Mayor, you are so beautiful

A chicken leg with a bulging mouth, like a fat hamster, he said inarticulately: "I made it."

"Oh?" The butler sniffed the fragrance, then tore off another piece of chicken leg and gnawed on it, and asked greasy, "Tell me."

Goudan licked the oil on his fingers, carefully broke off one by one, and counted all the things he had done these days, Goudan was moved to tears by himself, he is really capable.

The housekeeper had an expression of "you are so funny, little baby", and he said, "That is to exercise your patience, perseverance, and carefulness. The city lord sees that you will make great achievements in the future."

Goudan was dumbfounded, "How old is it?"

The housekeeper looked up at the sky, "It's very big."

Goudan continued to stay, and drew a circle in the void with his hand, "So big?"

The butler has chest tightness, how do I know?He stroked his beard and shook his head slightly.

The topic of how big it is is going on for a long time, the butler's throat was filled with smoke, and he walked out against the wall with a dark face.

Deciding not to worry about how big the dog is, scratching the cool open crotch pants, a dog's tail bloomed in my heart.

His wise and mighty city lord has a good vision.

In Xiaowu Pavilion, the city lord reclined on the couch reading a book, the turtle leaned aside to watch him, stroking his white hair with gentle eyes, and the loyal dog guards vomited blood while reporting the matter.

You touch me, I rub you, do you think I'm blind?

"City Master, look..."

The Chrysanthemum Appreciation Conference is a grand event every year. The city lords of each city bring their families to the main city to show up, appreciate and touch the chrysanthemums, and the gods are at ease.

But this time, going to the wife’s house on an overseas island is a long way, and the risk is very high. In case of strong wind and waves, if a wave hits, maybe I can live in the sea for a long time.

Even if it arrives very smoothly, it is very likely that it will be thrown out by relatives, friends, folks and elders on the wife's side, and it will still live in the sea for a long time.

The loyal dog guard thought hesitantly, well, if none of the above two things happened, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up when I come back.

At that time, if the king is not happy, they don't want to be happy.

No one knew that the city lord had other plans. He became more and more familiar with the sea turtle when he and the turtle were tumbling together, drunk and dreaming. It was the kind of fit that made two become one.

It's like the key and the lock, the rattle and the chrysanthemum.

Therefore, it is necessary to go overseas in person, and faintly feel that there will be something waiting for his arrival.

After figuring out the ins and outs, he was in a hurry to go back. The seal was about to be broken, but the turtle said, "No rush."

The city lord frowned slightly: "Huh?"

There was a smile on the corner of Hai Turtle's lips, very charming, he said: "I'm really not in a hurry." In fact, I was really in a hurry.

The city lord frowned slightly, his two pink lips were pursed into a cold straight line, and he cast a cold and arrogant look of "Don't you dare to say it again?"

"Okay, I'm in a hurry." The turtle whispered, his tone becoming a little lazier.

There was a meaningful color in Hai Turtle's eyes, and a gentle and infatuated smile appeared on his face. The City Lord raised his hand coldly, and Bingshan touched him domineeringly.

The loyal dog guard's facial muscles twitched, and he covered his face, suffering from an inexplicable toothache.

Cloudless, blue sky

On this day, a group of carriages from the City Lord's Mansion went out of the city and headed straight for the sea.

The wind blows the chrysanthemums, and the city lord takes the turtle back to her mother's house.

☆, ahem

The sea wind howled and the waves rolled.

The beautiful man stood with his hands behind his back, his black clothes and white hair were blown messy, his deep black eyes looked into the distance, thoughtful.

There were footsteps behind him, and a tall and handsome man walked towards him with graceful steps, restraining all the dignity that seemed to be born with him, and kissed his king reverently.

Opening his arms and hugging him from behind, he exhaled by the ear of the person in his arms, biting the soft earlobe with his mouth, and said in a hoarse voice: "Do you like the sea?"

The thing on the buttocks became straighter and straighter, the city owner leaned back expressionlessly, narrowed his eyes and asked in a cold voice: "Why?"

With a low voice coming out of his throat, the sea turtle hugged the city lord's earlobe and sucked, and pressed his chest even tighter against his back, including that place, teasing through the clothes: "If you like it, I will give it to you."

