Farmhouse Small Buns
Chapter 23 Blame You for Not Wearing a Condom
Zhang Haocheng almost collapsed at first, but was provoked by his mother's few words, as if it was nothing serious for a man to have children.He used to think that his world had collapsed, but now he felt that half of his world had collapsed, and on the other side he was scolded by his mother so hard that he dared not say anything. The ghosts and gods will be children, and they feel that his mother is too annoying!
Facts have proved that Zhang Haocheng is a heartless person. Apart from all kinds of awkwardness, he doesn't seem to have too violent a reaction.He even had the mood to think that he would have children, whether it was because of his extraordinary talent, or whether Tang Jiyao was a non-human!After struggling for a long time, he was kicked by the little bun in his stomach, and Zhang Haocheng's body stiffened immediately. Well, he is really pregnant with the little bun, what a fucking life!
Woohoo, I'm dead!Oh my God, why did he encounter this kind of destruction of the three views, the collapse of the world, and the insanity.Zhang Haocheng hugged the bed sheet and cried, of course it was just howling dryly, without a single tear!
Just as ghosts were crying and howling, the phone rang.
When Tang Jiyao was resting at work, he thought of Zhang Haocheng again.Having met Zhang Haocheng before, he felt that this little guy was full of secrets, which made him unconsciously want to get to know him.
Perhaps there really is a feeling in the world called love at first sight, and he just never forgets Zhang Haocheng.It had been a few days, and he didn't know what these little guys were doing, so Tang Jiyao took out his phone and called Zhang Haocheng decisively.
"Tang Jiyao, I'll go to your uncle, you bastard, we will never know each other from now on, and we will never communicate with each other!" Tang Jiyao put the phone down expressionlessly, why is this kid crazy? Aren't you doing well personally?The call was in the past and was hung up directly.Tang Jiyao was angry, more of a kind of irritability.
He knocked on the table, what happened to make the little guy angry?It seems that he didn't do anything excessive, he was a little confused when it came to Zhang Haocheng.
"Meng Ran!"
"Third Young Master, what are your orders!" Meng Ran hurried out of the assistant's room.
"Push away everything tomorrow, I'm going to Longshuiwan!"
"Yes!" Meng Ran was taken aback and nodded quickly.
"Haocheng!" Tang Jiyao lay on the chair, squinting his eyes.
Zhang Haocheng naturally didn't know that he scolded Tang Jiyao over a phone call, and he still didn't let up after scolding, it was all because of this guy, if you don't wear a condom, nothing will happen, you don't wear a condom when you have sex!He quickly got up from the bed, yes, it was Tang Jiyao who did it, damn it, bastard, the master didn't wear a condom.
Didi Didi, I thought about the phone again.Zhang Haocheng answered the phone and cursed, "You're never finished, bastard, I told you not to wear a condom!"
"Shameless!" A soft voice said angrily, and the phone hung up immediately.
"Oops!" Zhang Haocheng was dumbfounded, the name of the person who hung up was displayed impressively, the words Qi Xiya, "Xiya, you misunderstood!"
I wanted to call Qi Xiya to explain, but when the phone was pressed on Qi Xiya's name, Zhang Haocheng didn't press it for a long time, he put down the phone in frustration after a while, and what did he say when he called, could it be with Qi Xiya? Said he was pregnant!At this moment, Zhang Haocheng suddenly realized that he and Qi Xiya were done for!
Suddenly, Zhang Haocheng's heart ached, he was broken in love!
With his current appearance, he can't meet Qi Xiya anymore, let alone wait until his child is born.Can Qi Xiya accept that he has children?
He really likes Qi Xiya, but they can't do it anymore!
Zhang Haocheng is very sad, the point is that he still can't explain why?
When He Xiang came in with a bowl of porridge, she looked at Zhang Haocheng with blank eyes, thinking that Zhang Haocheng hadn't thought about it yet, so she hurried to Zhang Haocheng.Zhang Haocheng turned his head to look at He Xiang, and said hoarsely, "Mom, I'm broken in love!"
He Xiang trembled, and she put her hands on Zhang Haocheng, suddenly not knowing how to comfort him.
Zhang Haocheng snickered, "Mom, I'm hungry!"
He Xiang brought the porridge to him, Zhang Haocheng finished the porridge with a sigh of relief, and handed the bowl to Zhang Haocheng, "I want to eat more!"
He Xiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "A starving ghost reincarnated!"
Zhang Haocheng yelled, "Mom, I'm eating with two of us now!"
"Okay, I'll serve it for you!" He Xiang stared. When He Xiang went out, Zhang Haocheng's eyes darkened. He didn't want his mother to worry about him.He knew that He Xiang, who seemed innocent on the surface, was actually the one with the most heartache.
After eating three bowls of porridge, Zhang Haocheng felt full, "I just said I can eat so much now!" Suddenly he sighed, but he would rather not know the reason!
"Mom, I don't want to stay at home anymore, I want to find a place where no one is around!" Zhang Haocheng said in a low voice.
"Well, I also have this plan. In another month, you won't be able to hide your belly!" He Xiang said, "You have to endure at home for two days, and these mothers will take care of them for you. Don't be timid!"
"Mom!" He Xiang looked at Zhang Haocheng suspiciously. Zhang Haocheng wanted to ask why He Xiang accepted it so quickly when he knew he was pregnant, but he didn't ask in the end. In fact, he could see that He Xiang was just forcing a smile on his face. ! "Nothing!" He shook his head.
"I'll go out tomorrow, and I won't be back in a few days. When I come back, I'll take you away!" He Xiang said.
"Mom, where are you going?" Zhang Haocheng was stunned, now he regards He Xiang as his reliance, and he is reluctant to leave him.
"Don't ask me about it, I'll talk about it when I'm done!" He Xiang said, she worriedly said, "Don't go anywhere when you are at home, and don't jump around, you must know that you are not alone now!"
"Mom, don't worry, I know the seriousness!" Zhang Haocheng sighed helplessly.
"Go take a bath, and go to bed early after washing!" He Xiang said.
"Well, Mom, you go to bed early too!" He Xiang nodded.
When going to sleep at night, He Xiang lay on the bed, sobbing softly.Zhang Zhentao got up from the bed, turned on the light, "Old woman! What's going on, you tell me, what did San'er do, tell me I can bear it!"
He Xiang wiped away tears, "It's okay!" Zhang Zhentao said angrily, "You still said it's okay, can you cry if it's okay? Do you want to kill me?"
"Don't ask, I promise you that San'er didn't do anything bad!" He Xiang said, "Go to sleep, don't worry about this matter, let me take care of it, nothing will happen!"
Zhang Zhentao knew that things were definitely not as simple as what He Xiang said, but he couldn't help if He Xiang didn't tell him! "Can you guarantee that San'er will be fine?" He Xiang nodded heavily, "I promise!"
When Qi Xiya hung up the phone, she felt extremely sad.Not wearing a condom?She couldn't help thinking of these three words. Is there anyone behind Zhang Haocheng's back?The more I think about it, the more likely it is. Thinking back to what Zhang Haocheng said, could it be that Zhang Haocheng made other girls' stomachs bigger?Or is it that the other party has AIDS?
Qi Xiya trembled, no matter what the possibility was, she absolutely could not accept it.
She put the phone aside, she was waiting for Zhang Haocheng to explain.As long as Zhang Haocheng explained, she would believe it.Qi Xiya likes Zhang Haocheng very much. Zhang Haocheng is gentle and considerate, responsible and humorous.In addition, because of his help during these days, her father's condition has gradually improved. Not only does she like Zhang Haocheng, but she is also very grateful to him.
As long as you call, as long as you explain, I will believe it.
"Woohoo!" After a while, Qi Xiya finally burst into tears, Zhang Haocheng still didn't call at last, didn't he explain what he said just now?Qi Xiya knew that Zhang Haocheng didn't call, so she acquiesced.
She fell in love for the first time, but was betrayed in the end.She wanted to hate Zhang Haocheng, but thinking of what Zhang Haocheng had done for her these days, she couldn't hate him anymore.
Zhang Haocheng was not the only one lying in bed unable to sleep tonight, Zhang Haocheng rubbed his stomach, but couldn't fall asleep no matter what.He was a little scared, and he was pregnant with a child.He didn't understand why his mother believed that he was pregnant with a child instead of some monster!
Zhang Haocheng shivered for a moment, he would rather have a child inside than having a monster in his stomach!
He sighed for a while, Zhang Haocheng felt at a loss for the future, he just had a child, and he was pregnant by himself, it was really frenzied.
