled, took out a yellowish book from his sleeve, and handed it to Luo Yan, "I wanted to give it to you when you were with the young master, but I never had the chance. This time, I finally caught up with you." Already!"
Seeing Zhong Kui looking mysterious, Luo Yan took it over and planned to open it to have a look.
Who knew that Zhong Kui would cover it directly, "Sneak peek, peek peek!"
Luo Yan couldn't help thinking in his heart, could it be a erotic picture? !
Luo Yan stuffed it into his pocket, nodded to Zhong Kui with a serious face, then turned and went back to his room.
As soon as he entered the door, he secretly took out the book from his pocket and opened it.
"36 Strategies of Love", written by Zhong Kui.
"Uh..." Luo Yan's face was covered with black lines, and he really didn't know what to say for a while.
Throwing the book directly to the corner, Luo Yan sat on the chair and sulked.
After sitting for a while, I heard Wu Chang seem to come out of the room.
Zhong Kui went up to greet him with a smile, and Wu Chang seemed to be in a good mood.
After the two talked a few words, Wu Chang went to clean up the few vegetables in his field as usual.
Luo Yan thought about Wu Chang's appearance when he was with him, and recalled the tone of his voice when he talked to Zhong Kui just now, and he became even more depressed.
After a long silence, he still got up and walked to the corner to pick up the book.
I read in my heart and broke through thousands of volumes, while opening the book with a little apprehension, and turned to the first page.
"The first strategy, don't talk about being upright, say something, and show your enthusiasm!"
Luo Yan shut the book with a bang!
Summer is coming fast and fast, but it's only been a week, and the road looks like it's about to catch fire.
Wu Chang rode out to deliver the goods, and when he got home, he wanted to plunge into the water tank.
Wu Chang's Yuanbao incense and candle shop is in normal operation. In addition to the ingots and incense candles used for memorial service, he also set up a funeral shop next to the funeral shop.
The red thing shop is not good, it is also the ingot incense candle.It's just that ingots are the kind of ingots that are placed in those stores to look good and attract money.
The incense candles are scented candles usually used at home, or dragon and phoenix double happiness candles that Chinese weddings like, and ordinary candles usually used for lighting.
The weather in Cannes is hot. In summer, when everyone turns on the air conditioner, the city often cannot stand it. The voltage is not enough and the power is not enough, and the power is often cut off.
So when it comes to summer, candles are really indispensable.
Early this morning, a box of candles was ordered from the building in the urban area, and Wu Chang sent them over.
When I came back, I was so hot that I was sweating all over my body, so I quickly took a shower, wore an old-fashioned shirt and plaid shorts, and sat in the store to blow on the fan.
Occasionally, those who passed by would greet Wu Chang with a smile.
Ever since I got closer to Dahu, the people in the village have become closer to him for some reason.
No matter how introverted Wu Chang is, he would never put his cold ass on someone's hot face. He smiled and laughed, and the relationship between neighbors and neighbors became more harmonious.
"Oh, Wu Chang, have you heard that a fairy has come to our next door village!"
Lao Gao held a big cattail leaf fan and held a purple clay pot in his hand, walked to him on the threshold with his not-so-clean legs and sat down.
"What's going on?" Since becoming a fairy, Wu Chang has become less afraid of ghosts, and has become fond of listening to ghost stories.
The funeral shop he opened again, usually when grandpas and aunts pass by, they like to tell him about those ghosts and ghosts, which is quite enjoyable to listen to.
"I heard that a live Hades came from the next village!" Lao Gao's face was full of inscrutability, "Who made a mistake, get a paper figurine to replace it, and go up the mountain of swords and down the pan of oil to atone for it!"
"Oh, that's really fresh..." Wu Chang's eyes widened with surprise.
This is the routine he heard from the stories, and if he acts like this, it will make people say it is happier.
Sure enough, seeing his applauding reaction, Lao Gao spoke more vividly.
Wu Chang listened with relish, and simply picked a cucumber from the yard and handed it to Lao Gao, and the two of them ate it together.
Luo Yan came out of the room, holding a piece of watermelon in his hand.Seeing Wu Chang talking nonsense with Lao Gao there, he didn't bother him, and just put it on the table in the corridor.