It's really fun, applause!

A few strange tones came out from the mouth of the sea turtle, obviously low, but extremely penetrating, the sea level suddenly set off violent waves, white spots appeared in the deep blue, more and more, those long fish brought countless All the unknown underwater creatures stood upright, their long tails slapped the surface of the sea, and they lowered their heads facing them.

The scene was very shocking.

The city owner who couldn't do it was a little unhappy, and his tone was cold: "There are two tricks."

The sea turtle smiled lowly, and there was a look of memory in his eyes, which was the same sentence back then.

The sea breeze was blowing on his face, and there was a strong fishy and salty smell. The city lord turned around, looked at the handsome man who was a little taller than him, lifted his chin with his hand, and looked into the pair of deep blue eyes like the sea: "Why did you cover that time?" Walk away with your nose?"

The turtle coughed dryly, and said innocently, "I'm nervous."

In fact, he couldn't suppress the truth in his body, and when he met old acquaintances, he inevitably became more lively.

nervous?Bai has grown such a long and big bang, the city lord has a look of contempt in his eyes, "Then why are you back?"

Suppressing it, it will come back to eat you, the dark exclusive desire flashed in the depths of the turtle's eyes, and he put on a flattering smile on his face, "I'm afraid you will be angry."

The Lord City Master gnawed on his lower jaw in satisfaction.

A scale the size of a thumb appeared out of nowhere in the turtle's hand. It was colorful, and it was strung with a rope of unknown material. He put it on the city owner's neck.

The turtle lowered its head, pressed its lips against the forehead of the city owner, and kissed: "From now on, I will be yours."

The Lord City Lord raised his head slightly: "I will allow you to indulge in front of me in the future."

Especially in such and such times, don't be scruples, let the horses come over, as many horses as possible can be accommodated.

The city lord stands with his hands behind his back, the turtle hugs him from behind, his two bodies are tightly attached to each other, the black hair and the white hair are entangled, the picture is beautiful and messy, and there is a sense of peerless love that "you jump and I jump" .

Beautiful mess.

The first time on the boat, the guards all stopped eating and vomited in the dark. The only alive and kicking dog egg went to the city lord to ask for his autograph.

Slightly shy.

Recalling what Li Dahei often said to Xiaohua, "I want to put you in the palm of my hand", Goudan spread out his left hand, straightened his body and raised his head, his dark face was full of determination, and he shouted loudly: "City Lord, I I want to hold you in the palm of my hand."

Yo, what a dream!

Hearing this sentence, the guards who were lying dead in the boat behind rolled their eyes dedicatedly.

Stupid, I think you want to live in the sea.

The city lord frowned slightly, and there were faint cracks in the coldness he maintained on his face.

The sea turtle leaning against the side of the ship kept its lips curved, its legs bent freely, one hand behind its head, the other stretched out, and the red grass blade in its hand floated into the sea.

In a corner that no one saw, those blades of grass were grabbed by black fish the size of an index finger and swam to the deep sea.

The city lord picked up the pen, smoothed the burrs on the tip of the pen coldly, flicked his sleeves, swung his arm domineeringly, and wrote his name on Goudan's palm.

The two characters must have many strokes, and the meaning is generous and thick.

The guards who continued to lie on the corpse wriggled to the hatch of the ship, expressing their envy and wanting it too.

Think about it, with the signature of the city lord, the mother-in-law at home will get a discount on buying rouge and powder clothes. When they are happy, they will work hard on the kang, and when they are gentle, we men will feel comfortable all over.

Moreover, it is free for the baby to enter the school, and when the baby grows up to find her in-laws, the dowry will be doubled. Also, if you hang the signature of the city lord in the main room, the ancestors underground will wake up with laughter.

You deserve the signature of the city lord.

The loyal dog guard who emerged from the cabin was full of sea breeze. He rolled his eyes at the little doll who was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear against his pale face, and said in a cold voice: "The dog is so stupid."

There is a fart for writing with a brush, let the city lord use magic power, so it can be used as a mark?He was sincerely praised by the housekeeper for speaking out what was in his heart sourly.