When Zhang Haocheng returned home, Waitan and Nuonuo rushed out, one of them hugged his thigh and called daddy sweetly.Zhang Haocheng knelt down and kissed Nuonuo side by side.
Waiting sat down, holding a cup of coffee, Nuonuo brought him a towel to wipe his sweat, the two children knew how to be filial and sensible since childhood, Zhang Haocheng was very beautiful in his heart.He took Waitan and Nuonuo to fly a kite, catch fish in the river, and play in the playground. He was extremely satisfied and happy.Every night, Nuonuo and the others had to tell a story to sleep peacefully, and Zhang Haocheng had to kiss them to feel at ease.
When Nuonuo disappeared, Zhang Haocheng frantically looked for him.Suddenly, on the road, he saw two begging children, both six or seven years old, one of them had no arms, and the other had no thighs. The two children were stuck together, lonely and desolate, with dirty bodies. There were still bloodstains, and the two children were disheveled and shivering.
"Nonuo, why dad doesn't want us anymore, I miss him so much!"
"I miss him too!" Woohoo, the two children cried sadly, "Dad, why don't you want us, we miss you so much!"
"Wait, Nuonuo!" Zhang Haocheng yelled heartbreakingly, "Dad, I don't want you, Dad misses you too!" But no matter how he shouted, Nuonuo and so on could not hear, he wanted to rush In the past, but his body seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't rush through it no matter what.Watching Waitan and Nuonuo starving and freezing, watching them being beaten, watching them dying in the ice and snow, but still yelling, "Father!"
"Ah! Wait, Nuonuo, Dad didn't want you, Dad loves you!" Zhang Haocheng woke up suddenly and shouted.Wiping the cold sweat off his face, Zhang Haocheng looked around and suddenly realized that he was having a nightmare.
"Damn!" Zhang Haocheng cursed secretly, he actually dreamed that he had a pair of twin sons, one named Wait and the other named Nuonuo.The strange thing is that he can't remember the usual dreams very quickly, but this time the dream seems to be engraved in his heart, every detail is so clear, Zhang Haocheng can feel the unforgettable father-son blood relationship.
Thinking of the joy and happiness with Waiting Nuonuo, thinking of their disappearance, he was anxious and hesitant.Zhang Haocheng rubbed his belly and murmured: "My son, wait for Nuonuo!" "I'm not pregnant with twins!" Zhang Haocheng was suddenly happy, as expected, I was very talented.
Facts have proved that Zhang Haocheng is a heartless person. Apart from all kinds of awkwardness, he doesn't seem to have too violent a reaction.He even had the mood to think that he would have children, whether it was because of his extraordinary talent, or whether Tang Jiyao was a non-human!After struggling for a long time, he was kicked by the little bun in his stomach, and Zhang Haocheng's body stiffened immediately. Well, he is really pregnant with the little bun, what a fucking life!
Woohoo, I'm dead!Oh my God, why did he encounter this kind of destruction of the three views, the collapse of the world, and the insanity.Zhang Haocheng hugged the bed sheet and cried, of course it was just howling dryly, without a single tear!
Just as ghosts were crying and howling, the phone rang.
When Tang Jiyao was resting at work, he thought of Zhang Haocheng again.Having met Zhang Haocheng before, he felt that this little guy was full of secrets, which made him unconsciously want to get to know him.
Perhaps there really is a feeling in the world called love at first sight, and he just never forgets Zhang Haocheng.It had been a few days, and he didn't know what these little guys were doing, so Tang Jiyao took out his phone and called Zhang Haocheng decisively.
"Tang Jiyao, I'll go to your uncle, you bastard, we will never know each other from now on, and we will never communicate with each other!" Tang Jiyao put the phone down expressionlessly, why is this kid crazy? Aren't you doing well personally?The call was in the past and was hung up directly.Tang Jiyao was angry, more of a kind of irritability.
He knocked on the table, what happened to make the little guy angry?It seems that he didn't do anything excessive, he was a little confused when it came to Zhang Haocheng.
"Meng Ran!"
"Third Young Master, what are your orders!" Meng Ran hurried out of the assistant's room.
"Push away everything tomorrow, I'm going to Longshuiwan!"
"Yes!" Meng Ran was taken aback and nodded quickly.
"Haocheng!" Tang Jiyao lay on the chair, squinting his eyes.
