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Chen Chen suddenly said: "Qi Lin asked me to tell you, don't use a baby bottle, and be fed something strange..."

You Nian was puzzled: "Strange thing?"

Chen Chen himself recalled Qi Lin's original words: "It looks like milk."

"Goat milk powder?"

Chen Chen nodded: "That's the thing, you give him a bowl, he can eat and drink by himself, don't worry about it at all. And you can feed him whatever you eat, he is not picky eater, he can eat chicken, duck and fish, he can eat whatever he wants. Cooked."

"Okay." You Nian nodded and recorded in the notepad, "Just keep it as a human being. Is this a dog? How old is it? Why does it look less and less like a human being?"

Chen Chen looked at You Nian who was about to get the truth, and calmly started to run the train: "Of course not, the new species developed by the Institute of Biology, National Academy of Sciences is a good assistant for our work. It has high IQ, high EQ, good physical strength..." and the young man After getting along for a long time, he discovered a set of tricks to fool young people, which is to move closer to high technology in everything. It is best to name Iron Man, and they will believe it even more.

You Nian immediately asked, "A new type of police dog?"

Chen Chen pursed his lips tightly, and nodded immediately, not knowing how he described a police dog, "But you can't do without people, if you go to work, you will take it with you in your bag, you will never run away, run away You don't have to be responsible."

"Huh?" You Nian felt that this little milk dog was simply too obedient, and it was two extremes with the arrogant Qi Lin. How did this owner raise a dog with such a temperament?Can he have one too? "What's your name?"

Chen Chen blurted out without thinking: "Qi Lin."

"Ah?" You Nian thought to himself, I've given you all a cleansing before, so why are you talking more and more mysterious?

Chen Chen finally let You Nian understand that the reason why the little milk dog is also called "Qi Lin" is because Qi Lin has never named him. "One gave the same name as Qi Lin to prove everyone's respect and the utmost importance to the little milk dog.Anyway, everyone calls Qi Lin's nickname "Qi Dashen", so there is no confusion at all.

Believe it or not, Chen Chen finally convinced himself.

Anyway, the bureau has always advocated spiritual food, playing a football game, each team also has a mascot, "Beijing welcomes you" Wuwa welcomes the Olympics is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, the team should also have a mascot, the unicorn is an auspicious beast, and its image is one of a kind , the only trouble is that Qi Lin himself may not agree.

Accompanied by a cup of expired Americano, Chen Chen personally asked about You Nian's private life in the past 25 years, and even found out how many three-good students he got and how many progressive stars he got.There is still some difference between the information I inquired personally and what I saw on paper. You Nian’s entire 25 years of life are presented like a movie, although there is no 3D or imax effect.

As for You Nian, he couldn't get it out of Chen Chen's mouth at all, and he didn't have the consciousness of being wiped out by Chen Chen.

Qi Lin lay in You Nian's arms while being raped while listening to him, 25 years of human beings was still short for him as a young adult, but human life sounds so weird - what is knowledge of astronomy and geography senior year? A test taken by 900 million people?How many people were there? Fan Tianyin didn't dare to be arrogant when he saw so many people; what is the three plus one policy?Is it the red head file of the organization, a group of three, and a magic weapon?

Chen Chen discovered that the Long family had never existed in this young man's life.His grandmother died when he was six years old, and his mother died when he was three years old, and he lived with his father who was a teacher of the people.In Chen Chen's mind, there was a picture of an obedient and good boy busy cleaning up the house in front of a big man with no margins, so he separated a part of his soul in his childhood life and filled it with the female part.

Look at how the house is tidied up, it's clean and warm, Chen Chen thinks it's not a bad thing to marry You Nian back home.

After chatting for a whole afternoon, after drinking coffee and teabags, Chen Chen even went to the bathroom four times.

You Nian invited Chen Chen to stay for dinner, and there was still a lot left over from the roast duck at noon, and the duck rack was brought back for soup, and some fried vegetables would be a perfect feast.

Before Chen Chen came and refused in a hurry, Hua Yichen sent a message about a dinner appointment.