"You are so disabled."

After vomiting, the butler came back from the outside and continued to lie down, "Idiot."

Didn't you see the veins popping out on Madam's neck?

☆, scared pee

The days at sea were long and boring.

The city lord and the turtle eat on the kang every day, eat on the kang, and eat on the kang.

Really boring!

The two of them would set up a chessboard in their spare time. The city lord held the black pieces, pressing hard at every step, and killed decisively. The turtle held the white pieces and retreated repeatedly, only defending and not attacking.

After losing one or two rounds in the Sea Turtle Bureau, with a "little fish lips" look on his face, his hands and feet were wide open, accepting the punishment of the city lord.

"Are you giving way to me?" The City Lord's hand slowly moved, stopped at the bulging place, and touched the big part.

The turtle narrowed its eyes lazily, and smiled without saying a word.

The lord of the city decided to punish his wife, and a moment later there was a painful growl in the boat.

It's quite touching.

All the guards on the boat crossed their legs and drank wine, and the guards who were bored rubbing each other turned their heads in unison, and a few unknown birds flew over their heads.

The guard armor closed the jaw that was about to fall: "Did you hear it? Did you hear it? Did you hear it?"

The guard Bingding xxxxx is demented: "Mm! Mm! Mm!"

Important things should be said three times.

The guards expressed panic, the sound just now was not from the city lord, but from the madam, oh, I'll go, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it's so fierce, I don't know if the boat can take it.

They soon found out.

The ship shook violently without warning, and the housekeeper inside who was teaching Goudan to read quickly put away the little yellow book and the little green book, which was his life's effort.

The loyal dog guard who secretly hid in the corner and masturbated up and down hastily jumped up, with his face slightly sideways, and he was fastening his trouser belt while running, and a strand of hair on his forehead fluttered in the wind.

A man like the wind.

The city lord took a bite of the turtle's Adam's apple in displeasure, tilted his hips, and left the body covered with scarlet marks from the turtle, putting on his robe.

With a big hand covering his waist, the male sea turtle lazily licked his neck, licked off the overflowing sweat, and went out with him.

The wind was raging outside, the clouds were heavy, and the sky seemed to be pulled down by a giant palm, and it was about to fall into the sea.

In other territories, when encountering this kind of situation, the guards would hold their knives and shake their calves in front of them, humming, haha, but White Bird City is slightly different.

The Lord City Lord raised his head coldly and proudly said: "Stand back."

The loyal dog guard led his subordinates to puff up their chests and shouted loudly: "City Lord! We are not afraid!"

The city lord waved his hand coldly, a little disgusted, and the guards shyly moved back with blushing faces.

A ray of white light lingered from the city owner's fingertips, and shot out like a sharp arrow, splitting the tumbling sea level into two.

The scene was astonishing, the butler dragged the dog egg, the loyal dog guards and the guards were protecting their wife of the city lord, they took a deep breath, everyone was stunned, my little friends and I were stunned.

Not everyone in Liguo can embark on the road of cultivation. To cultivate into a magical beast, talent is very important. Ordinary people can only live for a hundred years.

There is also a group of people who have more opportunities than ordinary people and have obtained precious secret exercises to practice, which can prolong their lifespan, such as housekeepers, loyal dog guards, and old men, but their talents are average, and they will eventually add a lot of soil to the earth.

There are very few people who are listed as strong, and when the opportunity comes, they have a chance to break the demons, realize their own way, and can aspire to the highest plane, such as the city lord, the sea turtle, the top five today, and the country of this generation. Lord, there is also the legendary old guy.

Of course, in a small mountain village, there may be such a young boy with a poor family background and mean relatives, who is unpopular. One day in the future, the young boy will encounter a cave and get the magic weapon, the treasure of heaven, spirit and earth. , all kinds of treasures, countless adventures.

Let's not talk about it this time.

The roar of a wild beast erupted from the bottom of the sea, and the sea surface was full of turbulent waves. The surging water surged up and was blocked by a light curtain. A terrifying white shadow appeared, and a huge white bird raised its head to the sky and sang loudly and long.

The housekeepers were already scared to pee.

