Develop the strongest into villains

Xiao Wu simply refused: "No."

"why?"

"This is blasphemy." He lazily chewed the candy, "I heard that Gojo Satoru is the strongest in the world, and he is extremely handsome. A perfect person like him, how dare I pretend to be him?"

Shinohara was also a little worried, "It's true that it's a little bit reluctant for you little bastard to pretend to be him, but I don't have anyone else..."

He frowned, "What do you call me?"

"Xiao Wu, let me tell you, there are a group of chefs in the Buddhist monastery who specialize in making high-end desserts from various countries, and there are all the desserts you want."

"..."

Shinohara Toki also grabbed his arm, pleading, "Go, go, it will be fun."

He considered it again and again, and reluctantly agreed, for the sake of snacks.

Before Shinohara Shi also attended the wedding banquet, Limei told him repeatedly: "You must be extremely careful when you return to the Zenyuan home this time."

"Limei, don't use 'you' in the future, it's very awkward."

"Okay, please don't get hurt, and don't bleed when you're hurt. If you bleed, please clean the blood as soon as possible."

"why?"

"Your blood will attract ghosts."

"Ghost? What the hell? There are no ghosts in this world."

Shinohara Shi was also an atheist, but every morning when he passed by the Buddhist hall in the front hall, he would go in and pay his respects a few times, and shouted to the Buddha statue, "Buddha, please bless me to get rich, Amen".

Li Mei shook his head: "The ghosts I'm talking about refer to the ghost Wumai Tsuji. The group of ghosts under Wuyou have a very sensitive sense of smell. Whenever you are injured and bleed, they will find you by smell."

Ghost dance Tsuji no misanthropy, Shinohara Toki also has a little impression of this name.No wonder, Limei always told him "don't get hurt", it turned out that he was afraid that Wu Mi would come to him.

"Shi Ye, have you even forgotten Wu Mi?"

Shinohara also waved his hand, "It's normal to catch too many men and not remember them for a while."

Quotations from Aquaman's scumbag.

A few days later it was the day of the wedding banquet, and that morning he took Xiao Wu to take the tram, preparing to go to the Zenyuan home.

Along the way, he kept telling: "Put on your hat and sunglasses, don't show any features, follow me closely and don't run around."

Xiao Wu curled his lips when he heard that, "Stop nagging, it's so annoying."

Shinohara Toki also slapped him on the head, "Pay attention to your tone, I am your boss."

He made a bad face.

Shinohara Toki also helped him tidy his hat, seeing his puffy look, couldn't help pinching his cheeks with his hands, and then pulled them to the sides.

He hated being touched by others, so he got angry, "What are you doing?"

"I said, can you smile a little bit? You've been here for months, and I haven't seen you actually smile."

This kid kept a stern face all day long, and occasionally smiled sneeringly.

"Hey, you won't maintain this personality all your life, will you? Do you want to be so cold all your life? It doesn't please others."

Gojo Satoru snorted coldly, "I don't need to please others."

Only the weak need to be likable, and the strong only need to use their strength to make people fearful.

Shinohara Shi didn't try to persuade him anymore, but comforted him gently: "It's okay, even if everyone doesn't like you, I will always like you."

The tone of these words was very serious, which made Gojo Satoru startled.

Shinohara often said things like "I will keep you forever", and he always thought that these words were humiliating him, implying that he was his pet.

"What." He was annoyed, "Can you stop saying such strange things?"

"Hey, there are mood swings." Shinohara Totoki also poked his face, "Are you shy?"

"Go away, go away."

It's very interesting to play with a child, and Limei actually keeps persuading him to drive the child away.

The two of them were silent for the next few minutes, and then Shinohara Toki also patted him on the shoulder, "It will take a long time to walk, if you are tired, you can lean on my shoulder and sleep."

He turned his head away, "No need."

"Don't hold on, children get sleepy very easily."

