There's always someone trying to trick me

Wu Chang suddenly had nothing to say.

Luo Yan's words made him feel like a fuck.

It felt like Luo Yan was going to conceive in her womb for ten months, and then once she gave birth, her body was completely repaired and she was born again.

He only dared to think about this in his mind, and dared not say it.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Luo Yan thought he was frightened.

Luo Yan smiled and stretched out his hand to hug him, "Did you get scared just now?"

"Ah?" Wu Chang's face turned red a little, "What?"

Luo Yan's soul also carried the fragrance of his body, coupled with his pounding heartbeat, made his heart itchy and his face hot.

Wu Chang has never been in a relationship before, so he doesn't know if other people are the same as him.

Once I like it, I always feel that everything I do is awkward, and everything I do is like adultery.

Luo Yan patted him on the back, "The thing about being pulled into a dream."

"Oh, it's okay. I was scared at first, but after knowing what's going on, I'm not so scared."

Luo Yan sighed, "Being able to use this method against you must be due to fear of my strength. If Zhong Kui hadn't gone to find you this morning and let you sleep for two more hours, I'm afraid I would be powerless to recover."

Hearing this, Wu Chang felt terrified, "So powerful?"

"Hmm..." Luo Yan nodded, "I suspect it was Geng Tong who attacked you."

Wu Chang frowned, struggled out of his arms, sat up straight and faced him, "Geng Tong?"

"Although I don't know what chance he has to know about me, but since he came to your door with a vine, there must be something wrong."

"I don't think so..." Wu Chang shook his head, "If it was him, wouldn't it be too obvious?"

"If you really have the ability to deal with me, you must either do it directly, or you must cover it up."

"I have neither ability nor background. As long as you find someone you don't like, I'm afraid that person can crush me to death with one finger."

"However, he didn't. Instead, he used this method. I think that person must have a lot of twists and turns in his heart, and he would never poison himself."

"Look, when you think about it like this, you think of Geng Tong, so he is too easy to be exposed, right?"

Hearing what Wu Chang said, Luo Yan also felt that there was such a possibility.

"I'm not speaking for Geng Tong, but, you really can't be prejudiced against him just because of his face."

Wu Chang folded his hands, and looked at Luo Yan with some displeasure, "If you really want to catch the bad guys, you have to find out the evidence, and don't wrong the good guys with false talk."

Luo Yan couldn't help laughing when he heard his words, stretched out his hand to ruffle his hair, and shook his head.

"Okay, take this matter slowly. First of all, we have to solve the current problem."

Wu Chang nodded, "You have to recuperate yourself first, and then we can talk about other things, but speaking of it, you want to stay in my stomach...ah no, how long will you stay on the altar?"

Luo Yan shook his head, "My soul is severely damaged, and I don't know how long it will take to repair it. But I will fix it as soon as possible, don't worry."

Wu Chang stretched out his hand and squeezed his fingers, "How can you rest assured? You are still in my body."

Luo Yan knew that he was worried about himself, so he tugged at his ear, "Don't worry, I'm a fairy, I can't die."

Wu Chang sighed, "I'm already half a fairy, I can't die, but they can let me sleep all the time."

Luo Yan didn't intend to say any more to Wu Chang, this man was obviously about to get into a dead end.

"You go out in a while and go find that living Hades with Zhong Kui. No matter what the origin of that person is, you have to get rid of it quickly."

"Let Zhong Kui find a way to get back all the punishments he wiped out for mortals, and rebalance the two worlds of Yin and Yang."

Wu Chang nodded, "Okay, I'm also curious about what that person does."

"You watch everything from behind and let Zhong Kui do it, you know? I don't want to watch you show off your power, and end up ruining your own body."

Wu Chang had nothing to say and could only roll his eyes.

After a while, Luo Yan taught Wu Chang how to "wake up" and sent his soul away.

Then he closed his eyes and practiced on Wu Chang's altar.

Wu Chang's altar is different from others, Luo Yan has never seen a place with such ample spiritual energy.

It's as if Wu Chang stored all the aura in his body during his breathing, nourishing his own soul.

If Wu Chang hadn't been a mortal before meeting him, without any foundation of cultivation, he would have suspected that Wu Chang was an ancient immortal, whose soul was so powerful that even he couldn't match him.

After Wu Chang woke up, he felt comfortable all over.

It's like sleeping and feeling completely full.The whole body is comfortable, as if all the turbidity in the body has been removed, so clean and relaxed that he can't believe it's him.

After getting out of bed, Wu Chang jumped three meters away, his body was unbelievably light.

After tossing in the yard for a long time, Zhong Kui finally came out of the room.

"Why are you making noise right after waking up? If you keep doing this, I'll tell the boss when he comes out." Zhong Kui said while yawning.

Wu Chang smiled, "Tell him what? I also made mistakes in exercising?"

