reborn as a dog

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Biguai did not expect that the so-called technology of human beings has developed to such an extent.He was shocked to see the so-called "urban stray animal rescuer" who had been sucked dry by the tree vines appear on a black and white glass-like thing.If everyone can see this news from this kind of glass, then if the little tree vine sucks people dry next time, it will definitely attract human attention again.Biguai was once a human being, and he was born in the darkest place in the world - the imperial palace. He knows how dirty human thoughts can be.Humans will try to solve this puzzle and catch the little tree vine!

Taishan didn't know about the tree vines, so when he saw the news, he was indifferent.What's so special about a Twoleg being dead, stray animals often die too!It's too late for him to care about his own kind, so where is the time to care about the annoying Twolegs?

Xiaobei stared at the computer without blinking. He knew that this person should be killed by the vine that Pizza boss saw when he went to save him.Pizza Boss and Niu Qun Boss felt that the vine was dangerous, and they were used to relying on themselves. There was something stronger than them, and it could even kill them in an instant. They were naturally afraid and felt insecure.But he, Xiaobei, has always thought that leaning against a big tree can enjoy the shade. For some reason, the tree vine is obviously not malicious to them, and it can even be said to be very friendly to them. If it can join their dog pack, then their dog pack will be safe. The speed will go up to a higher level.

"This person really doesn't look like he was bloodletted. His companion also said that they were separated for a very short time. What made him become a corpse in such a short period of time? Could it be possible that there really are vampires? But it seems that the news says that there are no tooth marks? How strange!"

Yang Yi's soliloquy interrupted Xiao Bei's imagination.If Pisa and Shalang hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe that all this was made by a vine, so the vine is safe for the time being.

Yang Yi touched Taishan who had just been hugged in his arms, and said, "Be careful, don't leave the school gate if you have nothing to do. I don't know what happened recently. Those urban stray animal rescuers are catching stray animals everywhere. And The paramedics who died in vain in the news just now are too weird!"

"Hmph, do you still need to say that?" Tai Shan opened his mouth and called out to Yang Yi twice, then jumped out of his arms.

Since the Twoleg has no classes, there's no point in wasting their time here.

"Come on, let's go look elsewhere."

Taishan said proudly.Originally, he wanted this two-legged monster to increase his favorability in front of his new partner, but he didn't expect him to be so incapable of seizing the opportunity.

Yang Yi, who is familiar with Taishan's temperament, opened the door of the classroom amusedly. Taishan walked in front with his head held high, followed by Xiao Biguai and Xiao Bei.

This time, Taishan brought Biguai and Xiaobei to the Faculty of Arts, just in time to meet the students in the teaching class who were giving a trial lecture.

Xiaobei found a window sill and sat up obediently. He patted the empty seat beside him and motioned for Biguai to sit there, "Little darling, you have to listen carefully."

Biguai imitated Xiaobei, sitting on the ground with one ass/butt, two hind paws neatly tucked under the body, two fronts placed on the chest, and eyes fixed on the boy standing in the middle of the classroom.

"I believe everyone has heard what I'm going to talk about today. (Bigai muttered in his heart, teachers have been very good at keeping things secret throughout the ages...) It is a problem that has entangled mankind for thousands of years, and it has no solution. (No solution , No solution, you still say?) That is, does the chicken lay the egg? Or the egg lays the chicken? (Haha) In this question, there is a logic, very interesting, that is the combination of the chicken and the egg, only the chicken can lay the egg, Only an egg can make a chicken. This is a prerequisite, like a human is born from a fucking human, a pig is born from a fucking pig, a dog is born from a fucking dog, a cat is born from a fucking cat, we didn’t listen It has been said that people give birth to dogs, or dogs give birth to people, but I have never heard that pigs give birth to cats, or cats give birth to dogs. (When Biguai heard this, he nodded, which seems to make sense.) From this point of view, the same kind and It is the law of nature that the same kind gives birth to the same kind. Now we return to the question of chickens and eggs. Are chickens and eggs the same kind of thing? Obviously not! Then how do they give birth to each other? Please listen to my next trial lecture..."

