Develop the strongest into villains

Megumin was playing games in the living room, and Shinohara Toki also brought Gojo Satoru over and slapped her on the head.

"Are you crazy? Stealing a child will bring you to the police station."

The other party was very aggrieved, "Why did you hit me? He voluntarily left with me, okay? I met Xiaohui in front of the school."

"Really?"

"It's true." Hui, who was playing a game console, looked up, "School is on holiday today, but my dad didn't believe it, and insisted on sending me to school, so I was locked out of school."

"..."

Well, he's overestimating Shiel, and he can't expect Shiel to be a gentle old father.

"Then I met Xiao Wu, and he brought me here." Hui fiddled with the buttons on the game console, with a calm tone, "It's nothing, I often sneak out to play with Xiao Wu, but my father doesn't know .”

Hui still called him Xiaowu.Although one is extroverted and the other introverted, the two have always gotten along well.

But Shi Er didn't like his son meeting Gojo Satoru. Gojo Satoru often sent Hui toys and snacks, but Shi Er threw them away.

So every once in a while, Gojo Satoru would "steal" Hui out to play together, and Shi Er didn't know anything about it.

"Yeah, Zenyuan Shier is so annoying. Not only did he not let me see Xiaohui, but he also didn't let me go to the cemetery to meet Shinohara. Who did he think he was? I hate him so much."

It is because I have accumulated so much resentment before that I hate him so much.

The two sat on the rug to play games and share snacks with each other.Shinohara Shi was also a stranger, unable to blend in, so he could only go to the kitchen to boil milk for Megumin to drink.

But Gojo Satoru soon followed, complaining that the place where he just hit was painful.

"My wife, you hit hard, it hurts to death - you need to kiss it~"

"...Can you be more mature, can you stop talking like a child?"

"Hey, but don't you like children the most? Can't I imitate children's language?"

"But you don't like children, why do you always go to play with Hui?"

"I don't like it, but Toki Shinohara also likes Megumin, I like someone who Shinohara Toki also likes~"

After speaking, the other party started to rub against him.

Gojo Satoru is an amazing person, he is like a cat when he is clingy, like a chirping fox when he is coquettish, and like a husky when he demolishes a house.

In short, it is not like a mature adult.

He finished boiling the milk, but Gojo Satoru leaned over to take a sip first, and then asked, "How do you think about that?"

"what's up?"

"Why are you pretending to be stupid? Get married! The winter vacation is only a week away. Let's get married during the winter vacation. You can add credits~"

He tried to change the subject, "Stay away from me, the milk is about to be spilled—"

"Don't change the subject for me, get married, get married ~ get married, get married, get married ~"

When the two of them were making out, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Hui appeared in front of the door, staring at their every move in surprise.

Shinohara Shi also quickly pushed away the other party, explaining with a forced smile, "We were just playing a game just now."

Hui's eyes seemed to be looking at two fools.

"Don't pretend, I know what you are doing, you were just doing something related to reproduction."

"..."

"These behaviors will include a series of actions such as kisses, love words, and hugs."

"...Who taught you this?"

"My father, and my father said that males cannot reproduce with males, so I advise you to give up."

"..."

What does Shier usually teach his son?

The three of them played in the apartment all morning, during which Hui kept staring at him, thinking, "Are you the one who looks like Shi?"

Shinohara Toki also nodded, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Hui thought for a while, then handed him the candy in his hand, "I'll give you my candy and toys, can you stay with us all the time?"

He froze for a moment, suddenly mixed feelings.

Because he was worried that Shir would find out, he sent Huihui home after lunch.Before leaving, he bought a bunch of snacks and toys, and touched Huihui's head with regret.

I haven't seen each other very much for more than two years, and now I have to send them back after spending a few hours together.

"Goodbye, the person who is very similar to the time." Huihui waved his hand at him before leaving, "You two need to get married as soon as possible."

"..."

Why is this kid so meddling?

"Look—" Gojo Satoru put his arm around him, "Xiaohui is urging us to get married."

