reborn as a dog

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The big brother Qiang, Miss Hong, the office guy, and Zhu Ying were all in the same group, and they didn't know what agreement they had reached, so Tai Shan was arrested.

From Yang Yi's statement, Bigua knew that Yang Yi met Zhu Ying, the man in the office, the man in the bamboo pole, and Lei Zi on the highway from H City to Dadu.At that time, there were more than five of them, but the other two separated from them when they entered Dadu.Yang Yi didn't know where he was going, so he was still with them for the time being, and he didn't separate from them until he met Mount Tai.

Yang Yi knew that Zhu Ying and the office man held a grudge against the two men who left, and kept saying "betrayers deserve to die", but he never expected that when he left, they would actually plan their revenge. implemented on him.

If it weren't for the little green tree and vine, Yang Yi felt that he and Taishan would be poisoned if they got it wrong.

Yes, after this incident, the tree and vine Xiaolu officially appeared in front of the animals, and no longer hid behind them like before.

Doctor Qin was very interested in seeing Xiaolu for the first time, and he wanted to get a small piece of Xiaolu's body for research.Doctor Qin's staring gaze made Xiao Lu shiver, shrunk down to the size of a finger, and hid under Biguai's collar, unable to come out.

Pisa and Niuzhong seem to have known for a long time that Xiaolu is hiding on Biguai's body, but they are not sure and are too embarrassed to ask.After confirming that Xiaolu was inseparable from Biguai, they didn't say much, but looked at Biguai with gratified eyes.

Biguai's scalp tingled, he knew what the two couples were thinking.It's nothing more than, "With Xiaolu, no matter how ugly, stupid, and incapable of becoming a human being, Xiaoguaiguai, they don't have to worry about him anymore!".

The poisonous gas released by the big brother Qiang really made everyone lie in the yard weakly for several days.Shalang clamored for Xiao Ai'ai to heal him with supernatural powers, but was rejected by Doctor Qin.They can't rely on supernatural powers to treat any injuries. The large poisonous gas has no major impact on their bodies. If they use healing powers to eliminate the sequelae of poisonous gas, it will not help them develop antibodies to poisonous gas.Poisonous gas, smell it, and get used to it.

Maybe it is really like what Doctor Qin said, you get used to it after smelling it, and the first one to jump up and down is Shalang, who has been poisoned by the poisonous gas.

Sha Lang proudly shook his fur, lying down for a few days, he felt that his body was going to be moldy.With his head held high, he took small steps and was about to walk out the door.

"Turn into a human body and go out!" Tudou's voice made Shalang's footsteps pause. He had already walked in front of the screen wall, and he would be able to step out of the gate if he continued to walk forward.But he didn't dare to pretend he couldn't hear it, so he could only turn his head helplessly, and when he saw the persistence in Tudou's eyes, he had to become a human being.

The baby fat on his face has become more pink after these few days of cultivation, just looking at it makes people want to poke it!

He bowed his head and walked out the door.He muttered in his mouth: "Dead potatoes, bad potatoes, you have too much control over my affairs, Mr. Dog! I have grown up, strong and strong, and I can no longer be like Biguai and Biniu. , I'm under control, Mr. Dog, I'm not a brat..."

Biguai followed Shalang, listening to the stupid dog's complaints, and snickered.No wonder his original name was "Idiot", he is really stupid!Although she has a mighty body, she doesn't have a smart head to match it!

"Hey, when were you behind me?" Sha Lang only found out when he heard Biguai's sniggering.His eyes stared at the boss, matching his baby fat face, he was obviously trying to be cute!

Biguai tilted his head with an innocent look, "Wow!"

"Speak human language! Oh, don't speak dog language..." Shalang has already been entangled by himself. Is it human language or dog language?

Biguai looked at the stupid way of killing the wolf, and was so happy that he wagged his tail unconsciously.