The sea surface was violently turbulent suddenly, the turbid sea water was like boiling water, a mountain of water arched, and in an instant, a huge head emerged, entangled by a pile of seaweed, which was very funny.

The body is like a towering mountain, and the huge wet eyes are fixed on the city owner, and the two huge fleshy palms are raised above the head, expressing with gestures, "Don't let the bird go, I surrender."

The city lord frowned, bored.

Hai Turtle stepped forward, with a smile on his lips: "Since you have already cultivated the inner alchemy, why are you so stupid?"

The water droplets on the ship's side trembled, and the huge animal shook its cattail fan-sized ears, and buried its head in the palm of its flesh in shame.

The city lord, who thought he could do a big job, had a cold face, the turtle put his arms around his waist, his tone softened, and he stroked his hair smoothly: "It is an old friend of mine, it is old and easy to be stupid, please forgive it. "

The sea turtle raised his hand to loosen the hair from the city lord's cheeks, and straightened his long hair with just enough force with his fingers. The city lord's ears were slightly red, his nose wrinkled unconsciously, and he said two words in a cold voice: "Trouble."

The butler pressed down on the pooch who wanted to probe, and his gray beard trembled tremblingly. He was obviously frightened, and the guards around him were also frightened.

City Lord, wake up!Cool and domineering is you!

☆, la la

The sea stretches as far as the eye can see, and the fog is lingering.

The breeze blows gently, and the mist spreads around, shaking and illusory, like a fairyland.

In the mist, a ship can be vaguely seen appearing and disappearing. In the rushing waves, there is a thick and long tail wrapped around the body of the ship, leading it to the depths, going east and west for a while, and then looking around, there is no trace.

The waves on the sea gradually subsided, and there was silence.

The sleeping people in the boat only felt a few shakes, then fell asleep again and continued to dream.

Under the candlelight, the butler held the small green book and reported to his city lord the gifts he brought this time and the details that should be paid attention to.

For example, the problem of being insane, dying if you touch it, and dying if you don't touch it, when the mother-in-law and wife fall into the water at the same time, who should be rescued first?

It seems simple, but there is a mystery hidden inside. One mistake is to touch the mechanism every minute, and I don't know how many men will be shot through their hearts, and they will die.

Very insane.

The city lord heard the sighs from the other side, one after another, he came out of meditation, opened his closed eyes, looked at the worried housekeeper, and frowned slightly.

It's just a visit, so there's so much trouble.

He just married a turtle, not a turtle nest.

The butler secretly burst into tears. Although the city lord is brave, handsome, shrewd and wise, mighty and invincible, but...

After thinking about it for a long time, the housekeeper didn't think about it, but the following content, the city lord has been a perfect mess.

The deep and hoarse voice of the sleeping turtle sounded, with a smile: "The city lord is so beautiful, it's too late for them to like it, so how can they deliberately make things difficult."

The beautiful city lord made a sound from his nose, took a sip of tea, flicked his sleeves, and said with a stern face: "That's natural."

Sea Turtle suppressed the corners of her lips to hold back a smile, with an unconcealable pampering in her eyes.

The housekeeper who had lived most of his life was a little overwhelmed, his old face turned red, and his wife had special coaxing skills, coaxing the city lord like a proud little daughter-in-law.

Huh?

Little daughter-in-law?The butler gasped, his hands holding the little green book were shaking, how could he have such an illusion, thinking about it, he felt that the end of the world was coming.

The guilty housekeeper took the initiative to admit his mistake, the city lord narrowed his eyes, and touched his lips, feeling unhappy.

Hai Turtle embraced the sulking Lord City Master, and said with a low smile, "It's my fault."

His lips were pursed a little, and the Lord City Master lowered his expression. When the truth of the matter is revealed one day, his people will know that most of him are the one below, lying flat and posing in various poses, and his legs won't fit together. close.

Occasionally on it, but Huo Hua always huddled himself up in the grass, playing with the turtle with the chrysanthemum that has been tempered and retracted freely.

At that time, there will probably be a bloodbath in the city.

Next, the butler witnessed the special coaxing skills, whoever saw who was so sweet was sad.