On the way back, Gojo Satoru kept pestering him and asked, "Why, why didn't you marry me? Give me a reason."

Shinohara also glanced at him, "You still have the guts to ask? Let's see what virtue you have now."

Gojo Satoru looked down at the lollipop he was eating, the children's hat on his head, and a pink bunny balloon tied to his arm.

He just went to the toy store to buy gifts for Kei, but Gojo Satoru kept asking for it, so he had to buy two copies of each toy.

"Do you understand Wutiao? You are too naive. I won't marry a naive kid like you."

"Wow, I'm usually quite manly, but only when I'm playing with kids."

"Whatever you say, I only marry mature adults anyway, and I like the mature ones."

"Then, what should a mature man look like?"

"A mature man will never roll around like a kid, nor will he yell for milk tea all day long."

"……yes?"

"Yes, and adults must be polite and learn to respect others, and they won't play truant."

Gojo Satoru ate the candy, thought for a while, and then nodded happily: "That's easy. From tomorrow onwards, I will be a mature adult."

"Uh?"

"Become mature, it's very simple, don't worry, I can do it."

Shinohara also had a bad premonition.

The next morning, Shinohara Tokiya woke up, and found Gojo Satoru lying on his side, with his face propped on one hand, staring at him intently.

"Hi, good morning." The other party said in a deep tone, "Did you sleep well last night?"

He had question marks all over his head, "Huh???"

Under what circumstances, Gojo Gojo would act like a baby with him when he woke up, why is it a bit abnormal today.

Confused, he went to the bathroom to wash up. When he came back, he passed the kitchen and saw Gojo Satoru holding a cup of black coffee in his hand, and he put it in his mouth without adding sugar.

He was stunned, "You, do you drink coffee without sugar?"

Gojo Satoru is very sensitive to bitter things. If he drinks bitter coffee, he will collapse and roll on the floor.

But this time Gojo Satoru shook his head calmly, "No need to add sugar, you are already sweet enough."

Shinohara Toki also heard this, and sprayed out a mouthful of water.

What kind of earthy love story.

"Big beauty, what's the matter with you today?"

The other party wiped off the water sprayed on his face, and said unhurriedly: "I am learning how to be a mature adult. A mature man will never roll around like a kid, nor will he shout all day long. Want to drink milk tea, isn't that what you said?"

After breakfast, they went to take the tram, but along the way, Gojo Satoru did everything slowly.

He stopped swiping his phone, and stopped flirting on ins. Instead, he bought a newspaper and read it quietly while sitting on the tram.

I stopped eating sweets and drinks. Instead, I took some tea in a thermos and drank slowly all the way.

That pretty face is obviously very young, but he behaves like an old man who is over half a century old.

Xiao Yuanshi also couldn't understand all this, but he was greatly shocked and couldn't help saying: "Beauty, don't be like this, can you stop being so serious?"

Gojo Satoru flipped through the newspaper leisurely, "Mr. Nishihara Yusaku, please don't talk casually in the car, it will affect other passengers."

"Are you fucking sick?" He became angry, "If you dare to pretend, the tea will be thrown up for you—"

"Mr. Nishihara Yusaku, adults must be polite and learn to respect others, isn't that what you said?"

Damn, it's really awkward to hear Gojo Satoru called "Nishihara Yusaku" suddenly.

Nishihara Yusaku is said to be the name of a certain heir of the Nishihara family, but now he has replaced that person and borrowed the identity of the other party.

This is not important, the important thing is that Gojo Satoru seems to have aged decades suddenly, and has become a very serious old man.

No, he doesn't want to fall in love with the old man.

After arriving at the school, the two of them walked into the gate side by side. At this time, Hui Yuanxiong rushed over from the opposite side and bumped into Gojo Satoru without paying attention.

Normally, Gojo Satoru would laugh at the other party, but today he immediately bowed to the other party, "I'm sorry."

Hui Yuanxiong had never seen Gojo Satoru apologize, he was startled and frightened, and didn't know what to do for a while.

After recovering, he could only quickly bow, "Senior, it's okay!"

