There's always someone trying to trick me
Chapter 91 The Strangeness of Wu Chang
At dawn, before Wu Chang got up, Xie Bi'an went out.
When he arrived at the next village, he smelled the smell in the air, and soon tracked him down to the villagers' homes.
The living Hades had already left, but the evil energy in the village had subsided a bit.
Xie Bi'an went to various houses to get rid of the remaining demonic energy, and returned to Wu Chang's house before the weather warmed up.
Wu Chang was making breakfast, Xie Bi'an sat on the seat and waited.
Wu Chang only ordered a bowl of noodles, but when he came out and saw him, he was snatched away.
Zhong Kui came out of the room where Luo Yan slept before, saw Xie Bi'an, blinked, "Xie Bi'an!"
Xie Bi'an waved his chopsticks, "Director Zhong!"
"when did you come?"
"Last night, didn't you tell me to hurry up and come here?"
Zhong Kui circled around Xie Bi'an, "I told you to come quickly, but I didn't expect you to come so soon."
Wu Chang watched the two people exchange greetings there, then went back to the kitchen bitterly, and cooked two more bowls of noodles.
After cooking, bring it out and prepare to give Zhong Kui a bowl.
Who knew that Xie Bi'an snatched it up again and started eating.
Wu Chang put his noodles on the table angrily, "I won't cook it anymore!"
Zhong Kui immediately understood what happened when he saw Wu Chang was out of breath and Xie Bi'an was eating continuously.I consciously walked to the kitchen, "I'll come, I'll come!"
While he was talking, Xie Bi'an finished another bowl.
Wu Chang's share was still there, but Xie Bi'an took it again.
Wu Chang couldn't even take care of his anger now, and stared at him with wide eyes.
He knows Xie Bi'an's appetite, although it's not small, it's not that big either.
Usually, one bowl of noodles is enough, but even two bowls can be stuffed if you are really hungry.
But now that he was carrying the third bowl and huffing and puffing there, he was completely surprised.
Before Wu Chang could react, Zhong Kui directly took out the pot for cooking noodles and put it on the table.
Xie Bi'an stuffed the bowl of noodles into his mouth as if upside down, then took the pot and started to eat it.
Wu Chang was completely dumbfounded, Zhong Kui came over and patted him on the shoulder, signaling him not to be surprised.
"This Xie Bi'an can absorb evil energy. However, every time he consumes a lot of physical energy."
"Every time he cleans up our underworld, he has to eat for three days!"
Wu Chang was terrified, "Three days?!"
"Yeah, it's too much consumption..." Zhong Kui was not surprised, "The underworld is a big place, and it's close to the demon world. A little bit of demon energy leaks out from time to time, and it can make all the little gods go crazy."
"In order to prevent everyone from being in danger, the boss will ask him to clean it every month."
Wu Chang was stunned, "So, is he still not enough noodles now? What should we do now?"
"The devil energy in that village is not too much, I don't think it can consume too much. These noodles should be enough, let him eat and see."
Wu Chang nodded, and followed him to the side, watching Xie Bi'an eat up the pot of noodles without even leaving the soup.
But fortunately, after he finished eating, he burped, and it seemed that he didn't need to eat any more.
Wu Chang breathed a sigh of relief, and wondered if he had to start cooking rice for him early in the morning.
Now he ate all the breakfast by himself, Zhong Kui had no choice but to go out and buy soy milk fritters, and ate it with Wu Chang.
After eating, Xie Bi'an came over to talk about business.
"What about you, go to sleep and call our boss out." Xie Bi'an directly directed to Chang Wu, "I have something to report!"
Wu Chang thought it might be something about the evil energy in the village, so he quickly lay down on the bed and started to meditate.
Then when they arrived at the Lingtai, they saw Luo Yan and told him about it.
"Okay, sit here for a while, I'll go up and meet Xie Bi'an."
Wu Chang nodded, watched him float up, and then felt that his body seemed to be controlled by another person.
Although Wu Chang couldn't feel what his body did, but when Luo Yan attached to his body, he felt a little numb as if an electric shock had been applied to his back.
That feeling faded away quickly, and Wu Chang didn't notice.
