Special Administration

In a seven-seater car, Tao Xinzhi was driving, Chen Chen was in the co-pilot, Hua Yichen and Zhong Jiushi were sitting in the middle, and behind were You Nian, Qi Lin, and Uncle Bai who stopped the car halfway and squeezed up.

Looking at the face alone, Uncle Bai has the same tender face as You Nian, even whiter and tender, like fresh tofu.

After the BMW was turned into a supercar by Uncle Bai, it may be because it felt ashamed and refused to go on the road. It couldn't start no matter what, so it had to be sent to a 4S shop for repairs.Uncle Bai came to the rescue when he was in danger, and he did a great job. The car repair money can be counted in the public expenses, and he has to bring one for supper.

Qi Lin was originally enjoying the entire back row comfortably, but now he is squeezed in the middle. After thinking about it for a while, he sat with a serious face on his face. He first put on a show, then moved to You Nian's side, and posted it by the way.

Everyone in the car was so tired and out of touch that they had no time to care what happened behind them.

You Nian was exhausted, the heights were unbearably cold, the wind blew for too long, he was paralyzed before getting in the car, and even more so when he got in the car, he was a puddle of water, regardless of whether he could slip through the crack of the door and onto the road.There was a lot of blood on the two of them, and the car could only turn on the air conditioner and open the windows, so it didn't smell good.You Nian lay on the window and just wanted to vomit acid water, but couldn't vomit anything.

Zhong Jiushi squatted on the chair and blinked maliciously, and asked, "Brother, are you pregnant?"

You Nian stared at her resentfully, and screamed: "No, but I'm going to die."

Zhong Jiushi knew that You Nian was the truth, how beautiful the ideal is, how cruel the reality is.Talking about how much I love him and how I plan to break up with the person I have had a crush on for a week, it has already shown that his skin is thicker than a city wall.But she can't help it, the work is confidential, and she can't tell You Nian directly that the dog in your arms is not a dog but a beast.But looking at Qi Lin's appearance as a guardian, it's likely to be successful.

Hua Yichen had just ordered supper and what he needed, when he turned his head and saw You Nian's face was pale and dizzy, he asked with concern: "Do you have a fever? It's cold today."

You Nian likes how he speaks like a brother, caring.

Hua Yichen still tried to reach out his hand, wanting to feel the temperature of his forehead.But no matter how long his hands are, the seven-seater car is spacious, and it is not easy to reach at this moment.

Zhong Jiushi got close, knelt on the chair, stretched his body, touched You Nian's forehead, and compared the temperature of his own forehead. In an instant, Dr. Zhong went online, and he was very sure: "I have a fever."

Hua Yichen was noncommittal, and finally got enough distance away from the seat. Feeling quite professional, he touched You Nian's forehead, without comparing his own forehead temperature, and shook his head to deny Zhong Jiushi's conclusion: "I don't have a fever."

Qi Lin didn't understand what was going on, so he tried to feel it, but he couldn't find anything.

You Nian, who was touched by three people, had a serious heart breakdown. You guys are so good at playing. You have seen too many demons and ghosts, have you never seen human beings?

Zhong Jiushi was obviously dissatisfied with Hua Yichen's conclusion of denying himself, so he gave him a squinting look: "What do you know?" It means that you, a noble man who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, know what.

"Forget it, I'll come." Uncle Bai said, who couldn't stand it anymore.

Zhong Jiushi said in admiration: "Uncle Bai, come, Uncle Bai will definitely understand."

Hua Yichen also felt that Uncle Bai's ability was quite great, at least he had to be at the level of a magpie.Before Uncle Bai started, he gave a thumbs up in his heart.

Across Qi Lin, Uncle Bai stretched out his hand to grab You Nian's arm, and You Nian was almost lying on Qi Lin's body, thinking that he was so fun.Uncle Bai's thumb rested on You Nian's pulse, as if he wanted to feel the pulse.The bone spirit who has lived for three thousand years should have all the scientific wisdom of human beings, not to mention the appearance of Xianfengdaogu, which is a master of apricot forest.

Under the gaze of everyone, Uncle Bai slowly raised his other hand to touch You Nian's forehead.

Mother knew that this method of measuring body temperature was unscientific, You Nian read it silently, and at the same time felt like a giant panda, and this group of people were all country bumpkins who had never seen a national treasure in eight lifetimes.

Uncle Bai let go of You Nian, and looked at the two people in the front row angrily: "What's the matter, I have raised four sons, and I still can't figure it out? I'm not sick, I'm fine."

Only then did Qi Lin push You Nian back, and You Nian leaned out very curiously, looking at the young man respectfully called "Uncle", who looked smaller than Qi Lin who kept claiming that he was younger.Uncle Bai's appearance is exactly the appearance that makes people ignore his age.

Uncle Bai raised his left eyebrow, and looked at You Nian provocatively: "Don't you believe me?"

You Nian shook his head, what was the probability that his wife would give birth to quadruplets or twins? You Nian didn't need to calculate it, he knew it was lower than the 500 million chances he dreamed of buying a lottery ticket.