Shalang raised his eyes, put on a serious face, and stared at Biguai, "Don't pretend! You little dog, you are really unpleasant, you are the best at pretending to be innocent!" Shalang felt that he was cheated.Usually, between the two cubs, Biguai and Biniu, he pities Biguai the most, and will leave anything delicious for him!Because he thinks that Bi Niu is like the boss of Pizza, and he will definitely be mighty and capable in the future. So he consciously favored Biguai.However, he only realized now that this little puppy, Biguai, was actually accompanied by that weird tree vine, and he even named it Xiaolu!This dog, Yishuvine, seems to have an unusual relationship!That ferocious vine was still hiding under Biguai's collar, dangling right under their noses! !

Biguai blinked and widened his eyes, "I didn't pretend to be innocent, I was innocent!"

Sha Lang's eyes widened even more, and his mouth was pouted, "Hmph! Puppy, you're not cute at all!"

You just need to be cute!He is so cheerful and cheerful, not looking at Sha Lang's muscles and tendons, but just looking at his face makes people want to rub his cheeks!The contrast is so adorable!

Shalang walked ahead, looking back at Biguai from time to time to see if he was obediently following behind him.Even though he already knew that there was a tree vine hidden under Biguai's collar that frightened him, but he was used to taking care of this little boy, so he always walked a few steps unconsciously, then stopped, and secretly looked at it look behind.

Bigua's heart is warm, for this action of killing wolves.But Sha Lang's arrogant appearance also made him feel funny, so he laughed unconsciously.

Killing the wolf is even more depressing, you kid, why are you smirking!Hey, even though there is a cruel tree vine following him, he is still a cub after all, he looks so stupid, he is sold without knowing it!It seems that he should take care of him more in the future!

Biguai didn't know what to think about killing the wolf, but felt that the way he looked at him became softer!

In this chaotic world, Houhai Bar Street is still Houhai Bar Street, but those men and women who were dressed in heavy makeup and exquisite dress have been replaced by men and women who have no makeup on their faces, wear thick and wear-resistant clothes, and wear flat sneakers.The bar street is still full of feasting and bustling, but these men and women no longer come here to play, or to talk about love.No, maybe it's still about love, but it's just putting the truth under love on the table.

"Is it loose?"

"You can inspect the goods first, if it's loose, cut it in half!"

"That's easy to say! Are you sick?"

"I'm not sick! If you can survive this world, you're in good health, so you don't have to worry about getting sick!"

"Did you drink it?"

"It's poured!"

"Then, let's go to the back alley to find a dark place!"

"Good! Two catties of rice per hour!"

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Sha Lang frowned, not understanding what the two men were talking about.He looked at Bi Guai suspiciously, and Bi Guai was staring at the two men with weird eyes, they walked into the dark alley one after the other from the railing near the river.He couldn't help asking: "Puppy, do you know what they are talking about?"

Biguai came back to his senses, that couple of dogs!No, those two are not dogs, but human beings, man and man?

……

Biguai coughed twice, and couldn't bear to spoil the innocent Shalang, "It's okay! Don't you still want to take a walk? Let's go!"

"Oh!" Shalang withdrew his eyes. He is not the kind of dog who asks the bottom of the casserole, nor does he have so much curiosity.After all, it's just that the lives of these people have nothing to do with him!

After walking a few steps, Biguai stopped again.

Why!What a chaotic world!

When he was in H University, he took ideological and political courses, and he knew that now is the era of equality between men and women, he knows that now is the era of monogamy, and he also knows that now is the era when the red light district is banned on the surface, and the era of female prostitutes and male robbers is secretly.But here, in Dadu, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, he saw the birth of a new red light district!

It used to be a lively bar. Bigua still remembered that there was a singer who sang very well in the bar, and Pisa would bring him here to listen to the songs from time to time.But now the singer is gone, replaced by a scantily clad man and woman.It sounds nice to say that you are wearing revealing clothes!Those two people are nothing at all!

Female, use a small piece of cloth to cover the three o'clock.It is said to be a small piece of cloth, but it is really just a small piece of cloth. The cloth is tied to the body with a thin rope. As soon as you touch it, the rope will open!For men, the key parts are packed in a small bag.