He didn't know how to practice, so he simply lay on the rock to rest.
Close your eyes and fall asleep in no time.
Xie Bi'an had nothing to report to Luo Yan, he just told him what happened today and asked him to look at Fan Wujiu.
Luo Yan was sure that there was nothing wrong with Fan Wujiu, so he took out another elixir and handed it to Xie Bi'an.
"Put it in a jar to dissolve, and give him a drop every day."
This elixir was obtained by Luo Yan from the Queen Mother during the Yaochi Banquet.
If you eat it, it can greatly increase your mana.
However, Luo Yan always felt that it was unnecessary, so he didn't eat it.
Now it's useful, so I took it out and gave it to the hypotenuse.
Xie Bi'an held it in his hand, and was so excited that he was about to kneel down to Luo Yan.
"Boss, you really want to give such a precious thing to my brother?!"
Luo Yan smiled, "It's not that expensive, no matter how good the thing is, it's important to be alive? Besides, if it wasn't for me, Fan Wujiu wouldn't be here."
Xie Bi'an thanked Luo Yan again, and quickly stuffed it into his sleeve.
Luo Yan looked at Xie Bi'an and Zhong Kui, and told them to take good care of Wu Chang.
"Also, Geng Tong's side, Xie Bi'an, you go and investigate." Luo Yan has nothing to do these two days, and when he meditates on the other stage, he can't help but think about this matter.
"Even if Geng Tong is not the instigator, he is still an accomplice. This matter must be investigated thoroughly, and no details are allowed to be missed!"
"Yes!" Xie Bi'an agreed.
Luo Yan didn't stay for too long before returning to the Lingtai.
When falling from the top, I saw Wu Chang sleeping on the rock from a distance.
Seeing his stupid look, Luo Yan couldn't help but hooked the corners of his mouth.
Thinking of yesterday's beauty, he was still a little intoxicated for a while.
However, when he was less than three meters away from him, Luo Yan suddenly saw spiritual energy penetrating into Wu Chang's body? !
Ordinary people want to cultivate, they must introduce spiritual energy into the body, run along the veins, and then use it for themselves little by little, and then become his strength.
The aura flushes through the meridians, almost regenerating a person.
It's not painful, but it's slow and painful.
Many people have demons in the process of suffering, or simply give up.Even if some persist, they may not see any results.
Luo Yan is one of the outliers.
Because he was born in chaos, with abundant aura and powerful mana, even if he just sits there basking in the sun and the moon, he can still absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.
But Wu Chang shouldn't...
He was just an ordinary person, why would spiritual energy consciously enter his body while lying there to sleep?
Luo Yan stopped motionless in mid-air, looking at him.
He couldn't help thinking about what had happened since he met Wu Chang until now, Luo Yan began to feel uneasy.
Does Wu Chang have any background?
In fact, it doesn't matter what Wu Chang's status is.But the premise is that they can only be friends, not enemies.
Thinking of this, he suddenly remembered what happened to Guo Shuo before.
The more Luo Yan thought about it, the more uncomfortable and worried he felt. He looked at Wu Chang and didn't move for a long time.
When Wu Chang woke up, he felt comfortable all over.
Obviously just sleeping on the rocks, but that feeling is even more comfortable than lying on the bed.
His whole body was lazy, and he slept warmly, as if all the cells and muscles had been relaxed, making him want to cry out comfortably.
Feeling extremely at ease, he stretched and sat up from the ground.
As a result, when he looked up, he saw Luo Yan floating in the air and looking at him, he was so scared that he almost cried out!
Seeing that he was awake, Luo Yan calmed down and sat beside him, "Are you awake?"
"Well, when did you come back?" Wu Chang rubbed his eyes, "Why don't you come down and sit down, I'm scared to death there."
Luo Yan smiled, "Just now, when I came down, I saw you sleeping, so I took a second look."
Wu Chang's face was slightly hot, and he glared at him.
Luo Yan stretched out his hand and grabbed his finger, "Wu Chang, is it comfortable to sleep here?"
"It's comfortable. To be honest, I don't know why. Even though I'm sleeping on a rock, I feel more comfortable than sleeping on a bed."