However, Gojo Satoru bowed again, "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to cause you trouble."

Hui Yuanxiong was terrified, and could only continue to bow, "No, no, senior, this is not a trouble."

Gojo Satoru continued to bow, "No, this is indeed a trouble, I hope you will forgive me, please forgive me—"

"No need, senior, you really don't have to—"

The two of them just faced each other, bowing to each other one after another, like worshiping heaven and earth.

Shinohara Toki was watching from the sidelines, and everyone was dumbfounded.

The two bowed to each other more than a dozen times, until finally there was a "crack bang", and Hui Yuanxiong's waist flashed.

Hui Yuanxiong screamed and was sent to the infirmary, and Shinohara Shi also watched his leaving back, speechless.

"Student Wutiao, are you sick?"

Gojo Gojo calmed down, "You said that - an adult should be polite. If I bump into someone, I have to apologize. Did I do something wrong?"

What the hell, what the fuck is it all about.

Things are going in a strange direction.

Gojo Satoru was quite obedient this morning, sitting upright in class, and actively answering questions, Teacher Ye Moth saw it, tears poured down his face.

"Wu, I'm extra sensible today—"

Gojo Satoru nodded very seriously, "Of course, a mature adult will never play truant."

Shinohara Toki also rolled his eyes aside.

Forget it, although he is a little crazy, at least Gojo Satoru is much quieter now, and he doesn't skip classes or school.This result is not bad?

Thinking of this, he felt a little better.

At lunch time, they found a remote classroom to eat together. When Shinohara saw no one around, he habitually wanted to kiss each other, but was pushed away mercilessly.

"……What's wrong?"

The other party looked serious, "Mr. Nishihara Yusaku, no, as a mature man, you should not make intimate moves in public."

Shinohara also frowned, "Then, what do you mean?"

"I think we'll do it once a week from now on."

"Fuck, sex once a week?"

"No, kiss once a week."

"..."

"As for sex, I don't think it's necessary. As a mature man, we shouldn't indulge our desires casually. We must learn to restrain—"

"I'll fuck you." Before he finished speaking, Shinohara Toki slapped him, "Are you finished?"

It's almost done, it's been a day of acting.

"What's wrong?" Gojo Gojo sat on the chair expensively, sipping black coffee, "Don't you want me to be a mature adult, I'm just doing what you asked."

"..."

"To be a mature person, one must be steady and polite. Am I not doing well in any of these?"

Shinohara Shi also understood his intention, so he took the initiative to admit his mistake: "Okay, I was wrong."

The other party gently blew on the hot air on the surface of the coffee, "Yo, why don't I understand this, what's wrong with you?"

"I just like Wutiao's childish appearance. Not only do I like it, but I am addicted to it and cannot extricate myself."

"..."

"Student Wutiao, please get back to normal, I will never force you to be a mature man again, okay?"

"..."

He clasped his hands together, "I'm sincere, please, stop making trouble."

Gojo Satoru was silent after hearing this.After that, he suddenly ran to the trash can and spit out the black coffee he just drank.

Shinohara Toki was also taken aback, and hurried over to check the situation, but Gojo Satoru stretched out his arms to hug him and burst into tears.

"It's so bad, the bitter coffee is so bad, I hate it, it's so bad, how can there be such a bad thing, I've been drinking coffee all day to pretend to be mature, I'm in so much pain, blah blah... "

Xiao Yuanshi also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only hug him and comfort him, "Okay, okay, stop drinking, and we won't drink anymore in the future."

The other party continued whining, like a sad little fox: "On the way to school, we passed by several milk tea shops. The milk tea smells so delicious, but I didn't take a sip, woo woo woo..."

"It's okay, I'll buy you a hundred cups of milk tea on the way back, don't cry."

"I haven't eaten Xijiufu for three hours, woo woo woo..."

"I'll go buy it for you right now, I'll buy you as much as you want, okay, okay, don't be sad..."

Shit, back to square one.

It's fine to be a mature adult, it's better to be a child.

Although this look is a bit annoying now, but this is Gojo Satoru, a little kid who won't grow up.