After the butler left, the city lord lay in the turtle's arms. The turtle raised his hand to press his forehead, rubbed his lips against his neck, and said in a hoarse voice, "You have become more and more attractive recently."

The heat sprayed over caused the city owner to shrink his neck slightly, his fingers wandered on the turtle's chest, and said in a casual tone, "Is there any?"

Yes or no, the clatter of the sea turtle is the clearest.

The butler went to find the loyal dog guard, but as soon as he entered, he covered his eyes and staggered back, blinded.

Yes!That's right, our loyal dog guard is fascinated and masturbating again.

A man with a strong blood will inevitably be very angry, and if he doesn't let it out, he can burn himself.

The loyal dog guard wiped his hands on the underpants sassyly, and said roughly: "Everyone is a man, you understand that kind of thing, and the right hand is the lover when the wife is not around."

The butler had an ignorant look of "I don't understand what you're talking about", and the loyal dog guard rolled his eyes. He's a lot of age, who is he fooling?

"There are three major forces on the island, and Madam's family is one of them. I'm worried that they will be restless when they see the city lord."

The city lord is too famous, occupying several first places, and declaring domineeringly, "If you don't accept it, let's fight!", someone will definitely come up to provoke it.

The butler spread out the tattered picture and pointed to several places that were enclosed.

This is still outdated information. In the past hundred years, many people from the rivers and lakes went to overseas islands together or alone, but what happened to them later, and whether they were killed or not, I don’t know. Most of the information collected now comes from "heard" "I guess" ""perhaps"

Because those people never went ashore after going to sea.

"They dare not." The loyal dog guard snorted coldly, raised his leg wildly and stepped on the top of the kang: "If someone on the island is unfavorable to the city lord, it is an open challenge to the entire Li country. I am tired of work, and I am looking for death!"

The butler brushed off his lump of flesh, stroked his beard and sighed, "You've been very angry lately."

The loyal dog guard lowered his legs awkwardly, and clamped them tightly again.

A few days later, the boat stopped.

The Lord City Lord stood at the bow of the boat, staring at the island, the feeling of subtlety in his heart became stronger.

There was a huge sound of water in the distance, and the huge monster was thumping. It exchanged a glance with the turtle, then at the city lord, and then plunged into the bottom of the sea.

No one cared about this scene, their attention was caught by what was in front of them.

Facing the beautiful plants and trees drawn with a brush, some servants couldn't help but wonder: "Is this heaven?"

The butler with both integrity and ability said: "No, heaven is in the sea."

The big guys looked over one after another, and they all became curious babies.

The housekeeper's old face was filled with a benevolent smile: "Jump off now, and you will see heaven in the next moment."

Everyone rubbed their arms together, it was really cold.

☆, hey

The scenery on the island is infinitely good, but the folk customs are a little wild.

Look at the fishermen coming up from all around. The men are shirtless and wear loose pants, the women are wearing neat shorts with bare arms and legs, and the children are even naked.

A rough roar said: "We don't welcome outsiders here! Get out!"

The person who spoke was a strong man with a rougher voice, with a thick back and a hunchback, with a face like "I planted this tree and I opened this road. If you want to live from now on, you have to hand over your life", it is cheap.

The guards drew their knives at the same time, brushed them, and saw that the man's nostrils were upturned, big and round, with a few flowing, jet-black shiny black hairs sticking out. They didn't dare to look at the painting.

The loyal dog guard raised his hand, pointing the tip of the knife at the man, the corners of his eyes twitched, his throat rolled a few times, his concentration was insufficient, what should he do if he wanted to vomit?

Onlookers: "Get out! Get out!"

Dare to shout so loudly in front of the city lord, the guards and servants began to grind their teeth, wanting to bite them to death.

"If you don't beat them to make their faces full of peach blossoms, they will never know why the flowers are so red, don't stop me!"

The dizzy Goudan poked his head from the housekeeper's back, and exhaled weakly: "Yes, let them know why the flowers are so red." After speaking, he fainted again.

The loyal dog guard groaned, and rushed forward with a knife in hand, his figure was majestic, but he couldn't take a step, and the back of his heart was being grabbed by the housekeeper.