As a result, 15 minutes later, Shinohara Toki also began to doze off, and fell asleep leaning on his shoulder.

Gojo Satoru stared at the person on his shoulder, feeling amused.Shinohara Toki really didn't look like a qualified adult, he wasn't reliable at all.

But the way he sleeps quietly looks easy to bully.

He's tired of bullying Lehu every day, so let's bully Shinohara next time.

After arriving at the Chanyuan's house, Shinohara Toki didn't go to see Naoya, nor did he go to see his uncle, but went directly to see his aunt, who is the protagonist of today's wedding banquet, the eighteen or nineteen year old woman.

Gojo Satoru followed Shinohara Tokiya, walked through the garden and corridor, and came to the wing outside the main hall.

The servants in front of the door were chatting, when they saw Shinohara Shiya, the tea in his mouth was so frightened that he sprayed all over the floor: "Master Shiya?"

"That's right, it's me."

"You, no, you, aren't you dead? Master Naoya says everywhere that you are dead."

Shinohara was asked this question all the way, and he got impatient: "Yes, I'm dead, so why don't you scream twice to show respect?"

A few timid ones screamed and then ran away. After all, such a thing as haunted ghosts and fraudulent corpses is hard to come across once in a lifetime.

After the commotion, the remaining servants opened the screened door of the wing, revealing a woman sitting inside.

The woman was wearing a black kimono, her long black hair was tied up with red tassels, and two strands hung down from her forehead. She was very flirtatiously dressed.

She looked very young, almost too young. Although she wore heavy makeup, she couldn't hide her age of eighteen or nineteen.

"Shi Ye?" Without raising her head, she just opened her lips and called out, "Bring your people, come in."

There was a censer burning inside the room, creating a solemn atmosphere, but when Shinohara Toki also stepped in, he immediately destroyed the atmosphere.

He smiled and sat down at the table, "Yueyan, no, aunt, how are you doing?"

Gojo Satoru was surprised. Although Shinohara Tokiya was frivolous, he always treated women politely.The woman in front of him was his aunt, and he not only called her by her first name, but also in a playful tone.

Did the two of them know each other before?

"Tokiya, show me some respect." Tsukihiko looked at Shinohara Tokiya, with undisguised resentment in his eyes, "Your actions these days are too ostentatious."

"I have the capital to show off." He poured Xiao Wu a cup of tea, but the cup in front of him was empty.

"Auntie, congratulations on marrying into the Zenyuan family. I heard that you are now the person in charge of money in the Zenyuan family? Sponsor me some money. I am busy saving the world and need funds."

Yue Yan put down the tea in his hand, and the dense mist floated out, and the hostility between the two was also isolated in the mist.

"The heir of the Wutiao family is missing. If you can find him, you will be rewarded a lot."

"Coincidentally, Gojo Satoru is in my hand."

Yue Yan was taken aback: "What?"

"Come on, let me introduce you." Shinohara also pointed to the person next to him, "This is the Gojo Satoru you have been looking for."

Yueyan met Wutiao Wu once in his early years, and recognized the person in front of him at a glance, he was shocked: "Master Wutiao?"

Gojo Satoru took off his hat, and nodded indifferently, "Yeah."

"How are you doing these days?"

"Ah."

"How do you feel now?"

"hungry."

He was invited to eat snacks in the next room, and Yue Yan asked in surprise, "Where did you find Master Wutiao?"

"I picked it up on the road."

Shinohara also picked up the cup and found that the servant had actually replaced him with high-grade Gyokuro tea.

Just because he brought a fake Gojo Satoru, did he start treating him preferentially?He just likes the fact that the Chanyuan family, the hypocrisy and utilitarianism are directly displayed on the outside, and never try to hide it.

Yue Yan sorted out his thoughts, and said in a low voice: "Shiya, you have to kill Gojo Satoru."

"Huh?" Shinohara was also stunned, "Kill Gojo Satoru? Me?"

"Only you can kill him."