When Biguai heard this, he felt terrified.Hey, hey, don't change the concept secretly, this is obviously the story of the chicken and the egg!Is there a hole in this human mind?What is the problem?Also known as the best university in H city?He really wanted to leave, he was incapable of accepting the lessons in this classroom.

"Uncle Xiaobei? Godfather of Mount Tai?" Biguai turned to tell them to change places, this classroom is poisonous.

But he didn't expect that Xiaobei really thought that what the student said made sense, so he kept nodding.Even Tai Shan, who was just planning to make the background and catch up on sleep, listened with gusto, smacked his mouth twice, and sighed: "This two-legged monster is right, people are born of people, and dogs are dogs." Damn it, people can't make dogs, and dogs can't make people."

Hehehe, if he heard correctly just now, the human being who published a "high theory" will be a teacher in the future!He really has the potential to be a teacher, talking nonsense seriously!

However, because of Xiaobei and Taishan's unfinished looks, Biguai was too embarrassed to ask to leave, so he could only stand there in embarrassment, pretending to be meek and attentive to the class.In fact, his heart had already flown to an unknown field!I want to go with the wind and soar up ninety thousand miles!Why is it not over yet!

When it finally came to the end of the course, it was already noon.Biguai pulled Xiaobei and Taishan, and quickly escaped from the huge pit of the teacher class of the Faculty of Arts. He made up his mind that he must avoid all courses in this class in the future!

"Cuckoo!" Biguai's belly barked, don't think that dogs don't have belly!He is really hungry now, belly to bone!

When Taishan heard the sound, the dog smiled kindly, patted Biguai's back with its paw, and said, "My little Biguai, are you hungry? Godfather will take you to eat delicious food!"

Biguai thought that Taishan would take him and Xiaobei to Yang Yi's place for lunch, after all, when they left in the morning, they knew there were two boxes of lunch there.Unexpectedly, Taishan took them to the basketball court.

On the basketball court at this time, many students were sweating profusely playing basketball, and their faces were filled with youthful and sunny smiles.Perhaps because the basketball court is relatively close to the cafeteria in the West District, many students sat on the steps of the basketball court with their meals in their hands and ate while watching the game.

"Didn't you say that the basketball court has already been contracted by other animals? Why did you bring us here?" Biguai asked Taishan curiously.He saw a few cats and dogs on the steps, wandering among the students eating.If you look closely, you will find that these cats and dogs have a fixed roaming area and will not cross the boundary. Even if humans take the initiative to greet him, they do not run out of the boundary.

After Biguai asked, he saw Taishan proudly looking up at the sky with his nostrils, "Because I am also one of the animals who contracted this area..."

The area contracted by Taishan happened to be in a corner on the west side, and there were already many students sitting there.

I saw that Taishan walked skillfully among the students, yelled "Wang Wang" a few times, and looked helplessly at the food in their hands.The students couldn't stand Taishan's cute eyes, and they fed him one after another.

Taishan showed off to Biguai and Xiaobei who were stunned: "Although my area is not a popular area, and the students are not the most, but because there is a huge tree next to it to block the shade, there is no shortage of students. Xiaoguai, Xiaobei, you have to be in H University life, there is still a lot to learn!"

See what he can do!Biguai rolled his eyes, but he admired Taishan in his heart.It must be a kind of realm for a stray dog ​​to make him like this!

The three dogs had enough to eat and drink, and it was time to go back to the alley.If they didn't go back, Niu Zhong would definitely be furious with worry.

Taishan didn't dare to take Biguai to the river, although it would be faster to walk by the river, but Pisa and the others had just fought fiercely with the Black Panthers yesterday, and the Black Panthers had suffered such a big loss, so they definitely wouldn't let them go easily.They have two adult dogs and a cub, and their combat effectiveness is too low. If they encounter an ambush by the river, it will be bad.

Taishan deliberately took Biguai and Xiaobei around the river, and chose places with a lot of people.But sometimes, there are some things that you can't avoid if you want to avoid them!