I moved, I moved, I moved again, but I still couldn't escape the resentful look of the butler Wuzhishan's loyal dog guard, and bared his teeth at the butler, his face turned green with anger.

Just at this critical moment, when it was out of control, a lazy and magnetic voice came out: "Then do I have to get out too?"

After seeing who it was, everyone present showed expressions of horror, and saluted in awe: "Master Hai."

In the next moment, the expressions on the faces of those people were dull, and the white-haired man who came from behind had a gorgeous temperament and an amazing appearance. He was dressed in a black robe and was spotless.

"He is my...husband." The turtle paused for a moment, with a rather tangled expression at that moment.

Everyone turned pale with shock, facing the beautiful man who seemed to have stepped out of a painting and shouted in unison: "Husband?!"

The city lord's face was like sinking water, and he said coldly: "I only have one wife."

The lips of the sea turtles standing side by side slightly curled up, quite satisfied. Of course, he would be even happier when he said this one day.

The crowd of onlookers finally regained their senses, saying that the three views were shattered.

The old man of the Hai family is probably going crazy.

Now that he understood the truth, the rough guy who spoke first clasped his fists at the city lord, and didn't dare to look directly at him. He turned around and ran into the forest with a few people, and the others dispersed, continuing to catch sea crabs, dig clams, and touch conch shells , splashing water, a great scene.

The servants carried the gifts, the guards walked on both sides, the loyal dog guards and the housekeeper came one after the other, the city lord and the turtle walked in the middle, and a group of people entered the island in a mighty manner.

The sun is as bright as a big chrysanthemum, and it feels like it is sticking to the top of the head. The whole group is sweating profusely. Someone suggested that it is really hot here, why don't we all take off our clothes, do as the Romans do, and brush the lower limit by the way, how about it?

Others nodded one after another, very good!

"Idiot!" Guard X sneered, "You don't even think about it, if the madam's parents see that the city lord's subordinates are all disheveled, like beggars, the city lord will be ashamed."

The idiots pursed their lips aggrievedly, silently adjusted their clothes, wiped their sweat and shook their hair, and then looked up to see another heroic subordinate.

See how the Santo conquers the island with his invincible charm.

A middle-aged man ran up in front, as fast as if he had wings on his back, the man looked at the turtle with tears in his eyes: "Master, you are back, you said it was not good for you to go, but you went to Liguo Run, there are people eating living people..."

The speed of speech was faster than the speed, and everyone watched his mouth under the hooked nose keep moving, which was very annoying.

Since you think they eat living people, why not... hehehe.

The middle-aged man finally saw the current situation, the big box and the small box, the young master sent it?He glanced at the fierce faces of the guards, shook his head and sighed: "Liguo people are so naive."

"..." The butler with both integrity and ability and the mighty loyal dog guard lay guns beside him.

Our city lord is invulnerable, except for the spear of the turtle.

"Uncle Ying, this is the Lord of White Bird City." Hai Turtle pursed his lips, and there was a hint of deep meaning in his eyes, which was fleeting.

Uncle Ying was shocked, and looked at the Lord City Master in disbelief, his eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and his daydream of "Is this real? I'm not dreaming" seemed to come true.

The city lord had a dull pain in his forehead, and said nothing with a stern face.

Pulling away from the divine realm that others could not understand, Uncle Ying suddenly knelt down on one knee, tremblingly kissed the upper of the city lord's boot, with teary eyes: "My lord, you are finally here."

The Lord City Lord raised his eyebrows, quietly hiding the doubts and guesses in his heart.

A group of people entered the woods, and the branches and vines were messy. Uncle Ying led the way, patrolling left and right while walking: "Stay away from those flowers."

The loyal dog guard looked at a gorgeous flower that was almost as high as his chest, and asked the turtle in a low voice.

"Eating you is like yawning." The turtle smiled.

The loyal dog guard's back went numb, and everyone else trembled, especially the one carrying the box behind, who almost threw the box away.

An extremely slight movement in the bushes alarmed Uncle Ying, and he shouted coldly: "Who? Come out!"

The sea turtle moved its fingers imperceptibly, and a gentle breeze blew by. The original dense bushes were strangely shifted to the sides, and a green figure was exposed.