"Huahua invites us to dinner, come together?" You Niancuo took the romantic dinner for two invited by Hua Yichen as an invitation for everyone to have a barbecue together, "Call my sister to come together."

One minute later, Hua Yichen over there received a hellish roar from the team leader from You Nian's mobile phone. The angry fire burned him to slag like a dragon flame, and when the wind blew, he disappeared up.

The unlucky Hua Yichen hit the gun again.

You Nian still felt guilty, feeling that he shouldn't have exposed Hua Yichen's kindness.

Until Chen Chen started to talk about the issue of the hairline and asked You Nian how to keep his hair beautiful, You Nian had black lines all over his head, and he just wanted to drive people away and enjoy the family happiness as soon as possible.

This question is like a scumbag who can't learn well no matter how hard he studies, asking a tyrant who can learn well without studying, how should I study!So You Nian could only say: "I was born this way, given by God, my dad's hair quality is also good." It is a truthful answer. As for my mother, I don't have any vivid images, but I often look at her photos when I was young. In the photos, my mother has thick hair. Long hair, and continued, "The whole family has good hair quality."

Chen Chen said inexplicably: "Nothing is bestowed by God, it is all accumulated bit by bit. Some people are born with a golden spoon, and some people are willing to give up the golden spoon."

I also thought of the incomparably wealthy Long family and Grandma You Nian who was willing to give up everything. I wonder if You Nian would be jealous after learning about his grandma.Sometimes when the predecessors plant trees, the descendants may not necessarily want to enjoy the shade, but feel that the trees are full of shade and there is no time to dry clothes.

You Nian thought that he had been an official for a long time and had too many meetings.But he really wanted to keep Chen Chen for dinner, but Chen Chen insisted on leaving.

Dinner is for one person and one dog, surrounded by a plate of roasted duck, a plate of freshly fried water spinach, and a bowl of duck soup.

Responding to Chen Chen's persuasion, Qi Lin was able to lie down on the table, with a bowl exactly like You Nian's in front of him.

Before Chen Chen left, he told You Nian to throw away those dog supplies, and they must be used by "Qi Lin", otherwise he would not guarantee what the arrogant "Qi Lin" would do.

You Nian didn't dare to eat with Brother Wang, for fear that Brother Wang would call the little milk dog ugly again.Although it is a dog, it is still a smarter dog after genetic modification, but it can also feel all kinds of goodwill and malice from humans. This kind of slander is afraid that the little milk dog will understand. Can't find it.

Thinking of this, You Nian wanted to know the sex of the little milk dog, and just forgot to ask Chen Chen by the way.So foolishly asked the little milk dog: "Are you male or female?"

However, it is useless to ask a little cute thing that can't speak.

When You Nian tried to eat Zhenghuan's little milk dog and wanted to turn him over to have a look, the little milk dog didn't cooperate with life and death, and beat people with his paws.

The little milk dog rolled his eyes at You Nian, buried his head and continued to eat meat, didn't like the smell of water spinach very much, so he didn't move a mouthful.

You Nian actually doesn't like water spinach, and originally wanted to keep it for Brother Wang.You Nian rubbed his hands, then sent a WeChat message to Qi Lin.

Qi Lin's cell phone was in Chen Chen's hands, and Qi Lin was so annoyed by the phone recently that he threw it to Chen Chen before he left.

Chen Chen replied in seconds: "Father. Don't look at his belly, you will be shy."

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Qi Lin raised his head and looked at You Nian inexplicably, screaming and giggling, finally rolling around on the bed.I buried my head and continued to eat, for some reason, I tasted water spinach, and suddenly felt that You Nian was good at cooking, and sucked each vegetable into my stomach like sucking noodles.

"God Qi sent me a message!" You Nian held up the phone to show the little milk dog, like many lonely old people who keep pets, they raise pets as their own, like a tree hole, they don't care about anything, they say everything , but those "tree holes" are not like this one, and can understand what the "master" is saying.

Qi Lin felt that he might have come to the wrong place. He didn't know what Chen Chen had said to him, but he was so excited.One was inattentive, and his stomach bulged after eating. You Nian was so frightened that he wanted to find some Jianweixiaoshi tablets for him, but he was afraid that people's medicine dogs would not be able to use it, so he found another topic to ask Qi Lin.

