There's always someone trying to trick me

Wu Chang smiled with a stiff face, "No, how could I hide something from you? You know, I'm a person who never lies."

Luo Yan looked at his quiet eyes, "Really?"

"Yes!" Wu Chang stood up in a panic, when did you see that I lied to you?Besides, it doesn't do me any good to lie!

"I'm a living person, and you're a god. What can I do if I lie to you? Especially, I'm not old or dead now. Even if I tell the truth, you can't do anything to me!"

Looking at Wu Chang's serious look, Luo Yan felt more depressed in his heart.

"Yes, you are right, you have no reason to hide from me."

Wu Chang smiled dryly, "Why did you ask me this suddenly? It makes people feel uneasy."

Luo Yan shook his head, "It's okay, I just want to confirm with you. In order to avoid any misunderstanding between the two of us in the future."

Wu Chang smiled, "The two of us, what misunderstanding could there be?"

Luo Yan looked at him, "Wu Chang, I like you."

"Hey, what's the big deal for me? It's you who you like... what?!" Wu Chang stared at him with wide eyes, "What did you say?"

"I like you." Luo Yan's face was so tender that water could be squeezed out.

A pair of eyes stared straight at Wu Chang, soft and seductive.

When Wu Chang was nervous, he couldn't help hiccupping.

Then, another one.

Then, one by one.

Luo Yan's face froze for a while, then he stood up helplessly and walked to him, reaching out to pat him on the back.

"Can you be more disappointing? I don't ask you to like me even if you say anything, at least behave like a normal person?"

"I! Hiccup! You! Both! Hiccup! It's your fault!"

Wu Chang's face burned badly, and he didn't know what Luo Yan said.

After he finally stopped hiccupping, Luo Yan backed away and returned to his seat.

"You said that you haven't lied to me before, so I hope you won't lie to me now."

"Tell me how you feel about me."

Embarrassment suddenly appeared on Wu Chang's face.

When Luo Yan said that just now, he was still terrified, afraid that it was because he knew that he could reincarnate ghosts.

As a result, it seems that it is not at all?

Luo Yan simply set a trap for himself...

Wu Chang looked at him embarrassingly, "How can someone confess like this, why can't you give me a buffer time?"

"Why the buffer? We've all known each other for so long."

"But first you can't forget De Lan in your heart, and then you fell in love with Geng Tong at first sight! Do you think that we have known each other for a long time is still an advantage?"

Luo Yan rubbed his chin, "So, you have liked me since I was still thinking about De Lan."

Wu Chang became even more embarrassing, "Which word of mine misunderstood you, do you think I like you?"

"What you just said seems to imply to me that you have always been concerned about my relationship status and are jealous of it."

"Hey! We are the two of us most of the time in this house! Not only do I pay attention to you, I also pay attention to Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu!"

Wu Chang started to argue, but now his face was burning again.

He looked as if his hair had exploded, and he spoke quickly and anxiously, but every word was full of guilt.

Seeing him like this, Luo Yan couldn't help laughing.

The smile on his face couldn't be concealed, it just popped onto his face, making Wu Chang's face more and more difficult to conceal.

He simply stood up and turned around, pointing at the door, "Go back!"

Luo Yan stood up and said with a smile, "Oh, where are you going back?"

"Room!"

"Our room?"

Wu Chang casually picked up the handle on the table and threw it behind him.

Luo Yan dodged, laughed and went out.

Wu Chang originally planned to go back to his room to rest, but he didn't dare to go back now.

Even, he couldn't even eat at the same table as him.

After thinking about it, Wu Chang simply opened the store again, locked the back door, took some money and left through the front door.

Although the village is small, there are many small restaurants for eating.

Wu Chang randomly picked a beef noodle shop, went into the house and sat down to eat.

The noodles came out quickly, and Wu Chang picked them up with chopsticks with blank eyes, eating bit by bit as if counting the noodles.

After a while, someone suddenly sat across from him.

Wu Chang stared blankly at the noodles, not paying attention to each other.

When he looked up, he saw Geng Tong sitting there.

He froze for a moment, "Hey, why are you here?"

Geng Tong smiled and split open a pair of disposable chopsticks, "I came here when I saw you here, why, eat noodles?"

Wu Chang nodded, "Why don't you cook by yourself?"

Geng Tong grinned, "Come out for a meal once in a while, it's so boring to make it yourself all the time."

Wu Chang nodded in agreement, "This noodle shop is pretty good."

Geng Tong ordered his bowl, "It's delicious and you still eat like this?"

Only then did Wu Chang look at his own bowl, and was immediately embarrassed.

He was in a trance just now and didn't eat well.

At this moment, the noodles in the bowl were lumpy and turned into a big ball, which looked unappetizing.

