[75] I treat you as a brother

"Nonsense!" Bai Yutang was poked into his heart, and was about to turn his face immediately.

But Zhan Zhao guessed that this must have happened to him, just because he was shy and embarrassed to tell himself, so he hugged him from behind and killed him cleverly before he got oiled on the soles of his feet and ran away. Dead stuck in his arms: "Don't be shy - which girl is it? Tell my brother."

Bai Yutang's heart was beating like a drum, and his heart with bigger fists was already beating out of rhythm.

He was extremely ashamed, his face was burnt almost as hard as a boiled egg, but he held on to a bit of dignity, not wanting to show his flaws in front of Zhan Zhao.

"Let go—there's no girl, I'm talking nonsense."

Zhan Zhao didn't believe his nonsense: "Even if it's nonsense, there must be a reference. Who is the reference?"

Bai Yutang was almost annoyed to death by him.He couldn't break free from the left and right, and pretending to be deaf and dumb, which has been useful for thousands of years, unexpectedly had no effect at this moment.Seeing that if he didn't say anything, even if he couldn't get through today's article, Bai Yutang's head felt hot, he gritted his teeth, and said fiercely, "It's you!"

Then, without waiting for Zhan Zhao to react, he immediately added another sentence: "...the old lady of your house."

Zhan Zhao was taken aback for a moment, then let go of the imprisoned person, and laughed rollingly.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha old mother?"

Bai Yutang's face turned green with anger, he couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out the knife: "I don't think it's useless to keep your broken mouth, why don't you cut it off for drinking at night."

His words were ruthless, and his moves were even more ruthless.

Facing Zhan Zhao who was laughing so hard in front of him, Bai Yutang was merciless, almost making every move a killer move.The sharp blade either swept towards his face, or rushed towards his eyes and stabbed in his chest.

It's really hard work for Zhan Zhao to dodge and laugh at the same time.

"Spare me, spare my life!" Zhan Zhao hid for a few rounds, seeing that Bai Yutang's anger did not disappear at all, and he didn't release any water from his hands, even faster than Cai Cai's agility.But his tricks are fierce and he doesn't give people a chance to breathe. Even if Zhan Zhao wanted to please and apologize, he didn't have a chance to speak properly, so he could only jump up and down pretending to be a monkey, and by the way, he said: "Brother, I made a mistake. , I apologize to you for my brother, good fifth brother, hold your hand high, and spare my brother's life."

Bai Yutang was not moved by it at all: "Draw out your sword and fight with me. If you win, I will let you go."

Instead of drawing the sword, Zhan Zhao casually threw it on the ground: "Whoever draws the sword against, I will not draw the sword against you."

Bai Yutang's hand trembled, and the angle of the knife he slashed out was not controlled properly, it brushed Zhan Zhao's shoulder, and cut him a shallow gash.

Zhan Zhao immediately "hissed": "You are really chopping!"

Bai Yutang didn't expect that he actually hurt him, so he hurriedly dropped the weapon and leaned over nervously: "...how are you?"

Zhan Zhao covered his shoulders, and said in a rascally way: "It can't be done, my arm is broken."

Bai Yutang's face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly shouted loudly: "Bai Fu, wound medicine!"

Before he could finish speaking, the person in front of him suddenly jumped forward and pinned him down condescendingly: "Shh, don't scream, it's okay."

Bai Yutang was already frightened, but now that he threw him, his head was stuck in place.

Zhan Zhao held the person under him with one hand, turned his head to look at his shoulder, and said helplessly, "You think it's too lonely to be injured by yourself, so you want me to accompany you?"

Bai Yutang's lips moved slightly, and he said anxiously, "I'm not..."

"Okay, I'm just kidding you." Zhan Zhao got up from him, grabbed his hand, and pulled him up together, "Dust your clothes, and after rolling for a long time, you've become a dirt monkey. Later I still want to eat fish."

Bai Yutang looked down at his dirt-covered body: "..."

Who did he owe this to?

"Your injury..." Bai Yutang brushed off the dirt on his body indiscriminately, and Bai Yutang's eyes fell on Zhan Zhao's injury again.

"No problem." Zhan Zhao waved his hand indifferently, paused, and suddenly said with a smirk, "But if you can tell me more about the old lady, my brother's injury may heal faster."

The worry on Bai Yutang's face disappeared in an instant after hearing his old words repeated.

Regardless of whether Zhan Zhao was injured, he kicked him hard, then picked up his knife, returned the sheath neatly, and ran away quickly.

Zhan Zhao's injuries were probably not too serious, not only did he not know how to restrain himself, he even pushed forward desperately.While chasing after Bai Yutang's butt, he giggled and said, "Fifth brother, walk slowly, we haven't finished talking about the old lady yet!"

Yuzhuang is located in the southernmost part of the entire county.

Compared with the central area of ​​the county, this place is obviously much more depressed. Even if it has the title of "the best fish in the county", it can't make this place quiet and cold.

Due to the influence of the surrounding environment, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang also temporarily put down their nonsense.

Under the guidance of Bai Fu, the two climbed windingly along the turbid river to the halfway up the mountain, only to finally see a dilapidated, creaking, tattered signboard that was about to fall apart.

The name of this place is "Yuzhuang", but after a long period of wind, rain, and moisture erosion, the words on the signboard are only half left. At first glance, it looks a bit like "field".

As for Zhuangzi himself... let alone.

Bai Yutang, who pursued a high-quality life, stood in front of such a dilapidated building, frowning slightly, obviously dissatisfied with this dilapidated place.

Bai Fu saw his master's dissatisfaction, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said cautiously: "Fifth master, this place is a bit run-down, but I assure you, the taste is absolutely fine!"

Bai Yutang was still hesitating repeatedly between "hungry and change to a clean place" and "kill this incompetent dog slave". The next moment, he was suddenly grabbed by someone's shoulders and brought in without explanation.

"Since it's here, it's safe. It's already here, so go in and have a taste." Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows and smiled at him.

Bai Yutang stiffly looked away, and looked at the small dilapidated courtyard in front of him again, and suddenly felt that it wasn't so hateful anymore.

Although the outside of Yuzhuang looked dilapidated, the inside was cleaned up neatly.

The two chose a relatively bright place by the window, where they could enjoy the local scenery while eating.

The waiter in the store is a little girl with a bun, who has been busy taking care of them since they entered the room, so considerate and thoughtful.

Zhan Zhao felt that this girl was clever and clever, so he smiled and beckoned her to come closer.

"There is such a big Zhuangzi here, why are you busy alone?"

The little girl is chubby, and she has two cute dimples when she smiles: "There are few people here, and we are not very busy on weekdays. Even if there are many people, my brother will help. We don't need so many people."

"So you still have an older brother." Zhan Zhao smiled, "Then why didn't you see your older brother today?"

"He went to the mountain to burn paper." The little girl looked out the window on her feet, "Oh, he's back."

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The author has something to say:

Bai Yutang: I have a cut in my hand, and you have a cut in your shoulder. Now we are married.

Don't worry, straight men have to attack slowly, or they will be scared away