Zhang Haocheng naturally didn't know that he scolded Tang Jiyao over a phone call, and he still didn't let up after scolding, it was all because of this guy, if you don't wear a condom, nothing will happen, you don't wear a condom when you have sex!He quickly got up from the bed, yes, it was Tang Jiyao who did it, damn it, bastard, the master didn't wear a condom.
Didi Didi, I thought about the phone again.Zhang Haocheng answered the phone and cursed, "You're never finished, bastard, I told you not to wear a condom!"
"Shameless!" A soft voice said angrily, and the phone hung up immediately.
"Oops!" Zhang Haocheng was dumbfounded, the name of the person who hung up was displayed impressively, the words Qi Xiya, "Xiya, you misunderstood!"
I wanted to call Qi Xiya to explain, but when the phone was pressed on Qi Xiya's name, Zhang Haocheng didn't press it for a long time, he put down the phone in frustration after a while, and what did he say when he called, could it be with Qi Xiya? Said he was pregnant!At this moment, Zhang Haocheng suddenly realized that he and Qi Xiya were done for!
Suddenly, Zhang Haocheng's heart ached, he was broken in love!
With his current appearance, he can't meet Qi Xiya anymore, let alone wait until his child is born.Can Qi Xiya accept that he has children?
He really likes Qi Xiya, but they can't do it anymore!
Zhang Haocheng is very sad, the point is that he still can't explain why?
When He Xiang came in with a bowl of porridge, she looked at Zhang Haocheng with blank eyes, thinking that Zhang Haocheng hadn't thought about it yet, so she hurried to Zhang Haocheng.Zhang Haocheng turned his head to look at He Xiang, and said hoarsely, "Mom, I'm broken in love!"
He Xiang trembled, and she put her hands on Zhang Haocheng, suddenly not knowing how to comfort him.
Zhang Haocheng snickered, "Mom, I'm hungry!"
He Xiang brought the porridge to him, Zhang Haocheng finished the porridge with a sigh of relief, and handed the bowl to Zhang Haocheng, "I want to eat more!"
He Xiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "A starving ghost reincarnated!"
Zhang Haocheng yelled, "Mom, I'm eating with two of us now!"
"Okay, I'll serve it for you!" He Xiang stared. When He Xiang went out, Zhang Haocheng's eyes darkened. He didn't want his mother to worry about him.He knew that He Xiang, who seemed innocent on the surface, was actually the one with the most heartache.
After eating three bowls of porridge, Zhang Haocheng felt full, "I just said I can eat so much now!" Suddenly he sighed, but he would rather not know the reason!
"Mom, I don't want to stay at home anymore, I want to find a place where no one is around!" Zhang Haocheng said in a low voice.
"Well, I also have this plan. In another month, you won't be able to hide your belly!" He Xiang said, "You have to endure at home for two days, and these mothers will take care of them for you. Don't be timid!"
"Mom!" He Xiang looked at Zhang Haocheng suspiciously. Zhang Haocheng wanted to ask why He Xiang accepted it so quickly when he knew he was pregnant, but he didn't ask in the end. In fact, he could see that He Xiang was just forcing a smile on his face. ! "Nothing!" He shook his head.
"I'll go out tomorrow, and I won't be back in a few days. When I come back, I'll take you away!" He Xiang said.
"Mom, where are you going?" Zhang Haocheng was stunned, now he regards He Xiang as his reliance, and he is reluctant to leave him.
"Don't ask me about it, I'll talk about it when I'm done!" He Xiang said, she worriedly said, "Don't go anywhere when you are at home, and don't jump around, you must know that you are not alone now!"
"Mom, don't worry, I know the seriousness!" Zhang Haocheng sighed helplessly.
"Go take a bath, and go to bed early after washing!" He Xiang said.
"Well, Mom, you go to bed early too!" He Xiang nodded.
When going to sleep at night, He Xiang lay on the bed, sobbing softly.Zhang Zhentao got up from the bed, turned on the light, "Old woman! What's going on, you tell me, what did San'er do, tell me I can bear it!"
He Xiang wiped away tears, "It's okay!" Zhang Zhentao said angrily, "You still said it's okay, can you cry if it's okay? Do you want to kill me?"
"Don't ask, I promise you that San'er didn't do anything bad!" He Xiang said, "Go to sleep, don't worry about this matter, let me take care of it, nothing will happen!"