Wu Chang simply pushed aside, "Hey, I don't have much appetite."

"Why, what's on your mind?"

Wu Chang blinked, thinking that maybe Geng Tong had more experience than himself?

Although he almost became his rival in love, it was only almost.

Now that Luo Yan has confessed his love to him, then he and Geng Tong should get along well.

"Then what, let me ask you, what will you do if someone confesses to you?"

Geng Tong laughed, "I thought what was going on, I said, are you stupid?"

"When someone confesses to you, of course it depends on whether you like it or not. If you like it, accept it, if you don't like it, reject it. How simple it is."

"Then, what if the other party is of the same sex?" Wu Chang asked cautiously.

Geng Tong was stunned for a moment, then the expression on his face seemed to twitch, "Same sex?"

"Well..." Wu Chang nodded, "You won't look down on me..."

Geng Tong shook his head, "No, to be honest, I have seen quite a few."

"The most exaggerated thing is that someone died in a car accident before, and his partner will die with him."

"At that time, I came here to order a shroud with me, and said that I would make a pair."

Wu Chang 囧囧 has a sense of spirit, "There are still such things."

"Hmm..." Geng Tong looked at him with some hesitation, "Let me tell you, actually, it doesn't matter if the same sex is different."

"But, there is one thing you have to be mentally prepared for."

"You know, the country doesn't have any legislation to protect same-sex couples. Besides, many people still look down on homosexuality."

"If you stay together like this, if one of you gets sick in the future, the other won't be able to sign the consent form for surgery."

Geng Tong looked at him with lingering fear, "Think about it, what are the two of you planning to do together? Isn't it just to live together hand in hand?"

"But for same-sex couples, you have the same blessings and the same hardships. Even if you two love each other in your heart, the law will not give you any protection."

Wu Chang listened embarrassingly, but didn't know how to answer.

He felt that from hearing Luo Yan talk about himself until now, there was only one word embarrassing left in his mind.

Although he knew that Geng Tong was doing it for his own benefit, Wu Chang didn't think what he said was a problem.

To be honest, Luo Yan is a god, who cares about whether to sign or not.

He is an orphan and has no guardian since he was a child. He is afraid that no one will sign for the operation?

And Wu Chang felt that if he was sick, maybe Luo Yan would come directly to fetch something from the air.

What kind of tumor or cancer cell, he can just take it out and forget it.

Furthermore, Luo Yanke has never been a good person, maybe if he gets sick at that time, he will just destroy his body and bring his soul to hell.

Thinking of this, Wu Chang became even more embarrassed.

Everyone is looking forward to going to heaven after death, but he is good. The only way out in the future is to go to hell...

Thinking of this, Wu Chang couldn't help but sighed.

Geng Tong looked at him and thought he agreed with his statement.

He quickly followed up and said some disadvantages of being together, which made Wu Chang even more speechless.

Wu Chang finally had to stop him aloud to prevent him from continuing.

"Okay, I just want to ask you, you don't need to tell me about anal fistula and rectal cancer?"

"I haven't told you about AIDS yet! Men and women are not the same. Look at you, you must not be the same as Gong?"

"As the recipient, you will encounter many problems in the future. Incontinence alone can make you miserable when you get old."

Wu Chang felt that it would be painful to listen to him any more, when Geng Tong's noodles came over, Wu Chang told him to eat quickly, got up by himself, and went out.

After Wu Chang left, the enthusiasm on Geng Tong's face faded.

Seeing Wu Chang's figure disappear from sight, Geng Tong snorted coldly, and ate the noodles slowly.

When Wu Chang came home, Luo Yan was eating with Zhong Kui.

He didn't have much appetite just now, and he didn't eat a few mouthfuls of noodles.

When I smell the food at home, I suddenly feel hungry.

Standing at the door of the house, thinking that he would have to face it sooner or later, he just washed his hands generously and sat down to eat.

Luo Yan looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Aren't you going to eat beef noodles?"

Wu Chang was startled, and stared at him, "You follow me!"

"With my magic power, I still need to follow?" Luo Yan raised his eyebrows, and pointed to a piece of material on his chest, "The soy sauce alone is enough to explain it?"

Wu Chang looked down, only to see that he had accidentally stained his clothes just now.

This soy sauce is the secret signature of that beef noodle shop, and others don't have such a deep color.

Wu Chang smiled dryly, "Eat yours!"

Luo Yan smiled and lowered his head to eat.

Zhong Kui looked around and felt that the atmosphere between the two had really changed.

Although the words are still fighting each other, it seems that they have accepted each other? !

If this is the case, it seems that they will have a happy event in the underworld soon...

Thinking of this, he was a little sharpened.

As the number one matchmaker in the underworld, no, a military advisor, this kind of thing must be handled easily!