Luo Yan's eyes darkened a bit, and he smiled, "This is your altar, resting here will get twice the result with half the effort."
Wu Chang blinked, "Really? Then how about I sleep here at night? It feels much better than in bed!"
Luo Yan nodded, "Okay, you can practice while sleeping here, and you may find that your cultivation has greatly increased as soon as you wake up."
Wu Chang chuckled, "Really? Then will I become the God of War when I fall asleep?"
Looking at his silly smile, Luo Yan also showed a slight smile on his face, "Maybe? It's almost lunch now, do you want to go out?"
Wu Chang thought for a while, then shook his head, "Let me talk to you here, I'm not hungry right now, I don't want to go out."
Luo Yan nodded, sat side by side with him, and chatted.
Wu Chang asked Luo Yan a variety of strange questions, including gossip from ancient times and anecdotes from ancient times.
Luo Yan usually doesn't ask questions very much, and for some reason today, he always asks about things about Wu Chang's childhood, or about "strange things" around him.
"I haven't seen anything strange except hell..." Wu Chang thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of anything strange. "I'm just an ordinary person, and seeing a ghost is a big deal. No way!"
Luo Yan smiled, "That's right, with a personality like yours, he's already a big guy."
Wu Chang nodded, "You don't know, the first time I saw a ghost, it was in the toilet."
"I was in elementary school at that time, and I had diarrhea and forgot to bring toilet paper. I saw feet in the next cubicle, so I asked the other party to bring me paper."
"After a while, the other party gave me a dozen yellow papers, and I wiped my ass without thinking about it."
"When I came home at night, my buttocks were blistered. I couldn't sit down because of the pain. The director of the orphanage thought I had hemorrhoids and took me to the hospital."
"In the end, the doctor said I had an anal infection, because ah, I wiped my butt with yellow paper from a cemetery!"
Wu Chang had a chill, "I was so frightened at the time, the dean thought I was naughty, and seeing that I was scared like that, he didn't dare to discipline me."
"I only found out later that our school was built on the subfield. There are some lonely graves in the ground near the toilet!"
When he arrived at the next village, he smelled the smell in the air, and soon tracked him down to the villagers' homes.
The living Hades had already left, but the evil energy in the village had subsided a bit.
Xie Bi'an went to various houses to get rid of the remaining demonic energy, and returned to Wu Chang's house before the weather warmed up.
Wu Chang was making breakfast, Xie Bi'an sat on the seat and waited.
Wu Chang only ordered a bowl of noodles, but when he came out and saw him, he was snatched away.
Zhong Kui came out of the room where Luo Yan slept before, saw Xie Bi'an, blinked, "Xie Bi'an!"
Xie Bi'an waved his chopsticks, "Director Zhong!"
"when did you come?"
"Last night, didn't you tell me to hurry up and come here?"
Zhong Kui circled around Xie Bi'an, "I told you to come quickly, but I didn't expect you to come so soon."
Wu Chang watched the two people exchange greetings there, then went back to the kitchen bitterly, and cooked two more bowls of noodles.
After cooking, bring it out and prepare to give Zhong Kui a bowl.
Who knew that Xie Bi'an snatched it up again and started eating.
Wu Chang put his noodles on the table angrily, "I won't cook it anymore!"
Zhong Kui immediately understood what happened when he saw Wu Chang was out of breath and Xie Bi'an was eating continuously.I consciously walked to the kitchen, "I'll come, I'll come!"
While he was talking, Xie Bi'an finished another bowl.
Wu Chang's share was still there, but Xie Bi'an took it again.
Wu Chang couldn't even take care of his anger now, and stared at him with wide eyes.
He knows Xie Bi'an's appetite, although it's not small, it's not that big either.
Usually, one bowl of noodles is enough, but even two bowls can be stuffed if you are really hungry.
But now that he was carrying the third bowl and huffing and puffing there, he was completely surprised.
Before Wu Chang could react, Zhong Kui directly took out the pot for cooking noodles and put it on the table.
Xie Bi'an stuffed the bowl of noodles into his mouth as if upside down, then took the pot and started to eat it.