A few days ago, Wu Chang got out a broken table, tidied it up, and put it in the porch just right.
The weather is hot, and everyone is reluctant to go back to the house.In the evening, the two of them just sat in the yard chatting and eating watermelon, and occasionally turned on the computer to watch movies, which was pretty good.
Luo Yan made a small enchantment on the table, and putting things in it can keep fresh, which is more effective than a refrigerator.
He didn't worry about getting dust or getting dirty when he put it there, so Luo Yan went back to his room.
After Wu Chang listened to the short story, seeing that it was already lunch time, he helped Lao Gao back home, and then went to the porch to prepare for dinner.
For lunch, Zhong Kui prepared a few small cold dishes, which looked delicious.
Wu Chang thanked him, washed his hands and ate happily.
Luo Yan came out of the room, and the three of them sat down around the Eight Immortals table.
"Hey, let me tell you, Lao Gao told me just now that there is a living King of Hades coming near us!"
Wu Chang's anger towards Luo Yan has almost dissipated. Although he is not very enthusiastic, at least he doesn't know whether his nose is not his nose or his eyes are not his eyes.
Zhong Kui clicked his tongue twice, "The living Hades is here! The judges are all at your house!"
"Oh, don't interrupt, I'm telling you a story!"
Wu often hit his hand with chopsticks, "I heard that the man made a small paper man and wrote the name of the head of the household on it."
"If this person does something wrong, that paper figurine will go up the mountain of swords and down the pan of oil!"
Wu Chang said with a smile on his face, as if he had seen that scene before.
Zhong Kui and Luo Yan frowned, "Stand-in talisman?"
Wu Chang blinked, "What?"
Luo Yan looked at Zhong Kui, "Go and check."
"Yes!"
When it came to business, Zhong Kui was never ambiguous, and immediately disappeared in place after responding, and went to work.
Seeing Luo Yan's serious expression, Wu Chang felt a little nervous, "Hey, what's wrong?"
"What you said, if it's just a trick, it's fine. If it's true, it's a substitute."
Luo Yan's face was gloomy, "People who do evil in this world are punished in hell. This is a clear law of heaven, and it is a cycle of cause and effect."
"If you use a double talisman and let that paper man be punished for a living person, and when he goes underground, he can escape the criminal law. Wouldn't it be unfair to others?"
Wu Chang frowned, "I thought it was just a trick, could it be true?"
"There is indeed such a saying, but it has long been lost." Luo Yan knocked on the table, looking a little irritable, "If it is true... there may be chaos."
Wu Chang looked at him gloatingly, "When I liked someone, I was tired of staying at their door every day. What's the matter now, have you seen enough?"
Luo Yan glanced at Wu Chang, but said nothing.
Wu Chang was upset, and snorted, "Why didn't you come out when he came just now? It's just a good time to meet, pretend to be in love at first sight, and pursue him, isn't it good?"
"Don't mention him again, it's over."
Luo Yan was obviously not interested in Geng Tong's affairs.
Wu Chang said a few words, but seeing that he didn't reply, he fell silent too.
After a while, Luo Yan walked over to Wu Chang and sat down.
"I don't like him anymore."
The corner of Wu Chang's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly controlled his expression, "If you don't like it, then you don't like it, anyway, it's your business, tell me why."
Luo Yan raised his eyes, glanced at Wu Chang, and then looked not far away, "I fell in love with someone else, and that person is better than him."
Wu Chang turned around, looked at him, and spoke righteously, "When will you change your habit of judging people by their appearance?"
"Oh, last time I said I like Geng Tong because he looks like that Delan. What's the matter this time, did you meet someone more similar?"
"Why don't you just make an identical dummy and forget it, why do you have to harm others!"
Luo Yan didn't expect Wu Chang to be so excited, and looked at him in surprise, "You don't want me to like someone other than Delan?"
"It's none of my business if you like anyone!" Wu Chang was pissed off by Luo Yan, he stood up and walked around the yard several times, and finally came to Luo Yan angrily, glaring at him, "I don't care I'm telling you Luo Yan, I don't care what kind of god you are, if you dare to tell me who you like after tonight, you will move out of my house!"