Zhang Zhentao knew that things were definitely not as simple as what He Xiang said, but he couldn't help if He Xiang didn't tell him! "Can you guarantee that San'er will be fine?" He Xiang nodded heavily, "I promise!"
When Qi Xiya hung up the phone, she felt extremely sad.Not wearing a condom?She couldn't help thinking of these three words. Is there anyone behind Zhang Haocheng's back?The more I think about it, the more likely it is. Thinking back to what Zhang Haocheng said, could it be that Zhang Haocheng made other girls' stomachs bigger?Or is it that the other party has AIDS?
Qi Xiya trembled, no matter what the possibility was, she absolutely could not accept it.
She put the phone aside, she was waiting for Zhang Haocheng to explain.As long as Zhang Haocheng explained, she would believe it.Qi Xiya likes Zhang Haocheng very much. Zhang Haocheng is gentle and considerate, responsible and humorous.In addition, because of his help during these days, her father's condition has gradually improved. Not only does she like Zhang Haocheng, but she is also very grateful to him.
As long as you call, as long as you explain, I will believe it.
"Woohoo!" After a while, Qi Xiya finally burst into tears, Zhang Haocheng still didn't call at last, didn't he explain what he said just now?Qi Xiya knew that Zhang Haocheng didn't call, so she acquiesced.
She fell in love for the first time, but was betrayed in the end.She wanted to hate Zhang Haocheng, but thinking of what Zhang Haocheng had done for her these days, she couldn't hate him anymore.
Zhang Haocheng was not the only one lying in bed unable to sleep tonight, Zhang Haocheng rubbed his stomach, but couldn't fall asleep no matter what.He was a little scared, and he was pregnant with a child.He didn't understand why his mother believed that he was pregnant with a child instead of some monster!
Zhang Haocheng shivered for a moment, he would rather have a child inside than having a monster in his stomach!
He sighed for a while, Zhang Haocheng felt at a loss for the future, he just had a child, and he was pregnant by himself, it was really frenzied.
When Zhang Haocheng returned home, Waitan and Nuonuo rushed out, one of them hugged his thigh and called daddy sweetly.Zhang Haocheng knelt down and kissed Nuonuo side by side.
Waiting sat down, holding a cup of coffee, Nuonuo brought him a towel to wipe his sweat, the two children knew how to be filial and sensible since childhood, Zhang Haocheng was very beautiful in his heart.He took Waitan and Nuonuo to fly a kite, catch fish in the river, and play in the playground. He was extremely satisfied and happy.Every night, Nuonuo and the others had to tell a story to sleep peacefully, and Zhang Haocheng had to kiss them to feel at ease.
When Nuonuo disappeared, Zhang Haocheng frantically looked for him.Suddenly, on the road, he saw two begging children, both six or seven years old, one of them had no arms, and the other had no thighs. The two children were stuck together, lonely and desolate, with dirty bodies. There were still bloodstains, and the two children were disheveled and shivering.
"Nonuo, why dad doesn't want us anymore, I miss him so much!"
"I miss him too!" Woohoo, the two children cried sadly, "Dad, why don't you want us, we miss you so much!"
"Wait, Nuonuo!" Zhang Haocheng yelled heartbreakingly, "Dad, I don't want you, Dad misses you too!" But no matter how he shouted, Nuonuo and so on could not hear, he wanted to rush In the past, but his body seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't rush through it no matter what.Watching Waitan and Nuonuo starving and freezing, watching them being beaten, watching them dying in the ice and snow, but still yelling, "Father!"
"Ah! Wait, Nuonuo, Dad didn't want you, Dad loves you!" Zhang Haocheng woke up suddenly and shouted.Wiping the cold sweat off his face, Zhang Haocheng looked around and suddenly realized that he was having a nightmare.
"Damn!" Zhang Haocheng cursed secretly, he actually dreamed that he had a pair of twin sons, one named Wait and the other named Nuonuo.The strange thing is that he can't remember the usual dreams very quickly, but this time the dream seems to be engraved in his heart, every detail is so clear, Zhang Haocheng can feel the unforgettable father-son blood relationship.
Thinking of the joy and happiness with Waiting Nuonuo, thinking of their disappearance, he was anxious and hesitant.Zhang Haocheng rubbed his belly and murmured: "My son, wait for Nuonuo!" "I'm not pregnant with twins!" Zhang Haocheng was suddenly happy, as expected, I was very talented.
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