Wu Chang was completely dumbfounded, Zhong Kui came over and patted him on the shoulder, signaling him not to be surprised.
"This Xie Bi'an can absorb evil energy. However, every time he consumes a lot of physical energy."
"Every time he cleans up our underworld, he has to eat for three days!"
Wu Chang was terrified, "Three days?!"
"Yeah, it's too much consumption..." Zhong Kui was not surprised, "The underworld is a big place, and it's close to the demon world. A little bit of demon energy leaks out from time to time, and it can make all the little gods go crazy."
"In order to prevent everyone from being in danger, the boss will ask him to clean it every month."
Wu Chang was stunned, "So, is he still not enough noodles now? What should we do now?"
"The devil energy in that village is not too much, I don't think it can consume too much. These noodles should be enough, let him eat and see."
Wu Chang nodded, and followed him to the side, watching Xie Bi'an eat up the pot of noodles without even leaving the soup.
But fortunately, after he finished eating, he burped, and it seemed that he didn't need to eat any more.
Wu Chang breathed a sigh of relief, and wondered if he had to start cooking rice for him early in the morning.
Now he ate all the breakfast by himself, Zhong Kui had no choice but to go out and buy soy milk fritters, and ate it with Wu Chang.
After eating, Xie Bi'an came over to talk about business.
"What about you, go to sleep and call our boss out." Xie Bi'an directly directed to Chang Wu, "I have something to report!"
Wu Chang thought it might be something about the evil energy in the village, so he quickly lay down on the bed and started to meditate.
Then when they arrived at the Lingtai, they saw Luo Yan and told him about it.
"Okay, sit here for a while, I'll go up and meet Xie Bi'an."
Wu Chang nodded, watched him float up, and then felt that his body seemed to be controlled by another person.
Although Wu Chang couldn't feel what his body did, but when Luo Yan attached to his body, he felt a little numb as if an electric shock had been applied to his back.
That feeling faded away quickly, and Wu Chang didn't notice.
He didn't know how to practice, so he simply lay on the rock to rest.
Close your eyes and fall asleep in no time.
Xie Bi'an had nothing to report to Luo Yan, he just told him what happened today and asked him to look at Fan Wujiu.
Luo Yan was sure that there was nothing wrong with Fan Wujiu, so he took out another elixir and handed it to Xie Bi'an.
"Put it in a jar to dissolve, and give him a drop every day."
This elixir was obtained by Luo Yan from the Queen Mother during the Yaochi Banquet.
If you eat it, it can greatly increase your mana.
However, Luo Yan always felt that it was unnecessary, so he didn't eat it.
Now it's useful, so I took it out and gave it to the hypotenuse.
Xie Bi'an held it in his hand, and was so excited that he was about to kneel down to Luo Yan.
"Boss, you really want to give such a precious thing to my brother?!"
Luo Yan smiled, "It's not that expensive, no matter how good the thing is, it's important to be alive? Besides, if it wasn't for me, Fan Wujiu wouldn't be here."
Xie Bi'an thanked Luo Yan again, and quickly stuffed it into his sleeve.
Luo Yan looked at Xie Bi'an and Zhong Kui, and told them to take good care of Wu Chang.
"Also, Geng Tong's side, Xie Bi'an, you go and investigate." Luo Yan has nothing to do these two days, and when he meditates on the other stage, he can't help but think about this matter.
"Even if Geng Tong is not the instigator, he is still an accomplice. This matter must be investigated thoroughly, and no details are allowed to be missed!"
"Yes!" Xie Bi'an agreed.
Luo Yan didn't stay for too long before returning to the Lingtai.
When falling from the top, I saw Wu Chang sleeping on the rock from a distance.
Seeing his stupid look, Luo Yan couldn't help but hooked the corners of his mouth.
Thinking of yesterday's beauty, he was still a little intoxicated for a while.
However, when he was less than three meters away from him, Luo Yan suddenly saw spiritual energy penetrating into Wu Chang's body? !
Ordinary people want to cultivate, they must introduce spiritual energy into the body, run along the veins, and then use it for themselves little by little, and then become his strength.