"Uh..." Luo Yan was completely indifferent to the situation in front of him, and didn't know which tendon Wu Chang was poked.
With his angry look, is it because he doesn't want to like others, or because he doesn't want to like anyone other than Lan?
Wu Chang directly opened the door and returned to the bedroom, as if he didn't want to talk to Luo Yan anymore.
Zhong Kui came out of the room and saw Luo Yan's puzzled face. He smiled and approached him, "Hey, boss, I know what he looks like. He's just jealous."
Luo Yan froze for a moment, then stood up, "What?"
"Mr. Wu Chang, I'm jealous!" Zhong Kui chuckled, "Boss, look, you just don't understand women...men."
"Let me tell you, it doesn't matter whether you are a man or a woman when you are in love, as long as you care about it, you will be jealous."
"I don't know what's going on with that Geng Tong, but since he looks like Mr. Delan, I can't calm down when I think about it."
"Look, when someone came to the door just now, it's fine if you don't make it clear, and you still avoid it."
"This Mr. Wu is so sad. He is a rival in love. You should be by Mr. Wu's side at this time, and comfort him well."
Luo Yan didn't know what to say.
Although Zhong Kui looks like this, when he was still a human being, he had rich emotional experience, at least...better than himself.
Hearing what Zhong Kui said now, Luo Yan felt an indescribably happy and relaxed feeling in his heart.
Wu Chang really cares about himself so much?
Care about yourself as if you care about him?
Just thinking about it made my heart pound and a smile appeared on my face.
"It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, it's the same when it comes to emotions. You can't just think about this little gentleman in your heart, you have to get everything you say and what you should do. "
Luo Yan was not ashamed to ask, "Then how can we get it all together? What should I do?"
Zhong Kui chuckled, took out a yellowish book from his sleeve, and handed it to Luo Yan, "I wanted to give it to you when you were with the young master, but I never had the chance. This time, I finally caught up with you." Already!"
Seeing Zhong Kui looking mysterious, Luo Yan took it over and planned to open it to have a look.
Who knew that Zhong Kui would cover it directly, "Sneak peek, peek peek!"
Luo Yan couldn't help thinking in his heart, could it be a erotic picture? !
Luo Yan stuffed it into his pocket, nodded to Zhong Kui with a serious face, then turned and went back to his room.
As soon as he entered the door, he secretly took out the book from his pocket and opened it.
"36 Strategies of Love", written by Zhong Kui.
"Uh..." Luo Yan's face was covered with black lines, and he really didn't know what to say for a while.
Throwing the book directly to the corner, Luo Yan sat on the chair and sulked.
After sitting for a while, I heard Wu Chang seem to come out of the room.
Zhong Kui went up to greet him with a smile, and Wu Chang seemed to be in a good mood.
After the two talked a few words, Wu Chang went to clean up the few vegetables in his field as usual.
Luo Yan thought about Wu Chang's appearance when he was with him, and recalled the tone of his voice when he talked to Zhong Kui just now, and he became even more depressed.
After a long silence, he still got up and walked to the corner to pick up the book.
I read in my heart and broke through thousands of volumes, while opening the book with a little apprehension, and turned to the first page.
"The first strategy, don't talk about being upright, say something, and show your enthusiasm!"
Luo Yan shut the book with a bang!
Summer is coming fast and fast, but it's only been a week, and the road looks like it's about to catch fire.
Wu Chang rode out to deliver the goods, and when he got home, he wanted to plunge into the water tank.
Wu Chang's Yuanbao incense and candle shop is in normal operation. In addition to the ingots and incense candles used for memorial service, he also set up a funeral shop next to the funeral shop.
The red thing shop is not good, it is also the ingot incense candle.It's just that ingots are the kind of ingots that are placed in those stores to look good and attract money.
The incense candles are scented candles usually used at home, or dragon and phoenix double happiness candles that Chinese weddings like, and ordinary candles usually used for lighting.
The weather in Cannes is hot. In summer, when everyone turns on the air conditioner, the city often cannot stand it. The voltage is not enough and the power is not enough, and the power is often cut off.
So when it comes to summer, candles are really indispensable.
Early this morning, a box of candles was ordered from the building in the urban area, and Wu Chang sent them over.