"You exercise like this, the boss is uncomfortable in your body." Zhong Kui leaned on the table next to him and looked at him, "You are like carrying a child in your belly now, can you be careful?"

Wu Chang quickly stopped and looked at Zhong Kui with a confused face, "He... can still move?"

"The spiritual platform is right in your stomach. If you move, the spiritual platform will also move. Although it's a little lighter, you won't feel nothing at all. Who knows if the boss will be in your body right now when you jumped like that just now?" rolling."

Zhong Kui made up nonsense with his eyes open.

Wu Chang believed it was true, covered his stomach with his hands, widened his eyes, slowly moved back to the chair step by step, sat down, "I really feel like I'm pregnant?!"

Seeing him like that, Zhong Kui couldn't help laughing out loud.

Wu Chang knew instantly that he had been duped, and got up to beat Zhong Kui.

The two of them sat down after their quarrel was over.Zhong Kui bought fritters with soybean milk, and the two of them ate them alive.

"Luo Yan said, let the two of us get rid of that living Hades."

"Killed?" Zhong Kui frowned, "Killed?"

"No, it's solved. It's up to you whether you live or die. But the things he did must be wiped out, and those who should be punished cannot be allowed to escape!"

Zhong Kui patted the table, "Don't worry!"

"I inquired about it yesterday, and said that the Living Hades is leaving tomorrow. I'm giving a lecture at the entrance of the village today, and I'm going to give a lecture to everyone!"

"Lecture? Marx Lenin?"

Zhong Kui squinted at him, "Do you know the Great Ming Curse and the Great Compassion Mantra?"

Wu Chang frowned, "Isn't this Buddhist? He taught it?"

As far as he knows, hell and Buddha are not the same faction.

In the Eastern god-Buddha system, Buddha is Buddhism, from the big Buddha to the small Buddha, practicing in the Western Paradise.

On the Jade Emperor's side, it's Taoism.The two sides don't care who leads whom, it can be said that they are in different fields.

This King Yama is telling everyone Buddhist scriptures, isn't this a joke?

Zhong Kui also nodded, "That's right, so I have given in to this mortal too. It's all like this, and they still don't see the tricks?"

Wu Chang stuffed a mouthful of fried dough sticks and looked at him, "Let's go and have a look? I feel that there is a big problem here!"

"what is the problem?"

"Brainwashing!" Wu Chang said seriously, "He said he was the king of Yama and saved people. And then the so-called class, who knows if it is true or not?"

"Ordinary people can't tell the difference between Taoism and Buddhism. That's fine. But can you guarantee that the Great Ming Mantra and the Great Compassion Mantra are really Buddhist scriptures?"

"If it's a spell, it will be troublesome if you directly cast a spell on everyone in public!"

Zhong Kui slapped his head, "Yes!"

This sutra was handed down from the village, and everyone has never heard of what this mantra is.

The scriptures and mantras of Buddhism are all Sanskrit, and there is no way to attribute them to any word when they are read.

Everyone listens and learns, isn't that just following that counterfeit nonsense?

If the time comes to say some malicious spell, it will be over...

"Let's go, let's go and listen to what he has to say!" Wu Chang finished his soy milk, stood up and walked out.

Zhong Kui hurried forward and pulled him back, "It's agreed, no matter what you do today, just stand behind me and don't rush forward!"

Wu often looked at him like a fool, "You really think I'm two hundred and five, don't you understand anything? Don't worry, you must go to death!"

Zhong Kui laughed bitterly, "Don't say that, none of us will go to death. But you must not be injured, or the boss will have to chop me."

Wu Chang was a little proud, snorted, and went out first.

When the two of them arrived at the entrance of the village, they saw everyone sitting under the tree with their horses.

Probably because they came early, and the living Hades hasn't come yet.

Wu Chang made Zhong Kui invisible, and sat in the middle of everyone holding a ponytail, muttering together.

"I heard that the King of Hades is going to lecture on the scriptures today?" Wu Chang bumped an old man's shoulder.

"Hey, Master Yan Wang is busy with things, it's impossible to just take care of our village."

"A few days ago, he eliminated disasters for everyone. In our area, there are no diseases or disasters! Next, Lord Yan Wang has to go to other places to save the suffering!"

After speaking, the old man picked up the dry cigarette and took a sip.

Wu Chang smiled, "That's right, Lord Hades has a lot of things to do every day. But it's useless to teach us the scriptures. Could it be possible that you can live forever if you recite the scriptures yourself?"

The old man stretched out his hand and patted him, "You young man, what are you talking about! You will live forever! Damn it, you have to die!"

"This sutra is to help us overcome our sufferings. If we do something bad or wrong in the future, we should read it. It can help us wash away our sins."

Wu Chang quickly nodded, indicating that he knew.

"Lord Yama said that after we recite the scriptures, he will know. After death, it will increase the blessings and give birth to a good pregnancy in the next life."

As he spoke, he pointed to the man not far away, "This Guo Shuo is the first one!"