Easily clinging to the vines, his body is as soft as a snake, and he doesn't think it's strange to spit out letters and flick his tail.

Everyone clenched their weapons vigilantly, Uncle Ying glared at him angrily, "Snake boy, you are sneaky, what do you want to do?"

Snake Three slowly stood up straight, stretched his arms and legs, twisted his waist and walked a few steps closer, with a devilish smile: "I'm sleeping, didn't you see?"

Uncle Ying snorted coldly, but surprisingly, he didn't say anything more, but secretly glanced at the city lord.

This barely noticeable little action was caught by Snake San. He looked the city lord up and down, was slightly surprised, and chuckled softly: "Outsider?"

The city lord raised his jaw slightly, his eyes narrowed, and he said coldly: "You have too much murderous aura to keep."

After all, the terrifying coercion spread from the whole body, and Snake San was terrified in his heart, his face was congested with blood, and his veins were agitated. He tried to hold on forcibly, but he fell to his knees in a few moments.

City Lord, you have lost your arrogance.

☆, slightly hanging

The three buttocks of the snake, as if facing a formidable enemy, rubbed on the ground, and the surrounding leaves rustled.

Everyone held their breath, the tail is coming out?

A muffled sound came out from under the snake's three buttocks, and he looked left and then in disgust: "Who is farting?"

It's really a wonderful flower.

Seeing his cowardly appearance, the city lord immediately lost interest. He looked at the turtle and opened his lips slightly: "To stay or not?"

Hearing the words, Snake Three broke out in cold sweat on his back, he is really a femme fatale, hey, why is it not a horse scorpion, a rabbit scorpion, an ant scorpion, but a snake scorpion, the corners of his lips twitched, there was such a subtle feeling.

Seeing the turtle looking over, the three snake monsters winked charmingly: "Hayne, have you forgotten the time when we climbed trees and played hide-and-seek together, watching the sunrise and chasing the sunset?"

He and I haven't done those things, and I'm not happy, the city lord squinted coldly, and began to let go of the air.

The big guy remained silent, not daring to vent his breath.

Hai Turtle squeezed the palm of Lord City Master, and smiled charmingly at San Xie: "You are really becoming less and less human, why don't you go back to the furnace and rebuild."

"I hate it~ you are ruthless, you are cruel, you are making trouble for no reason~" Snake San flicked out his orchid finger.

vomit--

The first one who couldn't bear it was the butler, who had to suffer this even at an older age, and then lined up one by one and retched.

Taking advantage of everyone's nausea, the snake three jumped up and twisted twice, and disappeared into the woods in the blink of an eye.

Seeing that the city lord had no intention of chasing him, Uncle Ying heaved a sigh of relief, Snake San was a bit greedy, his appetite was big, and his murderous intent would naturally increase, but if he died suddenly, the Snake family would definitely not give up.

Through the woods, the island has its own caves.

Strange flowers and trees can be seen everywhere, some are as tall as a person, and some are lying on the ground softly, full of fragrance, the huts are row after row, and the road is at the foot.

Passers-by all looked sideways, how come outsiders have two eyes and one mouth, this is wrong, those children all look deceived, and adults also look deceived.

What about the agreed three eyes and two mouths? !

Looking at the tall man walking beside Young Master Hai, they couldn't help but salivate, it was so beautiful.

Haigui's house looked like a local tyrant at first glance, the roof was a lot higher, and under the big tree in front of the door, there was a handsome man eating grapes with a cattail leaf fan, he couldn't tell how old he was.

Uncle Ying shouted loudly: "Master, the young master is back."

That man is the master?Madame and his father?The butler shook his gray beard, looked at other people's beautiful trees and wind, and then looked at his own dying flowers and willows, bah, he was old and decrepit, he felt the malice from the big universe.

As soon as Mr. Hai saw the City Lord, he jumped up, and a gust of wind swept by, and he was no longer there.

What about people?

Except for the city lord, everyone looked up, down, left, and right in a daze, wow!Become a living person?

Hang slightly.