When I came back, I was so hot that I was sweating all over my body, so I quickly took a shower, wore an old-fashioned shirt and plaid shorts, and sat in the store to blow on the fan.
Occasionally, those who passed by would greet Wu Chang with a smile.
Ever since I got closer to Dahu, the people in the village have become closer to him for some reason.
No matter how introverted Wu Chang is, he would never put his cold ass on someone's hot face. He smiled and laughed, and the relationship between neighbors and neighbors became more harmonious.
"Oh, Wu Chang, have you heard that a fairy has come to our next door village!"
Lao Gao held a big cattail leaf fan and held a purple clay pot in his hand, walked to him on the threshold with his not-so-clean legs and sat down.
"What's going on?" Since becoming a fairy, Wu Chang has become less afraid of ghosts, and has become fond of listening to ghost stories.
The funeral shop he opened again, usually when grandpas and aunts pass by, they like to tell him about those ghosts and ghosts, which is quite enjoyable to listen to.
"I heard that a live Hades came from the next village!" Lao Gao's face was full of inscrutability, "Who made a mistake, get a paper figurine to replace it, and go up the mountain of swords and down the pan of oil to atone for it!"
"Oh, that's really fresh..." Wu Chang's eyes widened with surprise.
This is the routine he heard from the stories, and if he acts like this, it will make people say it is happier.
Sure enough, seeing his applauding reaction, Lao Gao spoke more vividly.
Wu Chang listened with relish, and simply picked a cucumber from the yard and handed it to Lao Gao, and the two of them ate it together.
Luo Yan came out of the room, holding a piece of watermelon in his hand.Seeing Wu Chang talking nonsense with Lao Gao there, he didn't bother him, and just put it on the table in the corridor.
A few days ago, Wu Chang got out a broken table, tidied it up, and put it in the porch just right.
The weather is hot, and everyone is reluctant to go back to the house.In the evening, the two of them just sat in the yard chatting and eating watermelon, and occasionally turned on the computer to watch movies, which was pretty good.
Luo Yan made a small enchantment on the table, and putting things in it can keep fresh, which is more effective than a refrigerator.
He didn't worry about getting dust or getting dirty when he put it there, so Luo Yan went back to his room.
After Wu Chang listened to the short story, seeing that it was already lunch time, he helped Lao Gao back home, and then went to the porch to prepare for dinner.
For lunch, Zhong Kui prepared a few small cold dishes, which looked delicious.
Wu Chang thanked him, washed his hands and ate happily.
Luo Yan came out of the room, and the three of them sat down around the Eight Immortals table.
"Hey, let me tell you, Lao Gao told me just now that there is a living King of Hades coming near us!"
Wu Chang's anger towards Luo Yan has almost dissipated. Although he is not very enthusiastic, at least he doesn't know whether his nose is not his nose or his eyes are not his eyes.
Zhong Kui clicked his tongue twice, "The living Hades is here! The judges are all at your house!"
"Oh, don't interrupt, I'm telling you a story!"
Wu often hit his hand with chopsticks, "I heard that the man made a small paper man and wrote the name of the head of the household on it."
"If this person does something wrong, that paper figurine will go up the mountain of swords and down the pan of oil!"
Wu Chang said with a smile on his face, as if he had seen that scene before.
Zhong Kui and Luo Yan frowned, "Stand-in talisman?"
Wu Chang blinked, "What?"
Luo Yan looked at Zhong Kui, "Go and check."
"Yes!"
When it came to business, Zhong Kui was never ambiguous, and immediately disappeared in place after responding, and went to work.
Seeing Luo Yan's serious expression, Wu Chang felt a little nervous, "Hey, what's wrong?"
"What you said, if it's just a trick, it's fine. If it's true, it's a substitute."
Luo Yan's face was gloomy, "People who do evil in this world are punished in hell. This is a clear law of heaven, and it is a cycle of cause and effect."
"If you use a double talisman and let that paper man be punished for a living person, and when he goes underground, he can escape the criminal law. Wouldn't it be unfair to others?"
Wu Chang frowned, "I thought it was just a trick, could it be true?"
"There is indeed such a saying, but it has long been lost." Luo Yan knocked on the table, looking a little irritable, "If it is true... there may be chaos."
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