"Why? Naoya, he very much hoped that Gojo Satoru would come back, and specifically asked me to find Gojo Satoru..."

"Naoya is still a child, he doesn't understand the stakes. The people of the Wujo family are not prosperous, they have few heirs in their life, and only Wujo Wu and one super magician have appeared. Kill Wujo Wu, the Wujo family's Power will be weakened."

I understand, everyone in the Chanyuan family wants Wujo Wu to die, but Naozai, the scum, sincerely respects Wujo Wu, and hopes that Wujo Wu will come back safely.

It's weird.

Shinohara Toki also disagreed with this idea, "It's useless. When one Six Eyes dies, the next Six Eyes will be born. Even if Gojo Satoru dies, the next Gojo Satoru will be born soon."

"It's true, but we should try anything that can hit the Wujo family."

He brought this counterfeit here because he wanted to make some money before running away, but he didn't expect to get unexpected information.

He thought for a while, then nodded happily, "No problem, I am good at killing people, I will torture and humiliate Gojo Satoru, and then kill him."

"Very good." Yue Yan was satisfied with this answer, "I assure you, if you can kill Gojo Satoru, then the next Patriarch's seat will still be yours."

Shinohara smiled too, then tore off a miniature recording device from his clothes.

"I'm sorry, Auntie, I recorded everything you said just now."

Fortunately, he was ready.

Yue Yan was surprised, "How did you bring the recording equipment in? You should have undergone a metal test before you came in."

Indeed, but he used his magic voice to confuse the security guards at the detection office.

"Auntie, I advise you to obediently pay the money now, otherwise I will publish this recording, and then you will be pinned to the ground by the Wutiao family."

The other party frowned, "If you publish the recording, you will also be killed."

"I don't care, no one can beat me anyway. But you are different, you have a noble status, how can you make such a fool?"

She was pinched to the core and could only compromise, "How much do you want?"

"5000."

Yue Yan breathed a sigh of relief, "It's nothing."

"It's nothing? Let's change it to US dollars~"

Tsukihiko put down his cup heavily, showing a sullen smile: "Tokiya, I failed studying outside."

Gojo Satoru was sitting outside eating snacks, halfway through drinking tea, and came out of the house when he saw Shinohara.

He chewed the biscuit slowly, "Is it done?"

"It's done." Shinohara also raised the phone and showed the balance on it, "Look, I said it would be fun. It's very interesting to find someone's ugly handle and then use it to blackmail the other party."

Gojo Satoru sneered: "Is this the so-called pleasure of being a bad guy?"

He glanced at the amount and thought to himself how excited is this little money?

But Shinohara Shi was also in a good mood, "Let's go, accompany me to the mall later, Leuhu was almost killed by you before, buy him a JK skirt to compensate him."

Gojo Satoru recalled the scene just now, feeling puzzled: "You and your aunt knew each other before, and you seem to have a bad relationship?"

"Normally, my relationship with my ex is not very good."

Gojo Satoru was silent for a few seconds, "Is your aunt your ex?"

"Correct."

"Don't you like men?"

"Yueyan is a man. We were in love before, but then he suddenly abandoned me, married my uncle, and became my aunt."

"..."

Shinohara Shi also sneered, "When we were dating, he was not called Tsukihiko, but Kimai Tsuji Muchan."

Oni Wu Tsuji Wu Mian, the king of ghosts in this century.In order to find the blue Bana flower, he often disguised himself as a coquettish woman and sneaked into the homes of various nobles in order to obtain information.

This time he set his sights on the Zenyuan family, and it is estimated that the Zenyuan family will be unlucky.

Gojo Satoru couldn't understand this intricate relationship, but he was greatly shocked.

"Hey, a brat like you must not understand, don't think about it, let's go, I'll take you to the banquet to eat."

When he retires, he will write a book titled: "About My Ex-Boyfriend Married My First Love's Father and Became My Aunt".

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