A group of men, women and women in the audience danced wildly, and some of them directly took zombie coins and stuffed them into the only coverings on the two people.It was so stuffed that the fabric on the two men and women couldn't hold it!The more so, the more exciting the atmosphere!

Sure enough, no matter at any time, the higher the pressure, the easier it is for people to release their humanity.No wonder the sage shouted, food and sex, sex too!When the food is not enough, the sex will become wilder!

"Oh, they're in heat!" Shalang said calmly.

Bi Guai always felt a bit out of tune, is it appropriate for Sha Lang to use his baby-fat face to say such a thing?

Killing Wolf suddenly laughed wickedly, "Little boy, you are still young, you are not in heat yet! When you grow up, you will know! Whether it is a human or a dog, they will be in heat!" The whole person leaned against the glass window of the bar!After a long while, his wicked face turned to Biguai and sighed: "I didn't know that the estrus period of human beings is so random, and cats still come into estrus in spring. Why do they seem to be in estrus anytime and anywhere? Than Teddy sharp!"

After he finished speaking, he retreated to Biguai's side, "Speaking of Teddy, why do I feel that there is something wrong with Taishan recently? It seems that after he can become a human, he will not be in heat much?"

Sha Lang rubbed his chin, "He can't die, can he?"

The obedient dog face turned into a big embarrassing character!Killing wolves with an open mouth deserves to be controlled by Tudou!He is still a brat, can you stop discussing this kind of topic with him!However, he was right. Before Taishan became a human being, he often fucked tree trunks, Yang Yi's thighs, and the earth. Every day he wanted to do nothing but eat!How did you lose your desires after becoming a human?Think about it, since the day he became a human, Biguai has never seen Mount Tai do it!The last thing he did should be the car that was used as a stepping stone outside the house, right?

Sha Lang saw a fat man put three gray and white zombie coins into the three-point clothes of the woman on the stage.The woman got off the stage with the fat man in her arms, and walked into a dimly lit corner.The fat man jumped on the woman!Move, move, move... The man's fat is in the blurred light, shake, shake, shake!

"Oh! Humans and dogs are really the same! We male dogs want to be with female dogs, we have to do two things, one is to eat, and the other is to show off the meat! And male humans want to be with female humans At the same time, we also want to give zombie coins, and we also want to show off our fat!"

This is the conclusion drawn by killing the wolf!

The obedient dog's eyes twitched, and he didn't know what to say, because the fallacy of killing wolves seemed quite reasonable!

"What's wrong with your eyes? Are you cramping?" Shalang held Biguai in his arms with concern, and touched Biguai's twitching eyes with his hand, extremely worried!

It's even more twitching than the obedient eyes!

"Okay, let's stop shopping! Let's go back! Go back and ask Dr. Qin if you have the legendary needle eye? I remember Xiaobei said that when you see something bad, you are most likely to get needle eyes!" He worried Ah, why did this little pup get needle eyes when he was with him?This made him go back and explain to the pizza boss and the others!

Shalang hugged Taishan and ran home, his speed was so fast, it was as if something was chasing him behind!In fact, he was just worried about Biguai's twitching eyes.But the living people around don't know it!I thought it was a zombie!

I don't know who called out: "The zombies are coming!"

There was a commotion, ordinary people without supernatural powers and people with weak supernatural powers hurriedly ran in the direction of killing the wolf!And those who think they have powerful abilities run in the opposite direction of killing wolves, wanting to kill zombies and get zombie coins!

Shalang didn't know that this farce was caused by him, and thought that the zombies really appeared, he hugged him better and ran faster!

Bigua looked desperately at the baby fat on Shalang's face, and confirmed again that Tudou's name was very appropriate, and Shalang was a "stupid", his eyes twitched even more!

It's even more urgent to kill a wolf, not only for the twitching eyes, but also for the zombies who don't know when they will appear!

The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~~ I saw the reminder... I will add an update today~~