When You Nian was carrying a lunch box to deliver food to Brother Wang, he shared the good news, "Master Qi replied to my WeChat, do you know what this means?"

Brother Wang likes to eat water spinach, and it is You Nian's handicraft. He is eating it with great joy: "Huh?"

You Nian walked back and forth in the bedroom, the house was cleaned up only this afternoon, and now it looks a bit messy: "I raised a dog for him, and he changed his mind about me. It's easy to just rely on him to reply to my WeChat La!"

Brother Wang asked sullenly: "Did you know that he is also... gay?"

A penny stumps a hero, but a single sentence stumps a little orange cat.

You Nian is decadent.

Brother Wang had a big heart, he didn't notice it, and asked again: "Gaiming invites my sister and Master Qi, the four of us have a meal together. What do you think is good to eat? Can't invite hot pot and barbecue. How about Japanese food?"

Brother Wang flattered the principle that he should be more delicate when chasing girls.

You Nian said: "I'll ask my sister if she likes to eat, but she's been busy recently, so she may not be able to reply right away."

Facts have proved that Zhong Jiushi was late replying to WeChat when You Nian was lying on the bed that night and almost fell asleep.

"That bastard Chen Chen confiscated both Huahua and I's mobile phones, and we got a Nokia for each of us!"

"I took my phone back just now, and I have to hand it in [big cry] tomorrow morning."

The indoor lighting has been turned off, and You Nian huddled under the thick quilt, lying on his side on the bed, the brightness of the mobile phone screen was dimmed, and it fluttered on his face, making his whole face seem to be the size of a palm, and replied: "Haha , then you can smash walnuts and eat them."

Qi Lin squatted under the quilt, poking his head out to look at his mobile phone—being a pet is too boring, so he can only join in the entertainment of his "master".

"I don't eat walnuts, I like walnuts. The paper skin is not delicious, and the small walnuts are difficult to peel. The peeled ones are expensive. Macadamia nuts are better."

You Nian himself also loves to eat small walnuts, but also thinks that peeling them is too difficult and the peeled ones are expensive, Xin Dao just gave Brother Wang a chance to show off, so he sent a WeChat message to Brother Wang: "My sister loves to eat small walnuts and macadamia nuts that have been peeled! "

Five minutes later, Brother Wang sent a screenshot showing the shopping list of Tmall Supermarket.Place an order at this time, and it will be delivered to your door by tomorrow evening.

Brother Wang said again: "If you catch up with my sister, I will give you small walnuts and macadamia nuts for the rest of your life."

After thinking about it all day and night, Brother Wang was still dazzled by love, and fell in love with Zhong Jiushi.

Typing slowly when he was sideways, You read back to him: "I will vomit."

Qi Lin squatted against You Nian's forehead. He knew the word "chasing". He was a blank slate in matters of relationship, and he never thought about finding a partner. It turned out that this is how people's love began.

You Nian replied: "Don't let this group of people have too strong background?"

"Shh, watch out for being watched!"

Qi Lin who was watching: "..." It's only three things, I really want to beat this fat man to death.

Brother Wang is full of energy at night, his brain cells are very active: "Brother has a background."

Qi Lin thought of Secretary Wang's bald man.

Brother Wang replied again: "Brother is not afraid of chasing my sister. I have my father to protect me. You don't. If you catch up with the master, it's over and you will be killed."

Qi Lin stared at the word "chasing" in a daze, couldn't help sticking his head out, and then stuck out again, stupefied that he knocked himself down, besides him, who else has the nickname "Great God"?

Inadvertently, Qi Lin seemed to understand something, turned his head to look at You Nian behind him, and could only see his face clearly by raising his head desperately, thinking why this face looked so gloomy.

You Nian thought that the little milk dog was sleepy and could fall asleep standing up, so he got up and hugged him to lie down in the scarf nest at the head of the bed, then covered him with thick cotton clothes to make a quilt, and gave him a hard blow. Goodnight kiss.

