In the future, interstellar raw buns and raised buns

Yu Xiaoyu, a typical otaku in the 21st century, is timid and cowardly.Born in 50, on the eve of the college entrance examination, Yufu Yu's mother's parents died in a car accident, leaving Yu Xiaoyu a small house with two bedrooms and one living room, plus [-] yuan in compensation.When she was a freshman, Yu Xiaoyu followed the trend and wrote novels on the Internet. After several years of popularity, Yu Xiaoyu earned a small amount of manuscript fees, but there was still some surplus. Therefore, after graduating from university, Yu Xiaoyu did not like Most college students are also busy looking for a job, but become an otaku at home.

After a few years, Yu Xiaoyu has changed from a 22-year-old college student to a 27-year-old scruffy bachelor.If nothing happened later, Yu Xiaoyu would have lived a life that was neither salty nor dull.

That day, Yu Xiaoyu had just finished filling the hole on the Internet, and was about to go downstairs to the supermarket to prepare some stockpiles, when the phone rang, Yu Xiaoyu took out the phone in his trouser pocket, without even looking at it, he pressed the answer button .

"Hey! Who is it?" Yu Xiaoyu asked.

"Fish! I'm your squad leader brother! Let me tell you why you haven't rectified your problem. Don't you know to check the caller ID before answering the phone?" The squad leader was helpless.

"Oh! What's the matter!"

"..."

"I'm still hungry!" Yu Xiaoyu stroked her flat stomach.

"Why are you still so virtuous! Forget it! Let me tell you! Let's have a reunion tonight! You must get it! I will send the address to your mobile phone in a while. I have to notify other people, that's it, Hang up! Beep..." Before Yu Xiaoyu could answer, the squad leader hung up the phone.

"..." Yu Xiaoyu was silent.

"Duddu" Yu Xiaoyu opened the text message, "Well... Shengde Hotel... it starts at 04:30 p.m. It is now 10:10, and it takes half an hour by taxi from here to Shengde, and [-] minutes by bus. , plus the traffic jam time, and then tidy up and change clothes, it will take a total of one hour plus [-] minutes. Well! Forget it, let’s not go to the supermarket, go to the big eater!”

What the squad leader didn't tell Yu Xiaoyu was: Yu Xiaoyu, you have always been more ink-stained than women, so, in fact, the party didn't start until eight o'clock in the evening!

If Yu Xiaoyu knew, Yu Xiaoyu would cry to death!Of course, there is no if!

Yu Xiaoyu was greedy for cheap, got on a super hot bus, and was squeezed into a piece of cake at the exit.So when the bus stopped and opened the door, Yu Xiaoyu was in a tragedy.

At that moment, Yu Xiaoyu was squeezed out of the car first, then a motorcycle drove fast, finally Yu Xiaoyu was hit by the motorcycle, and finally the motorcycle left, Yu Xiaoyu fell down!

Yu Xiaoyu, who was transparent in mid-air, looked at the person who was lying on the ground exactly like him, and thought: Why does the guy lying on the ground look exactly like himself, but why does the lying posture look so much like Sleeping Beauty!Look at that fair little face, look at that enchanting figure, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a little girl!Damn!Why is the clothes on that person so similar to my own, and the pants, the watch that I just put on today, ready to put on a cool watch... Oh woo... How can someone have the same dress as me...

Woohoo!Why am I standing so high!

Woohoo!Where are my feet... why are my feet missing!

Woohoo!Am I dead!do you died!do you died!

Woohoo!I don't want to die yet! I haven't spent all the money I've saved yet, God how can you be so cruel!

Woohoo!Pay me back my RMB...

Unfortunately, no one could hear these words except Yu Xiaoyu.