The butler ordered his servants to carry the gifts into the door, and the loyal dog guards commanded the guards to stand guard around the house. He went to search the information nearby by himself, and brought along a miserable dog with special skills along the way.

It's a little regrettable that the city lord didn't see the turtle's father.

Lying in a simple room, the city lord rubbed the wooden pillow under his head. The turtle leaned over and licked the tip of the city lord's nose: "He is shy. He went back to take a bath and change his clothes."

There was no change in the expression on the city lord's face, he only raised his eyebrows to express his surprise.

"You'll know soon." The turtle sucked the lips of the city lord, and the city lord opened his lips slightly, sticking out his tongue to dance with him.

With his back against the hard wooden bed, the city lord frowned uncomfortably, sat up and sat on the turtle's lap, and put his hand into his lapel, familiar with the way.

The sea turtle put one hand on the city lord's buttocks, and put his other arm around his waist, holding him firmly, and leaned forward with his head down.

Enjoying his kiss, the Lord City Lord narrowed his eyes, and suddenly asked: "Have we met before?" After he finished speaking, he was stunned, as if he had asked by accident.

The strength on his lips was at a loss, and the depths of the turtle's eyes flashed almost imperceptibly. He asked without answering, "Do you believe in past and present lives?"

"Well, let's go down a little bit." A look of incomprehensibility appeared on the face of the city owner, and he jokingly said, "I'll tell you later."

The forehead of the sea turtle twitched, venting all the backlogged emotions through violent movements, and the city lord leaned back with his upper body, with his long legs clamping his neck, panting and roaring.

"I'm in Xiahai Daye. I'm lucky enough to meet you today. I don't know if you can tell me..."

A disappointing voice sounded outside the door, the city lord gasped for a long time, moved his waist, and the sea turtle almost roared in delight.

The completely unsatisfied Lord City Lord lay on his stomach without moving, his nostrils were covered with fine sweat, his wet hair was scattered in a mess, his body heaved up and down with his rapid breathing, beads of sweat rolled down his beautifully lined back, and rolled down along his spine. Into that seductive gap.

After kissing the city lord's face, the turtle reluctantly backed out and walked towards the door, he opened the door, his clothes were slightly open, his neck was covered with a thin layer of sweat, and he said faintly: "Father, she is your daughter-in-law. "

The handsome figure of Mr. Hai, who had specially gone back to the room and dressed up, trembled, his blood strips were completely emptied, and he fell to the ground dead.

☆, crazy

Under the grape arbor, a handsome man in purple was sitting on a stone bench drinking a small wine, very melancholy.

It wasn't until the sun went down that the door opened with a creak, and Hynyne stepped out with a stern look on his face, and he straightened his white robe slowly.

"You already know, right? He is the reincarnation of that person."

Hai Daye sighed with feigned melancholy: "I should have thought of it a long time ago, among the Three Realms, he is the only one who can make me fall in love at first sight."

Is it really okay to yy my daughter-in-law in front of my son!

Heyne sat down on the empty stone bench, turned over a glass and poured wine, and took a sip lazily: "Father, I'm small, don't make this joke in front of me next time, I'll turn my face off. "

A stern look appeared between Hai Daye's brows, and it turned into grievance and injury again: "Jin'er, you actually took advantage of my retreat to find him, and agreed to go together!"

Raising his eyebrows, Hyynne hooked his lips: "That's just teasing you."

I knew that when I had a daughter-in-law and forgot my father, Hai Daye held his forehead and put on a melancholy look: "I fed you up with shit and pee, and now you've grown up..."

"The wings are stiff." Hyynne answered very skillfully.

From childhood to adulthood, there has always been such a sentence, which can be recited backwards.

Hai Daye clenched his fist against his lips and coughed. He leaned forward and said in a conferring tone, "Can I give him a hug?"

"No." There was no room.

Hai Daye rolled his eyes: "Stingy, when I met him, you were still gnawing your feet inside the eggshell." Not to mention hugging, there were many times.

Hyne clenched the wine glass tightly, his face was gloomy, and there was a posture of "say one more thing, I'll show you the shell".

Eyes opened suddenly, and Hai Daye was furious: "Why did you hurt your tail? Who hurt you? Tell dad, dad will go and put his bone