It's not the first time Qi Lin has been kissed by force, but his heart is still broken. Is this the legendary kiss?The second time was more emotional than the first time.I was thinking about whether I should let Chen Chen talk about it, and then refuse... After thinking about it, let's forget it, there is nothing to lose, and it is not so unacceptable.

Based on the age of the divine beast, he is too young, and there is only one divine beast in the world, and there is no second one, which can only be used as a reference for him.He only possessed the ability to change form after he was an adult, and he has never encountered such an active courtship.The truth is, his aura is too strong, humans are afraid of him, and the monster race feels that he is not worthy.

But why did You Nian want to chase him?He couldn't figure it out.

You Nian has to go to work tomorrow, and he has experienced too much this weekend, and his brain cells are not enough for a while, so he desperately needs sleep.

The feasting and feasting in Nanjing City is enough to make people sleepless at night. Brother Wang is still drawing on the screen, and You Nian is sleeping soundly on the other side.The street lamps and neon lights of various colors outside the window are as gorgeous as the Milky Way, and they are all blocked by blackout curtains, as if to resist the invasion of evil spirits.

Qi Lin's dark face was red, and he couldn't sleep at night.

While You Nian was asleep, Qi Lin slowly walked in front of him, looking at this gentle face, getting along with him all afternoon and all night, this young man who is not talkative and able to do housework, seems born to be unlovable.

The next day, when the alarm clock rang, Qi Lin sat up immediately and remembered his situation.

You Nian was in a daze, unable to open his eyes, Ying Ning let out a sound, reached out to turn off the alarm clock, covered his head and continued to sleep.

The room was still dark, with countless lights coming in through the gaps in the curtains, and it was a deserted winter outside, and every ray of light was extremely bleak, like a needle stuck in the heart.

This is a fragile human being, Qi Lin reminded himself, he was hungry, and couldn't help but think of last night's dinner, thinking that even vegetables and white rice were delicious.He climbed onto the pillow and lay down, laying his belly against the soft hair. There was a good smell on the pillow, and his belly was full of the scent of shampoo.

Five minutes later, the alarm clock rang again.You Nian sat up in an instant as if he was a different person.

Qi Lin was caught off guard and rolled under the pillow.

You Nian heard the movement, and now the little milk dog is not honest when sleeping, and even moved the nest.What if I fell asleep too deeply and crushed him to death?After giving a good morning kiss, You Nian hurriedly got out of bed to tidy up.

Qi Lin who was kissed felt that he was more and more acceptable and took it for granted.

The heavy blackout curtains were pulled open with a clang, and the indoor air that had rotted overnight seemed to be reborn. You Nian was afraid of the cold, so he dared not open the window.Unable to adapt to the sudden light, You Nian squinted his eyes, and the room was filled with sunlight, as if he was walking in an illusory territory, starting a Monday life that every office worker dislikes.

Qi Lin lay quietly under the quilt, trying to sleep back into the cage with Yu Wen.The outside temperature changes have little effect on him, and he can survive in the ice and snow, but he feels the warmth in the bed is unprecedentedly comfortable.

Inadvertently, Qi Lin, who was trying to squeeze into human life, felt that it would be nice to live like a human being.

After washing in 5 minutes, You Nian started to make breakfast. I heard that cats who don't go out are not easy to get sick, and maybe dogs are the same.Chen Chen said that the dog is too small to walk, and You Nian is forbidden to walk.

Breakfast is nutritious and healthy specially made scrambled eggs and sliced ​​whole wheat bread. He bought eggs specially in the supermarket, which is almost the most expensive kind.

You Nian just woke up with a dry throat, drinking a large glass of water was useless, and he couldn't eat anything.I was afraid that the little milk dog would not eat picky eaters, but unexpectedly, he was really obedient and buried himself in eating scrambled eggs.You Nian went to cut bread for him, cut into bite-sized pieces, soaked in warm milk.

You Nian himself was also holding a glass of milk to drink, and suddenly found that the little milk dog had a lot of food, eating no less than himself, and it was like this last night.Is it like a fish that doesn't know how much you eat, or is it because you eat a lot when you are growing your body?