Uncle Bai pointed to his nose and smiled knowingly. His appearance was very playful, and he looked even smaller: "Then guess how old I am?"

You Nian actually wanted to guess twenty, but then he thought about whether he was a little older than 25, so he made him one year older than himself with malicious intentions: "26?"

Seeing that Uncle Bai played the game of guessing my age again, everyone tacitly refused to help.

The reason for playing games is that Uncle Bai likes this young man very much, and it is a great thing to be liked by three thousand year old monsters, just like taking care of the beasts these days has a lot of benefits.

Uncle Bai smiled so much that he showed his small white teeth, a bit like Daji charmed King Zhou. At that moment, when he saw him, he wanted to build a deer platform for Uncle Bai to play with.

You Nian didn't like Uncle Bai's type, so he was naturally not one of them, so he guessed again: "Guess it's too young? You won't be thirty, will you?"

Uncle Bai was afraid of patting You Nian's forehead, like patting a kitten or puppy, said lightly, "Multiply by a hundred times."

"Three thousand!" You Nian screamed with strength that he didn't know where he came from, his eyes widened, and the corners of the isosceles triangle eyes were elongated.

Qi Lin is a little monster, and Uncle Bai is a big monster!Sure enough, there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in this group of guys. Three thousand years old looks like twenty. Three thousand divided by twenty equals one hundred and five. Qi Lin said that he is still young, so at least he will be eighteen when he is an adult. Eighteen times one hundred Five is [-] years old... God, Qi Lin is also a big monster.

You Nian had the urge to stay away from Qi Lin, but no matter how he moved, Qi Lin could stick to him, apparently guarding him.

Uncle Bai was very satisfied with You Nian's reaction, and leaned against the seat proudly.

The Nanjing branch has three neatly arranged buildings of the Republic of China, the first two are used for offices, and the last one has been opened up as a canteen and guest house.The first floor is the canteen, and the above is the guest house.It looks old and rundown on the outside, but the interior is decorated completely new, and the whole thing looks like a four-star hotel.

Two-thirds of the income of the Special Administrative Bureau is supported by the Yaolian and the Long Family, and the remaining one-third receives state subsidies.You Nian knew that this so-called Special Administrative Bureau was rich, but he didn't expect it to be so rich.I have never stayed in a star-rated hotel in my life. I go out to either a homestay or a fast chain hotel. I can be as cheap as I can, and I am very particular about it.

They were covered in sweat or blood, and the clothes of Chen Chen and the others were all turned into beggars' clothes. Everyone had to take a bath first.

Chen Chen went to the front desk and opened a room for You Nian.You Nian originally wanted to say that you're welcome, I'll just wash up casually, don't bother the cleaning lady, but found that it's not appropriate for him to wash up wherever he wants...

Most of the activities are in groups of three or two. The standard accommodation is standard room, triple room and family room. The double bed room is considered a symbol of socialism, and the bureau does not reimburse the double bed room.But for their action this time, Zhong Jiushi is a woman, and Qi Lin, who is not brave enough to live with anyone, so Hua Yichen and Chen Chen "grieved" for a while, and each asked for a big bed room, and finally shared the room together. Requesting reimbursement from the Demon Federation——everything is for the beast.

Chen Chen brought You Nian to the room and watched You Nian enter the bathroom. He was afraid that he would not fit in with the others when he came here for the first time, so he told him to remember to come and have some supper after washing. gone.

The decoration style of the four-star guest house is still IKEA's simple style, with details in the simplicity, but it is actually a very delicate and warm room.

You Nian looked at the bathroom, which was not much smaller than his home, and there was a double wooden bathtub...

Under the warm orange light, the bathroom heater above the head silently puts hot water, while taking off the sticky clothes and throwing them directly into the trash can.

Brother Wang's house also has a bathtub, but he hasn't used it for a long time, and it's because You Nian cleaned it up and occasionally bubbles, but it's a small bathtub like a fish tank, not more comfortable than this one.

Thinking of Brother Wang, You Nian took out the phone from his pocket, thankfully the phone fit so snugly in the pocket of his trousers, it couldn't slip down while in the air.Seeing the explosive WeChat messages from Brother Wang, You Nian stepped into the bathtub.

The way to deal with Brother Wang is that there is no way. You Nian put the phone aside, don’t worry about it, let the wind flow freely. You Nian thought that it would be a mystery to have a refreshed worldview, but I didn’t expect that a mountain would be more important. A mountain is high, and the view of the universe is refreshed overnight.

But Uncle Bai is a good person, at least not like what Chen Chen half-falsely said.

You Nian put his nose in the water, playing with bubbles like a goldfish, then submerged himself in the water, rubbing his knotted hair.

"Brother!" Hua Yichen shouted, strode in, pushed open the bathroom door,

You Nian was taken aback, quickly emerged from the water, and wiped the water: "How did you get in! Do you use wall penetration?"

"How can there be such a thing? It's not as powerful as you think." Hua Yichen put the clothes under his armpits on the toilet seat, held up the metal insulation box in his hand, and looked at You Nian's half-naked body, with malicious intentions With a smile, "Your door is open."