The aura flushes through the meridians, almost regenerating a person.
It's not painful, but it's slow and painful.
Many people have demons in the process of suffering, or simply give up.Even if some persist, they may not see any results.
Luo Yan is one of the outliers.
Because he was born in chaos, with abundant aura and powerful mana, even if he just sits there basking in the sun and the moon, he can still absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.
But Wu Chang shouldn't...
He was just an ordinary person, why would spiritual energy consciously enter his body while lying there to sleep?
Luo Yan stopped motionless in mid-air, looking at him.
He couldn't help thinking about what had happened since he met Wu Chang until now, Luo Yan began to feel uneasy.
Does Wu Chang have any background?
In fact, it doesn't matter what Wu Chang's status is.But the premise is that they can only be friends, not enemies.
Thinking of this, he suddenly remembered what happened to Guo Shuo before.
The more Luo Yan thought about it, the more uncomfortable and worried he felt. He looked at Wu Chang and didn't move for a long time.
When Wu Chang woke up, he felt comfortable all over.
Obviously just sleeping on the rocks, but that feeling is even more comfortable than lying on the bed.
His whole body was lazy, and he slept warmly, as if all the cells and muscles had been relaxed, making him want to cry out comfortably.
Feeling extremely at ease, he stretched and sat up from the ground.
As a result, when he looked up, he saw Luo Yan floating in the air and looking at him, he was so scared that he almost cried out!
Seeing that he was awake, Luo Yan calmed down and sat beside him, "Are you awake?"
"Well, when did you come back?" Wu Chang rubbed his eyes, "Why don't you come down and sit down, I'm scared to death there."
Luo Yan smiled, "Just now, when I came down, I saw you sleeping, so I took a second look."
Wu Chang's face was slightly hot, and he glared at him.
Luo Yan stretched out his hand and grabbed his finger, "Wu Chang, is it comfortable to sleep here?"
"It's comfortable. To be honest, I don't know why. Even though I'm sleeping on a rock, I feel more comfortable than sleeping on a bed."
Luo Yan's eyes darkened a bit, and he smiled, "This is your altar, resting here will get twice the result with half the effort."
Wu Chang blinked, "Really? Then how about I sleep here at night? It feels much better than in bed!"
Luo Yan nodded, "Okay, you can practice while sleeping here, and you may find that your cultivation has greatly increased as soon as you wake up."
Wu Chang chuckled, "Really? Then will I become the God of War when I fall asleep?"
Looking at his silly smile, Luo Yan also showed a slight smile on his face, "Maybe? It's almost lunch now, do you want to go out?"
Wu Chang thought for a while, then shook his head, "Let me talk to you here, I'm not hungry right now, I don't want to go out."
Luo Yan nodded, sat side by side with him, and chatted.
Wu Chang asked Luo Yan a variety of strange questions, including gossip from ancient times and anecdotes from ancient times.
Luo Yan usually doesn't ask questions very much, and for some reason today, he always asks about things about Wu Chang's childhood, or about "strange things" around him.
"I haven't seen anything strange except hell..." Wu Chang thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of anything strange. "I'm just an ordinary person, and seeing a ghost is a big deal. No way!"
Luo Yan smiled, "That's right, with a personality like yours, he's already a big guy."
Wu Chang nodded, "You don't know, the first time I saw a ghost, it was in the toilet."
"I was in elementary school at that time, and I had diarrhea and forgot to bring toilet paper. I saw feet in the next cubicle, so I asked the other party to bring me paper."
"After a while, the other party gave me a dozen yellow papers, and I wiped my ass without thinking about it."
"When I came home at night, my buttocks were blistered. I couldn't sit down because of the pain. The director of the orphanage thought I had hemorrhoids and took me to the hospital."
"In the end, the doctor said I had an anal infection, because ah, I wiped my butt with yellow paper from a cemetery!"
Wu Chang had a chill, "I was so frightened at the time, the dean thought I was naughty, and seeing that I was scared like that, he didn't dare to discipline me."
"I only found out later that our school was built on the subfield. There are some lonely graves in the ground near the toilet!"
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