Last night's stomach was already deflated, taking advantage of the dog's unpreparedness, You Nian quickly reached out to touch his stomach, and touched the bulging belly.

Qi Lin quietly looked at the hand on his belly, itching, and warned himself, don't reveal your secrets, he himself doesn't feel like a dog.After thinking about it, for no reason, I lowered my head to bite that hand, the tip of my teeth didn't dare to use force, it was like touching, the tip of my tongue felt the softness of the skin on the hand, it felt like biting the apex of my heart.

ah!It's so cute, You Nian's hands are full of scrambled egg oil and milk after being bitten, it's so cute early in the morning, don't you want it?

At Chen Chen's request, You Nian would take him with him 24 hours a day, even at work, because he was afraid that a dog would be lonely.Bringing a young police dog is like bringing a little bodyguard.Putting on his clothes, You Nian put his head in front of Qi Lin: "When you grow up, you have to protect me."

It's a pun, he just hopes to find someone who will protect him and accompany him to withstand the rumors from the outside world.Such appearance and family are not very important.You Nian's father's family is a conservative family, his father is not strong, and his work unit is such an environment.

The temperature was low in the morning, You Nian wrapped himself up three layers inside and three layers outside, and finally stuffed the little milk dog into his backpack and took him to work.The food in the canteen of the unit is clear and watery, so I'm afraid I won't be used to it, so I specially pack milk and biscuits.

In the severe cold, You Nian tried to identify where the people Chen Chen said were arranged to protect him, but they all hurried past, with their heads buried in the road, and there were no small stalls at the intersection.This is called protection?Aren't you afraid that the woman even kidnapped the car?

If at this time, an unremarkable car stopped in front of him, and the next person pulled him into the car, he probably couldn't even bark, and would become a dead cat.You Nian was thinking wildly, thinking too much, and felt that he was really suitable to be a screenwriter or a villain.

You Nian works as a technician in a factory. These days, big cities pay attention to environmental protection and sustainability, and all factories have been relocated to the suburbs.The factory is located in the suburbs, and the commute to and from get off work is entirely dependent on the factory shuttle bus. Going to work at 08:30 in the morning takes an hour on the shuttle bus, and Younian has to wait for the bus at the designated place at 07:30.

Qi Lin sat safely in the backpack, not afraid of the cold, but thought it uncomfortable to be wrapped in a scarf. After kicking a few times, You Nian wrapped him back.

Wearing a mask and a hat with a down jacket, You Nian stomped from the cold.

This winter, the city of Nanjing is unexpectedly cold. There has been a heavy snowfall a while ago, and there will be more snow after a while.

You Nian has lived in the south since high school, and he has only seen such a big snow when he was a child.It is the age of fun that is not afraid of the cold, and I go to play snowballs after class.Now I am really afraid of the cold and greedy for fun, just like greedy for food and unable to afford it, it is very pitiful.

Afraid that the little milk dog would be frozen, You Nian poured a small bottle of hot water and put it in the bag, and was afraid of being scalded, so he dared not let the little milk dog stand next to him through thick clothes.

I finally understand what it means to be afraid of falling when holding it, and being afraid of melting when holding it in your mouth. Whenever the little milk dog makes an uncomfortable sound, especially a fragile and loving father's heart, it can be broken into dregs at any time.

I really don't know why Qi Lin asked him to take him with him. It's so cold, isn't he afraid that the little milk dog will freeze to death?It may be because of the breed, healthy and strong like a cow.

There was also Master Sun waiting for the bus at the same station. Master Sun was a middle-aged woman with a short stature. Looking at the puppy in You Nian's bag, she said, "Yo, what an ugly dog."

Qi Lin felt that all human beings except You Nian were hateful, so he tried to hide himself under the scarf, unwilling to see people.

In fact, You Nian was a little surprised, thinking that Qi Lin understood what others said.

In the car, "Qi Lin" finally answered his question: "Eat a lot, you will grow your body. Don't worry, you will stop when you are full. You won't be stuffed to death." Chen Chen didn't expect to take care of a "dog" so much trouble , the answer is very desperate.No matter how he ate, drank, and strayed, it seemed that he could not do without squatting in the toilet for half a minute today. He really didn't want to care about Qi Lin's eating, drinking, and strangling.