Chen Chen didn't close the door by the way when he went out!

You Nian looked at the handsome and rich Hua Yichen, shrunk into the bathtub in embarrassment, only showing his dripping head.

Hua Yichen looked left and right in the bathroom, but couldn't find anything comfortable, so he went out and pulled a chair back, put it next to the bathtub, and put the thermos on it.Open the lid of the thermos bucket, and you will see an upside-down exquisite small white porcelain bowl, so pure white that it looks like other colors are gloomy.

Hua Yichen glanced at the white bowl and then at You Nian, smiled, held it up for comparison, and said with a smile, "It's as white as you."

He did it on purpose... You Nian blushed and shrank even tighter.But he also knew that Hua Yichen had no other intentions, except habitually sweetly complimenting his lover and teasing him a few times when he had nothing to do.

Hua Yichen was still wearing a bathrobe, his hair was wet and dripping with water, he was obviously only halfway through washing when the hotel takeaway knocked on the door, so he came to deliver something to You Nian.He took the dark liquid in the thermos into a bowl, held it in his hands and handed it to You Nian.

You Nian took it and took a sip, smashed his mouth, and thought it tasted really good.

Hua Yichen looked at him drinking, and asked maliciously: "Drink it without asking anything? What if it's □□? What if it's added with dill grass?" He got closer, and his tone was gentle and ambiguous, "I can't say or not Fragments, FourLoko."

After hearing this, You Nian drank half of the bowl in one gulp, leaving only the bottom of the bowl, wiped his mouth on his arm, and replied concisely: "Then become a kitten, no one is afraid of anyone."

It looks like he would rather die than surrender.

Hua Yichen smiled, and got another bowl. The waiter was in place, and he was serious: "The traditional Chinese medicine soup for dispelling cold and dampness is a secret recipe improved by a hotel chef. It tastes good? It's not good to be sick after suffering from the cold for so long gone."

You Nian hadn't drunk it yet, so he handed over the bowl and said in a nasal voice from a hot bath, "Then you drink it too."

Hua Yichen pushed it away with a smile, and sat down by the bathtub: "It's all yours, I still have it, and there's still a bowl in the bucket, remember to drink it up." He took out a box of Longjiaosan from his pocket and put it in the tub. On the chair, the voice was low and serious again, "This is specially bought for you. I have been shouting all night, and my voice should be hoarse."

You Nian didn't squirt a mouthful of hot soup on his face, it was because he was delivering the soup, holding the bowl, he was at a loss for words, just looked at him without speaking, playing with his eyes.

Hua Yichen laughed loudly, and immediately regained the straightforwardness of Young Master Huahua, who was cynical and a little bit see through the world of mortals.He pointed to the clothes on the toilet seat, "It's for you, it should fit."

Apart from the occasional teasing, You Nian felt that Hua Yichen was simply too caring: "Are you a caring little padded jacket who has cultivated to become a master? Then you can take care of people, you are so good at taking care of people, I don't think I can live without you." Next." The last sentence was innocent and pure, and it was a counterattack.

Hua Yichen clasped his hands together in a hurry, and bowed a few times like worshiping Guanyin, "I was wrong, brother, please forgive me, the Great God Qi heard this and will not eat me alive! He has privileges, and eating people is not against the law!"

You Nian patted the tub in displeasure, splashed a few drops of water, and said confidently: "The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people!"

Hua Yichen slapped his hands and praised: "Your Majesty is right, but the emperor's replacement is more diligent than the replacement of apples. For thousands of years, there is only one divine beast! You know what you say. Well, it’s your little secret, it’s not good if bad people know about it.”

You Nian is really going to be embarrassed.Ever since he got to know this group of weirdos, he has been embarrassed every day, and his pointed chin has become embarrassingly bald.

Hua Yichen explained earnestly: "The caring little padded jacket is a dead thing that cannot become a spirit. A dead thing has no aura and cannot become a spirit. To become a spirit, one must have a spirit." He seemed to be tired from sitting, stood up and lowered his head, "You Brother Huahua, I worked as a nanny for three years, so of course I know how to take care of people."

You Nian is puzzled, who can let Young Master Hua Hua be a nanny for three years.

But Hua Yichen waved his hand, signaling not to ask: "I'll go back and continue washing, remember to drink all the soup, otherwise the effect will not be good, and I'm sorry for the chef's craftsmanship." Saying that, he closed the bathroom door, why? How come you come out in style.

You Nian sipped the soup in small sips, and found that the soup was sweet and sour, just slightly hot, and it was a refreshing temperature that would make you feel scalded when you were bored.After soaking in the bath and drinking soup for a while, beads of sweat began to appear on his forehead. The big beads of sweat were mixed with the heat, and his tiredness disappeared for seven or eight minutes. It was a comfort.

He thought to himself again, could it be that the clothes Hua Yichen brought him were the brands he often wore, so he would have to sell him and he wouldn't be able to pay it back!You have to sell the house.