Mayor, you are so beautiful

The mayor has diarrhea.

The city lord pulled it off.

When he came out of the latrine, the city lord couldn't stand on his legs, and lay on Haiyne's back, very miserable.

Haiyne said helplessly, "Do you still want to eat spicy duck head?"

"I won't eat tomorrow." The city lord buried his face in Heyne's hair to breathe.

Haiyne slapped his ass hard, his tone became colder, and he said seriously: "In the future, I will spank your ass once you eat it."

In the eyes of the city owner, spanking is a particularly sultry taste. He rubbed Heyne's back and used his actions to express "come, come, hit me"

"Don't move, I'm hard." Haiyne was about to be fired by him, and at night to coax him to sleep, he went to Qingtaki and the others.

Qingtaki spread his hands, wondering: "Once he opened his mouth, I couldn't refuse."

Bai Hu on the opposite side glanced lightly, opened his lips and said, "He likes it."

"It's better to eat less." Zhu Yu said with a smile on his face: "He looks very cute when he is acting like a baby."

Hynyne's face was extremely gloomy, and he ran over just to make himself unhappy.

"What happened to the Jiao tribe?"

Qing Taki, the former head of the country with the largest intelligence organization: "Gluttony eats everything he sees. On the way to Golden Crane City, he passed the Yellow Duck City, which is famous for its delicious food. He..."

"Stuck to death?" Hyne asked strangely.

"Not yet." Qing Taki raised the corner of his lips and said, "But it's hard to say if you don't restrain yourself."

"Hey hey hey, there are so many delicacies in the world, he wants to eat all of them, why don't we make it happen?" Zhu Wei narrowed his eyes, shook his shoulders and smiled obscenely.

Several people turned their heads to show that they didn't know him.

The city lord suddenly missed his guards and the citizens, so he got up early in the morning grabbing Heyne's collar, packed up and went back to the city.

To leave, someone needs to go to the cow dung mountain to inform Bai Ze and the others.

Qing Taki lowered his head and touched the corner of the Eight Immortals table, Zhu Wei picked his fingers.

"I'll go." Bai Hu snorted coldly, turned and left.

Qinglong and Zhu Yu looked at each other, he must be the one to go, that fool Xuanwu was still picking up cow dung for him on the mountain.

in a few days

The cheers of White Bird City shook the heavens and the earth, and all the people blushed and shouted: "The city lord will last forever!" "The city lord is the most handsome!"

The city lord sighed, how honest.

The people of White Bird City were very excited, they hadn't seen their city lord for many days, their hair was still so white, their eyes were still so beautiful, everywhere was beautiful.

The housekeeper burst into tears: "Welcome the city lord back."

The loyal dog guard was so choked up that he couldn't speak. In the days when there was no city lord, the little lady at home wouldn't let him touch his little hands, telling him when the city lord would come back and eat meat.

It's so sad, it's all snot if I say too much.

Goudan was also wiping his tears. He met an old man a few days ago and gave him a martial arts cheat book and asked him to cut off his penis. He didn't know which one to choose between the penis and the number one in the world.

Now that the city lord is back, he doesn't have to be afraid of anything, even if he wants to cut his penis, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Old Man pulled his little apprentice to stand in the crowd on the side of the road, stroked his beard, coughed and said, "He should be giving birth soon."

gave birth?

Who gave birth?

The people around went to see Haiyne's stomach, it was flat, and they all went to see the old man, people will talk nonsense when they are old!

The old man showed a mysterious expression, looking like "I have a big secret but I won't tell it".

"Master, the lady of the city lord does not show any signs of pregnancy." The little apprentice whispered.

The old man patted the young apprentice on the head: "What the naked eye sees is only the surface."

What do you use it for? □?Everyone rolled their eyes.

"Be careful." Old Man was quite meaningful.

After hearing this, the big guys began to observe the mayor's wife attentively, and she was still flat.

Someone exclaimed: "Look, there is a handsome man!"

Still two.

It shouldn't be the new harem of the city lord, right?It doesn't look like it, the lady's happy face is almost blinding their dog's eyes.

Those women laughed like trumpet flowers in minutes, straightened their clothes and straightened their hair, then pushed away the crowd fiercely and ran to the front, smiling shyly at 45 degrees.

Qing Taki seems to be a romantic young man, but Zhu Wei is not so good.

"They kept staring at us."

"That's enthusiasm." Qing Taki turned his head, just happened to see a woman shaking a small handkerchief at him, he silently looked back: "...it's really a little bit too much."

The city lord returned to the mansion, and Shadow Guard A and Shadow Guard B came out to express their concerns.

Shadow Guard Jia said: "Master, how is your journey?"

The city lord raised his head slightly: "Yes."

Swallowing his saliva, Shadow Guard Jia said again: "Master, this subordinate is already married."

"Oh?" The City Lord raised his eyebrows.

Shadow Guard Yi, who was kneeling beside him, said with red ears, "Master, this subordinate is also married."

Glancing at them, the city lord leaned back in his chair coldly: "Go to the housekeeper for a gift money."

"Thank you, master!"

Shadow Guard A and Shadow Guard B were about to cry. In their line of work, not to mention the safety and security, they huddled in the corner of the beam for many years, never seeing anyone, and their salary was even more miserable. There was not much money in their pockets.

Today, the mother-in-law of the brother’s family gives birth to a baby and buys gifts. The father of the brother’s family is sick tomorrow and buys gifts. The next day, the son of the brother’s family marries a wife and buys gifts.

In the end, the purse was empty and they cried.

Seeing the two of them blowing their noses, the city lord immediately lowered his face and said, "Go out and cry."

"Yes, master."

The little guard at the back door was poking out his ass and pulling out the grass. He heard the hole in the kitchen and licked his lips: "The city lord is back, do you want to add food tonight?"

"Each person has a big chicken leg." The little friend wiped the sweat from his brow, paused before saying, "You have two."

The little guard blinked and asked curiously, "Why?"

"Because you are cute." The little friend smiled.

The little guard covered his little friend's face, hum, you're cute, I'm obviously handsome!

The mansion is very lively today, and it will continue to be lively in the future. Everyone has a lot of stamina in their work, and the city lord is back.

Spicy duck heads were prepared in the kitchen, and the auntie cooked a pot of tea eggs. The egg shells were cracked, and the aroma of the tea leaves went in, and the taste was very good.

In the evening, Qinglong smelled the aroma and ate one, Zhu Wei ate two, and Hynyne ate seven egg yolks.

Because the city lord ate seven egg whites in one go.

He died not long after dinner.

"I'm really going to give birth."

Qing Taki and Zhu Wei were guarding in the outer room to prevent anyone from approaching. They looked at each other very complicatedly, but this time it happened.

In the inner room, the city lord held Heyne's arm tightly, and for the first time in his life, he was at a loss, nervous, and looking forward to it.

"What fell?" The city lord took a deep breath, and he only heard the sound of a thud.

Lifting his ass, Heyne touched it, it was a slippery egg.

"Also..." The city lord groaned restrainedly in Haiyne's arms, couldn't help trembling, and was angry.

Why is it not a doll, he doesn't want eggs.