The day's work was rushed by everyone, and it was finished in the morning.

In the afternoon, You Nian put the little milk dog in the down jacket and huddled in the locker room to play with the phone.Except for changing clothes, most people will not come to the locker room, and most of them will go to the rest room with a better environment.You Nian put the little milk dog in the bag in the morning, and it was still in the bag when he came back, not even changing his sleeping position, as Qi Lin said, he is very obedient and will not lose his way.

Of course You Nian didn't know, when there was no one around, Qi Lin had already slipped out in human form, secretly monitoring You Nian so as not to be disturbed by unknown persons.No matter how well-managed they are, there is no way for them to place eyeliners in such a factory where everyone knows each other.

As soon as he was free, You Nian began to "harass" Qi Lin. It seemed that because of entrusting him with foster care, Qi Lin was not as arrogant as before.

Chen Chen is a person who answers every question. He imitates Qi Lin's tone, and if he can't answer, he just talks about it. Anyway, it is a lie from the beginning, and if he tells the truth, he will slap himself in the face.

On the issue of dog breeds, You Nian really wanted to know which breeds the little milk dogs were produced by crossing genes.

Chen Chen didn't know about this, but luckily he didn't say "I'm a scientific researcher" in front of You Nian, so he could answer that he didn't know as a matter of course.

So You Nian asked again: "Can I adopt a retired one?"

"No, it's a confidential variety, for fear of technology being stolen." At the end, Chen Chen added, "After retiring, he will be euthanized."

You Nian suddenly wanted to ask, since you are afraid of the technology being stolen, you still handed over the technology to me, how are you not afraid that I will find a channel to sell your secret technology!Do you want me to protect him!The words were typed out, and then deleted one by one.Knowing that this is another topic that cannot be talked about, thinking about it, they seem to have figured out something. Are they going to let this dog who has to hug him when he goes out, and not hug him or move his nest to protect him?

After getting off the bus, You Nian hurried to the vegetable market.There is no good food in the supermarket at this point, only the vegetable market can buy some.He was really tired of eating in the unit cafeteria, so he couldn't help but be picky, and Brother Wang also slept until noon, ordering a takeaway casually.

The two gluttonous men usually cook a hearty meal at night, and the chef You Nian will do it. At this time, Brother Wang is very happy to wash the vegetables and dishes. Today is different, and today there is a dog that can eat!Evening will be richer.

Dinner is braised bream and cabbage in vinegar, and the staple food is noodles in pork rib soup.The pork rib soup was temporarily stewed in a pressure cooker, but it was simmered by You Nian, and it smelled like a day of slow cooking.

Afraid that it would be inconvenient for the little milk dog to bite, You Nian kicked out the bones, and the bowl was full of noodles and ribs.There are four breams, Brother Wang has two, and the rest You Nian and the little milk dog each have one.

Brother Wang looked at the little milk dog resentfully while eating. This ugly thing can not only be served on the table, but also dare to compete with him for food and status.Look, my brother is peeling fish for you again!Don't even peel it off for me!At that moment, Brother Wang really felt that he was abandoned by his younger brother, and he really forgot his friends, so it was right not to buy him a dog.

After thinking too much, there was still half a fish left on the plate. Brother Wang was in a panic and didn't put down his chopsticks for a while.

You Nian thought that Brother Wang didn't want to eat, so he silently pulled the plate over, peeled off all the fish, and gave it to the little milk dog.

Brother Wang, the half of the fish left was only one fishbone in a moment, thinking that You Nian was enlightened, and handed out the bowl, but in the end he could only watch the fish go into the little milk dog's bowl. alright!

You Nian was busy at work for a long time, and when he got home he started cooking again. He really couldn't be more tired, and he was sweating all over in the winter.After eating and drinking enough, he threw all the pots and pans to Brother Wang, without realizing how to neglect Brother Wang, picked up the little milk dog and went home to live in a world of one person and one dog.